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Joined 09-07-13, id: 5107969, Profile Updated: 12-20-13

The name's

No I'm kidding. About kidding.

Anyways, since we're now on a one-sided first name basis, hello!

You have come across one of the most terrifying webpages to ever be created in the entire history of the internet. It will cause you to explode because of the sheer insanity you may come upon in this profile. Continue if you dare, but always remember to thread carefully because you cannot sue minors like me!

Now that we've got past that hurdle, I feel like I can tell you anything.

... But I won't since the internet is public and there are some pretty creepy pedos out there.. *shudder*

I think that I may be dragging this on and on and on since I genuinely have nothing interesting to add on. Nor do I have any witty closings and/or quotes to bid you farewell.

If I can be of any assistance to you, just give me a yelp. I'll always be just a hop, skip and a ding dong away. (read as: My internet is slow so I won't reply quickly and I probably live 3 countries away from you.)

One last thing, I promise I will try to write. I'm not the best, but I'm not the worst either. So kick back and relax as I, 'dahr-ling the amazing', will showcase my inability to be an author.

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Of Corporate Scandals by bookworlders reviews
Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,053 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My Heart's Other Half by miramisa90212 reviews
A Son of Apollo and a Daughter of Poseidon. Hated each other from the moment they met. Would they suddenly find a person whom they could be more than friends with in each other? "You know, a guy and a girl can't stay in a cabin alone." "What makes you think I want to be locked in with you here?" "Because I'm handsome and a Son of Apollo." "Arrogant douche."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,620 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Lee F., OC] Percy J.
Flaws by xhiddendreamx reviews
Katie counted 12 flaws... Travis couldn't even see one. Katie knows she's not perfect, she sees all of her flaws. To Travis, she couldn't be anymore wrong. COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Sometimes, Drama's Actually A Good Thing by lovedoesn'thurt reviews
She loves to read about drama. A lot. Her brother says she doesn't have a social life. Unfortunately, he's right. When her brother locks her out of their cabin, she finds herself with the Son of Hades. Well...her brother wanted her to make friends, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,461 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Outcast Again by KekuleSalvador reviews
'He's too thin and too pale. The torn aviator's jacket he's had since he was ten hangs off him.' The Giant war is over and Nico di Angelo is once again an outcast.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
The Quidditch Nazi by Vernicy Psyche reviews
Hello. My name is Oliver Wood. Welcome to Quidditch practice, although I hear the twins call it Boot Camp. Fitting name, don'tcha think? You can call me the Quidditch Nazi. I promise you: you don't play my my rules, and I'll make your life a living hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Dear Eleven Year Old Me by cole-lit reviews
The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
My Pain Of Heart by General of the BVB Army reviews
My Pain Of Heart is an all girls punk band, and they go on tour with Black Veil Brides. Tidal, their lead singer, and Andy Six develop a relationship over the tour, and they face romance, heartbreak, drama, and many visits to McDonald's.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,487 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Graveyard Happenings by Dov5e reviews
Sadie needs to blow off some steam. So naturally she goes to yell at Anubis. But it isn't Anubis who she finds lurking at the graveyard... PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE READ OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. just kidding.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks by Chasing Sunlight reviews
There are people who belong together. It's useless to deny it. Like my mother and father. Like Teddy and Vicky. Not only did I believe I wasn't one of those people, I was not ready for who fate had picked for me. I'll give you one guess as to who. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,205 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Fake Relationships Are Stupid by ilovemybestfriends reviews
"Will you be my girlfriend?" "Excuse me?" "What I meant to say is 'fake' girlfriend."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Katie G., Travis S.
Therapy by AnastasiaPhoenix1678 reviews
Because being the weapons of the saviors of Olympus isn't easy. WARNING: Crack-fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Know Your Enemy by dnapolymerase314 reviews
After World War Two the Big Three agreed that it was the fault of the seductive nature of women that started the war. This made all female demigods inferior to males. Now Thalia and her girls must infiltate Camp Half-Blood to get revenge. T for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
NICO DI ANGELO: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NICO DI ANGELO unit! This manual was made in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Quixotic Alchemist reviews
"My shadow's the only that walks beside me, my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating, sometimes I wish someone out there will find me, 'til then I walk alone..." Songfic on Nico di Angelo's life; based on "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Je T'aime, Pepito by UniqaChica reviews
Madeline fic. Years later, after everyone has up and gone, Madeline writes a letter to her favorite boy next door.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Madeline by itwasawonderfulsplash reviews
Madeline is sixteen and things are changing... "C'est la vie. People fall in love." MadelinexPepito ficlet.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2010
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete