Yo, FanFiction readers! I'm just a small town dude with a big imagination and a passion for . . . well, a little bit of everything. For the most part. Anyway, let me apologize first of all for not writing much of anything since joining back in July of 2012. The problem? My computer has no Internet for the time being. Very infuriating, isn't it? So, I'll have to rely on the library or any place with free Wi-Fi for the time being. But in the meantime--whenever I get time, that is--let me give you my guidelines, my favorites/dislikes, and a preview of what major projects I'll be writing soon. (Also, if you feel like chatting with me, feel free to PM me.)

View On Critics/Criticism:

To everyone on my view of criticism, likes, and dislikes: I am a firm non-believer of sites like Rotten Tomatoes, and do not always agree with critics like the Nostalgia Critic (best case "scenario") or Mr. Enter (worst case "scenario") half the time. Put simply, we should NOT let some number or someone tell us whether a movie/show is good or bad, or whether to watch it or avoid it. On the subject of critics, they can make a recommendation or point out ways a movie could have been better made, so long as they are understanding/sincerely respectful of others, such as Bobsheaux, RB Comics, Linkara, or AniMat (to make a few prime examples). Admittedly, however, NO ONE should ever watch anything made by John Gulager or Jimmy ScreamerClawz--their films and any others like them are better off burned to ashes and NEVER to be watched (I was unfortunate enough to have laid eyes on one of the former's abominations, but have seen reviews about the latter's, so you'll thank me later). But I digress, the point is we have our favorite classics, our favorite guilty pleasures, and everything else in between. We are all entitled to our own opinions, and should not let anyone tell us otherwise. However, at the same time, I believe that we should also respect the other's opinion(s) in return, just like any other decent human being. So, despite what I may list down in favorites and dislikes, or wherever else, know that these are solely my opinion and I mean no disrespect to anyone else's at all.

Before I get to my profile, let me lay down some specifics about my FanFics:

1. When it comes to writing romance stories, or mentioning couples, I NEVER write yaoi/yuri relationships. Don’t even ask. Also, if you should ask me to do a request on a couple, don’t ever ask me to do one that’s in my hates list; look, we all have our preferences and our different views on couples, and I respect that and won’t cram my points of view down other people’s throats—but also I don’t want anyone trying to cram their points of view down my throat in return. Also, if you don’t see a couple you like that’s not in my favorites/hates lists, then that’s probably because I’m oblivious to the pairing, or I never really cared about the pairing; if the latter, then I wouldn’t be able to write about them (much).

2. Whenever I write FanFics around the Cartoon category, expect me to write only K or K-Plus rated Cartoon FanFics (not because I HAVE to, but because I PREFER to). However, when it comes to my future Total Drama FanFics, they might be between the K and T ratings, but no higher.

3. No matter what rating my FanFics are, no matter what the FanFics are about, expect absolutely NO profanity including the phrase "s-*-w up" and the word "r-*-*d" (yes, they're both considered curse words), and any and all levels of blasphemy in them (including "[full technical version of] 'OMG'; good G*d/l*-d" and "for G*d's sake"). I can read specific stories that have random levels of swearing, but I prefer not writing it into my stories. While on the subject of profanity, I forgot to mention one thing: From now on, when you write me reviews and/or PM's, please don't use profanity and/or blasphemy of any level in them. (Sorry, everyone.)

4. I never write stories that have nudity, bed scenes, or anything related to those things. I might give (very) mild suggestive themes in certain stories (mostly through dialogue), but overall, I don’t write that sort of thing.

5. In my Cartoon X-Over stories, I normally don’t introduce characters from TV shows that aren’t in my “favorite cartoons” list(s), but I’m bound to make a few exceptions, depending on whether or not I have seen the cartoon before.

6. Whatever Aliens/Predator stories I write, expect me to write stories about the Predator/Yautja, not the Alien/Xenomorph (nothing personal, I’m just a big Predator/Yautja fan). However, I might add the Alien/Xenomorph into one of my stories with the Predator/Yautja, the former being somewhat minor compared to the latter.

7. When I call some of my stories “major works,” it means that they have at least three chapters in them. One-shots or stories with less than three chapters aren’t major and won’t be listed in my bio of upcoming FanFics. If they’re a part of a big series, however, then I might mention them.

8. If I should write any Xiaolin Showdown love stories (or any stories involving the characters), expect the OMIKO and Raimundo/my OC pairings. I have nothing against Raimundo—why, he’s my top favorite character—I just can’t see RAIKIM going on; heck, even Warner was going to put Omi and Kimiko together anyway, if they continued to make the fourth season, that is.

9. When it comes to crude humor, I don’t do a lot of vomit humor and I would usually do burping/belching humor. Don’t expect me to write any humor revolving around flatulence; I can tolerate reading someone’s work with it to a certain degree, but I could never bring myself to write it (please don’t ask why).

10. If you feel like asking me to do request stories, feel free to PM me if you want. However, it’s best that you ask me to write something under my favorites lists (nothing personal, it’s just that I most likely never have seen the show/movie or read the book); but feel free to ask me just in case I have. If it’s a Cartoon FanFic, NEVER ask me to write anything involving infant/toddler shows, and absolutely NO ADULTERATED CARTOONS PLEASE! I can’t stand them! The strongest cartoon I’ll ever write about is Total Drama—nothing else (please don't ask why).

11. Whatever Looney Tunes FanFics I write, or any stories with the characters, imagine the characters’ designs to be the same as their designs from Space Jam, “Blooper Bunny,” “The Bunny Snatchers from Outer Space,” “Carrotblanca,” Bah Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas, or overall just before The Looney Tunes Show was established. Same applies with Tom and Jerry (before 2014's The Tom and Jerry Show), Scooby-Doo (before Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!), the Mickey Mouse cartoon shorts (before those "modern-day" ones first made in 2013), DuckTales (pre-2017), and Samurai Jack (pre-2017).

12. Nothing personal, but when I complete a story, I complete a story. In other words, when you see the little C symbol next to the cross-over and/or review bubble symbols, please do not follow the story—it’s finished for good! Sorry, but I just gotta say it.

Latest Updates

1/28/2019

Good news, fellow writers/guests! I have the Internet back home again! :D
That means I'll be able to get back to writing/continue writing my stories again, so be on the look-out for updates.
And for more good news, my Predator and Cartoon X-Over story The Extracted is finally complete, after so much writer's block and personal problems coming up. Go check it out and read it in all its completion! :)
Also, don't forget that I have a DeviantArt account and have posted a few pieces of art (well, kind-of sort-of art in a way) under the name OzzyZikeFan1057 (due to technicalities). For those of you in FanFiction who have a DeviantArt account as well, feel free to share some art with me and I will be more than glad to check it out until then. I may even full-heartedly consider using any art for an image cover to my stories (with credit given to said respective art and artist of course) if you want to make a contribution in any way. Since I'm unable to show my link on here, just type DeviantArt.com, followed by forward slash, ozzyzikefan1057, to check out some of my art.

Until then, whether it'd be here or in DeviantArt, let your imaginations soar! :)

Profile & Favorites/Dislikes

Here’s my profile:

Gender: Male

Hair: Brown (turns dark brown in the winter and lightens up a little in the summer)

Eyes: Hazel Brown (main color’s brown, yet they turn green occasionally)

Origin of FanFiction Name: I am a major fan of Owen/Izzy (OZZY or IZWEN) and Mike/Zoey (ZIKE or ZOKE), two pairings from Total Drama. The “10.57” part of my name is just something I made up.

Likes (no particular order): Comics; Video Games (mostly Xbox or Xbox 360); Hanging Out with Friends; Reading; Drawing; Cartoons (mostly the old ones); Good/Well-Drawn Animation (or at least the old-fashioned styles of animation and any 3D art that's done well); Good Old-Fashioned Comedy Shows; Good Music; Watching Movies I Like; Sharing Insight to Movies I Like; Making Fun of Movies I Don't Like; Comedy; Parodies; X-Overs; FanFiction; DeviantArt; Travelling; Good Food/Gourmet Cooking; Being a Foodie; Playing in Sports (especially High School Wrestling); Art; Snow; History; Ancient Cultures (Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome/Greece, etc.); World Culture/Cultural Arts; Social Studies; Batman; DC/Detective Comics/DC Entertainment (for the most part); Martial Arts; Geography; Psychology; Sociology; Anthropology; Christmas; Halloween; Thanksgiving; Easter; Fencing/Sword-Fighting; Learning About the Prehistoric Times; Having Stories Praised/Added to Favorites; Poetry; Facebook; Disney (for the most part); Scrappy-Doo (no I will NOT apologize to anyone); Looney Tunes; Hanna-Barbera; Walter Lantz Cartoons; Danny Phantom; Sci-Fi; Fantasy; Horror; Mystery; Action/Adventure; Romance; Solving Puzzles/Riddles; Bugs Bunny (Who really doesn’t?); Raimundo Pedrosa (he’s mostly that cool of a cartoon character); Xiaolin Showdown; Kim Possible; Peanuts; Darth Vader; Yoda; Animals (especially Tigers, Wolves, Snakes); Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Creatures (especially T-Rex, Titanaboa); Vampires; Dragons; OZZY; ZIKE; CODERRA; BRIDGELER; Shipping; Hunting; Building Models; Romantic-Comedies; Predator; Star Wars (for the most part); Baking; LEGOs; Theater (Broadway shows are no exception); Being Random; Being Non-Conformist; Playing Guitar; Mythology; Coin-Collecting; Stories/Movies with Happy/Satisfying Endings; Making People Laugh; Being (Something of) an Intellect

Dislikes (no particular order): Soap Operas; Bad Music; Bad Movies; Silent/Foreign Films; Liv Tyler (as far as I know, she ALWAYS stars in a slut roll); Rod Stewart (he’s such a PIG); Gwyneth Paltrow (same as Liv Tyler); Van Morrison (he always makes those annoying sound effects in his songs); Barry Manillow (terrible singing voice); Paul Anka (somewhere between Rod Stewart and Barry Manillow); Getting Exploited/Taken Advantage of; Yaoi/Yuri Stories; Bullying; Twitter/tweets/hash-tags; Donald Trump (I'm no expert on politics, and don't belong to any party--I just judge on moral code/morality); Rotten Tomatoes (the film critique site, that is); Critics Who Attack Child Actors/Child Characters; Vonage Commercials (you know, with that annoying "woo-hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo" sound); Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (good grief, that character is SO annoyingly stupid AND stupidly annoying); AC/DC (don’t judge me; there are a couple songs I can tolerate); Rap Music (for the most part); Drugs (that includes any and all forms of tobacco, alcohol, and marijuana); Math; Arrogance; Any Form of "Stag-Reel"/Hentai (What? You people can fill in the blanks, can’t you?! The word’s disgusting to me! I've lived a very prudent life.); Bigotry/Racism; Getting Typical Male Stereotypes; Family Dramas (Examples: Little House on the Prairie, Road to Avonlea); the Fact That Owen/Izzy and Duncan/Gwen from the Total Drama Series Could Still be Apart; TYNDSAY; GIDGETTE; Adulterated Cartoons (including but not limited to: Family Guy, American Dad, Bob’s Burgers, South Park, anything from Adult’s Swim)/adult animation ripping off or making fun of family-friendly animation; Bad/Poorly-Drawn Animation (including but not limited to the butchering of cartoon classics); Infant/Toddler Shows; Discrimination; Spitefulness; Scott (I don’t like the other three big antagonists from the Total Drama series, but I think he’s got to be the worst); Bendy from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (I wished they made more episodes showing him, so Bloo and the gang's names will be cleared while that spiteful little evil incarnate finally got his much deserved comeuppance, and then some); Marvel (for the most part); Teenage Parenthood (and anything else associated with it); Having My Stories Flamed/Removed/Reported/Trolled; “To Be Continued . . .” Specials on TV; Disney/Nickelodeon Movies above PG-Rating; Any Kind of G-Rated Movie w/Profanity; Nose-Bleeds; The Carpenter's Song "Close To You"

A/N: Family Drama—A TV drama that revolves around at least one family/group of people usually involving tragedies, sad endings, love affairs, or any over-the-top sappy material

Favorite Computer, Phone, & Video Games (no particular order): Acme Arsenal; Arkham Asylum; Arkham City; Arkham Origins; Cabela’s Video Games (Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures, Dangerous Hunts, Dangerous Hunts 2, North American Adventures); Cars; Star Wars (Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, The Force Unleashed I and II, Knights of the Old Republic); The Golden Compass; Harry Potter (Prisoner of Azkaban, Half-Blood Prince); Jurassic Park: The Game; Kung Fu Panda; LEGO Star Wars (first two); LEGO Jurassic World; Lord of the Rings Conquest; Madagascar; Mortal Kombat 2011: The Komplete Edition; Namco Museum; Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie’s Revenge; Over the Hedge; Predator: Concrete Jungle (I try to skip the obscene parts); Aliens vs. Predator (2010); Elder Scrolls (Skyrim); Ratatouille; Robots; A Series of Unfortunate Events; Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy; Shrek 2; Surf’s Up; Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams; Viva Piñata; Jeopardy!; Epic Mickey 2; Tomb Raider 2013; Rise of the Tomb Raider; Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection; Super Mario Brothers; Donkey Kong Country; Primal Rage; Hunting Unlimited; Zoo Tycoon; Heroes of Might and Magic IV; Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island; Bejeweled Deluxe 2; Candy Crush; Jurassic Park Builder; Star Wars: The Old Republic; DC Universe Online; Taonga; Star Wars: Commander; Hero Zero; Ice Age World; Zootopia Crime Files; Oz: Broken Kingdom; Super Smash Bros.; Blazing Angels; Dash of Destruction; LEGO Batman/DC Universe

Favorite Music and Music Genres (no particular order): Country (between 1980 and today); Rock, Pop, R&B, Motown, Easy Listening, Folk (between 1960 and today); Rhythmic Soul; Opera Metal; Classical Music (Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin); Jazz; Dance/Techno; Alternative/Punk; Reggae; Celtic Music; Love Songs; Sad Songs (to a certain extent); Inspirational Songs; Christmas Songs

Favorite Musicians (based on their singing; no particular order): Rascal Flatts; Shania Twain; Trace Adkins; Lila McCann; Josh Turner; Big & Rich; Cowboy Troy; Carrie Underwood; Trisha Yearwood; Martina McBride; Tim McGraw; Alabama; Rednex; Billy Ray Cyrus; Clint Black; Faith Hill; Jason Aldean; Taylor Swift; Sheryl Crow; Dixie Chicks; LeAnn Rimes; the Judds; Randy Travis; Dolly Parton; Willie Nelson; Keith Anderson; Keith Urban; Toby Keith; Kid Rock; Rodney Atkins; Reba McEntire; George Strait; Alan Jackson; Kenny Rogers; Patty Loveless; Dwight Yoakam; Suzy Bogguss; Garth Brooks; Diamond Rio; Kenny Chesney; Brooks & Dunn; Tracy Byrd; Travis Tritt; Montgomery Gentry; Lonestar; Joe Diffie; Bryan White; Sara Evans; Sugarland; Jo Dee Messina; Blake Shelton; Brad Paisley; Bucky Covington; Craig Morgan; Dierks Bentley; Jewel; Lady Antebellum; Kellie Pickler; Lee Ann Womack; Little Big Town; Miranda Lambert; Gretchen Wilson; Pat Green; John Michael Montgomery; Neal McCoy; Gary Allan; Hank Williams, Jr.; Hank Williams III; Jason Michael Carroll; the Wreckers; Billy Currington; Sarah Buxton; SHeDAISY; Terri Clark; Josh Gracin; Ashton Shepherd; Josh Thompson; Darius Rucker; Uncle Kracker; Shenandoah; Sammy Kershaw; Mary Chapin Carpenter; Mark Chesnutt; Mark Collie; Hal Ketchum; Nitty Gritty Dirt Band; Emerson Drive; Queen; Joan Jett & the Blackhearts; Alannah Myles; Jon Bon Jovi (both his rock and country music); the Eagles; Billy Joel; Fleetwood Mac; Cher; Journey; REO Speedwagon; ZZ Top; Little River Band; Bruce Springsteen; John Cougar Mellencamp; Eddie Money; Kansas; Duran Duran; the Fixx; Animotion; Stray Cats; Wang Chung; Steppenwolf; Robert Palmer; Ratt; Survivor; Billy Idol; America; Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band; George Therogood & the Destroyers; Alice Cooper; the Scorpions; Tarja Turunen; Skillet; Counting Crows; ABBA; Elton John; Bee Gees; Three Dog Night; the Bangles; BBMak; *NSYNC (Why so much hate?); the Backstreet Boys (ditto); Cyndi Lauper; Seals & Crofts; Neil Diamond; Gwen Stephani; Michelle Branch; Vanessa Carlton; Chicago; Doobie Brothers; Foreigner; Steve Winwood; All-4-One; Genesis; Mike & the Mechanics; Anne Murray; Jim Croce; Lionel Richie; Bill Withers; Donna Summer; the Beach Boys; the Carpenters (however, I HATE the song “Close To You”); James Taylor; Janet Jackson; Jordin Sparks; Leona Lewis; Wilson Phillips; Smash Mouth; Nickelback; Ace of Base; the All-American Rejects; P!NK; 3 Doors Down; Creed; Hoobastank; Daughtry; OneRepublic; U2; the Presidents of the United States of America; Whitney Houston; Phil Collins (you read correctly--so BITE ME! :( ); Barry White; Celine Dion; Maria Carey; Bryan Adams; Luther Vandross; Aaron Neville; Michael Bolton; Marc Anthony; Michael McDonald; Kenny Loggins; Ke$ha; Lady Gaga; CC Music Factory; Corona; Haddaway; La Bouche; Taio Cruz; Maroon 5; No Doubt; Baha Men; Bob Marley; Seckond Chaynce; Gutter Souls

Favorite Actors/Actresses (based on their acting; no particular order): Johnny Depp; Bruce Willis; Frankie Muniz; Hilary Duff; John Cusack; Joan Cusack; Jim Carey; Eddie Murphy; Adam Sandler; Whoopi Goldberg; Robin Williams; Robert De Niro; Danny DeVito; Christian Bale; Mel Gibson; Jim Belushi; Lauren Graham; John Goodman; James Woods; Hugh Jackman; Kate Winslet; Robin Wright-Penn; Anthony Hopkins; Cameron Diaz; Tom Cruise; Freddie Highmore; Christopher Lee; Betty White; Sean Connery; Jack Black; Dustin Hoffman; Will Smith; Tommy Lee Jones; Leonardo DiCaprio; James Earl Jones; Samuel L. Jackson; Ewan McGregor; Djimon Hounsou; Wesley Snipes; Liam Neeson; Sanaa Lathan; Nicholas Cage; Mark Wahlberg; Matt Damon; Helena Bonham Carter; Al Pacino; Spencer Breslin; Abigail Breslin; Dakota Fanning; AnnaSophia Robb; Tom Hanks; Lucille Ball; Desi Arnaz; Vivian Vance; William Frawley; Gale Gordon; Mickey Rooney; Dick Van Dyke; Tim Allen; Jamie Lee Curtis; Antonio Banderas; Edward Norton; Matthew Broderick; Ally Sheedy; Winona Ryder; Martin Landau; Martin Lawrence; Steve Martin; Jennifer Lopez; Denzel Washington; Hayden Christensen; Harrison Ford; Dan Aykroyd; Gerard Butler; Katherine Heigl; Adrian Brody; Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson; Jennifer Lawrence; Josh Hutcherson; Woody Harrelson; Christopher Walken; Kris Kristofferson; Brendan Fraser; Nichole Kidman; Helen Mirren; Patrick Swayze; Ashton Kutcher; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Sylvester Stallone; John Malcovich; Chuck Norris; Ralph Fiennes; Jason Scott Lee; Kieffer Sutherland; Jennifer Anniston; Drew Barrymore; Ben Stiller; Chris Rock; David Schwimmer; Nia Long; Mos Def; David Morse; Anton Yelchin; Billy Crystal; Meg Ryan; Alan Rickman; Steve Carrel; Timothy Spall; Diane Lane; John Candy; James Gough; Vin Diesel; Christina Ricci, Sam Elliott, Mark Hamill (. . . and the list goes on)

Favorite Live-Action TV Shows/Documentaries (no particular order): America’s Most Wanted; Blood & Treasure; I Love Lucy; The Lucy Show; The Munsters; The Addams Family (live-action version); The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour; Leave It to Beaver; The Golden Girls; anything from Food Network; The Most Extreme; Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom; Untamed & Uncut; Animal Cops; Emergency Vets; Pet Star; After the Attack; Animal Face-Off; How It's Made; Cats 101; Dogs 101; Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real; Prehistoric Park; The Planet's Funniest Animals; Horrible Histories (live-action); I Shouldn't Be Alive; Dirty Jobs; Deadliest Catch; BattleBots; Forensic Files; MythBusters (pre-2015); Dr. G: Medical Examiner; Dr. Know; The Three Stooges; ALF; Skeleton Stories; Intervention; The Crazy Ones; World's Dumbest...; Impractical Jokers; America’s Funniest Home Videos; Jurassic Fight Club; Modern Marvels; American Pickers; Storage Wars; Pawn Stars; The First 48; Fear Factor; The World Wars; Untold Stories of the E.R.; Unsolved Mysteries on Lifetime; Bridezillas; Wife Swap; Celebrity Wife Swap; Undercover Boss; Still Open All Hours; Supernanny; The Jack Benny Show; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Brain Games; Drugs, Inc.; Jeopardy!; Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?; Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?; Breakout; Lockdown; Outlaw Bikers; Inside the American Mob; Walking with Dinosaurs; Walking with Prehistoric Beasts; The Little Rascals (old TV series); Dr. Phil; Burn Notice; 'Til Death; George Lopez; Scorpion; The Roosevelts: An Intimate History; Monk; Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern; The Muppets Show/Muppets Tonight; The Honeymooners; Dinosaurs (TV show)

Favorite Disney Cartoons (no particular order): Kim Possible; Star Wars Rebels; Lilo & Stitch the Series; Tale Spin; Dave the Barbarian; Brandy & Mr. Whiskers; DuckTales (90s version); Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers; Goof Troop; Gargoyles; Teacher’s Pet; DarkWing Duck; Quack Pack; The Jungle Cubs; 101 Dalmatians the Series; Recess; Fillmore!; Pepper Ann; Lloyd in Space; The Emperor’s New School; The Weekenders; House of Mouse; Timon and Pumbaa; The Legend of Tarzan (Disney TV Series); Teamo Supremo; The Mighty Ducks; Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999); Shnookums & Meat; Blazing Dragons; Buzz Lightyear of Star Command; The Little Mermaid (series); Aladdin (series); Hercules (series); LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures; Adventures of the Gummi Bears; Bonkers; Marsupalami; any of the old Disney cartoon shorts

Other Favorite Cartoons (no particular order): Xiaolin Showdown; Looney Tunes (pre-Looney Tunes Show versions); Tom and Jerry (both pre-Tom and Jerry Show [2014] version[s]); Danny Phantom; Fairly OddParents; Total Drama series; Atomic Betty; Angry Beavers; SWAT Kats; Smurfs; Snorks; Yogi Bear; Top Cat; Secret Squirrel (older version specifically); The Flintstones; The Jetsons; Tiny Toon Adventures; Animaniacs; Pinky and the Brain; Pink Panther (both old and new versions); The Ant and the Aardvark; Batman: The Animated Series/The New Batman Adventures; Blue Racer; Inspector; Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines; Jonny Quest; Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!; The Scooby-Doo Show; Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo Show; The All-New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show; The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries; The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo; A Pup Named Scooby-Doo; What's New Scooby-Doo; Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc.; Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?; Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries; Taz-Mania; Popeye the Sailor; Samurai Jack (pre-2017 version only); Wacky Races; Loopy De Loop; Hokey Wolf; Winsome Witch; Squiddly Diddly; Magilla Gorilla; Huckleberry Hound; Super Friends/World’s Greatest Super Friends; Help! It’s the Hair Bear Bunch!; Speed Buggy; Jabberjaw; Dynomutt; He-Man (early 2000s version); Lippy the Lion and Hardy-Har-Har; Flintstone Kids; CatDog; Courage the Cowardly Dog; Camp Lazlo; The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron; My Dad the Rock Star; The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show; Peanuts (2016 series, but basically anything and everything Peanuts-related); Garfield and Friends (old 2D cartoon); Tales from the Cryptkeeper (cartoon); Aaah! Real Monsters; Over the Garden Wall; My Life as a Teenage Robot; ChalkZone; The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show; Dudley Do-Right; Peabody’s Improbable History; MGM/Tex Avery cartoons; Woody Woodpecker/Walter Lantz cartoons; Underdog/Tennessee Tuxedo; Pac-Man (1980s version); Atom Ant; The Perils of Penelope Pitstop; Richie Rich; The Penguins of Madagascar; Quick Draw McGraw; Ricochet Rabbit and Droop-a-Long; Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks; Wally Gator; The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show; Dexter’s Laboratory; The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan; Hong Kong Phooey; Snagglepuss; Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy; Casper and Company/Harveytoons; Casper and the Angels; Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels; Rugrats/All Grown Up!; Hey Arnold!; Corneal and Bernie; Kaput and Zosky; Yakkity Yak; Shaun the Sheep; The Funky Phantom; Clue Club; Tom and Jerry Kids; The Ruff & Reddy Show; Snooper and Blabber; Yakky Doodle; Touché Turtle and Dum Dum; Punkin’ Puss & Mushmouse; Peter Potamus; Breezly and Sneezly; Hillbilly Bears; Precious Pupp; Frankenstein, Jr. and the Impossibles; Space Ghost and Dino Boy; Space Kidettes; Birdman and the Galaxy Trio; The Herculoids; Shazzan; Fantastic Four (1967); Moby Dick and Mighty Mightor; Yippee, Yappee, and Yahooey; Cattanooga Cats; Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain; Captain Planet and the Planeteers; Secret Millionaires Club; The Magic School Bus (original series); Horrible Histories (cartoon); Around the World in 79 Days; It’s the Wolf; Motormouse and Autocat; Harlem Globetrotters/Super Globetrotters; Mr. Magoo; Goober and the Ghost Chasers; Inch High, Private Eye; Valley of the Dinosaurs; Laff-A-Lympics; Grape-Ape; The Mumbly Show; Shmoo; CB Bears; Heyyy, It’s the King; Shake, Rattle, and Roll; Posse Impossible; Superman: The Animated Series; The Robonic Stooges; Yogi’s Space Race; Galaxy Goof-Ups; Astro and the Space Mutts; The Kwicky Koala Show; Wonder Wheels; Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch; Yogi’s Gang; Rocko’s Modern Life; Mike, Lu, and Og; Ultimate Book of Spells; Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?; Time Squad; Heathcliff; Mucha Lucha; Godzilla (1978 animated series); Inspector Gadget (older cartoon); Kenny the Shark; Tutenstein; Tracy McBean; Rickety Rocket; Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends; Loonatics Unleashed; Oh Yeah Cartoons; Angela Anaconda; Ka-Blam (except the Action League Now segments); Justice League (cartoon); Justice League Unlimited; Justice League Action; Dink, the Little Dinosaur; Sitting Ducks; Fangface; Freakazoid; Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (cartoon); Extreme Dinosaurs

Favorite Comics (no particular order): Batman (well, DC Comics in general); Batman vs. Predator; Vader’s Quest/Star Wars; Peanuts; Garfield; Dilbert; Pickles; Get Fuzzy; Pearls Before Swine; Calvin & Hobbes; Dennis the Menace; Hagar the Horrible; Beetle Bailey; Blondie; Non Sequitur; Crabby Road; Wizard of Id; B.C.; Rose is Rose; Tundra

Favorite Disney Movies (no particular order; includes a number of guilty pleasures): The Jungle Book (all animated films, live-action film starring Jason Scott Lee, and the 2016 live-action film directed by Jon Favreau); Ratatouille; Alice in Wonderland (both Disney versions); The Kid; Up; The Lion King (all three movies); the Toy Story trilogy; The Chronicles of Narnia (first two); Return to Snowy River; Secretariat; Lilo and Stitch (all four movies); 101 Dalmatians (all animated and live-action films); Popeye; Cars; Cars 3; Finding Nemo; Monsters, Inc.; The Incredibles (both films); Brave; The Nightmare Before Christmas; James and the Giant Peach; Frankenweenie; Dinosaur; A Christmas Carol (2009); Bolt; WALL-E; Aladdin (including sequels and 2019 live-action film); The Little Mermaid; The Hunchback of Notre Dame (including sequel); The Santa Clause trilogy; The Black Cauldron; A Goofy Movie; An Extremely Goofy Movie; The Emperor’s New Groove; Kronk’s New Groove; DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp; The Haunted Mansion; The Cat from Outer Space; Home On the Range; Song of the South; Dumbo (both versions); Meet the Robinsons; Beauty and the Beast (1991 film including sequels); The Sword in the Stone; The Parent Trap (both versions); Escape to Witch Mountain; Return to Witch Mountain; Race to Witch Mountain; Bridge to Terabithia; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs; Pinocchio; Operation: Dumbo Drop; The Shaggy Dog; Flubber; Pocahontas (plus sequel); Bambi (both movies); The Fox and the Hound (plus sequel); Lady and the Tramp; Mary Poppins; Recess: School’s Out; Mulan (plus sequel); Hercules (plus sequel); The Rescuers; The Rescuers Down Under; Fun and Fancy Free; Peter Pan (including the sequel); Pete’s Dragon; Hocus Pocus; Hot Lead and Cold Feet; Gus; the Apple Dumpling Gang movies; Blackbeard’s Ghost; George of the Jungle; National Treasure (both movies); The Sorcerer’s Apprentice; Invincible; Remember the Titans; Young Black Stallion; Winnie the Pooh (2011); The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1970); Tarzan (all three movies); The Muppet Christmas Carol; Muppet Treasure Island; Treasure Planet; Jungle 2 Jungle; Bedknobs and Broomsticks; Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas; Fantasia (including sequel); Cool Runnings; Flight of the Navigator; Something Wicked This Way Comes; The Watcher in the Woods; Freaky Friday (both versions); The Princess Diaries; Chicken Little; Justin Morgan had a Horse; Cinderella (plus spin-off sequels and 2015 version); Sleeping Beauty; Old Yeller; Greyfriars Bobby; The Aristocats; Mars Needs Moms; Tangled; Holes; the Air Bud movies; the Air Buddies movies; The Ugly Dachshund; A Kid in King Arthur’s Court; Robin Hood (animated movie); The Three Musketeers (film starring Keifer Sutherland); Miracle of the White Stallions; Swiss Family Robinson; Wreck-It Ralph; Ralph Breaks the Internet; Tom and Huck; Angels in the Outfield; G-Force; Underdog; The Miracle Worker; Under Wraps; The Paper Brigade; Tron (both films); The Dark Crystal; The Muppet Movie; My Favorite Martian; Homeward Bound (plus sequel); Squanto; Inspector Gadget; Disney’s American Legends; Charlie the Lonesome Cougar; Mr. Magoo (film); Oz the Great and Powerful; Monsters University; Planes; Planes Fire and Rescue; Frozen; Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; Into the Woods; Maleficent; Big Hero 6; The Muppets; Muppets Most Wanted; Sky High; Tomorrowland; Newsies; Inside Out; The Good Dinosaur; Zootopia; Finding Dory; Alice Through the Looking Glass; The BFG; Moana; Coco; The Three Caballeros; Saludos Amigos; The Reluctant Dragon; The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad; The Nutcracker and the Four Realms; Christopher Robin; A Wrinkle In Time; Mary Poppins Returns

