my name is ashley.

i am somewhere between the ages of 10(yeah, like i'd have this if i was 10) and 18.

i like chocolate, pizza, reading, writing, and hanging out with friends, listening to music, being with my boyfriend of two months on december 28, and just having fun.

i do a bunch of sports like cross country, track, martial arts(i have less than a year until i get my black belt), i like to play hockey for fun, i shoot bow and arrow, i like to shoot guns too. i play in a band, i love to play guitar hero and rock band on the Wii.

i like to shop at hot topic, claire's, kohl's, jc penny, sears, DSW shoe stores, and any where i can get totally awesome goth garb.

i listen to music alot. some of my favorite bands/singers are disturbed, avenged sevenfold, slip knot, paramore, apocalyptica, drop dead gorgeous, kill hannah, the devil wears prada, metro station, 3 doors down, three days grace, linkin park, 69 boyz, a skylit drive, airborne, akon, alesana, all that remains, aly & aj, ashlee simpson, atreyu, avril lavigne, baby bash, beautifl lepard, black eyed peas, boys like girls, bring me the horizon, buckcherry, bullet for my valentine, cherish, chris brown, colbie calliat, danity kane, darkest hour, demon hunter, dj black, dj nasty, eminem, fall out boy, fergie, finger eleven, green day, gwar, haste the day, ice nine kills, j. holliday jamies elsewhere, jonas brothers, jordan francis, justin timberlake, jesse mccartney, kanye west, katy perry, kelis, killswitch engage, lil wayne, lovehatehero, mariah carey, marilyn manson, mims, missy elliot, motley crue, muse, mutemath, my chemical romance, ne yo, nickleback, nine inch nails, panic at the disco, papa roach, pink, pop evil, puddle of mudd, pussycat dolls, ray j, red hot chili peppers, rhianna, sara barellis, sean kingston, secondhand serenade, shinedown, snoop dogg, southeast slims, t-pain, t.i., taylor swift, theory of a dead man, throwdown, tila tequila, tokio hotel, underoath, dj unk, usher, we the kings, and a whole crap load of others that i can't even name right now. but most of them are rock/nu rock/alternative/screamo/heavy metal/hard core or rap/hip-hop/r&b/soul/conteparary.

i don't like needles, heights, and clingy talkative people, preppy people, shopping at hollister/abercrombie and fitch/american eagle/or any other preppy people store, my sister, mean teachers like Mrs. Viets, Mrs. Hess, and Mr. Karner, i absolutely hate the fact that people hunt and kill poor, defenseless animals(i know my boyfriend hunts but he doesn't know that i hate the fact that he hunts...sshhhh...let's just not tell him that i said that okay?...okay) and i hate people who hate me or make fun of emo people cuz im friends with emo people(not that i am emo or anything).

my favorite authors are stephenie meyer, lemony snicket, j.k. rowling, tamora peirce, r.l. stine, and darren shan(author of the Cirque du Freak series).

my favorite books are the twilight saga, the harry potter series, the series of unfortunate events series, princess school, dracula, fairest, the host(though i haven't actually read it yet, i have only read online reveiws about it)(omg! i am over half way through the host right now and its super-uber good!), and too many more to name.

my friends and i have a lot of weird conversations. like some our krazy quotes. my favorite krazy quotes are below:

"boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"i finally found my knight in shining armor, but he turned out to be a nerd in tin foil."

"friends are people who turn away food when you offer it to them, best friend are the reason you have no food."

"you smile, i smile. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh and smile even more."

"when you smile, the world smiles with you. when you laugh, the world thinks you're on drugs."

"you are tap dancing on my last nerve with cleats on."

"there's a hampster dancing on a rusty wheel playing a harmonica in my police car!"

"oh good. the hampster finally died. i must have killed him...no wait. the hampster is back from the dead!"

"i'm confused...no, wait...maybe not"

"yesterday is the past, tomorrow is unwritten, and today is a gift; that's why they call it present"

"i like pie"

"yesterday is gone, tomorrow isn't here yet, and today is a btch"

"i'm hungry, said person #a. person #b replied, well howdy doo hungry my name is billy-bob-joe-bob-thorton-bob the fifth"

"who would name there son sidney, mariann, or maxine mommy? asked the little girl. her mom said, only stupid forigners would give their son a girl's name." (this is not to be offensive to any foriegn people because i love foriegn people and their accents.)

"(this one comes from a guy's mouth and the guy is my cousin) ohmagod! i am like totally bloted and cramping! i think i'm p.m.s.-ing and gonna start my period soon! does anybody have a tampon i can use? ohmagod! thank you mosella for letting me use this tampon, i really need it!"

