phiazombiehide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Vampires, Book X-overs, Maximum Ride, and Batman. My name is phia and I am a female adult human. I write stuff because I like it. I'm one part punk rocker, one part hippie, and one part nerd so rock on, peace to all, and get the ring to Mordor. I have red hair and dogs are cute. I just read Fear and Loathing so here's a quote: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." |
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The Cure to Sanity by Rin-Gildy reviews
What happens when a deranged criminal falls into obsession with his young and impressionable psychiatrist? Pain, passion and death ensues as the King of Gotham City discovers his Queen at the mad house. A Joker/Harley Quinn origin story. AU.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,348 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Demolition Lovers by Audrey Kasm reviews
It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 154,880 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Joker
Love You Just A Little Too Much by TheyCallMeCat reviews
Jerome Valeska has been resurrected and is running around Gotham trying to survive. But on that fateful night at Arkham, Fish Mooney and her bus of monsters weren't the only inmates to escape. This is a tale of two crazy kids in love, and the true story of The Joker and Harley Quinn. *Based on a video I made with Sasha Pieterse as Harley ask for the link if u want it.*
Crossover - Batman & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Selina K./Catwoman, Jerome V./The Joker
Jailbait by SewerAngel reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel is bored- very bored, but that wont last long. My version of the events leading up to the birth of Harley Quinn, a definite slow burn. Intermittent appearances from other rogues/ batman characters, but this story focuses mostly on Harley and her developing relationship with Joker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 149,628 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 352 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
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Against the World reviews
A new take on the infamous romance. Harley and Jack were high school sweethearts until an unfortunate event separates them. Several years later, their lives collide once more. Mostly influenced from TDK, while also drawing from Gotham and the comics. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. Joker/Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler
Chaotic Lullaby reviews
Harley Quinn shocked by the return of her beloved. Review for more...unsure if i want to make this a story or keep it a one shot...Rated M for some language...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015
Brains and Beauty reviews
Harley is always misunderstood for a dumb blonde who is blinded by love. I believe there's more to this story
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
We Are the Young reviews
In this generation all adults hate kids. Adults want to capture everyone under 18 and lock them up and teach them wrong until each child has reached the appropriate age. Kids are trying to change that...read it! XD
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
According to You reviews
Whenever I turn on the radio this song comes on and It gave me this idea. Read to see my idea! XD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Kids, Bad Words, and Wings reviews
Just an idea i had. Small and short. I tried to be a little funny but if you dont think so...whatever...read it, love it, most importantly review it! XD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
Vampire Child reviews
4 teen vampires on an adventure to find an vampire gone bad.......ok I'm really not good at this sumarry so please read my story! please! xD
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008