I'm a huge Twilight Fan. Like everyone else.

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I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward,
Whenever I’m outta town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When I’m in the emergency room
I promise to remember Emmett
Whenever there’s a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I’m in Dun Laoirghre, and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
Each time someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
When my stomach isn’t curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So everyone can see my obssession
Cuz I know what the Twilighters know!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise