Hey people I would like to introduce myself and state a couple of facts... and here we GO:

What is your real name? Kelly J... the J is my middle initial or it could be my nick name Johhnie

p.s my name name was chosen beause of my love for Johnny christ,bassist of A7X, and he said he was supposed to take the name Johhnie walker but since he didn't i took it lol

How old are you? I'm officially an adult , I'm 18 now

What school do you attend? I have graduated High School and attending Georgia Perimeter college in the fall.

Where do you live currently? Marietta, Georgia

What is your favorite color? Any shade of blue

What is your favorite animal? The lovely fox

Do you have a boyfriend? Nope... but if i did he'll most likely not be hispanic but, he'll definetely share traits and/or qualities with the weasley men, the potters, Remus,Sirius,Severus or or the gorgeous Oliver Wood

Name Your Best Friends:

- Amber S.

- Sara H.

-Burgandy W.

-Jesse K.

-Debbie T-R.

Do you play a musical instrument? Yes I played the viola for 2 1/2 years then played the cello for about 3 years.

Well now that we have that cleared up... hope you read some of my stories... please and thank you!

Sorry i have been updated ACF lately... at first it was writers block then i got distracted with a new plot for a new Fanfic for The Covenant and soon after... School started getting in the way so yeah... pretty please forgive me and I'm considering the idea of putting A CHARMED FATE up for adoption or just continuing the fic at a really slow pace so i'll probably be updating randomnly.

So its official A charmed Fate is up For adoption if interested PM me

P.S.

I am have long ago realized how stupid the twilight movies have been and therefore made the books seem childish and ridiculous

i have also come to realize my undying love for Harry potter and have developed an interest in Red-heads... just thought you should know ... not really sure why but yeah... I'm Strange ... YOU BEST BELIEVE IT!

I'm just saying you can't know who the person is;
The person who will become your ultimate confidant.
Your soul mate, your lover.
He may be the guy you've had your eye on for years...
Or he might be the guy next to you in torn jeans, buying some parts for his motorcycle.
Whoever he is, he starts off at a stranger.
So he could be anyone

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you re post this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did

This is Bunny.

(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question and actualy needed the ancwer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slpet on the floor of your room next to your bed because you felt like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went with your firends to see Twilight at midnight, copy and paste this into you profile then scream!

If you saw Twilight the movie at midnigh and scream or said something louder them the rest of the addience at least once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that one of the songs on the Twilight CD would make a good marching band show, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dance like no one's watching!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."

If you love Jasper Hale and wish you were Alice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the 'three out of two people' who have trouble with math, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 48 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever used the term "Thou art far cooler than a peanut butter muffin", copy and paste this into your profile.

Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it. If you are left handed and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.

If you know the "Breakfast Food Round Song" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane best friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! and make one up yourself.

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't sing to save your life but do so anyway, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever threatened to "cause you bodily harm" you because you talk about twilight to much, copy and paste this into your proifle. (Mine did, there scary when they get mad.)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your new insult is to call some one a dog, or mutt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to one day be an author yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realy should sometimes stop and think about what your going to say before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Jasper!) copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE JASPER HALE, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you are proud to be in your schools marching band, Copy and paste this into your profile then add your instrument to the list even if its allready there: Flute, Trumpet, Per'c, Flute, Saxaphone, Trombone, Piccolo,

If you enjoy telling "This one time at band camp" storys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you but you dont care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you now dream of one day owning a Yellow porsche, and It has to be yellow or it doesn't count, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, darkroselight,

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you tossed your copy of New Moon acroos the room when Edward left Bella only to leap after it, despret to get to the part when you knew he would come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished boys would realy sparkl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER, because we all know Stephenie Meyer owns all of the twilight characters not us and we all secretly wish we could be her, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Emmett or Jasper...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copyand paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Jasper Hale, a completely fictional character...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy and paste this into your profile.(Hee, hee I can never go back to New York)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If almost all of your "Copy and Past this" things are about Twilight , Copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile, because you know you want to.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile...Lets not talk about this one.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can change any topic of conversation into something Twilight related, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a Twilight debate in one of your classes at school (My Econ class), copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man if there cool enough to read it!) Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever shouted WOOT! realy loud in a public place and had people stare at you, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weakness for "good" Burritos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your knowlage of the spanish language is limmited to Hola and Burrito, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I support Blackwater, copy and paste this into your profile if you know what that is and agree.

If you think "rock paper scissors" solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jacob imprinted on Nessie!! How wrong is that!! If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

DUCKTAPE!!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If youve ever stayed up all night readding fanfic or a real book, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, books before reality, music before sleep, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you "think intensely" about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. If you've all ready done that with your firends, copy and paste this into your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. If you love life and just want to simile for no reason right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When angry count to ten, when very angry, swear!

"Stuff you hear about me might be true. Then again, it might be as fake a the person who told you."

Well behaved women never make history.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the celing?

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Friendship isnt about who you have known the longest, it's about who came and never left your side.

Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.

Don't look back wishing you did something different, instead, hold your head up high and walk into the future that awaits you.

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG alot, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, If you love duct tape, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figgur out how you did it.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. If you think this is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day your prince will come... Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

"Elmo knows where you live". If you shiverd after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasim, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls giving up chocholat is like world peace, we all want it to happen but we know its never going to.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. copy and paste this into your profile if you understand.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers, If your afrade of shrinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If over half of your profile is “Copy and past this into your profile” things, copy and paste this into your profile, because one more wont hurt now.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up, If you totaly understand this, copy and paste it into your profile.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun..!

He said "I love you". I sneezed and said "Sorry, I’m allergic to bullcrap".

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Life isn’t passing me by. It’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1864.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

I can resist everything except temptation.

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted, then used against you.

The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The cops never find it as funny as you do...(To true)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: "I couldn't find anyone to copy it from".

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'

She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and she'd ask 'where you put the body'

It takes a minute to like some one, an hour to have a crush, and a day to fall in love, but it takes a lifetime to forget!

I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The road to success is always under construction.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! (We got yelled at for trying this)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over fifteen times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Desparet house wifes religiously, never have, never will, and are damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people...yup

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Do stairs go up or down?

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

A day without sunshine is like...you know...night.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do.

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

"When America sneezes Europe gets the cold."

Part of midnight sun was released against Stephenie Meyer’s wishes on the internetand. now she’s postponing the release of the book which is completely fair and with in her rights as an author and the creator of this beloved book sieres. I would be pissed too if someone did that to my work. It's just so wrong! If you want to join the mob that’s going to torch the dip shits that released it early and would happily dance around a fire while they burned in it, Copy and past this onto your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday