Hello, you have discovered one of the ten male fanfiction writers (at least, that write and read all across the board, though feel left out if it is just fem slash...). Congratulations!

...I think that says it all but my main muse (a.k.a. the soul to my pit of laughter) says that I should include more here. Basically, my name is Ben. I have a best friend (see other parentheses for reference) and cats. My favorite things are going to movies once a week, writing, eating candy, and reading in the bathroom after holding everything in for too long. Most of these are solitary things-you can decide which those are.

So, I am not really looking for anything or anyone else to add to my life, since it is complete. Yes, I am asexual but have had and will continue to have sexless (possibly) relationships with people (eleven and counting). And just because I am mostly asexual does not mean I will not post really graphic sex for the sake of posting really graphic sex. Because to me, I am not repulsed by sex like some people and can be very fun to both write and as an easy way to show relationship building.

I am also a sociopath. If I ever get a private message from another "sociopath" that wants to be butt buddies I will grind your lying mouth into asphalt with my remorseless polished dress shoes. End of story. Besides that, I enjoy getting messages as long as they are from interesting people.

Fandoms: American Dad, Avengers, Batman, Bones, Dexter, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Hemlock Grove, Iron Man, Sherlock, Sons of Anarchy, Stargate, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, The Purge, etc.

YES, I know it is a lot but know also that I will likely not post anything for any of them because I currently have no access to a computer (though I do have a 1931 Royal typewriter named Charles and a voice recorder named Edric). Until I once again get a computer, I will be inactive as far as posting/finishing stories goes. See third paragraph if you think I should feel any thing about this.