On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Kings of Winter Rewrite. A Strong Powerful North, with minor changes and assumptions. What the North had the potential of being. M for the language.

And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.

AU. Harry Tyrell the counterpart to Harry Potter, born the second son of House Tyrell dares to dream. He will not be a sword at the side of his brother, a knight of the Kingsguard or what else his family plans. He will make his own destiny and show the world what 'Growing Strong' really means. Image is curtsey of NyxxNoxx.

A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.

What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem

It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.

The Dixon's make their way to Atlanta with Harry only to be cut off and head up the mountain. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die? Daryl/Harry Luna/Merle

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. June 19, 2019 - Time 2

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Mirrored story from SpaceBattles - Volume 1 from AndrewJTalon. An SI takes over Theon Greyjoy when he's brought to Winterfell as a hostage, and proceeds to bring the Industrial Revolution to Westeros, with the contents of the internet in his mind.

The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...

Only a year after Lily's participation in the fourth holy grail war in Fuyuki Japan, in the summer of 1997 Lily, Wizard Lenin, and Gilgamesh are summoned to an alternate dimension in Romania to battle in a holy war for the fate of the greater grail and consequently the freedom and hope of all mankind. Sequel to "The Demiurge"

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

It's amazing how little difference there is between a serial killer and an adventurer. There's a reason for the term 'murder hobos'. But when your on a quest to save the world you take inspiration where you can, even the Slaughterhouse Nine. A CYOA involving the Gamer power.

We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!

Harry saves Sirius from the veil after the end of the war, however, he now has to move to a new dimension and cannot go back.. This is a story of their adventures in Westeros, along with my favorite Sandor.

Innortal-Style Infinite Loop Fic Emma Swan is the Savior, and apparently the gods decided she didn't do her job right, so they're giving her as many chances to get it right as they want. Except, somebody forgot to set the end parameters before running the program...

October 2010, and the hardcore punk Morgendorffers are descending on Lawndale: Hellion, Jake the Snake, Killer Quinn, and... Daria, the one who refuses to rebel properly. Can an armour of sarcasm get Daria through headbutt-filled family life AND school? Now featuring a coda to the story, five years and innumerous drunken headbutts later, as Daria returns home.

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

Harry James Potter died in the war and was reborn into a world vastly different to his own. Surrounded by lies, mystery and intrigue can Harry win and survive or will he fall prey to the machinations of other players. Because when you play the Game of Thrones...You win or you die.

During 'Anne', Buffy stumbled on something, something that landed her very far from home. In a way, it was better, wasn't it? What better way to start over than in a whole new world?

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Okay, I've found that I've got a lot of ideas fighting for space in my head, so this will be my 'dumping ground' for random stuff. Most of them, if not all, will be Harry Potter based, so that is why that's one of the series choices.

When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

Harry Potter, now an immortal, is reborn over and over again as his original body slumbers. He has always had to fulfill his destiny either directly or indirectly, but now he has been reborn in a land where there is no prophecy guiding him. Harry Potter is free to make his own path, but will he want to?

Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Hayden Dixon was like nothing that Rick ever expected to see again after losing Merle in Atlanta. That sadistic grin after killing a walker, her cruel sarcastic remarks. She was her father's daughter in every way possible and yet at the same time different. Rated M for strong language and violence. Spoilers for every season

She locked eyes with crazy violet ones and knew that she was screwed. She was not dead because death would have been so much better. No, this was worse- this was Hell. "Well, fuck me."

What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto

Harry makes a different choice in kings cross after he was struck down by Voldemort. Reborn at the end of a rebellion. Watch as Harry grows up in a darker world of swords and magic. M rated for good reason, story contains descriptive violence, character death and sex.

Before Katniss and Peeta, seventy-three children won the Hunger Games. Some were brutal. Some were clever. Some were lucky. A few were almost decent. These are their stories. This is the Victors Project.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.

"In short, this class is going to teach you to survive life." Professor McGonagall thinks she's come up with a brilliant idea. There are several hundred students who disagree. PARODY (of sorts)

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Harry thought finding out he was adopted and that he had a twin who was not only alive, but actually wanted to get to known him was one of the best things that ever happened to him. Unfortunately a move to America later Harry learns that family life is not always as easy as everyone makes it out to be. warnings listed inside.

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

(25 Vote Winner on my Poll) Harry is a Son of Ares, but never Determined, and becomes the Master of Death (Warnings Inside) One-Shot (May add drabble chapters later, but unlikely), M for CURSING and Some Depictions of Violence

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!

When Harry moved to the sleepy little town of Lima he didn't know what to expect. But this new life could be good. It could be great.

AU Things weren't going as Kurt expected, Dalton wasn't Wonderland and Blaine was painfully oblivious. Then Harry swooped in, claimed the prince charming role without auditioning and led him down the rabbit hole... Kurt blamed the accent. Full summary inside. Will be KurtxHarryxBlaine threesome.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

What would have happened if the Atrians landed in Forks instead of Louisiana? That's right, Nic and I are bringing you Gay Alien/Werewolf Romance. Follow along, hope you enjoy the ride! I know Jake and Roman will :) My co-conspirator in this is RunsWithJacobBlack

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko

Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

"I named him Kili" answered Tauriel softly. "After his father."

Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.

Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.

When the Leviathans get a little bit hard to handle, Team Free Will (and those reluctantly dragged along) hide out at Hogwarts, after somehow ending up as eleven year-olds in England. During their last year, they get a chance to face their boggarts. Chaos ensures. SPN7.17AU HPVarious

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.

Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS

Matt and Tina are back in this sequel to Virus Kids. After living normal lives in Raccoon City's suburbs, the T-virus hits the city with a vengance. Can Matt, Tina, and Sherry escape the city without the help from an old enemy?

AU, FutureFic/Re do of Season 1, Something happens, something bad, and Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. He finds the way back and then swaps places with Scott and he gets bitten by Peter instead. Now he has to change the events that where set in motion after that event and maybe, just maybe they'll all get to live.

Castiel's Father replies to his prayer in his own way, by making Dean eavesdrop on it and sending them, and others, to a different world to work out their issues and maybe have a semi-normal life. Unfortunately this is Team Free Will and Co.

Ripped from one life and thrown into another, watch this wizard turned Goa'uld work his way to power. AU, Manipulative!Harry, PowerHungry!Harry, Kinda!Super!Harry. (Abandoned)

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Harry and Blaine have known each other for years but they're just friends. Right?

adopted Au/ooc Hector Potter is BWL or is he? Unknown to most Lily has twins Sickly Harry is sent to Petunia,rescued by Sirius He is raised by new parents in an old blood family Is Hector truly hero? And what happens when twins meet at school? slash/mprg

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Harry, after years of being the Immortal Master of Death attempts a ritual to end his life, instead he finds himself in a land of darkness and monsters, in hunting these creatures he finds a wonderful world of Life that reminds him that the world is worth living in. Slash, don't like don't read.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

An (alternate) Whateley Academy fanfiction, starring the girl everyone loves to hate.

After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry

I am currently making a website based on this tutorial, which will include completely updated information. Though it is out of date, you can still read it as a source of reference. Link to the website will be posted once it is completed.

Nearing the end of humanity, magic called upon her champion to birth the end of the infection. It's really too bad that her champion is a man called Harry Potter. Non-con, gore, bestiality, m-preg, one-shot, complete.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Two children that were raised in Umbrella's facility in Raccoon City are searching for their parents.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

At the Reaping for the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Primrose Everdeen's name was not called. But Gale Hawthorne's was. This is a story of ends, not means. A story of cunning, not brute force. A story of betrayal, not love. This is Gale Hawthorne.

What if Peeta and Thresh had both died early on in the Games, and Katniss had kept Rue alive to the end? Katniss faces a terrible choice when all the other Tributes are finally dead...

God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.

After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!

AU Non magic. Harry grows up with Blaine as a pseudo brother and his family in America after the death of his parents. Dalton, Kurt and everything in between is changed. Follow their battles with trying to fit in and finding a place to belong.

Nearly a decade after the Sunnydale Collapse and the creation of the New Council, Xander is sent by the Powers That Be to a certain college fraternity. Various comedic hijinks ensue, of course.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Spied on by his friends, Harry leaves to the U.S. and meets Albert Wesker. With his money, he becomes an importaint part of Umbrella. Starts on the movie RE: Apocalypse. Not slash. Pairing undecided as of now.

A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

"As the nation mourns the loss of Russell and Judith Fabray, the four teens wanted for one of the most brutal murders Ohio has seen continue to evade police." - in a gold VW Bug with the number plate, 'GLDSTR'. Faberry/Brittana. Faberrittana friendship.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Harry, Head Auror,boyfriend to Ginny, Gets hit with a spell from a captured Death eater and wakes up 7 years earlier. Will Harry Change the future? Was anyone else brought back in time. Contains Deathly Hallows Spoilers.

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

What happens if Harry was raised differently. This story has OOC characters and loads of laughs. Longer preview inside. It is hinted that Cedric and Harry will be a couple, but as Harry is only 11-12 in the story, NOTHING comes about it.

adopt a Harry fic... with a twist.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.

Of all the ways Harry thought he would die, being killed by himself wasn't one. Then again, the ways he thought he would die mostly included Uncle Vernon or spoiled tuna.. AUish, Bashing, Weird humor and character deaths.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Tired with the way things were going in his life Naruto flees the village but he isn't alone when he returns. Watch as Naruto, Haku, and Kimimaro search for their purpose in life. Plant Manipulation Naruto NaruHina AU.

Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.

Hermione, prepping for her world-wide horcrux-killing tour with Harry, must first obliviate her parents' memories to keep them safe. Unfortunately, depending on your point of view it doesn't quite go as she'd planned...

After seeing the weakness of its vessel, the Kyuubi gives birth to a new Bloodline and bestows it upon its unwilling host with one command: Remind the world of the terror of the Kyuubi and return their fear to them.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.

Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Naruto is chased out of the village at the age of six. He runs into three other people on a bridge and they become a team. Starts off at the begining to the Wave Arc.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

A chance at a new life, in an alternate universe for war torn boywholived. New life, new family, and a chance to save all those that he lost. My first attempt at fan fiction, may be slow at up dating.

WiP. AU. DBZ xover. Harry is taken by the Guardian of Earth instead of Hagrid as a baby and raised with the family no one knew he had. Ten years later, a trained, quarter Sayian Harry comes to Hogwarts. Manipulative Dumbledore, Independent Harry

First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.