"mosella what are you eating?! oh my gosh she's eating simmons's marshmellow cream!"

"mosella stop eating simmons's marshmellow cream, you're in a public building you really need to stop it!"

"(this comes from mosella herself) i am not eating simmons's marshmellow cream so just shut up!"

"oh my gosh you guys mosella was all up on simmons and then she knocked him over onto the ground so it would be easier."

"(this one comes from mosella herself too) i was not all up on simmons and i did not knock him to the ground. so just shut up or you can go srew yourself!"

here are some of the weird conversations my friends and i have at lunch:

halle: i love edward cullen so much.

grace: really? i love jacob black so much more than edward cullen.

sarah: why do you love jacob black more than edward cullen?

grace: because he isn't a vampire like edward is.

halle: you are so stupid!

here is another one:

halle: ashley i love you

me: i love you too halle.

halle: i love you sarah

sarah: (choking on water, tips water bottle over on accident)

halle: oh my gosh sarah i guess you don't love me back cuz your water just spilled all over my stuff!

sarah: i'm sorry halle. i do love you back,...only in a sisterly way.

and here is a really wierd conversation that we had while trick-or-treating on halloween:

halle: oh my gosh! jeremiah your pick up lines are so corny!

ashley h: maybe you should look up some new ones on-line. (talking to jeremiah)

jeremiah: gee thanks. (turns to me and says) your friends are so nice aren't they?

me: aw, hun, you know they think that you're okay right?

taylor: stop it ashley! you're making him horny! oh and your bra-strap is showing.

ashley h: oh my god. taylor did you just call him corny horny bra-strap?!

taylor: no i did not. gosh ashley h you are such a dumbass!

ashley: no jeremiah is the corny horny bra-strap dumbass.

jeremiah: hey! i'm standing right here and i can here you.

ashley h, halle, and taylor: so we care why?

me: god you guys. you are so mean to him. you know he's my boyfriend and he's gonna be around for awhile so you might as well get to know him and be nice to him.

and here is another one from at the movies the other night:

jeremiah and his mom just so happened to pull up right next to us as we pulled into the movie theater parking lot and they also just so happened to park right next to us too

breanna: oh my god ashley! there he is, did u invite him?

me:maybe. y?

ashley h: cuz it was sposed to b a girls night out. oh wait it still is cuz jeremiah is a girl!

me: i love u too ashley h. jk ur such a btch.

ashley h's soon to b stepmom: oh my god is that ur little boyfriend?

me: little? no but he is my boyfriend.

ashley h's soon to b stepmom: okay. he's adorable!

ashley h: stop it!(said to her soon to b stepmom) oh hi jeremiah.

jeremiah: hey sweetie(said to me) i take it ur friends still don't like me all that much.

me: oh ya know, there just warming up to u i guess.

jeremiah: okay sure.

here is a really weird conversation from school today:

me:hey mom(said to halle)

halle:oh hi daughter(said back to me)

brandon:whoa! halle ur her mom! i didnt kno that!

halle and i together:we're not really mom and daughter(halle said that) its just wat we call eachother bcuz halle acts like my mom(i said that)

brandon:okay...i get it now...sort of

halle:(laughing at brandon)

me:guess wat mommy?!

halle:i dont kno wat?

me:im pregnant!

brandon and halle:ur pregnant?!

me:no not really i was just joking

brandon:okay thats good cuz that would suck if u were prego cuz ur only _ years old

halle:yeah so wat did u want to tell me?

me:um...i dont kno. i dont think i wanted to tell u anything at all.

halle and brandon:okay...bye!

me:(in a dramatic voice i called out)NNNOOOOO!! Dont leave me!!

that's it for now my peeps. c-ya! luv ya bunches! take care! much love! Peace Out! ROCK ON!!

remember now little people...muffins are retarded cupcakes.

also remember to always eat candy when you are not sopposed to. remember to jump in all the mud puddles, turn your music up as loud as it can go, listen to the music that ur parents dont want u to listen to, hang out with friends whenever possible, never lock yourself out of ur house when ur supossed to be letting ur sibling in when they get home, and if u do lock yourself out of ur house dont walk across town just to use a phone to get ahold of somebody that can let u in ur house, sing randomonious songs and dance to them in public. And always, ALWAYS, shop till you drop. jk. always, ALWAYS have fun!! :p :p :p :p :p :p d: d: d: d: d: d:

Hasta la vista! ~alicia-mea~ :)