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hey its raven here . i know i have no profile pic but thats because my computer is dum ...-.-

a few people in my life told me to join fanfic.

they are :

my sister named rose Rose ( really we arent related but we r just that close )

xXFallenAngelWolfyXx

and my good buddy Ethan

THAAAAAANNKKK YOUUUUUU !

A few other things ... reposts these to your profile if you like them ;)

I'm the kind of girl that can listen to music all day long

I'm the kind of girl that can eat until she pukes, and then eat more

I'm the kind of girl who is random, and don't give a damn

I'm the kind of girl who can hang out with guys, without fucking them

I'm the kind of girl who loves Japan, And don't care that people say it's lame

I'm the kind of girl that can say '' I'm like a boy '' One day and the other day say '' I'm like a girl '' , without feeling fucked up

I'm the kind of girl that can talk people to death but at the same time listen better then anyone

I'm the kind of girl that can speak my mind and still not care what people will think of it

I'm the kind of girl who can be a nerd and then the coolest person in the whole world.

I'm the kind of girl that loves Naruto, and can tell the whole school I do

I'm the kind of girl who can sit hours and hours by the computer, without beeing stressed to death or missing a single homework

I'm the kind of girls who can go swim no matter how cold it is, because I've got hot blood.

I'm the kind of girl who can miss-spell a word hundred times and after the hundred time still not get it right

I'm the kind of girl who has hard to see what's left and what's right

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.



You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.



Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'



10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen (f he were real), for those who are tired of him:
1) Put in red contacts, make your skin white, put in fangs, and go out on a cloudy day threatening to kill Bella.
2) Buy him a stuffed wolf and claim its name is Jacob.
3) Stare.
4) Repeatedly sing the Barney song in your head until he is practically shaking with anger.
5) Go up to Bella and remark loud enough for Edward to hear, "I didn't know you were into girls."
6) Offer him tanning lotion or a coupon to a tanning salon.
7) Imitate him when Bella or he is looking, and then "notice" that they are there and run away.
8) Throw your lunch at his head and see if he blocks it (this is only for those who don't eat lunch, obviously)
9) Give him some medicine that is supposed to help people sleep.
10) Point at him and loudly proclaim, "STALKER!!"


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or "what a boyfriend should do”



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(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, dreamingwithabrokenheart, xXFallenAngelkittehCatXx,xXravens-fly-highXx

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
you own/ed and Xbox
Played with hot wheels cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You at some point loved Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16 (total tom-boy)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple, red are one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures/and or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
You don't like the movie 'Star Wars'
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you more than/around one hour to shower, get dressed and put make-up on
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 6 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing deodorant/ perfume everyday
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (I've always hated Barbies . . . )
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 4


Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy but is not lesbian



Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Prep

o You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
o You own something from American eagle.
x You love/like going to the mall
o You own an iPod/MP3 player
X You love Starbucks.
o you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

o Black is one of your favourite colors.
o You have thought about death
o You wear chains
o You like heavy metal.
o You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
o You have worn black lipstick
o Your hair was/is dark.
o You dislike preps.
o you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (Atheist)

Total:9

PUNK

o You can skateboard (Fell of and never got back on again. LOL!)
o you’ve worn plaid.
o You like Converse.
o You hate MTV
o You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks do count )( ive had blue , blond, purple , green , and orange in my jet black hair :D )
o you dislike pink.x
o You hate/dislike preps.
o you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 8

GEEK

o You love the computer.
o You like Harry Potter
o You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (... unfortanutly )
x you get straight A's
o You love/like reading
o You were/are in band.
o You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

o You watch/watched the Super bowl.
o You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
o You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
o You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
o Your garage consists of sports equipment.
o You belong/belonged to a school team
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 6

HARDCORE//SCENE

o You like loud music.
o You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
o You never walk anywhere.
o You wear slip-on shoes.
o You wear/wore Vans.
o You like the band Panic! At the disco.
o You wear band t-shirts.
o People have called you a freak and meant it.
o You love to "hardcore" dance.
o Hair has been dyedd more than 1 color

Total: 10. dont be fooled people ... im not scene or goth . im emo . get over it and get on with your life ...please and tank you . have a nice day ^.^

Your guy side

o You love hoodies
o You love jeans. (sometimes)
o Dogs are better than cats.
o its hilarious when people get hurt(not too seriously though)
o You've played with/against boys on a team.

o Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
o Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
o At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
o You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
o You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I loved the colours)
o You watch sports on TV.
o Gory movies are cool.
o You go to your dad for advice.
o You own like a trillion baseball caps.
o You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
o Baggy pants are cool to wear
o It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
o Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

o You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
o Sports are fun
o Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 21

Your girl side:

o You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

o You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice
o You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
o You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
o You like wearing jewellery.
o Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
o You were in gymnastics/dance
o It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

o You smile a lot more than you should.
o You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
o You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
o You love the movies.
o You used to play with dolls as little kid ( haha i would rip the heads off of barbie dolls .. i played with them just not in the nice way . 0_o...
o Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 14

TOTAL: 74 % HUMAN ... what r the odds ? haha



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His Redeemable Soul by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose has moved out and is starting over again: in a new town, a new school, with a new family, Meanwhile, a senior Russian heartthrob has caught her eye and Dimitri's façade seems to want nothing to do with her. Can she obtain his attention?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
love sucks by flocklover19 reviews
Max always lived a semi normal life, but when she meets the mysterious Fang and his group of friends her life is flipped upside down. With him she is put against tasks that she never thought she would face. Will her love prevail? or will her life crumb
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,317 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max, Fang
It's Never Easy by Jenny De Book Worm reviews
It once was deleted and now is back! FBI Agent Maximum Lavina Ride and her team fight crime and put the bad guys away, with a little romance and humor on the side. Fax. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Flames are always welcome as well as reviews! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,271 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
A Reason To Love Carnivals by xXFallenAngelWolfyXx reviews
Max and Fang meet at a carnival, but what happens when he puts Max in danger and is forced to protect her? what will Max think of this? FAX! hehehe...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Tough Love by XxMRulesXx reviews
Max is a new girl who moved next door to the mysterious Fang. When they first meet, Max thinks that he is a jerk. But when they spend more time together, they get closer...too close. Fang has a big secret. One word: wings! Will this affect their love? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max, Fang
I Want To Experience Love by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
The story takes place after the second book in the series 'Frostbite'. Rose is trying to convince Dimitri they can be together, but Dimitri has a dark secret that he is hiding. Will they be able to finally be together? Or will events change their fate?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,151 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete