Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

It’s so different without you... sometimes it’s frightening. AU JeffxNess, JeffxTony, Other pairings in the future. Novelized version of Jeff's point of view in the game. Not completely canon, Paula's 8 yrs old. Dark themes Shonen-Ai/slash

"Fifteen, Jewish, cancer. The definition of the pity case that is Kyle Broflovski."

Cartman is more of a loser in high school than he'd counted on. And he's not sure if things are getting better or worse once he takes on a job that inevitably leads to spending more time with Kyle, the childhood rival he'd been forgetting about lately. Kyman.

Tales of Porky and Claus. What does an immortal and corrupt self-centered brat and his innocent loyal chimera do each day? 12th Day: A scattered society discreetly works to confront a certain Tyrant who'd gradually overtaken their ways of living, Part 2

One day after the episode 'The Entity' when Kyle's annoying cousin from Connecticut, Kyle, goes home with a 5,000,000 bailout check, Kyle wins a bet with him. Oneshot.

Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.

Fluffy Kyman Genderbend, in which Cartman is a girl and Kyle is a guy and Cartman gets called fat and Kyle comforts her. Just something that's been in my head for a few weeks. Enjoy!

It's late, it's night, and it's cold. The Phantom shivers alone in his prison, thinking of how he got there, when he's greeted by an unexpected guest.

Cartman doesn't think anybody can save him. But maybe Kyle can. Small, Kyman oneshot. Cartman/Bebe friendship. Rated M. Hope you like and reivews are appreciated!

All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T.

Just a short one shot I whipped up. We see the origins of one of the professors most frequented sayings.

Mocking Romeo&Juliet by adapting the tale to the modern world of chatrooms, text conversations and noobs. Not intended as even remotely serious. Includes Crack!love triangle- the real reason for the Mercutio-Tybalt duel! Romeo&Juliet is obligatory. Shame.

The last thing Axel expected when he died was to wake up in Radiant Garden with his heart. But he and the other members of Organization XIII have been given another chance at life. Lea and Isa have been given another chance. This was started before Dream Drop Distance so its somewhat of an AU now.

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Randall and Henry's friendship, as told through the life and times of a very special little robot. (Oneshot.)

Dalston explains how Randall's disappearance is screwing over Stansbury. (Oneshot.)

Magus muses about the Ocean Palace Incident.

Kotetsu has been training three years for the night that all Lawton's Ballroom and Latin dance students dream of. As Kotetsu prepares for his big moment, the other heroes decide to investigate his strange behavior… K/B, Antonio/OC, deanon from the Tiger & Bunny Anon Meme.

Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.

Kairi knew she needed to vent to someone, but she didn't expect that person to be her ex-kidnapper. Well, it's still better than beating up innocent trees. Spoilers for Dream Drop Distance; 3D!Lea/Kairi friendship, referenced Sora/Kairi.

AU. Saïx found safety in the contents of his cookie jar. It sugarcoated his imperfect world, but then he met Axel. Suddenly it wasn't as easy to hide behind comfort food and routine when all of his fears came knocking on his door, asking him to let them in.

You promised me the world...so I guess I'll promise you the moon. AkuSai Day 2012

After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.

Lea never went looking for him, but Isa was found nonetheless.

Done for a prompt on the anon meme - Kotetsu is in love with Barnaby. But Barnaby doesn't return his feelings. Kotetsu won't just give up, but where do they go from here?

Kotetsu finds himself jealous when Barnaby receives so much of the media's attention, but his partner surprises him and Kotetsu decides he shouldn't be so quick to judge the young man. Slightly hinted Kotetsu x Barnaby.

Set loosely during the 10 month gap between episodes 13 & 14. Summer finds Kotetsu & Barnaby making an appearance at the 100th anniversary of the local amusement park, where the newly repainted Ferris Wheel charms or looms, depending on which member of Tiger & Bunny you're asking.

An evil NEXT with the power to issue absolute commands has found the perfect pawn for his latest scheme: Wild Tiger. Ordered to kill his partner, it's up to the heroes to keep Barnaby alive and oblivious… and to keep Kotetsu from losing his mind.

Why do they say the moon is not something to swear by? Because it has many faces, it is inconstant. It's not my fault I changed, Lea. You should've seen it coming long ago... Reflective one-shot, Isa-Saix's point of view.

Oneshot. Lea had always had Isa, ever since he had saved him when they were younger. Now, it was up to Lea to save his best friend from the Darkness Xehanort had left him in.

Ever wonder where Axel learned about why the sun sets red? Maybe someone else told him about it before? And maybe there was a promise withheld with it. Lea/Isa friendship. One-shot

Fragments of Mercutio, Benvolio and their lives together. A series of connecting one-shots, mainly AU. Mercutio/Benvolio

Barnaby visits Kotetsu in the hospital after the final confrontation. Kotetsu/Barnaby, set during the final episode timeskip.

Kotetsu feels like it is finally time to move on from Tomoe and find a new mother for Kaede. After all, what man could understand a teenager daughter? But Barnaby isn't so sure he likes this idea...

We all know the tale of Juliet and her Romeo, but the tale of even more woe is that of Romeo and his Mercutio. A crack-ish parody in which Romeo is actually in love with Mercutio. Slash!

Kotetsu will not let himself become a burden to Barnaby, even if he has to destroy himself in the process. Oneshot. Kotetsu/Barnaby.

A man named Caesar wants to kill himself, but a man with a paperboy's hat would prefer he really not. Takes place long after Episode 25, warnings for suicide.

"I swear to sneak around until the world's end, if you promise to never disappear from my life."

In which Barnaby is in pieces and Kotetsu might not be a good enough puzzle master to put him back together. SPOILERS up to episode 20, Kotetsu x Barnaby

Hours shouldn't be this long. Minutes shouldn't feel like centuries. De-anoning from the T&B kinkmeme.

When a super-powered NEXT manages to put Barnaby in the hospital, a distraught Kotetsu lets slip more than a few secrets about his own insecurities, along with his feelings for his completely uncute partner. :fluffy:

Twenty years later, Bunny starts to lose his powers. He visits a retired Kotetsu, who provides some advice. Gen fluff, character piece.

Kotetsu discovers that his late wife's fascination with his unusually long legs is something Barnaby shares. Kotetsu/Tomoe. Kotetsu/Barnaby. Oneshot.

Barnaby struggles with his feelings as he tentatively, without really meaning to or understanding how, manages to make his first friend in almost fifteen years.

The heroes must cope with their loss. They have to go on living...or at least they have to try. Kotetsu tore them all apart, and it's a struggle to piece themselves back together. However, everyone seems to have a shoulder to cry on, except for Barnaby.

Oneshot. Barnaby learns why it's a bad idea to use one's personal cellphone to order a male escort.

"It's not your time yet, Kotetsu, I know that much," she insists, beginning to trace her graceful fingers along the floor, "Besides, there are two people down there whose needs outweigh mine by a hundredfold." Spoilers for 24, Kotetsu/Barnaby

Kotetsu finally gets the courage to tell Barnaby he has to leave. Slight AU. One-shot.

Dawn sets out to become the pokemon champion of Sinnoh. Simple enough, right? But, her gay best friend is just being difficult. Clingyshipping! Lucas/Barry with Dawn playing an important part in it all :D

Kotetsu will never be in love with Barnaby, but he's okay with that. He'll take what he can get, which will always be more than he could hope for.

AU. Oneshot. Not many people look forward to meeting their boyfriend's parents, including Kotetsu. Especially Kotetsu. Some swearing.

"I swear Finn, you're never gonna grow up." Jake would laugh, and then dog-pile Finn to give him a wet-willie. And as Finn catches Jake in a headlock, he replies the same way he always does. "Growin' up is for suckers!"

They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro

While taking a break at his favorite spot at a dump, Sid discovers something so unexpected it forces him to reevaluate the real garbage in life.

For the norsekink prompt "During a battle with The Avengers, Loki confesses that he loves Thor. Awkward silence imminent"

Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.

*one-shot* Pyro has held a secret within herself for her whole life, but now the pain's too much. However will she leave behind the life she loves. Is there a time when you should just give up? Story based on a song.

Soldier seeks out his comfort food in the city. The prompt was, "Soldier has a boner for cupcakes."

It all starts with a house fire.

People say that the RED Heavy is a stupid man with a heart of stone, but no one has ever gotten close enough to him to find out the truth. Can the RED Medic break this Russian giant's tough exterior?

Based off a female's Spy's POV. Replacing the previous RED Spy, a Fem-Spy takes his place. No woman has ever joined the ongoing war between RED and BLU. The female Spy knows she'll need to make an effort to gain her team's respect. Twists in later chaps

Nite Owl and Rorschach on pigeons. "They aren't different at all. They are the same species as the birds I kept and loved and fed, just born... hatched... into a different, less privileged situation."

The Engineer only accepted the job with RED because he needed the money. He found a kindred spirit in the BLU Pyro, but their conflicting loyalties and priorities lead to disaster. Title shamelessly stolen from Coldplay. Contains one-sided man love.

