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No I'm kidding. About kidding.

Anyways, since we're now on a one-sided first name basis, hello!

You have come across one of the most terrifying webpages to ever be created in the entire history of the internet. It will cause you to explode because of the sheer insanity you may come upon in this profile. Continue if you dare, but always remember to thread carefully because you cannot sue minors like me!

Now that we've got past that hurdle, I feel like I can tell you anything.

... But I won't since the internet is public and there are some pretty creepy pedos out there.. *shudder*

I think that I may be dragging this on and on and on since I genuinely have nothing interesting to add on. Nor do I have any witty closings and/or quotes to bid you farewell.

If I can be of any assistance to you, just give me a yelp. I'll always be just a hop, skip and a ding dong away. (read as: My internet is slow so I won't reply quickly and I probably live 3 countries away from you.)

One last thing, I promise I will try to write. I'm not the best, but I'm not the worst either. So kick back and relax as I, 'dahr-ling the amazing', will showcase my inability to be an author.