![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello world of fanfiction!(and the people in it) To let you know, i just started. So i might need some help from you awesome people out there. Also, i think you should know a few things about me. 1. I am a girl! 2. I love strawberrys! 3. I am 12 yr. old. 4. I have strawberry-blond hair and blue-green-gray eyes. 5. I live somewhere in the U.S :P 6. I can get mad easily. (did i spell that right?) 7. I am not good at spelling. 8. I am obsessed with AtLA, PJO, DP, HP, Ben 10, Ranger's Apprentice, Minecraft, and Doctor Who! :3 I think that's about it all you should know about me for now... Oh! Before I forget, THE GAME! HA,HA! You lose! :3 My favorite couples are: AangxKatara ZukoxKatara HarryxGinny HermionexTomRiddleJr. (I don't know why, but I love this paring!) RosexScorpius PercyxAnnabeth NicoxThaila MExNICO :3 (hence the penname) and I don't care if you say I'm "to young to be in love" JK Though! 10 doctorxRose WillxAlyss HaltxPauline HoracexCassandra/Evanlyn !*!IMPORTANT NEWS!*!* I now have a Beta Reader!! Yay!! And the person that is my Beta Reader is The One And Only... AURORA MARIE WILLIAMS!! (It's her account name, not her real name) Give the awesome girl a hand! Right now she is now done editing my first and second chapters. Also people, here is my favorite...wait for it... Quotes! P.s did i spell that right? Avengers- Hulk, smash. Captain America to Hulk The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy -And The Answer To The Life, The Universe, And Everything, is... 42. Giant Smart Computer Named Deep Thought "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you cluod raed taht put it in yupr pfilroe! When a girl is quiet, a million things are going through her head. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Turn to page 40 in a random book and type what line 2 says: In the "open" hand pattern, a half step occurs between the open string and first finger (its my orchestra book.) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Dear Bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights. TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House. Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat. TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess. Normal people: Name their dog Fido. TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy. Normal people: Say OMG! TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra) Normal people: Are scared of snakes. TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE! Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product. TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements. Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them. Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile. TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! : TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME: It's Orchestra NERD, not Orchestra GEEK. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right. 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! I bolded the ones I think are the funniest 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" Things to do on an elevator Boldes funniest to me 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 59) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!" "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Never heard of them) If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. 98% of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2% that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you've copies and pasted stuff that you've already copied and pasted on your profile, put this on your profile, If you've copies and pasted stuff that you've already copied and pasted on your profile, put this on your profile, If you Get excited when your Story get's 5 hits, copy and paste this. If you realized that there wasn't a coma at the copy and paste above, Copy and Paste. If you just looked up there and realized i tricked you, Copy and Paste this. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile. (It's happened just this Monday (Jan. 14 2013 )) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (does Doctor Who count?) TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is an cat this is idiot cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling) ι'м тнє туρє σƒ gιяℓ Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! -I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. -I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. -Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! -tell the truth and RUN FOR IT -education is important, but school is another matter -The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. -Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground. -Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out -When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN -Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about --I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it -I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means.! : A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes (I got this three times! Wow my eyes must look great!) F: people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: can kick the socks off of you (I got this one Twice! You better be afraid. :) O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very nice V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at time How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for food BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell next to you going "That was awesome. Let's do it again!" GOOD FRIENDS: Knock on your door BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he dumps you BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and whisper "You'll die in seven days!" GOOD FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very detailed biography of your life GOOD FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you have enough BEST FRIENDS: See you stumbling all over of the place and says "Hey, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" GOOD FRIENDS: Help you move BEST FRIENDS: Help you hide the bodies GOOD FRIENDS: Are for a little while BEST FRIENDS: Are for LIFE! GOOD FRIENDS: Would ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would re-post this and share it with their best friend Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well. 6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life. (Should I be worried that the song I choose was How to Save a Life by The Fray? (It's my favorite song!) NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. (What is MySpace anyways?) 93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Justin beiber were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP' If you ever had/has a crush/in love on/with a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have/has crush(ed) on/been in love with: LarryStylisonandWaldez4life1D (Leo Valdez), paperstars03081997 (Apollo), Chinese girl 50 (Morpheus and Montu), Percabeth Rulez817 (William Leon Hanson), SonofApollo42 (Iris), Lapulta J.R.R. Cahill (Luke Cahill), ChildOfWisdom (Nico di Angelo) and PurpleRose328 (Hermes), and I3Nico45 (Nico di Angelo obviously and Anubis) 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! " ( I hate twilight) ercent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, larkgrace, gingerroot15, PrincessOfNarnia12056, I3Nico45 I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl1, Resa Hemoor, atlantajacksonpercyslittlesis, HuntressofArtemis101, PrincessOfNarnia12056, I3Nico45 And in order to spread the word of "Men In Cloaks," put a little blurb on your profile that says: "I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!" Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever, Hawkpath13 Twin4, Peanutbutterrocks, I3Nico45 If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning- Keep Away From Children. 2. Peanuts: Warning- Product May Contain Nuts. 3. Curling Iron: Warning- Do not use while sleeping. 4. Candle: Warning- A burning candle is fire. (Gasp! I had nooo idea that it was fire! How did you know that?) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning- Do not eat before cooking. 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning- Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado.(and that is there why...?) 7. Frisbee: Warning- May Contain Small Parts.(but it just one disk. How could there be parts. 8. Butcher Knife: Warning- Keep Out of Children. (so we can't have a knife inside me brother? Darn, I was looking forward to that ;) (JK though about the Knife in my brother! I love all of them, but don't tell them I said that!)) 9. Railroad Sign: Warning- Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (how could they do that when you are dead?) 10. Hair Coloring: Warning- Do not use as an ice cream topping.(like that would taste sooo good.) 11. Dial Soap: Warning- Use like regular soap. (And that is...?) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning- May Cause Drowsiness. 13. Puzzle: Warning- Some Assembly Required. (Like I didn't notice.) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning- Not to be used for the other use. (And that other use is...?) 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but its just a suggestion!) 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (a little to late for that one, isn't it?) 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(and I bought this why?) 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (You mean it could have other stuff in there?!) 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 28. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning- keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, reckless driving did. |
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