His generation fell to bribery in exchange for a century-long war. He decided it's time to fix this.

Why would the mysterious and uncaring Kristoph Gavin take on an apprentice like Apollo Justice? The story of Kristoph and Apollo before the events of GS4. Pre-AJ. Spoilers. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

In order for an angel to become mortal, he must have no wings; the only way to do that is to remove them in a harsh manner, a way with no use for mercy. A story of how much someone would do, for the person he loved.

Being a Nobody means no heart, only memories. Over time, the void which consumed the heart will take the memories as well. Therefore, it's much easier to make and keep to a plan while the memories are still fresh, right? Saix and Axel.

Roxas was recently admitted and born into the Organization XIII. However, once he has lived for a week, his lessons start off...very interesting due to his curious mind...and the Nobodies are going to be frank with Roxas as each day passes.

Act 2 scene 1 how it's ment to be told. Mercutio/Benvolio

I struggled to hold on to the person I had been. To tell someone that the person they once were doesn’t exist, that they are only part of that person, is easy. But there was no way I was going to believe them. An Axel Story

Were Saïx not a Nobody, and therefore capable of feeling, he would have not liked walking through Proof of Existence. One shot.

Mercutio/Benvolio. A slightly skewed re-imagining of the scene before the balcony scene. Partially based on the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor.

Short, humorous drabbles about Organization XIII. Original, I know.

AU: "Blondie, welcome to the car ride from hell." Roxas only ever wanted to get home. Axel? Axel only ever wanted to get laid. AkuRoku. CRACK.

Larxene doesn't appreciate being single in an Organization full of hot men. Clearly, this needs to be amended. Now if only the rest of the Org. was scared of her...

Definition: Words that contrast each other to emphasize differences. Such a shame that these differences were fated to tear their friendship apart.

Sometimes he loses himself in a nonsensical ramble. He doesn't know what he's saying, and neither does anyone. Modern English. Mercutio/Benvolio implied.

When Phoenix Wright is a part of your life, no matter how small that part may be, his talent for the ridiculous seeps in as well. And, as we all know, ridiculous things happen unexpectedly. Phoenix/Apollo; Mystery/Romance; Yaoi. MAJOR Spoilers for AJ:AA!

Benvolio has a secret that he fears will wreck his friendship with Mercutio. No one knows that Benvolio loves Mercutio. That is until he tells a most unlikely person, Tybalt. How can Benvolio possibly tell Mercutio? And can they love in peace? Slash.

It was moments like these that made Saïx believe they weren't Nobodies. Sequel to Heat. Isa/Lea. Mentions of AkuRoku.

Isa really hated the heat. So why is he in love with Lea, who is the definition of said word? Isa/Lea

A series of oneshots involving every possible pairing you can make within Organization 13. Yes, 78 pairings will be attempted. :D

Lea can’t stand silence, even at his friend’s expense.

one-shot Sora decides to take his mom's old-school advice when dealing with a bully.

In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.

Lea grins, "But I want you to throw it back." -Oneshot- For Danko Kaji and becoafamu.

Mercutio is not often silent, but today seems to be an exception. BenvolioMercutio slash, oneshot.

Weep not for me," Mercutio ordered. "Thou must not leave me with sadness aching." A oneshot regarding Mercutio's death. BenvolioMercutio. Rating for, well, death.

Forced to crash land on this planet, I was in a state of hopelessness and panic, to accomplish the difficult task set out before me...and that is when I met them. Rating K , oneshot that focuses on Olimar's relationship with the Pikmin and their nature.

Axel makes fun of Saïx for using girly shampoo. Saïx vows for revenge. What happens next? Read and see! :D

Quinn and Artie practice for ballads. SPOILERS up to 1x10. Artie/Quinn interaction only.

An unfortunate mishap ends up bringing our two favorite enemies a lot closer together. Oneshot. Friendship with a sprinkling of slash.

NessxLucas // A somewhat alternate reality does not save Lucas from heartache. Dealing with loss of loved ones and developing psychic abilities, Lucas's life is complicated even further when a boy named Ness moves to Tazmilly village...

Altercation, reconciliation, honesty. It’s a habit by now. — Silver/Gold :: Huntershipping

Walking around Ilex Forest, Silver meets up again with that kid who wears a backwards baseball cap and never seems to talk except during battle. Naturally Silver wants to be far away from that kid...but that won't be happening. -Huntershipping twoshot

Mother 3 is over. With the help of Lucas, Dr. Andonuts can open the Absolutely Safe Capsule. But he has his concerns about the experiment...

When Samus, Zelda, and Peach explore the wonders of the internet, it's only a matter of time before they discover SSB fan fiction. One look at the "romance" section, and the girls are on a mission to see if any of it's true. "T" for language/content

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

Tenma/Nina "If this is a fairytale it is a very strange one indeed". Nina falls in love. Future!Fic.

If Crono could speak, he'd be a very mean guy. This story is how the trial would have happened if this were true. One shot. Rated T for language.

She simply has no time for fools with starry eyes! A series of brief moments in the perfectly imperfect life of Franziska von Karma, and how the King of Fools, Larry Butz himself, changed everything.

post T&T, mild spoilers for Apollo Justice. Phoenix goes to visit Godot in prison.

The long and painful ordeal of Nakatsu's coming out. Nakatsu/Kayashima

Syaoran's had enough... Eriol's gone too far... Tomoyo is ... Tomoyo. And Sakura is oblivious. It's time for payback. Booyah.

Back in 4th grade, Larry and Miles both had their selective styles. Miles, however, hated Larry's, and decided to try and change the way he dressed...

A decision was made for Phoenix to confess his feelings for Edgeworth, but there was something missing from the response.

Formerly part of a drabble set. Klavier teases Kristoph by buying him a pink violin.

When you love him and you know he doesn't love you back. When your parents force you to marry him. When everything becomes too much for you. What do you do? Run.

Johan forgets that medicine and alcohol don't mix. Johan/Tenma Horribly fluffy.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

He knew what it was. -ManfredxEngarde-

Wherein Edgeworth asks Phoenix out on a date...Edgeworth style. Too bad Phoenix is too dense to figure it out. sequel to Turnabout Fudge. PxE

In which Nick says too much, Maya is very distressed and Edgeworth smirks... a lot. Edgeworth/Nick. Very slight spoilers for the end of Turnabout Samurai.

Eriol has always been known to be a gentleman, a bachelor infact! Now, why not use that as an excuse? :P R and R please!

You would think Ryuuichi Naruhodo & Phoenix Wright were one and the same - but if you looked closely, Naruhodo's eyes were blue and Phoenix's, were black. That, apparently, seemed to make all the difference. Naruhodo/Phoenix slash! Mild spoilers.

“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"

Lucas' life changes when a stranger washes up on the shore of Tazmily Village. NessxLucas

HappiNess, SadNess, MadNess, KindNess... Ten one-shots covering the different sides of everyone's favourite boy from Onett.

A not at all serious or canon epic tragedy set in the period of the fall of Sega, the attempted assassination of Mario and the Rise of the Grand Tournament.

I was really bored when I made this, but it's still good. It's pretty much based upon the start of the game and just makes fun of some weird stuff that's introduced but in a cool way . Comment and Review, and um... yeah that's about it.

A sorcerer, a frog, a sword, a porch, and a conversation in the dark. Frog and Magus discuss old wounds before the final fight.

Solidarity.

A story about Daryan's secret fear. Characters: Daryan, Klavier. Warning: Spoilers up to GS4-3

Apollo has been harboring a bit of interest toward his boss, and despite his efforts to conceal it, Kristoph has noticed; much to Apollo's confusion, instead of addressing it directly, Kristoph decides to have a little fun with him. Kristoph/Apollo

Sometimes you need two views to tell the same tale, and that's definitely the case for Zelda and Link as they write letters home through a week that will test their relationship. For Star's Letters Challenge.

Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.

Kyle is Eric's epiphany.

“So… you ignored me because I used your professional titles instead of your first names…?” AJ AA

When Ness and Lucas stumble across strange Fanfictions about themselves, they wonder if the stories about them are right, and decide to give a relationship between them a try, attempting the stages of love, and failing completely. Complete Crackfic.

Many people are unaware of the fact that the characters in the Brawl games are real, honest people at heart. Join Ike in a ten minute preview of his life prior to when Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released. OneShot.

She didn't even cry. Why should she? After all, murder didn't exist in her world.

When Peach has an argument with Samus, her day goes from bad to worse. Can one boy cheer her up? Oneshot, the first PeachxNess fanfiction... ever!

Not every encounter between legends leads to an epic quest or a world-changing development. Here are some of the brief encounters between heroes, demons, villains and deities. Encounters between Smash Bros that aren't epic enough to be recorded in history

*ONE-SHOT* "I may not know exactly how to make you feel better..." Lucas breathed, "but improvising never hurt..." NessxLucas

An urban disaster throws 50 lives into chaos. A top-secret medicine is used to heal them, but it also alters them genetically, even mentally. They must fight to regain respect in the world. Rated T for safety, and Chapter 2 is in. Enjoy!

The Smashers find themselves at each other's necks when Master Hand suddenly falls ill. Some are even leaving the mansion. But then what would be Smash Bros. without them?

A collection of short stories about the life and times of BLU Troop 45.

All I know is that somehow, I have this thing in my stomach, and I'm laying here dying. Game Over indeed. Drabble.

It was like a static in his ears, something that was driving him nuts. He was fine though, Pokey assured himself, he was going to be fine.

One-shot...AJ spoilers. How can Phoenix be a good father when he feels resentment towards his daughter?

After Master Hand's shocking news of planning to close the Mansion, a small group of unlikely heroes try to convince him otherwise. Lucas and Ganondorf centric.

It seemed that his whole life, someone or another was following in Kristoph's footsteps. Contains big fat spoilers for the 4th game.

A story about my favorite pairing Lucas and Ness

When Captain Falcon and Toon Link accidentally hypnotise Samus, they decide to have a little bit of fun with the Bounty Hunter's mind... Oneshot

A series of sketches based on the story of Chrono Trigger... the parts the game never showed you. For this newest chapter, I had to up the rating. Sorry...

Seven minutes. Make every minute count. Because that's all the time I have to show him how I feel." -NessLucas- ONESHOT-

Whatever you do, don't ask Ness about his summer. He doesn't want to remember what had happened that day, and tries his best to forget it. But the Smashers can sense that something is wrong, and it won't be long until he'll have to reveal the truth...

Princess Peach is quite certain that she's intelligent. But no matter how intelligent she is, nothing can save her from the terrible ordeal she's aboout to face.

Wario is fat, no doubt about it. He finally decides that he wants to change. So who does he go to? For Samuel.

Rope Snake is sad! His lover has just left him! Oh, there's nothing to live for anymore! He might as well be thought of as a dirt pushing earthworm! Until... someone comes to cheer him up... -MOTHER 3/Brawl-

Great... I have just succeeded in humiliating myself beyond repair... I'll just wait for the floor to open up and swallow me whole... and the floor's not budging... Link x Pit. Yaoi. Oneshot.

Ness and Lucas seek psychic lessons from the psychic master Mewtwo. Things are bound to go wrong. Short oneshot. Rated T to be safe.

ness.lucas / every skyline and every night spent alone are tearing you apart.

Have you ever wondered if that little 2D smasher had that weird thing we call 'feelings' ?

*ONE-SHOT* Being brave has never been one of Lucas' strong points, and having to fight 30-odd strangers in a grueling fighting establishment, his mind is racked with fear and failure. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't get any help along the way. **This was my first NxL story, so excuse its tackiness! :P**

Written purely for the memes in the pre-Brawl days of Gamefaqs' Brawl board. Anyways, Captain Falcon meets the love of his life, and for some reason this site ate some of the words towards the end of the story. Oh well, enjoy.

Movie Verse Five years after Vision. One shot.

How far is Crono willing to go to at long last satisfy his fetish of having a crippled girlfriend? What is Lucca's role in the whole thing? And do princesses fart? Beware, random stupidity erupts from these pages with furiousness! Enjoy! Or don't!

Meaning of title: Why Frog learned his English. Also entitled: The Frog in the Rain. NEW! Updated Middle English and added footnotes. Oneshot, Mild themes

After Chrono died I always put Magus in the party, simply because he felt like the natural leader from that point on. This is just a short battle during the climb to save Chrono.

Frog could find it in his hero's heart to forgive Magus, and Magus could never forgive him that. FrogMagus.

Because snakes have this thing about invading flying vehicles.

[Goofy x Aerith]

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

SMRPG fic: Mallow's depressed after he returns home. Slight Geno x Mallow.

Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.

Cartman has a strange obsession with something of Kyle's... CartmanKyle, mild language

Shounen-ai Bart x Billy Oneshot -If you could be someone else just to forget your past, would you be willing to face that other person's past? Are you actually any better off?

WARNING: shounenai BartBilly! Billy's world has just fallen apart, but he refuses to talk about it. A few wellplaced shots of whiskey get him to open up, but Bart and Billy get more than they expected.

-OLDfic- What exactly goes on in the mind of a wooden doll? In an attempt to relieve tension, Geno wanders outside one night to look at the stars. Peach, who happened to be awake, follows him. Apparently, she may be just the company he needs... SMRPG

One-shot story about Billy Lee Black after the Fall of Deus (spoilers if you haven't finished Xenogears)

After noticing the gross lack of quality Xenogears stories, I took it upon myself to write about one of the coolest characters in the game: the Captain of the Thames! MEN… OF THE SEA… WILL READ THIS STORY!!