Favorite Horror Movies (no particular order): (Yeah, I like good horror movies [and some of the ridiculous Sci-Fi Channel/SyFy films as guilty pleasures] so much they get their own section LOL!) Predator; Leprechaun; Sweeney Todd (2007); Sleepy Hollow; the Hannibal Lecter series; Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter; The Raven; Predators; the Blade trilogy (House of Chton doesn’t count); Wes Craven’s New Nightmare; It (1990); 1408; Creepshow (first film only); Cat's Eye; Dreamcatcher; Rose Red; Misery; Cujo; The Children of the Corn (first film); Christine; Secret Window; Firestarter (first film ONLY); Silver Bullet; The Langoliers; Alien vs. Predator; The Rite; Jaws (including the sequels); The Thing (both films from 1982 and 2011); the Tremors series; The Haunting in Connecticut; Army of Darkness; Child’s Play (1-3); Darkness Falls; Constantine; The Predator (2018); The Game (Wait, does that count as a horror flick?); Sabertooth; Raptor Island; The Grey; Zombieland; What Lies Beneath; Untraceable; The Sixth Sense; Unbreakable; Knowing; Van Helsing; Eight Legged Freaks; Arachnophobia; Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Other Favorite Movies (no particular order; includes a number of guilty pleasures): Star Wars (Episodes I-VI); Jurassic Park (1, 2, 4, and 5; they ruined the third one); Batman vs. Dracula; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; The Great Panda Adventure; Man From Snowy River; Seabiscuit; Public Enemies; What’s Eating Gilbert Grape; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; Corpse Bride; the Men in Black trilogy; Ransom (1996); Con Air; RED; Stand by Me; The Shawshank Redemption; Hearts in Atlantis; Fracture; World’s Fastest Indian; Hidalgo; The Little Vampire; Harry Potter (all eight movies); Sense and Sensibility; Pride and Prejudice; The Green Lantern; The Dark Tower; Goosebumps; Push; Kung Fu Panda (all 3); Shrek (all four movies); the Madagascar trilogy; The Penguins of Madagascar (film); How to Train Your Dragon; Megamind; Open Season (first and third movies; they ruined the second one); Open Range; 3:10 to Yuma (2007); Cellular; The Wedding Singer; Big Daddy; Mr. Deeds; One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest; Wild Wild West; Unstoppable; the Ice Age series; Jumanji; Fried Green Tomatoes; Blood Diamond; Primary Colors; A Thousand Words; Daddy Day Care; Dragonheart (mostly 1 and 2); Shark Tale; Bee Movie; Over the Hedge; When Harry Met Sally; Forget Paris; the Back to the Future trilogy; WarGames; Ferris Bueller’s Day Off; The Breakfast Club; Saving Private Ryan; A Bronx Tale; Green Zone; Hostage; The Last Samurai; 16 Blocks; The Mask of Zorro; Hotel Transylvania (both films); Despicable Me (all three); Minions; Angry Birds (movie); How the Grinch Stole Christmas; The Cat in the Hat; Horton Hears a Who!; The Lorax; Space Jam; Bah Hum-Duck! A Looney Tunes Christmas; National Velvet; International Velvet; I Will Fight No More Forever; The Ghost Rider (first film); Barnyard; Gettysburg; the American Girl series (except Molly); Handel's Last Chance; Turner & Hooch; Dark Shadows; Forrest Gump; Titanic; Inception; The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009); Australia; Moulin Rouge!; Annie (1981); The Incredible Mr. Limpet; Legend of the Guardians: Owls of Ga’hoole; Journey to the Center of the Earth; Journey 2: The Mysterious Island; The Princess Bride; August Rush; Spiderwick; Christmas with the Kranks; Rogue One: A Star Wars Story; Solo: A Star Wars Story; Trapped in Paradise; Tropic Thunder; Smurfs; Yogi Bear; Rango; Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs; Monsters vs. Aliens; Captain Underpants; Surf’s Up; ParaNorman; The Boxtrolls; Monster House; The Ultimate Gift; Toys; Uncle Buck; the Home Alone series; Sister Act (along with its sequel); The Phantom of the Opera (2004); The Switch; Independence Day; Turner and Hooch; Matilda; the Karate Kid trilogy; Four Christmases; Miracle on 34TH Street; Deck the Halls; Major Payne; Renaissance Man; Tears of the Sun; True Grit (2010); Edward Scissorhands; Burglar; The Hunger Games; Because of Winn-Dixie; The Rugrats Movie; Rugrats in Paris; Rugrats Go Wild; Hey Arnold the Movie; Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008); Master and Commander; World Trade Center; Rise of the Guardians; The Mask; Son of the Mask; The Hunt for Red October; K-19: The Widow Maker; the K-9 trilogy; Hoot; Hostage (2005); Executive Decision; Seven Pounds; Hancock; I Am Legend; The Pursuit of Happyness; Man on Fire; Man of the Year; The Expendables; Hobbit trilogy; Willow; Aliens in the Attic; March of the Penguins; The Ant Bully; Hey There, It’s Yogi Bear; Yogi’s Great Escape; Rockin’ with Judy Jetson; Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School; Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers; Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf; Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost; Scooby Doo! in Arabian Nights; Casper; A Series of Unfortunate Events; Casper: A Spirited Beginning; Mrs. Doubtfire; Big Momma’s House (third movie was the best from my POV); Hairspray (2007); The Polar Express; Dead Poets Society; Hoodwinked!; The Goonies; Gremlins (plus sequel); Labyrinth; the Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy; Grease; the Nanny McPhee films; Wakko’s Wish; Young Frankenstein; Gulliver’s Travels (old cartoon version, Ted Danson version, and Jack Black version); The Wizard of Oz; E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial; Waterboy; John Wick (2014); Little Nicky; School of Rock; Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life; The Batman/Superman Movie: World's Finest; The Big Year; the Sandlot trilogy; Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius; The Boy in the Plastic Bubble; the Mummy trilogy; The Three Stooges (film); Godzilla (1998); The Pagemaster; The Reading Room; Sherlock Holmes and the White Chapel Vampire; Puss in Boots; the Wallace & Gromit films; Flushed Away; Antz; Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron; Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas; Chicken Run; Chitty Chitty Bang Bang; The Freshman; The Little Rascals (both films); U-571; Traitor; Flyboys; Hotel for Dogs; Agent Cody Banks (first film only); Sing; The Secret Life of Pets; Dreamer; City of Ember; Eragon; The Golden Compass; Racing Stripes; Wonder Woman; Justice League (2017 film); Ernest movies; Steal Big, Steal Little; The Emoji Movie; Norm of the North; the Free Willy films; Dr. Doolittle; Phenomenon; Seven Years in Tibet; Two Brothers; Last Chance Harvey; The Princess and the Goblin; the Swan Princess movies (first 3 only); Little Nemo (Adventures in Slumberland); Dragon Hunters; Fletch Lives; Hardwired; Big Fat Liar; Rookie of the Year; Tower Heist; The Longest Yard (2005); Fargo; Air Force One; Blown Away; Arlington Road; The Day After Tomorrow; Season of the Witch; Mrs. Winterbourne; Robots; The Nut Job (plus sequel); Storks; The Penguins of Madagascar (film); The Five People You Meet in Heaven; Fly Away Home; Evita; Mamma Mia! (FIRST ONE ONLY!); Throw Momma from the Train; Night at the Museum (first and third films only); A Cinderella Story; Yours, Mine, and Ours (1968); The Christmas Card; Argo; Pacific Rim (first one); Para Norman; Kubo and the Two Strings; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (old films from the 90s); TMNT (2008 animated film); The LEGO Movie; The LEGO Batman Movie; The LEGO Ninjago Movie; Batman: Mask of the Phantasm; All-Star Superman; Green Lantern: Emerald Knights; Batman vs. Two-Face; Sing; Early Man; A Christmas Story (. . . and other films too numerous to mention)

Movies I Hate (no particular order): The Green Mile; Les Misérables; Coraline; Open Season 2; Jurassic Park III; Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian; The Boy in the Striped Pajamas; Secondhand Lions; Predator 2; Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem; The Happening; films starring Liv Tyler or Gwyneth Paltrow; the Meet the Parents trilogy (don’t hate me because I think they’re stupid); Juno; Sixteen Candles; Burlesque; Feast (undoubtedly the WORST film I have EVER seen, and I have absolutely NO desire to watch ANY of its sequels--THESE. ARE. EVIL. [whispers hoarsely] Ruuuuun!); It (2017); any films (including and especially horror) depicting on-screen child deaths in a disturbing/gruesome manner; The Brothers Grimm; Snoopers; The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy; Hulk (both films); other Marvel films (except those in my favorites list); ANY of the Ghostbusters films; unrelated sequels (specifically the ones when portrayed to look like connected sequels when they really aren't); any of Pauly Shore's live-action films; The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (never seen it, but I could tell from Nostalgia Critic's review/description that it's a bad movie); Oogieloves (I have seen reviews of it, and the few clips of the film alone rubbed me the wrong way. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HOLLYWOOD!?); Santa Claus The Movie (1985); Rock-A-Doodle; A Troll in Central Park; the live-action Scooby-Doo films; Pirates of the Caribbean series (don’t judge me); Prince of Persia; John Carter; The Wild; Cars 2; Where the Red Fern Grows (well, I basically don’t like the book or any of the film versions either); The Lone Ranger (film); Saving Mr. Banks; Finest Hours; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles films (Michael Bay version); Transformers films; basically any films involving Michael Bay; Twilight films (not THE worst thing I have seen, but as a fan of vampires, it's insulting and frankly just plain boring); Jupiter Ascending (Need I really explain?); Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again; Suicide Squad (I have a thing about films praising the villains that I couldn't wrap my head around); Firestarter: Rekindled; any (visibly-licensed) Disney/Nickelodeon movies above a PG-rating; Space Chimps; any G-rated movie w/profanity (and any other form of obvious openly offensive content); adult animated films; any film with gross-out humor (along the lines of Freddy Got Fingered or Movie 43--not that I've seen either of them but you get the idea); any films full of nudity, "bed scenes", or anything in relation

Favorite Books/Literary Work (no particular order): Kävik the Wolf Dog; Dracula; Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde; Dinotopia Lost; the Inheritance series; Redwall series; Gary Paulsen books; Hank the Cowdog series; Charles Dickens books; Animal Farm; Kestrel’s Midnight Song; His Dark Materials Trilogy; Persepolis; The Most Dangerous Game; Odyssey; The Invalid’s Story; Hamlet; Macbeth; The Taming of the Shrew; the Cameryn Mahoney series; Maniac McGee; Hoot; poetry

Favorite Broadway Shows (no particular order): The Lion King; Beauty and the Beast; Mary Poppins; Shrek the Musical; Annie; Grease; Hairspray; Wicked; Evita; The Sound of Music; The Phantom of the Opera; Memphis; Into the Woods; Mamma Mia!; The Sister Act; How the Grinch Stole Christmas; Aladdin; A Christmas Story

Most Favorite Total Drama Characters (in approximate order): Owen, Izzy, DJ, Noah, Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Trent, B, LeShawna, Tyler, Bridgette, Brick, Harold, Beth, Cody, Sierra, Sam, Dakota, Dawn, Eva

Least Favorite Total Drama Characters (in approximate order): Scott, Heather, Alejandro, Courtney, Lindsay, Geoff, Staci, Duncan, Gwen*

A/N: Just as a clarification, I disliked Duncan and Gwen before TDA or TDWT ever rolled around; well, it's actually more of a love-hate thing I have for the two individual characters (25% love, 75% hate), which is why they're the lowest on the list of disliked characters. And for the record, I do support the GWUNCAN pairing.

Top 10 Favorite Mammals in the Modern-Day Animal World

10: Giraffe—One of the tallest mammals on Earth

9: Zebra—The most unique breed of wild equine

8: Killer Whale—Wolves of the sea!

7: Gorilla—Largest Ape of the primate world

6: Leopard—A beautiful big Cat, yet a member of Africa’s Dangerous Five!

5: Hippo—Third largest land mammal—don’t let their looks deceive you!

4: African Elephant—The largest land mammal of all—as dangerous as it is majestic

3: Rhino—Second largest land mammal and the most unique of them all

2: Siberian Tiger—Another beautiful big Cat, and the largest! Deserves the rightful title of King of the Beasts (not the Lion)!

1: Wolf—The most intelligent and majestic of the wild Dogs, a breed you don’t want to mess with!

Top 10 Favorite Fish in the Modern-Day Animal World:

10: Flying Fish—A little Fish that can glide out of the water!

9: Whale Shark/Basking Shark—The world’s largest Sharks and the least dangerous!

8: Swordfish—A Fish with a unique nose and a bad temper!

7: Parrot Fish—A protective bubble is all it needs

6: Great White Shark—Can’t forget the largest of predatory Fish!

5: Barracuda—A Fish with a bad attitude

4: Sea Horse—The most unique sea animal in the sea

3: Wolf Fish—Never underestimate its power!

2: Snakehead Fish—A bad-to-the-bone Fish on land and in water!

1: Hammerhead Shark—A Shark with a unique head and a bad attitude!

Top 10 Favorite Birds in the Modern-Day Animal World:

10: Ostrich—The largest in the Bird family

9: Great Horned Owl—Smart as they come!

8: Penguin—What they lack in flight, they make up in the water!

7: Hummingbird—The smallest in the Bird family with some amazing feats!

6: California Condor—One of America’s most famous predatory Birds!

5: Macaw—A colorful Parrot and the most well-known

4: Golden Finch—A yellow Bird commonly found in the West

3: Toucan—A Bird with a colorful beak and (to other Birds) a tough attitude!

2: Peregrine Falcon—Famous of all the Falcons!

1: Bald Eagle—The national symbol of America!

Top 10 Favorite Reptiles in the Modern-Day Animal World:

10: Horned Lizard (Horny Toad)—A little Lizard that can squirt blood from its eyes!

9: Sea Turtle—The largest of the Turtle family, and second most favorite!

8: Box Turtle—Most favorite Turtle with a unique shell!

7: Reticulated Python/Burmese Python—Two of the most well-known Snakes!

6: Hog-Nosed Snake—A bluffer who also plays Possum!

5: King Snake—One of nature’s many tricksters!

4: Chameleon—A Lizard that can change colors to either find a mate or hide from an enemy

3: Alligator—One of America’s largest reptiles!

2: Komodo Dragon—Largest Lizard EVER!

1: Anaconda—The largest of Snakes!

Top 10 Favorite Dinosaurs/Animals from the Mesozoic Era:

10: Mosasaurus—Terror of the waters!

9: Parasaurolophus—The most famous of the Duck-billed Dinos!

8: Dilophosaurus—A deadly carnivore with a uniquely-shaped head!

7: Brachiosaurus—The most famous of the Saurapods!

6: Deinonychus—The Wolves of America’s Cretaceous Period!

5: Stegosaurus—Largest and most famous of the Stegosaurians!

4: Triceratops—The most famous of the Ceratopsians!

3: Pteranadon—A well-known terror of the Cretaceous skies!

2: Edmontosaurus—Most common of America’s Duck-billed Dinos of the Cretaceous!

1: Tyrannosaurus Rex—King of the Dinosaurs!

Top 10 Other Prehistoric Animals:

10: Short-Faced Bear—A prehistoric Bear with a small face that packed a punch!

9: Saber-Toothed Cat (Smilodon)—World’s famous prehistoric Cat!

8: Wooly Mammoth—The Elephant’s early ancestor (and most famous)!

7: Ground Sloth—A dull-looking animal with a deadly swipe!

6: Gastornis—The deadliest of prehistoric Birds!

5: Hagerman Horse—Oldest Horse in the Equus family, and Idaho’s state fossil!

4: Trinil Tiger—A prehistoric Tiger subspecies of Pleistocene Indonesia!

3: Wooly Rhino—The early ancestor of today’s Rhino!

2: Dire Wolf—The largest in the Wolf family tree!

1: Titanaboa—The largest Snake ancestor that ever lived!

Top 10 Movie Monsters:

10: Chucky—A Good-Guy Doll who’s possessed!

9: Leprechaun—A little green demon from Ireland!

8: Freddy Krueger—“How sweet, fresh meat!”

7: Jason Voorhees—The terror of Camp Crystal Lake!

6: Graboid—A giant worm that just doesn’t quit!

5: Imhotep—The mummy who steals your soul!

4: Frankenstein—A living, breathing, mismatched monster!

3: Pennywise “It”—“They all float!”

2: Dracula—The original Vampire Prince of Darkness!

1: Predator—Sci-Fi’s most hardcore extra-terrestrial in the history of Hollywood!

Top 10 Superheroes (DC or Marvel):

10: Ghost Rider (Marvel)—The hero who rids the world of evil-doers!

9: Aqua-Man (DC)—King of the seas!

8: Wonder Woman (DC)—The unquestionably most inspirational heroine!

7: John Constantine (DC)—Every demon’s worst nightmare!

6: The Flash (DC)—Fastest of superheroes!

5: Spider-Man (Marvel)—Your friendly neighborhood vigilante!

4: Green Lantern (DC)—The elite protector of peace and justice!

3: Blade (Marvel)—The ultimate vampire-slayer!

2: Superman (DC)—The Man of Steel!

1: Batman (DC)—The caped crusader of the night!

Top 10 Cartoon Heroes/Heroines:

10: Jenny Wakeman (XJ-9)—She’s a robot with the strength of 170 men!

9: Samurai Jack—A warrior with a never ending journey to the past!

8: Po—He’s not just a big fat Panda, he’s the big fat Panda!

7: DarkWing Duck—He’s the terror that flaps in the night!

6: SWAT Kats (T-Bone and Razor)—The heroic duo of Megakat City!

5: Aladdin—A street-rat who has risen to hero of Agrabah!

4: Hercules—The son of Zeus, and the strongest of any Greek hero!

3: Danny Phantom—A heroic teenager with ghost powers!

2: Kim Possible—An average girl who can do anything, and that includes saving the world!

1: Raimundo Pedrosa—The most dynamic of heroes, he’s a party lover yet he won’t hesitate to help his fellow amigos!

Top 10 Cartoon Sidekicks/Allies:

10: Brad Carbuncle/Tuck Carbuncle—Two brothers always by Jenny’s side!

9: Icarus—He might fly too close to the sun, but he’s always there for Hercules!

8: Genie—A powerful being who won’t hesitate to come to Aladdin’s aid!

7: Launchpad—A goofball sidekick ready to get dangerous with DarkWing!

6: Scotsman—Armed with a machine-gun-leg and his Runic sword, he boisterously laughs at danger!

5: Ulysses Feral/Felina Feral—An uncle and niece team of Megakat City’s Enforcers!

4: Wulf—A hulking Wolf-ghost who rips open portals and separates ghosts from their over-shadowed hosts!

3: Master Shifu—A small Red Panda who proves the bigger they are, the harder they fall!

2: Master Fung—Raimundo’s wise old master who proves to be the better of his aggressors!

1: Ron Stoppable—A clumsy sidekick who always comes through for Kim!

Couples I Like or Support* (canon and fanon; no particular order):

Total Drama Series:

Owen/Izzy

Mike/Zoey

Cody/Sierra

Sam/Dakota

Bridgette/Tyler

B/LeShawna

Cameron/LeShawna

Beth/Harold

Brick/Dawn

Duncan/Gwen

Geoff/Lindsay

Justin/Anne Maria

Alejandro/Courtney

Courtney/Scott

Ezekiel/Staci (I just want to see these two together! They’re total losers anyway!)

Disney:

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

Mowgli/Shanti

Linguini/Collette

Max/Roxanne

Victor Frankenstein/Elsa Van Helsing

Sparky/Persephone

Edgar “E” Gore/Weird Girl

Kuzco/Malina

Mickey Mouse/Minnie Mouse

Donald Duck/Daisy Duck

Goofy/Clarabelle Cow

DarkWing Duck (Drake Mallard)/Morgana Macawber

Woody/Bo Peep

Buzz Lightyear/Jessie

Lilo Pelekai/Keoni

Nani Pelekai/David

Stitch/Angel

Lightning McQueen/Sally (Cars)

Ramón/Flo

Jack Skellington/Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Disney Princesses/Disney Princes

Esmeralda/Phoebus

Robin Hood/Maid Marian

WALL-E/EVE

Taran/Eilonwy

Tarzan/Jane

Fix-It Felix, Jr./T.C. Calhoun

Sabrina Spellman/Harvey Kinkle

Fairly OddParents:

Timmy Turner/Trixie Tang

Cosmo/Wanda

Chip Skylark/Britney Britney (Sure, why not?)

DC Universe:

Batman (Bruce Wayne)/Vicki Vale

Nightwing (Dick Grayson)/Batgirl (Barbara Gordon)

Superman (Clark Kent)/Lois Lane

Joker/Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel)

Two-Face (Harvey Dent)/Catwoman (Selina Kyle)

Mortal Kombat:

Johnny Cage/Sonya Blade

Ermac/Sindel

Baraka/Mileena

Goro/Sheeva

Noob Saibot/Skarlet

Agent Cody Banks:

Cody Banks/Natalie Connors

Sleepy Hollow:

Ichabod Crane/Katrina Van Tassel

The Wedding Singer:

Robbie Hart/Julia Sullivan

Sam/Holly

Hanna-Barbera/Warner:

Omi/Kimiko Tohomiko

Yogi Bear/Cindy Bear

Fred Flintstone/Wilma Flintstone

Barney Rubble/Betty Rubble

Pebbles Flintstone/Bamm-Bamm Rubble

Richie Rich/Gloria Glad

Irona/Suavo

Reggie Van Dough/Mada Munny

Race Bannon/Jade

George Jetson/Jane Jetson

Fred Jones/Daphne Blake

Country/Kitty Jo

Phinny Fogg/Jenny

Bugs Bunny/Lola Bunny

Daffy Duck/Melissa

Porky Pig/Petunia

Buster Bunny/Babs Bunny

Plucky Duck/Shirley

Hamton J. Pig/Fifi Le Fume

Allstar Seaworthy/Casey Kelp

Dimmy Finster/Daffney Gillfin

Tooter/Tadah

Junior Wetworth/Princess Shareef

Hey Arnold:

Arnold/Lila

Helga/Arnie (Arnold’s cousin)

Brainy/Ruth

Harold/Pattie

Stinky/Phoebe

Harry Potter Series:

Harry Potter/Hermione Granger

Neville Longbottom/Ginny Weasley

Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood

Ron Weasley/Luna Lovegood

Ginny Weasley/Seamus Finnigan

Dracula:

Jonathan Harker/Mina Harker

Redwall Series:

Matthias/Cornflower (Redwall)

Dannflower Rugaba/Songbreeze Swifteye (Marlfox)

Tammo Tussock/Pasque Valerian (The Long Patrol)

Rakkety Tam/Sister Armel (Rakkety Tam)

Gorath the Flame/Salixa (Eulalia!)

Charles Dickens:

Charles Darnay/Lucie Minet Darnay (A Tale of Two Cities)

Philip “Pip” Pirrip/Estella (Great Expectations)

Kestrel’s Midnight Song:

Micah Kamloop/Robbyn

His Dark Materials Trilogy:

Lyra Belaqua/Will Parry

The Breakfast Club:

Bender/Allison

Andy/Claire

DreamWorks/Paramount/Universal/miscellaneous (Animated):

Roddy St. James/Rita Malone

Shrek/Fiona

Sinbad/Mira

Oscar/Angie

Hiccup Haddock/Astrid Hofferson

DJ Walters/Jenny Bennett

Reginald “Skull” Skulinski/Elizabeth “Zee”

Woody Woodpecker/Winnie Woodpecker

Chilly Willy/Chilly Lilly

Nemo/Princess Camille

Justin/Talia (Justin and the Knights of Valour)

Dragon Hunters (movie):

Gwizdo/Zoe

My Dad the Rock Star:

Willy Zilla/Alyssa

Camp Lazlo:

Lazlo/Patsy

Edward/Gretchen

Almondia/Samson

Algonquin Lumpus/Jane Doe

The Golden Girls:

Rose Nylund/Miles Webber

Dorothy Zbornak/Lucas Hollingsworth

Blanche Devereaux/Jerry

Blanche Devereaux/John Quinn

Sophia Petrillo/Sal Petrillo

The Crazy Ones:

Sydney Roberts/Andrew Keanelly

Zach Cropper/Lauren Slotsky

A/N: When I say that there are couples I “support,” it doesn’t necessarily mean that I like the two people, but prefer them being together

Couples I Hate (canon and fanon; no particular order): (Please Don’t Ask Why)

Total Drama Series:

Tyler/Lindsay

Bridgette/Geoff

Duncan/Courtney

Gwen/Trent

Harold/LeShawna

Owen/Staci

Owen/Blaineley

Owen/Sadie

Izzy/Alejandro

Izzy/Justin

Izzy/Noah

Cody/Gwen

Cody/Noah (doesn’t exist from my POV)

Mike/Anne Maria

Zoey/Scott

Dawn/Scott

B/Dawn

Brick/Jo

Bridgette/Ezekiel

LeShawna/Duncan

Cameron/Gwen ([sigh] Really?)

Disney:

Kim Possible/Señor Senior, Jr.

Ron Stoppable/Bonnie Rockwaller

Minnie Mouse/Mortimer

Morgana Macawber/NegaDuck

Harvey Kinkle/Gemini “Gem” Stone

Fairly OddParents:

Timmy Turner/Tooty

Wanda/Juandissimo

The Wedding Singer:

Robbie Hart/Linda

Julia Sullivan/Glen Ghoulia

DC Universe:

Batman (Bruce Wayne)/Talia al Ghul

Batman (Bruce Wayne)/Catwoman (Selina Kyle)

Mortal Kombat:

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi)/Mileena (Seriously, people?! SERIOUSLY!?)

Takeda Takahashi/Jacqui Briggs

Hanna-Barbera/Warner

Kimiko Tohomiko/Jack Spicer

Raimundo Pedrosa/Kimiko Tohomiko

Bamm-Bamm Rubble/Cindy Curbstone

Richie Rich/Mada Munny

Gloria Glad/Reggie Van Dough

Foulmouth/Shirley

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron:

Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex

Hey Arnold:

Arnold/Helga

Arnold/Ruth

Lila/Arnie (Arnold’s Cousin)

Helga/Brain (Insert eye-twitch, followed by shudder)

Harry Potter Series:

Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley

Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Charles Dickens:

Lucie Minet Darnay/Sidney Carton (A Tale of Two Cities)

Estella/Bentley Drummle (Great Expectations)

The Breakfast Club:

Bender/Claire

Andy/Allison

DreamWorks/Paramount/Universal/miscellaneous (Animated):

Fiona/Lord Farquaad

Fiona/Prince Charming

Chowder/Jenny Bennett

Oscar/Lola

Princess Camille/Flip (yes, someone came up with it - don't know why though)

Justin/Lara (Justin and the Knights of Valour)

Camp Lazlo:

Clam/Gretchen

Nina/Dung Beetle Brothers

Jane Doe/Mayor Potluck

The Golden Girls:

Rose Nylund/Arnie

Dorothy Zbornak/Stan Zbornak

The Crazy Ones:

Zach Cropper/Sydney Roberts

Lauren Slotsky/Andrew Keanelly

TD Couples I Am Neutral on (no particular order):

Alejandro/Heather (it’s not that I hate the pairing, it’s just that I’m a little skeptical of the pairing going anywhere since the end of TDWT, the beginning segment of TDRI, and the end of TDAS)

Heather/Justin (I don’t know)

Dawn/Noah ([insert shrug])

Courtney/Justin (same as JUSTHER)

Couples I Kind of Support (canon and fanon; no particular order):

Disney:

Señor Senior, Jr./Bonnie Rockwaller

Mortal Kombat:

Liu Kang/Kitana

Jax/Jade (That is if he were single)

Hanna-Barbera/Warner:

Jack Spicer/Katnappe

Couples I Made Up (but please don’t judge me—it’s the way I think sometimes):

Raimundo Pedrosa (Xiaolin Showdown)/Sienna Salazar (My Xiaolin Showdown OC)

Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)/Chase Young (Xiaolin Showdown)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)/Angelica Pickles (All Grown Up! version)

Whiskers (Brandy and Mr. Whiskers)/Nina (Camp Lazlo)

Jermaine (Xiaolin Showdown)/Monique (Kim Possible)

Mac (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)/Victoria (Lilo and Stitch the Series)

Grandpa Pappy (Fairly OddParents)/Granny (Looney Tunes)

Montana Max (Tiny Toon Adventures)/Heather (Total Drama Series) [would be interesting]

Vicky (Fairly OddParents)/Scott (Total Drama Series) [would be interesting]

Go-Go (Tiny Toon Adventures)/Coco (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) [Something I came up with. Just think about it, okay?]

List of Future Stories/Stories in Progress

Story Title: Total Drama X-Treme

(Meant to be the most current made-up season)

Summary: After the events that took place from the most current season, Chris McLean, with a scheme in mind, had invited all the old contestants from seasons 1-5 (except Blaineley) to a fair-well banquet; joining is an American fanboy named Anton Benito Lorenzo Schwartz. Tricking the campers into thinking that they were signing for Chris' memory book, the host fooled the 27 signers AND the fanboy into competing for a seventh season and for a prize of, believe it or not, ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS. As for the other campers who didn't sign, while Cameron, Mike, and Zoey were made the co-hosts for the In-Between Show, the rest were made interns including Heather--who, by the way, reluctantly made a deal in splitting the money with Courtney, Alejandro, and Scott, and making her a "hidden antagonist." The season will take many twists, as it will involve a teleporter, 2 relationships broken, many new relationships created, and 2 relationships rekindled, not to mention dark secrets revealed, betrayal, revenge, and a whole lot of déjà vu.

Teams for Total Drama X-Treme

-Team Redemption: Anton, Owen, Izzy, DJ, B, LeShawna, Trent, Tyler, Bridgette, Cody, Sierra, Noah, Harold, Beth

-Team Vendetta: Courtney, Alejandro, Scott, Justin, Geoff, Lindsay, Gwen, Duncan, Dakota, Sam, Staci, Lightning, Katie, Sadie

Interns--Anne Maria, Jo, Dawn, Brick, Heather, Eva, Ezekiel . . . well, sort of

Hosts for In-Between Show--Cameron, Mike, Zoey

Series Title: The Twisted Tales of Raimundo Pedrosa

It's going to be a series of Xiaolin Showdown stories given a single X-Over with other favorite cartoons all focusing on Raimundo Pedrosa from his point of view as he fights evil alongside other characters such as Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, Danny Phantom and friends, some cast members from Total Drama, and many more. Also, for those of you wondering where I got the idea from, well let's just say it came to me after watching some previews of Batman: The Brave and the Bold. A reminder: All stories take place after the two-part episode "Time After Time" (basically after the series in a nutshell - Chronicles never happened). The way Raimundo narrates the stories would be in the same style as Tracy McBean and in the Goodfeather segments of Animaniacs. Raimundo's narration will be shown in bold italics, while characters' thoughts in general are in plain italics and the content of the story itself will be plain and without bold, italics, or underlining. Here is a list of the first five "episodes" I'll be writing soon.

Coming Soon:

Episode I: A Possible Alliance - Takes place after XS two-part episode "Time After Time" and KP movie "So the Drama." After our hero saves a malfunctioning helicopter containing Kim, Ron, and Rufus, Raimundo finds out from the spy girl that her arch nemeses, Dr. Drakken and Shego, have developed a special ray which requires a Shen Gong Wu called the Dagger of Darkness that can turn ordinary people into the Heylin. To make matters worse: Wuya and Jack Spicer have joined the evil-doers in the promise of world domination. Includes Kim/Ron pairing and hints of Omi/Kimiko.

Episode II: The Haunting In Pandatown - Takes place between DP episodes "Claw of the Wild" and "Phantom Planet." While in Pandatown investigating a ghostly disturbance, Raimundo and friends run into Danny Phantom and company, who just so happen to be investigating the same thing. The two groups ban together when they find out that Wuya and Jack are behind it, along with Vlad Plasmius and Fright Knight.

Episode III: Fear and Wishing in Las Vegas - Raimundo and friends head for Las Vegas searching for a Shen Gong Wu, but they soon run into a certain ten-year-old boy wearing a pink cap and his "guardian angels" named Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof. Little do they realize, however, is that Jack and Chameleon-Bot are on the same quest as our Xiaolin heroes, and they have with them a new ally, an old foe of Timmy's. . . .

Episode IV: The Trouble with Warners - After Raimundo had saved the Warner Brothers--and the Warner Sister--from Katnappe, the three crazy sibs cause havoc in the Xiaolin Temple. And it won't be pretty.

Episode V: Two Weeks of Dramatic Proportions - Master Fung has given Raimundo the task of teaching five cast members of Total Drama the ways of the Xiaolin for two weeks. Rai hits it off quite well with Owen, Izzy, and Noah. As for Alejandro and Courtney . . . not so much. OZZY and OMIKO pairings. Takes place after The Ridonculous Race.

Story Title: Nightwolf's Ending (Extended)

Takes place in the Mortal Kombat 2011 universe. After the events that took place in Nightwolf's ending, the late Shao Kahn takes control of the former's Animality and turns any and all victims into lycanthropes. It's up to Raiden, Johnny Cage, and the Outer World Investigation Agency to stop the Native American shaman and save him from Shao Kahn's dark curse.

Story Title: Of Vampires and Predators

While hunting for vampires in Berlin, Germany, Blade and his allies Abby Whistler, Hannibal King, and a group of vampire-human children called the Hybrids run into a group of Predators. But when a few of the alien monsters fall victim to the vampires' bite, and cause bloody havoc in the city, Blade and the Predator clan leader form a shaky alliance to terminate the mutated Predators and the vampire horde before it's too late.

Story Title: Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend

A Star Wars/Predator X-Over that takes place between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Yoda, the Jedi Grand Master, has oddly allowed his presence on Dagoba to be sensed by Emperor Palpatine. Suspecting his old nemesis to be Luke's new mentor, the Emperor has assigned Darth Vader and the former's secret apprentice, Zhasira Akuyaku, to travel to Dagoba to hunt down and exterminate the millenium-old Jedi. However, the Dark Lord of the Sith will face his ultimate foe in the form of an Yautja warrior. . . .

(Main characters are Darth Vader and Yoda.)

Story Title: Cartoon Couple One-Shots

A large collection of one-shots/fluff stories about the cartoon couples I like/support. Co-genres next to the romance genre will vary between chapters.

Story Title: A Cartoon Christmas Carol

Story's similar in plot to The Muppet Christmas Carol, crossed over between multiple cartoons and the original Christmas Carol tale. Told by Orson the Pig and Wade the Duck, the story follows Ebenezer Scrooge as he learns the error of his ways with the help of Danielle Phantom the Ghost of Christmas Past, Dairy King the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Wulf the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Series Title: The Batman-DarkWing Duck Chronicles

Batman: The Animated Series/Darkwing Duck X-Over. Well, the series title says it all. Warner/DC's caped crusader and Disney's terror that flaps in the night join forces, battling from the most dangerous . . . to the most pathetic of foes. Just so you readers can get a better idea, the setting takes place in Batman's world, but somehow Darkwing and all his friends/allies and foes got transported to the Dark Night's dimension, but more on that when I get the series going. I hope.

Story Title: Camp Headstrong

Not the best title I ever came up with, but I guess it'll have to do. Unless anyone has a better title instead of this one or Total Drama--I am honestly open for ideas via PM'ing, and credit will be given. After the events of TDRI, Owen and Izzy tricked Chris McLean into signing Camp Wawanakwa over to them; the couple, now the new co-hosts, change the show's title to "Camp Headstrong" and invite a new batch of campers along . . . a Cartoon X-Over version of Total Drama: All-Stars (but TDAS never existed). Here are the two teams, along with the campers in the teams and the shows they respectfully came from:

-Undeterred Underdogs-

Betty Barrett--Atomic Betty
Danny Fenton--Danny Phantom
Dee-Dee--Dexter's Laboratory
Dexter--Dexter's Laboratory
Ed--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Edd "Double-D"--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Eddy--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Kim Possible--Kim Possible
Lilo Pelekai--Lilo and Stitch
Mac--Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Pelswick Eggert--Pelswick
Raimundo Pedrosa--Xiaolin Showdown
Ron Stoppable--Kim Possible
Timmy Turner--Fairly OddParents
Willy Zilla--My Dad the Rock Star

-Brutal Bullies-

Bonnie Rockwaller--Kim Possible
Boyd Scullarzo--Pelswick
Buzz Sawchuck--My Dad the Rock Star
Dash Baxter--Danny Phantom
Francis--Fairly OddParents
Jack Spicer--Xiaolin Showdown
Lee Kanker--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Mandark--Dexter's Laboratory
Marie Kanker--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
May Kanker--Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Mertle Edmund--Lilo and Stitch
Penelope--Atomic Betty
Remy Buxaplenty--Fairly OddParents
Terrence--Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Vicky--Fairly OddParents

A/N: The story doesn't have any connection with "Total Drama X-Treme"--it's just a little something I thought of writing for the fun of it.

Story Title: Copper and Gold, Emerald and Amber

Cartoon X-Over story--definitely AU.
Kim Possible is the princess of Egypt. Ron Stoppable is a humble sword smith's apprentice. As these two people from two different social statuses cross paths, romance blossoms. But how will her brother, the great pharaoh Raimundo Pedrosa, react to such forbidden love? Meanwhile, General Alejandro Burromuerto plots regicide and total domination of all kingdoms. Side pairings include Mickey Mouse/Minnie Mouse, Owen/Izzy, and Bugs Bunny/Lola Bunny.

Story Title: Foster's Home for Parodies

Just as the title says, it's a collection of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends stories that parody episodes/shorts from other cartoons/TV shows.

Story Title: Xenophobic!

Eighteen months after their encounter with the Predators, our heroes team up again, along with some of their close allies and a few newcomers joining them. The stakes have been raised though, as they not only square off against the Predators, but new threats as well, and come face-to-face with an obscure blast from the past. Direct sequel to The Extracted.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening Credits: “Rollin’” – Big & Rich and Cowboy Troy

Waking Up: “Stayin’ Alive” – Bee Gees

First Day at School: “I’m In A Hurry (And Don’t Know Why)” – Alabama

Falling in Love: “Beautiful Mess” – Diamond Rio

Fight Song: “Eye Of The Tiger” – Survivor

Breaking Up: “Here Comes Goodbye” – Rascal Flatts

Prom: “Far Away” – Nickelback

Life is Good: “Why Should I Worry” – Billy Joel

Mental Breakdown: “One Step Closer” – Linkin Park

Driving: “Life In The Fast Lane” – The Eagles

Flashback: “If I Could Turn Back Time” – Cher

Getting Back Together: “Here And Now” – Luther Vandross

Wedding: “From This Moment On” – Shania Twain and Bryan White

Paying the Dues: “Don’t Stop” – Fleetwood Mac

The Night Before the War: “Born Free” – Kid Rock

Final Battle: “Defeat You” – Smash Mouth

Moment of Triumph: “We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions” – Queen

Death Scene: “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You” – Michael Bolton

Funeral Song: “I Will Always Love You” – Whitney Houston

End Credits: “It’s My Life” – Jon Bon Jovi

20 Most Favorite Canon/Fanon Couples:

20. Robbie Hart/Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) – What can I say? These two make a perfect couple, and not just because I think that their portrayers (Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, respectively) would’ve been perfect for each other if they were single. Whenever I think of romantic comedies, this couple is the first to pop into my mind.

19. Blanche Devereaux/Jerry or John Quinn (The Golden Girls) – Compared to all the men Blanche had dated after her husband’s death, Jerry was the only one who refused to, well, let’s just say “jump into bed with her after the first couple dates”; however, he was the first man (actually, second to John Quinn) to treat Blanche like a lady, as she stated in that one episode, with his own vision of what love truly is. I think these two would have quite a good marriage if the creators lengthened the series a little bit, if you know where I’m getting at. And if Jerry wasn't introduced in the series, then John Quinn would have been perfect for her, regardless of his blindness.

18. Bender/Allison (The Breakfast Club) – Let’s face it, both characters have a dark persona, just like Duncan/Gwen from Total Drama. Before I saw the ending to the movie, I was definitely sure these two would be a canon couple; I was blown away when I saw that the pairings turned out to be Bender/Claire and Allison/Andy—now don’t get me wrong, just because Universal fowled up the pairings doesn’t mean I don’t like the movie. Still though, I think that Bender the criminal and Allison the basket case would make a solid couple.

17. Andy/Claire (The Breakfast Club) – Andy the jock and Claire the princess. Stereotypical? Maybe. Predictable? I guess so. Do I care? Nope. Like Bender/Allison, I thought these two would end up together before I saw the end of the movie, and of course, I was taken completely by surprise to see that they did not pair up. However, the end of the movie doesn’t discourage me from liking this fanon pairing at all. Kind of ties with number eighteen.

16. Dorothy Zbornak/Lucas Hollingsworth (The Golden Girls) – All I can say is that these two make a good pairing. After her bitter divorce from Stan Zbornak, a.k.a. “the yutz,” Dorothy had struck out on finding the right man throughout the entire series. But despite that, not to mention the constant heckling about her being homely and dateless (usually from Blanche and her own mother Sophia), Dorothy found Mr. Right in the form of Blanche’s uncle Lucas; humorously enough, Dorothy and Lucas weren’t even attracted to each other before spending time trying to prank Blanche on their fake engagement, which became the real deal after the former gave them their blessing.

15. Rose Nylund/Miles Webber (The Golden Girls) – Perfect pairing. That’s all I can say. Granted, Rose might not be the brightest bulb in the bunch (you can blame St. Olaf for that) compared to Miles, but I think Rose shares the same interests with Miles, so that’s pretty much a good cover, you know?

14. Sydney Roberts/Andrew Keanelly (The Crazy Ones) – What can I say? These two make a good couple, don’t they? When I saw the first episode of The Crazy Ones, I thought—no, I hoped—that Sydney and Andrew would end up together, and after watching the comical “kissing scene” and hearing their dialogue at the end of the episode “The Breakfast Burrito Club,” I thought that there is hope for this pairing to become canon. After that episode, they've been giving little hints throughout the whole season that they had a thing for one another before the season finale of them sharing a for-real, genuine kiss, and literally, I was thinking to myself "Finally!"

13. Zach Cropper/Lauren Slotsky (The Crazy Ones) – Well, there’s not much to tell about this couple, you know? It’s just that I thought that (and please don’t think of me weird for typing it down, ‘cause I really am straight as an arrow) both characters are attractive people, and considering they haven’t had a single steady relationship, maybe Lauren is Zach’s answer to a lasting relationship, and vice-versa. Or at least it should have stayed that way before that one episode where they broke up, but there seems to be a few hints that they still like each other. Ties with number fourteen.

12. Hamton J. Pig/Fifi Le Fume (Tiny Toon Adventures) – After watching the episode “Prom-ise Her ANYTHING,” I thought to myself that they’re quite a cute couple. Sure, Hamton’s a Pig and Fifi’s a Skunk, but that didn’t seem to stop Hamton from asking Fifi to the prom. And besides, he’s the only guy to not run away from her for, err, obvious Skunk-related reasons, heh-heh-heh.

11. Timmy Turner/Trixie Tang (Fairly OddParents) – Sure, I know she has pretty much avoided his advances, but if you ask me my personal opinion, and from what I’ve watched of the cartoon, I think it’s safe to say that Trixie does have feelings for Timmy—even some of their interests are one and the same—she was afraid to admit it at her birthday party with her fellow peers listening as Timmy offered to be her friend. And need I remind you that in the FOP short “Back to the Norm,” after Crocker pulled off the Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote stunt of painting a fake tunnel with Trixie on a rock wall and it became the real thing as Timmy went right through it—with the former joining along for the ride on his scooter—there seemed to be a little hope in that. But, that’s just my opinion, of course.

10. Bridgette/Tyler (Total Drama) – Sorry, TYNDSAY and GIDGETTE fans, but I think those pairings are backwards and could take a hike. And you have to admit, everyone, that Tyler and Bridgette would make a perfect couple. Why, do you ask? Simple—they’re both sports-oriented, they’re both clumsy, and they’re both really friendly campers. Originally, when I watched the previews to Total Drama via Boomerang, I only hoped that Geoff and Lindsay would be together (‘cause, come on people, they’re both stupid blondes, they both like showing excess skin, and, as I found out after watching TDA, they both gave themselves the most half-witted-sounding nicknames ever, i.e., “Her Hotness” and “Captain Hollywood”)—I had absolutely no idea about Tyler and Bridgette the characters themselves ‘til I started watching the show, which leads back to the LINDSEOFF fanon; I thought to myself that suppose these two, in some alternate universe, would have an affair, who would Bridge and Ty want to be with? Then I thought to myself “Bingo—BRYLER/BRIDGELER fanon!” and I fell in love with it since then. What? There are a number of TRENTNEY fanon stories on the site since GWUNCAN was established, so that wouldn’t be any different.

9. Harry Potter/Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) – When I heard about the final installment of Harry Potter (the book, and then the films), I was hoping for this shipping to exist, despite Ron Weasley saying Hermione’s name in his sleep in The Half-Blood Prince (after watching the film). I mean, come on people, the leading male character not falling in love with the leading female character, but the semi-supporting female character? And the leading female character falling in love with the goofy guy who kept bad-mouthing her pet Cat? That just burns me! ‘Course, like The Breakfast Club, I won’t hate the entire HP series with every fiber of my being because of that—that would be the same as focusing only on the mostly bad pairings of Total Drama and saying I hate the show because of that. Oh well, that’s the thing about FanFiction: We’re allowed to write about whatever pairing we want.

8. Lyra Belaqua/Will Parry (His Dark Materials) – I instantly fell in love with the pairing after reading The Amber Spyglass; despite being from two different worlds—two different dimensions, actually—they’re just so perfect together that no more words could describe it. And besides, in case you didn’t get the idea already, I’m a sucker for young love (without all the complicated, grown-up-related details that go with it).

7. Buster Bunny/Babs Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures) – They’re just so darn perfect together! Not just because they’re both (unrelated) Rabbits, not just because they semi-parody Bugs and Lola, but just . . . well, because. After all, before the Christmas special, the entire series had shown hints of them being lovey-dovey and, from what I remember, at least one real kiss—not the interrupted kind or anything like that (though I do find a little humor in that sometimes).

6. Willy Zilla/Alyssa (My Dad the Rock Star) – Now, tell you the truth, back when I was somewhere in my tweens, I never thought much about two best friends (one male and one female) ever becoming a romantic couple; I thought it was kind of weird at first. (My excuse for The Lion King and favorite couple number seven is that I haven’t seen the former for a long time and I thought the latter was a pairing already when I started watching the show.) But now that I'm older, and more acknowledged about romance, I think differently. When I think about Willy and Alyssa being together, I start to see that when a boy and girl are the best of friends, they actually do make a good romantic pairing (as long as the two people have something in common), considering they have spent so much time together.

5. Mike/Zoey (Total Drama) – With all due respect to UltimateWarriorFan4Ever, but I think that any fan of Total Drama could see that these two are the sweetest couple ever. I took one look at the pairing and thought that they’re so adorable together. These two have had a rather complex relationship due to Mike’s Dissociative Identity Disorder (if you want to be politically correct) and Zoey being left in the dark because of it; but after finding out about it, Zoey actually accepted Mike for it, saying that she loves oddballs, the latter being the coolest. And at the end of Total Drama All-Stars, when these two actually shared not just their first kiss, but their first two kisses, I thought to myself “Finally!” Just seeing these two together is always heartwarming.

4. Bugs Bunny/Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes/Space Jam) – These two are the Mickey/Minnie in the field of Warner Bros. cartoons, even though Bugs has been around since the forties and Lola didn’t officially appear ‘til Space Jam was made back in the nineties, if you want to get technical. But aside from that, there is perfect chemistry between them that no more words could describe how I favor the pairing.

3. Owen/Izzy (Total Drama) – Again, I found out about Total Drama after watching the previews they were showing on Boomerang; when I saw the ad to the episode “Hook, Line, and Screamer,” and saw these two standing next to each other before Owen yelled out “Here, take Izzy!”, I thought to myself they have to be a couple; and as I watched TD, I was right. They’re at the top of my favorite TD pairings simply because both characters are the most hilarious and compared to the GWENT, DUNCNEY, LESHAROLD, GIDGETTE, and TYNDSAY relationships from TDI, they share the most common traits. What traits do they share? Well, they’re both considered misfits, they both like to party, they both like food, both of them have the least number of enemies (both of them ranking second to Trent, who has only two), and of course, they’re just crazy for each other. Before I discovered Mike/Zoey in Revenge of the Island, Owen/Izzy were the only reasons I kept on watching the series; after their breakup in "Jamaica Me Sweat," CODERRA and GWUNCAN cushioned the blow a little. When Teletoon broke them apart in World Tour, I was peeved; next to breaking up GWUNCAN in All-Stars, breaking up OZZY was the company’s biggest mistake since, counting only the first 22 campers, these were the only pairings Teletoon ever got right. And just off-subject, Owen/Izzy are like the Fred and Wilma Flintstone of Canadian cartoon history (if Fred had blond hair and less of a temper, and Wilma was crazy)—but I digress. Overall, despite the injustice of their questionable breakup, I’m still an uber-fan of Owen/Izzy all because, out of all the odd couples in the history of animation, they have got to be the cutest of all—plain and simple, and I’m sticking to my guns to that.

2. Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) – Just like favorite pairing number six, I thought that these two, who originally started off as the best of friends, becoming a romantic couple was weird—especially after watching the Christmas episode (Kim kissing Ron on the cheek under the mistletoe) and first watching the advertisements to the movie So the Drama. Believe it or not, as strange as it may seem, some number of years after I stopped watching the show, I was introduced to the pairing again after reading Owennumber1fan’s “G.O.O.D. vs. E.V.I.L.” FanFiction series and I actually started liking the pairing. And again, now that I’ve matured and learned a little more about romance, I have supported the “one-male-and-one-female-friend-pairing-becoming-lovers” idea.

1. Omi/Kimiko Tohomiko (Xiaolin Showdown) – It’s actually a tie with number two, more or less. Sure, ironically he’s the Dragon Monk of Water and she’s the Dragon Monk of Fire, but let’s face it—the whole series has shown Kimiko being affectionate with Omi—she even stated right in front of him that he was cute (barring the part where he thought girls were vulnerable or some related rubbish and the dirty look she gave him). And it seems that Omi has feelings for Kimiko as well, such as when he asked her to hug him again—even though she pretty much shut him down on that note. If you just squinted a little, you would probably see where I’m getting at with the pairing. (No offense to the RAIKIM supporters.) Besides, Warner Bros. was going to create the OMIKO pairing in the fourth season before the show’s cancellation/discontinuation.

Top 20 Canon/Fanon Couples I Hate (WITH A PASSION)

20. Raimundo Pedrosa/Kimiko Tohomiko (Xiaolin Showdown) – Sorry RAIKIM fans, but I just don’t see how these two could be romantically compatible, regardless of Kimiko kissing Raimundo. I can only see them as good friends, but nothing else.

19. Kimiko Tohomiko/Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown) – I know I don’t have to worry about the pairing EVER existing, but unfortunately there are some people who want to pair the heroine with the whiny villain. Aside from the aforementioned heroine/villain pairing, I don’t see any kind of substance between them.

18. Ron Stoppable/Bonnie Rockwaller (Kim Possible) – I just don’t see a relationship happening between them at all. After all, Ron and Rufus drew a bad illustration of Bonnie, showing both their hate of her. But aside from that, Bonnie is just a nasty character who would probably get along quite well with Mertle Edmund if there were more crossovers of the show with Lilo & Stitch the Series.

17. Kim Possible/Señor Senior, Jr. (Kim Possible) – After watching the end to the “Animology” episode where Señor Senior, Jr. was speaking to Kim lovingly because he thought they were soul-mates or something like that, it just made my skin crawl—and that was before I learned about the Kim/Ron relationship a couple seasons later. Just like number nineteen, I see zero substance in the heroine and the teenage villain (a ridiculously narcissistic one at that) as a couple.

16. Andy/Allison (The Breakfast Club) – Seriously, Universal Studios? In the world of romance, whoever made that statement about “opposites attract” should have been horsewhipped. With all due respect to the film, I don’t see substance, chemistry, or even a point about these two pairing off. Would they be better off as friends? I guess so, but that’s the extent of it.

15. Bender/Claire (The Breakfast Club) – Pretty much the same as number sixteen.

14. Dorothy Zbornak/Stan Zbornak (The Golden Girls) – I don’t get it. Aside from Stan being a giant knuckle-head (even bigger than Rose I believe), he has cheated on Dorothy countless times during their marriage. And the few times Dorothy had old feelings for Stan again, she seems to overlook it? Well, at least it didn’t last after he brought up the prenuptial agreement, which really killed the romance—and their soon-to-be second wedding—considering they were married for thirty-eight years in the beginning and Dorothy felt like Stan didn’t trust her.

13. Zach Cropper/Sydney Roberts (The Crazy Ones) – They’re good friends, I’ll give them that. But as for a budding relationship, it just doesn’t seem right.

12. Lauren Slotsky/Andrew Keanelly (The Crazy Ones) – Same as number thirteen.

11. Clam/Gretchen (Camp Lazlo) – No. Just no. Clam so happens to be a very kind-hearted scout, while Gretchen is just ill-tempered and (I wouldn’t be surprised) willing to bite off his head. And, for the record, Edward and Gretchen make a better pairing because of their nasty dispositions.

10. Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley (Harry Potter) – Again, this is just another example to the “opposites attract” theorem. I don’t care what kind of message it was supposed to give, and with all due respect to J.K. Rowling, but the pairing stinks. I had called on the Harry/Hermione pairing, and just seeing how the last two films ended up with the Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny pairings made me really ticked off.

9. Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter) – Uhh . . . what? Again, just like number ten, I don’t care what the meaning of such a pairing was supposed to be. Since I am equally irked about the pairing, tying with number ten really, I have nothing more to say.

8. Julia Sullivan/Glen Ghoulia (The Wedding Singer) – Aside from the obvious fact that Robbie and Julia are truly meant to be, Glen is such a jerk who would have just made her life miserable by cheating on her up, down, left, right, and diagonally.

7. Robbie Hart/Linda (The Wedding Singer) – Just the mere idea’s sickening. She jilted him for her own superficial reasons. Also, as Robbie had put it, being with somebody and learning to accept who they are is not what being in a relationship’s about. Ties with number eight.

6. Arnold/Ruth (Hey Arnold!) – I didn’t like the pairing from the start to begin with; with the exception of the Valentine's Day special, they never even shared any kind of conversation. There’s nothing more to say here.

5. Helga/Brain (Hey Arnold!) – Call me a hypocrite if you want for favoring the CODERRA pairing from Total Drama, but this pairing makes my gut want to wrench. I mean, let’s face it: he’s like the all-time stalker by breathing all on top of her every time she talked about Arnold (too bad he misses that part)—and he doesn’t even utter a single, stinking word! Okay, three words collectively throughout the series, but still. If I were in Helga’s shoes, I myself wouldn’t hesitate to punch Brain in the face either—glasses or no glasses period!

4. Timmy Turner/Tooty (Fairly OddParents) – Okay, I’ll admit that I liked how she told Timmy’s parents about how evil her sister Vicky is in “Channel Chasers,” but that still doesn’t change the fact that Timmy should have feelings for her (that is if he knew about it, I can’t remember). Plus, the fact that if they should marry and Vicky would become Timmy’s sister-in-law could only be described in a few words: It . . . won’t . . . be . . . pretty. Aside from their hate of Vicky, what common traits do they actually share!?

3. Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron) – Okay, were the show’s creators on crack when they thought up the pairing!? They were hardly friends throughout the series to begin with, not to mention competing over who’s smarter than the other one. Jimmy deserves to be with not only a girl who shares the same interests with him, but one that’s friendly; Cindy is nothing more than a mean, nasty, arrogant, spiteful, butt-kissing @#$% &*@ #%$& little brat! . . . Sorry about that—the pairing just irks me. You know what? I think I’ll just leave it at that.

2. Bridgette/Geoff (Total Drama) – This pairing just plain jangles my nerves to no end! Now, I don’t mind couples making out or anything, but there’s one problem: I hate Geoff! And besides, they share nothing in common—nothing—zero—zip—zilch—nada! Bridgette deserves to be with Tyler and not that idiotic, lobotomized, irritating, big-shot skater-boy Geoff! . . . Okay, I’ll admit that Tyler’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch either, and he’s boasted a number of times, but at least he shares a goodly portion of special traits with Bridgette. However, despite how much I hate Geoff, I’ll give him a little credit on how he tried making the relationship work and whatnot—and, as sickening as it is for me to write it down and give him even more credit, he appears faithful to her (as far as on-screen is concerned)—but those are the only reasons why this pairing makes number two, because they worked on the relationship. And besides, I repeat, I called on the LINDSEOFF shipping—next to OZZY and GWUNCAN, it would’ve been one of the most obvious pairings!

1. Tyler/Lindsay (Total Drama) – Let me semi-quote the Grinch on how I feel about this pairing: “HATE YOU!!!!! . . . Who? You! Hate, hate, hate-hate-hate, hate-hate-hate-hate-hate . . . double hate . . . LOATHE YOU ENTIRELY!” Zero substance, lousy chemistry, uber-stereotype, and (excluding their inanity) they share nothing in common—not to mention I hate Lindsay. Also, just like number two, they don’t even look perfect together, and all they do is make out as well—only they didn’t ask each other about themselves and built up a real relationship! Personally, if Tyler got together with Bridgette, at least she might be able to teach him a few things athletically and scholastically. But unfortunately, Teletoon had to pair him off with that annoying, moronic, bleach-blond, trampy ditz Lindsay whose body is 50% plastic and, like Elmyra Duff from Tiny Toon Adventures, probably has an empty skull collecting cobwebs. . . . Okay, the very last part I’m exaggerating on but hey, I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris showed an X-ray or something. Also, she’s always forgetting his name and the mere fact he even exists, and just the mere fact that she would cheat on him and show little to no remorse doing it just makes me hate her and the pairing even more. And again, for the last time, the pairings should have been BRIDGELER and LINDSEOFF, not TYNDSAY and GIDGETTE!

My Cartoon OC’s: (May Contain Spoilers. And as a Future Reference, From Here On Out, the "Voice Played by" Will be Followed with "Sounds Like," Due to the Number of Celebrities Who Died Since 2014 and 2016--Better to be Safe Than Sorry.)

-Looney Tunes OC-
Name: Tork Tiger
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Kevin Michael Richardson (played the voices of Gantu from Lilo and Stitch, Skulker from the later seasons of Danny Phantom, Maurice from The Penguins of Madagascar, PandaBubba from Xiaolin Showdown; best known for playing the voice of Jolee Bindo from video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
Species: Tiger (Male)
Fur Color: Orange w/Black Stripes, White Underbelly
Eye Color: Yellow
Body Build: Tall and Muscular w/Broad Shoulders
Friends from Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, Melissa, Granny, Sylvester, Tweety, Hector, Marvin the Martian, Speedy Gonzales, Road Runner, Foghorn Leghorn, Henery Hawk, Barnyard Dawg, Porky Pig, Petunia Pig, Goofy Gophers
Enemies from Looney Tunes: Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, Rocky, Mugsy, Nasty Canasta, Cottontail Smith, Blacque Jacque Shellaque
Normal Attire: Long Gold Chain w/Gold “T” Pendant, Black Hoodie
Formal Attire: White Shirt, Black Tuxedo, Orange Tie
Disposition: Same as the Beast’s from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast (dangerous when mad/defensive, yet kind and gentle with just a bit of a gruff tone)

-Xiaolin Showdown OC-
Name: Sienna Salazar
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Mae Whitman (played the voices of Shanti from The Jungle Book 2, Darma from Rock Dog)
Species: Human (Female)
Skin Color: Tan
Hair & Style: Long (Waist-Length) w/Shaggy Fringe (Bangs), Brown w/Streaks of Black; French Braid (formal)
Eyes: Brown
Body Build: Equal to Raimundo in Height; Perfect Condition/Hourglass-Shaped
Nationality: Brazilian
Boyfriend: Raimundo Pedrosa
Sienna’s and Raimundo’s Love Theme Song(s): “Far Away,” (Nickelback); “From This Moment On” (Shania Twain and Bryan White); “Bless The Broken Road,” “Take Me There” (Rascal Flatts); “Testify,” “True Colors,” “A Groovy Kind Of Love” (Phil Collins)
Sienna’s and Raimundo’s Departure Theme Song(s): “Holding On To Heaven” (Nickelback); “I Will Always Love You” (Whitney Houston); “My Wish,” “I Won’t Let Go” (Rascal Flatts); “You’ll Be In My Heart” (Phil Collins)
Friends/Allies from Xiaolin Showdown: Kimiko Tohomiko, Omi, Chase Young, Clay Bailey, Jesse Bailey, Dojo, Jermaine, Master Fung, Master Monk Guan, the Xiaolin
Enemies/Rivals from Xiaolin Showdown: Wuya, Jack Spicer, Grimaldus the Imbiber, Katnappe, Chameleon-Bot, PandaBubba, Ninja Tubbimura, Hannibal Roy Bean, the Heylin
Love-Hate Relationship (One-Sided Romance on Their Side): Jack Spicer
Family: Uncle (see Alberto Monaro)
Normal Attire: Maroon Crop Top, Gray Camo Cargo Pants, Black Shoes, Black Leather Jacket, Black Fingerless Leather Gloves, Handmade Bracelet
Formal Attire: Long Black Dress; Black High-Heels; she has white plastic stick-on jewels wrapped around her right arm, a silver armband on her left arm
Career: Paid Bounty Huntress/Mercenary (resigned); Vigilante
Weapons: Laser Pistol w/Stun Button, Bola Gun, Twin Katana Blades (non-lethal purposes), Smoke Bombs/Pellets
Disposition: Quiet, Friendly, Only Aggressive in Battle, Motorcycle-Riding Expert
Other Major Characteristics: Possesses a Sharp Sense of Wit, Has Five Freckles on Both Cheeks

Name: Alberto Monaro
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Valente Rodriguez (played Ernesto "Ernie" Cardenas from George Lopez [TV show])
Species: Human (Male)
Skin Color: Tan
Hair & Style: Short (Crew Cut), Black
Eyes: Brown
Body Build: One Foot Shorter Than Sienna and Raimundo; Stout Build/Big-Boned
Nationality: Brazilian
Friends/Allies from Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo Pedrosa, Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Dojo, Clay Bailey, Jermaine, Master Fung, Master Monk Guan, the Xiaolin
Enemies/Rivals from Xiaolin Showdown: Grimaldus the Imbiber, Jack Spicer, Wuya, Chameleon-Bot, PandaBubba, Ninja Tubbimura, Hannibal Roy Bean, Katnappe, the Heylin
Family: Niece (see Sienna Salazar)
Normal Attire: Blue Sweater w/Brown Leather Elbow Pads, Green Pants, White Lab Coat, Black Rubber Boots, Pince-Nez Style Reading Glasses
Formal Attire: Gray Suit (w/Pocket for Reading Glasses), White Dress Shirt, Gray Formal Pants, Black Dress Shoes, Black Cummerbund, Black Tie
Career: Scientist/Inventor
Weapons: Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove, Taser
Disposition: Absent-Minded/Clumsy, Easy-Going, Easily Impressed
Other Major Characteristics: IQ of 200, Usually Seen Scribbling Something in a Notepad, Prominent Roman-Style Nose

Name: Grimaldus the Imbiber
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Jeremy Irons (played the voice of Scar from The Lion King [1994]; Brom from Eragon)
Species: Human/Vampire (Male)
Skin Color: White
Hair & Style: Long (Slicked Back), Red; Triangular Soul Patch
Eyes: Red
Body Build: Same Build and Height as Jack, Yet Slightly More Muscular
Nationality: English
Friends/Allies from Xiaolin Showdown: Wuya, Jack Spicer, Hannibal Roy Bean, the Heylin, Chameleon-Bot, Katnappe, PandaBubba, Ninja Tubbimura
Enemies/Rivals from Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo Pedrosa, Grandmaster Dashi, Master Fung, Master Monk Guan, Chase Young, Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Sienna Salazar, Alberto Monaro, Clay Bailey, Jesse Bailey, Dojo, Jermaine, the Xiaolin
Family: Jack Spicer (Long-Lost Ancestor)
Normal Attire: Lightweight Black Body Armor, Hooded Red Cloak, Dragon Skull Mask
Formal Attire: N/A
Career: Medieval General/Warlord
Weapons: Fingerless Metal Gloves w/Retractable Metal Claws for Each Finger, Black Magic (Heylin), Personalized Sword, Vampiric Powers
Disposition: Sly/Cunning, Calculating, Short-Tempered, Occasionally Sarcastic, Manipulative, Vengeful, Power-Hungry/Blood-Thirsty
Other Major Characteristics: Highly Intelligent, Long Visible Fangs, Expert Strategist/Swordsman/Sorcerer/Martial Artist, Able to Possess the Bodies of Opponents, Able to Absorb the Strength/Essence/Powers of Opponents, Still Able to Live Like an Ordinary Human

-Kim Possible OC-
Name: Marl Weyland
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Sam Elliott
Species: Human (Male)
Skin Color: White
Hair: Short, Gray; Black at the Temples
Facial Hair: Thick Gray Moustache
Eyes: Sage Green
Body Build: Lanky
Nationality: Irish-Scotch w/traces of Choctaw
Friends/Allies from Kim Possible: Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Wade Load, Global Justice
Enemies/Rivals from Kim Possible: Dr. Drakken, Shego, Monkey-Fist/Montgomery Fisk, Duff Killigan, D.N. Amy, Señor Senior, Sr., Señor Senior, Jr.
Normal Attire: Rattlesnake-Skin Stetson, Brown Leather Jacket, Black Button-Up Shirt, Blue Jeans, Black Cowboy Boots
Formal Attire: White Shirt, White Tuxedo, White Dress Pants, Black Dress Shoes, Black Tie, White Stetson
Career: Cattle Rancher; Paranormal Investigator for G.J.
Weapons: Cattle Whip, Pistol Grappling Gun, Tranquilizer Rifle
Disposition: Quiet, Appears Slipshod but Proper & Vigilant, Tough yet Kind-Hearted
Other Major Characteristics: Bushy Gray Eyebrows, Speaks with a Western Drawl, Usually Seen Chewing a Toothpick

-Total Drama OC-
Name: Anton Benito Lorenzo Schwartz
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Cory Doran (played the voice of Mike from the Total Drama series)
Only Exists in: Total Drama X-Treme universe
Species: Human (Male)
Skin Color: Olive
Hair: Short, Brown
Eyes: Brown (left)/Gold (right)
Body Build: Only an Inch Taller Than Dawn, yet Muscular
Nationality: American (of German-Italian ancestry); comes from Idaho
Normal Attire: Black Zip-Up Hoodie w/Silver and Gold Markings in Circular Pattern, Gray Tank-Top, Black Combat Boots, Black Cargo Pants w/Yellow Buttons and Zippers, Black Fedora
Disposition: Kind, yet Short-Tempered; Extremely Faithful to Friends and Family
Talents: Belching the United States, Exacting Revenge, Snake-Whispering, Guitar, Video Games, Eating Almost Anything, Martial Arts, Sports, Fencing/Sword-Fighting, Peace-Making, Bribing Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet, Cooking, Chewing Out/Torturing Enemies, Singing, Acting, Inspiring Friends, Match-Making, Charisma, Telling Jokes, Persuading, Dance-Fighting, Sculpting, Making Animal Noises
Friends from Total Drama: Owen, Izzy, DJ, B, LeShawna, Trent, Noah, Tyler, Bridgette, Beth, Harold, Cody, Sierra, Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Eva
Enemies from Total Drama: Courtney, Alejandro, Scott, Lindsay, Geoff, Gwen (mostly one-sided on G’s side), Duncan (mostly one-sided on D’s side), Staci
Family: Mother, Father, Grandmothers, Grandfathers, Aunts, Uncles, Half-Sisters (Lisa and Sara), Cousins
Stereotypical Nickname: The Never-Say-Die American with Moxie
Other Nicknames: The Unsung American Hero; Señor Pequeño (by Alejandro); Scarface (by Courtney); Alfredo, Alejandro (by Lindsay); Shorty (by Geoff); Runt (by Duncan); Squirrel-Neck (by Gwen); The Negotiator, The Love-Doctor (by himself); Tough Guy (by LeShawna); Mr. A (by Owen and Izzy); God-Brother (by DJ); Fearless Leader (by Trent); Dr. Schwartz-little (by Noah); A-Rex (by Cody); My German-Blood Brother (by Sierra); Anton Scary (by Chef); The Every-Kid (by Chris)
Other Major Characteristics: Scar Over Right Side of Face; IQ of 180; Speaks English, German, Italian, and Spanish

-Camp Lazlo OC-
Name: Rockman
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Billy Idol (or anyone close to that)
Species: Slug (Male)
Skin Color: Beige
Hair Color & Style: Platinum Blond; Crew-Cut
Eyes: Black
Body Build: Same as Slinkman’s
Family: Slinkman (Cousin)
Profession: Rock Star
Attire: Bears a Striking Resemblance to Gene Simmons’ Kiss Costume
Disposition: Loud, Parties Hard, Rough, yet Friendly and Cares about Slinkman
Other Characteristics: Tongue Similar to Gene Simmons’; Carries an Electric Guitar Everywhere He Goes; Two Rings Pierced in his Chin Similar to Disturbed Singer David Draiman from the band's "Indestructible" Music Video

My Minor Cartoon OC’s: (These Characters Have Only One Story Appearance. Contains spoilers.)

-SWAT Kats OC (Minor)-
Name: Bruno Bombay
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Bob Carter (played the voice of Shao Kahn in video game Mortal Kombat [2011])
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Male)
Fur Color: Gray w/Black Spots
Eye Color: Black
Attire: Black Suit, Pants
Body Build: Buff
Appearance: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Ranking: Leader of the Korat Gang
Status: Dead

-SWAT Kats OC (Minor)-
Name: Mist
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Jennifer Hale
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Female)
Fur Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Long, Black
Eye Color: Green
Attire: Rough-Looking Casual Wear
Body Build: Thin
Appearance: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Ranking: Member of the Korat Gang
Status: Dead

-SWAT Kats OC’s (Minor)-
Names: Reggie/Frederino
Voices Played by/Sound Like: Frank Welker
Only Exist in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Both Male)
Relation: Twin Brothers
Fur Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Black
Attire: Green Cargo Pants, White Tank Top/Black Cargo Pants, Light Gray Tank Top
Body Build: Thin
Appearances: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Rankings: Members of the Korat Gang
Status: Both are Dead

-SWAT Kats OC (Minor)-
Name: Deadeye
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Jim Cummings (fairly similar to Rhazoul’s from Aladdin)
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Male)
Fur Color: Yellow
Eye Color: Black
Attire: White Muscle Shirt, Blue Jeans, Eye Patch over Right Eye
Body Build: Extremely Buff
Appearance: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Ranking: Muscle to the Korat Gang
Status: Dead

-SWAT Kats OC (Minor)-
Name: Angus
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: John DiMaggio
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Male)
Fur Color: Deep Orange
Hair Style: Crew-Cut
Eye Color: Black
Attire: Light Gray Suit, Pants
Body Build: Thin
Appearance: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Ranking: Second-in-Command in the Korat Gang
Status: Dead

-SWAT Kats OC (Minor)-
Name: Eddy Shultz
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Rob Paulsen
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Kat (Male)
Fur Color: White
Eye Color: Black
Attire: Casual Wear
Body Build: Thin
Appearance: SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Status: Alive

-Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends OC (Minor)-
Name: Odin Billabong
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Tom Kenny (with an Australian accent)
Species: Imaginary Friend (Male)
Major Characteristics: Scaly Military Green-Colored Humanoid w/Head of a Mantis, Thick Australian Accent
Skin Color: Military Green
Eyes: Orange
Hair Color & Style: N/A
Body Build: Muscular
Family: [Unnamed Creator]
Profession: Actor
Attire: Metal/Leather Armor, Aussie-Style Stetson Hat (when not performing his movie role)
Disposition: N/A
Friends from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Frankie Foster, Madame Foster, Mr. Herriman, Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Coco, Eduardo, Goo, Jackie Khones, Flutter-Nutter
Enemies from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Duchess (or at least one-sided on her side)
Appearance: Foster's Home for Parodies (Chapter 4: Spook, Line, and Stinker)

-Cartoon X-Over OC (Minor)-
Name: Roman Kearny
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Jack Nicholson (with an Irish accent)
Only Exists in: Cartoon X-Overs/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Human (Male)
Hair: N/A
Eye Color: Gray
Skin Color: Pale
Ancestry: Irish
Attire: Shirt w/Rolled Up Sleeves and Open From the Neck Halfway Down the Chest, Belt, Cargo Pants w/Holes
Body Build: Average
Other Major Characteristics: Tattoos (Skulls from Right Side of Neck Down the Right Arm, LOVE and HATE Across the Knuckles, Scorpion on the Chest, Irish Flag on the Back of Neck); Two Gold Teeth (One Canine, One Incisor)
Appearance: The Extracted
Affiliation: Irish Mafia (ranking unknown)
Status: Dead

-Cartoon X-Over OC (Minor)-
Name: Kiplimo Chui-Shujaa (Swahili for “Son of Leopard Warrior”)
Voice Played by/Sounds Like: Djimon Hounsou (played as Solomon Vandy in Blood Diamond, Carver in 2009’s Push, Ajihad in Eragon)
Only Exists in: Cartoon X-Overs/Predator X-Over universe
Species: Human (Male)
Hair: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Skin Color: Brown
Hails from: Africa
Ancestry: Ugandan
Attire: Worn-Out Plaid Button-Up Shirt, Thin Black Leather Vest, Pair of Begrimed Blue Jeans
Body Build: Muscular
Other Major Characteristics: Scars on Left Side of Face Resembling Leopard Spots, Three Scars on Right Arm
Appearance: The Extracted
Affiliation: L.R.A. (captain; resigned)
Status: Alive

Predator/Yautja OC’s: (Contains spoilers.)

Name: Thwei Halkrath
Human Translation of Name: Blood Shadow
Appearance(s): SWAT Kats vs. Predator: One of a Kind Adversaries
Only Exists in: SWAT Kats/Predator X-Over universe
Skin Color: Light Tan
Eye Color: Green
Mask Characteristics: Black w/Red Markings
Weapons: Combistick, Glaive, Maul, Plasmacaster, Smart Disc, Double Wristblades, Speargun
Special Facial Characteristics: N/A
Status: Dead

Name: Death-King
Ranking: Alpha of the Super Black Predators
Appearance(s): The Extracted
Only Exists in: Cartoon X-Overs/Predator X-Over universe
Skin Color: White
Eye Color: Red
Mask Characteristics: Jet Black w/Red Symbols on Forehead Piece, Targeting Lights in Center of Mask, Two Extra-Terrestrial Serpent Skeletons Connecting Forehead Piece
Weapons: Maul, Glaive, Plasmacaster, Two Raptor Skull Spearguns, Triple Wristblades X2, Shuriken Gun
Special Facial Characteristics: Pure White Face, Mandibles Twice the Size of Standard Predator Mandibles, Four Black Tusks on Bottom Mandibles (Two Tusks on Each Mandible), Black Inner Rings Around Sunk-in Eyes, Black Flesh Inside Mouth
Status: Dead

Name: Kwei Bhu’ja
Human Translation of Name: Sly Specter
Appearance(s): Of Vampires and Predators
Other Universes He Exists in: Blade, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Jurassic Park
Skin Color: Gray w/Random Black Flecks
Eye Color: Yellow
Mask Characteristics: White Carved Bone Integrated w/Technology, Targeting Lights are Blue
Weapons: Plasmacaster, Maul, Glaive, Double Wristblades, Smart Disc
Special Facial Characteristics: Four Alien/Xenomorph Claw Marks Down Right Eye
Status: Alive

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What Total Drama Character Are You?

Alejandro:

() You're Latino

() You’re manipulative

() You’re evil

() You fall for King/Queen Bees

(X) You’ve been severely burned/injured (I had my skull cracked open at a very young age after playing around on the couch)

() You have an annoying brother/sister

(X) You speak more than one language (I confess, though, I’m a little rusty with my Spanish)

Total: 2

Anne Maria:

() You’re from New Jersey

() You speak with an accent

() You add so much product to your hair

(X) You have/had a fake tan (had)

() You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

() You wear a lot of make-up

() You can’t sing

Total: 1

B:

(X) You don’t talk much

() You’re a bit on the chubby side

() Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

() You’re skilled in mechanics

() You are embarrassed of your first name

() You like using initials

(X) You have multiple items in your coat

(X) Every time you speak, you get cut off

Total: 3

Beth:

() You are a wannabe at times

(X) You have a best friend

(X) You wear/used to wear braces (used to)

(X) Singing is one of your hobbies

() You easily fall for the eye candy

() One of your favorite colors is pink

() You work on a farm

Total: 3

Brick:

() You/your family has a military background

(X) You follow a moral code

(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family

() You are rather athletic

() You STINK at fashion design

(X) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others

() You’re scared of the dark, as well as it’s noises

() You have the “need to be dominated”

Total: 3

Bridgette:

() You surf

() You’re a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(X) Animal cruelty is wrong to you

() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

(X) You get along with everybody

Total: 3

Cameron:

() You’re under 100 pounds

() You have lived in a bubble

() You have overprotective parents

(X) You’re not the most athletic person out there

(X) You’re a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an “expendable player”

() You wore diapers until a late age

() (IF A GUY) You’re mistaken for a girl

Total: 2

Cody:

(X) You love technology (especially if it works with me)

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/boys

() You are a quick healer

() You easily get sun burn

() You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

() You play the keyboard

(X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you (although I’m not too picky)

Total: 2

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

(X) You get mad easily

() Everything is important to you

() You are/were on the Student Council

(X) Everything turns out wrong for you

() You fall for the delinquents/criminals

() You’ve once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Total: 3

DJ:

() You love animals

(X) Everybody loves you

(X) You’ve been raised right

(X) Everybody is your friend (well, for the most part)

() You are happy most of the time

() You never get mad

() You get scared easily

() Group hugs are cuddly

Total: 3

Dakota:

() You’re addicted to fame

() You love pink

() You are a major fashion phonon

() You usually wear shades

() Your parent(s) are majorly rich

() You’re attracted to nerds

(X) You and your phone are inseparable

() You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 1

Dawn:

() You are a wicca/witch

() You can read auras

() You love nature and communicating with animals

(X) You are very short (Does 5’3” count?)

() You can levitate

() You know how to levitate

(X) You don’t really care about money

() You are able to detect positive/negative energy

Total: 2

Duncan:

() You have/had a Mohawk

() You’ve been to jail/prison

() You love skulls and crossbones

() You have piercings

() Green is one of your favorite colors

(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

() You pick on dorks

() You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Total: 1

Eva:

(X) You often lift weights (though I haven’t as of late)

() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

() You’ve been through anger management

(X) You are competitive

() You can lift anything

() Happiness is not your forte

(X) You often don’t fall in love too easily

() You’re never happy

Total: 3

Ezekiel:

() You’re homeschooled

() You’re a misogynist

() You have/had/wear a toque

(X) You often say “eh”

(X) You wear a sweatshirt almost every day

() You pick your nose often

() You have no friends

() You are pale

Total: 2

Geoff:

() You love parties

() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

() You often make out most of the day

() You wear a cowboy hat

() You’re the youngest sibling in your family

() One of your nicknames is “Party Girl” or “Party Boy”

() You are invited to all of the parties

() You skateboard

Total: 0 (How lucky can one guy be?)

Gwen:

() You’re Goth

() You have highlights

() You wear blue lipstick

() You wear fishnets and black

() You make the first move

() Preppy things tick you off

(X) Annoying things irk you up

Total: 1

Harold:

() You can be a pervasive sicko at times

(X) You often say “Boo-yah” or “Yes”

() You’re a dork

() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

(X) You read comics

() You breathe loud

() You get picked on most of the time

() You save chewed gum

Total: 2

Heather:

() You’re the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader

() You often lie about being nice sometimes

(X) You often get embarrassed

() Weird people make you mad

() You break couples up

() You often call people “losers”

() You are never trusted

Total: 1

Izzy:

() You’re crazy/psycho

() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

() You’re a redhead

(X) Fire is your addiction (not in a pyro sort of way, though)

(X) You love acting silly (when I get the chance)

(X) You run a lot

() You want to be called by your nickname

(X) You’ve camped out in the woods

Total: 4

Jo:

() You’re a tomboy

() You are EXTREMELY athletic

() You don’t think anyone is better than you

() You aren’t the most attractive person

() You HATE the beauty queen

() You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin

() Your favorite accessory is a whistle

() (IF A GIRL) You’re mistaken for a guy

Total: 0

Justin:

() You’re the eye candy

() People often stare at you

() People faint when they see you

() You lie to most people

() Beauty is a talent to you

(X) You once/often get photo shots (once)

() You don’t care about anything but beauty

() You’re gorgeous

Total: 1

Katie:

(X) You have a BFFFL (not by term, more by definition)

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You’re pretty

() You’re often sweet

() You blush easily

() You wear pigtails

(X) You listen to pop music

(X) You’re skinnier than your friends (well, most of them)

Total: 3

LeShawna:

() You’re the ghetto girl

() You wear baby T’s

(X) You easily get ticked off

(X) You love winning

() You have a great taste in style

() You know how to dance

() Rap is one of your favorite music genres

() You often wear hoop earrings

Total: 2

Lightning:

() You talk in the third person

() You can’t tell the difference between genders sometimes

(X) You tend to add something before words

() You’re apparently attractive to the opposite gender

(X) You’re an overachiever

() You have protein powder

() You believe in teams of one

() You often call people “losers”

Total: 2

Lindsay:

() You are/were a blonde

() You’re dumb

() You take gymnastics

() Your breasts are big

() You’re a “Daddy’s Girl”

() You fall for the jocks

() Your eyes are blue

() Makeup looks pretty on you

Total: 0 (Thank goodness)

Mike:

() You have a mental disorder

(X) You have said you are an actor

() You like two people at the same time

() You talk in your sleep

() You have a therapist/psychiatrist

(X) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy

() You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

(X) You’re willing to risk your life for the one you love

Total: 3

Noah:

() You are a bookworm

() Your IQ is off the charts/high

(X) You’re in Honors classes

() Sports aren't your forte

(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (sarcastic)

(X) You’re quiet

() You’ve accidentally kissed someone of the same gender

() You don’t like parties

Total: 3

Owen:

() You’re overweight

() You pass gas a lot

() You can burp the ABC’s

(X) Everyone loves you

(X) You love adventure (one of the quirks of living in a sleepy little town)

() You’re out of shape

(X) You love to eat (comes with my bloodline)

(X) You often say things about historic people/places

Total: 4

Sadie:

(X) You have a BFFFL

() You’re chubby

() You cry without your best friend

(X) You accidentally do things wrong

() You do everything with your best friend

() You easily cry

() You love to squeal

(X) You often do things wrong (Isn’t that the same thing?)

Total: 3

Sam:

(X) You love video games

() You have embarrassed yourself on your only date

() You have cat-like reflexes

() You are in love with somebody TOTALLY out of your league

() You are a couch potato

() You have a “circus thumb”

() You sometimes speak in video-game talk

() You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

Total: 1

Scott:

() You LOVE manipulating people

() You’re a poser

() You like to whittle

() Animals don’t like you

() You don’t like animals

() You have a lucky item

() You're a ginger

() You have freckles covering you

Total: 0 (Good thing, too!)

Sierra:

() You’re a stalker

() You dye your hair

() You’re obsessively in love

(X) You’re a huge fan

() You have stalker parents

() You’ve been unfairly out of a game

() You wear your hair in a braid

Total: 1

Staci:

() You have a long ancestry

() You are a compulsive liar

(X) You talk incessantly

() You are rather overweight

() You are annoying to most people

() You have trouble swimming

() You have been bald at one point

() You don’t have many friends

Total: 1

Trent:

(X) You play/played the guitar

() You often wear green

() You’ve been heartbroken

() Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You’re still looking for that special someone

() You act weird sometimes

() You easily fall in love

Total: 3

Tyler:

() You suck at sports

() You often wear red

() You wear a head bandana

() You wear sweat clothes

() You’re tall

(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes

(X) You have a fear of an animal

(X) You think you’re strong when you really aren't at times

Total: 3

Zoey:

() You wear stuff in your hair

(X) You’re an only child

() You don’t have many friends, but wish to make friends

() You like retro fashions/music

(X) You enjoy the theater

() You have seen your crush go out with someone else

(X) You are generally nice, but have a tough side

() Someone else has called you the “prettiest person in the group”

Total: 3

Well what do you know? I’m most like Izzy and Owen! It’s kind of funny since they’re my two top favorite characters to begin with. But at the same time it’s kind of scary. LOL! Now that I think about it, I actually do see a little bit of these two in me heh-heh. I know, it’s creepy, eh?

Personality Survey

Loser
You don’t have very many friends.
Often times, teachers forget your name.
You were always picked last for kickball
You don’t like to talk a lot. (Well, half the time.)
You tend to avoid mass social activities.
You don’t participate in any extracurricular activities.
All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
Your friends have blown you off before.
You sit alone in most of your classes.
You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
You eat alone at lunch. (Usually homework-related.)

Total: 5

Party Girl/Boy
Let’s face it, you like to party.
You party every other weekend.
Or every weekend?
You’ve been going to frat house parties since early high school.
You’re the defending beer bong champion.
You know the best hook-ups in the state or world.
Everybody who’s anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
You’ve hooked up at parties.
You spend time getting ready for parties.
You’ve passed out from being too drunk.
You’ve partied all night.
You’ve snuck out of the house to party.
Actually, your parents really don’t care if you party or not.
You’re pretty much nocturnal.
You like to go clubbing.
You and your friends always party hop.
You’ve crashed a party before.
One way or another, you’ve wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.
You’ve thrown up from drinking too much.
You’ve done something that you regret at a party.
You can dance.
You’re friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total: 7

Scene Kid

You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokémon. (Dinosaurs.)
You idolize Jeffree Starr.
People have called you scene before.
You spend at least an hour gtting ready to take pictures of yourself for your MySpace.
You have a mirror pic.
You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
You enjoy going to shows.
You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
Your hair is multicolored.
You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
You mosh.
You often mix vintage with modern.
Your MySpace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
All of your friends are scene.
You don’t know many of the people on your friends list in person.
You have angled pictures of yourself.
You enjoy photography.

Total: 4

Prep

You pop the collar.
You won’t go near the Goths.
You own at least one thing from a designer store.
You are very clean cut.
You are squeamish.
People have called you preppy before. (Only as a compliment.)
You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume. (Cologne.)
You have a lot of money.
You know who LC is.
You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
You’re afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
You carry a purse wherever you go.
You do not leave the house without make up.
You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total: 4

Band Geek

You have played an instrument before.
You still play an instrument.
You are/were in regular Band.
You are/were in Jazz Band.
You are/were in Marching Band.
Most of your friends are in band.
The band room/band hall is your second home.
You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
You aspire to be a drum major.
You’ve made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
Band is your favorite class.
You have been to band camp.
You walk in step with all your friends.
You talk about band constantly.
You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
You hate rap music. (For the most part.)
Marching season is your favorite time of year.
When you go to football games, you don’t really pay attention to the game itself.
Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
You know it’s not about the bloods and the crips—it’s the brass and the woodwinds.

Total: 4

Thespian

You have seen a school play.
You have seen a Broadway musical.
You like to act.
You have participated in a school play.
You have participated in a play outside of school.
You have gone to the thespian conference.
You get ticked off when people make that thespian “Did you say lesbian?” joke.
You have done tech.
You know that you don’t touch anyone else’s props.
You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
You have been to a cast party.
You are in a thespian troupe.
You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
You know who Indina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
At one point in your life, you were obsessed.
You do not have a personal bubble.
You actually understand Shakespeare.
You know how to put on stage make up.
You have been a lead.
You met a lot of your better friends through theater.

Total: 6

Overachiever

You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
You have a part-time job.
You have straight A’s.
You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
You don’t procrastinate.
You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
You do not have very much down time.
You are very organized.
You always have a thousand things going on at once.
You are in a relationship.
You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
You are/were on Student Council.
You are/were the class president.
You are/were a class officer.
You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
People have told you that you didn’t have a life.
You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total: 6

Slacker

Your grades are slipping.
You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
You do a lot of things half-done.
You are an overall procrastinator.
You like to sleep.
It takes you ages to turn in your job applications.
You are often late to school/work.
You don’t turn in a lot of your work.
You spend much of your time watching TV, the computer, or Facebook. You could be doing something more productive.
You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
You could walk, but you’ll just drive.
You have fallen asleep during class before.
Friends have called you lazy.
Life is hard when you lose the remote and you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
When you hang out with friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total: 4

Goth

Your wardrobe mostly consists of black things.
When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
You think tattoos are hot.
You think odd piercings are hot.
You don’t get along with your parents.
You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
You’ve styled your hair in liberty spikes.
Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
You like to write dark poetry. (Only a couple are dark.)
You are into/interested in S&M.
You have a pair of oversized black pants.
At one point in your life, you like Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and Happy Tree Friends.
You listen to grunge.
You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
You smoke cigarettes.
You date other Goths.
You don’t really care what people think about you.
Overly happy people scare you.
You like black make up and nail polish best.

Total: 7

Nerd

You actually study for tests and quizzes.
You have straight A’s.
You haven’t had any luck with the opposite gender.
You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
You over-analyze jokes to the point they aren’t funny anymore.
Your mom buys your clothes for you.
You actually answer the questions in class.
You sit front row in center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
You miss school during the summer.
You wear your pants at your waist.
You prefer sweat pants to jeans.
You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you and copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
You’ve noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (I've corrected them, BTW.)
People always cheat off you during tests.
Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. (I do, actually, ‘cause the lunches at my high school were inedible.)
You were/should be wearing glasses/contacts.

Total: 7

Garage Band Junkie

You play the guitar.
You have been in a garage band before.
You’re still in a garage band.
You think your band is going to make it big someday.
You play shows almost weekly.
You play the drum set.
You sing vocals for a band.
You write your own lyrics.
You spend hundred on amps and microphones.
You band has a MySpace page.
You have been in multiple garage bands.
You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
You have participated in a battle of the bands.
Your band has been signed.
You have taken guitar classes at school.
You have played at the same venue multiple times.
You would rather make it big than have to go to colleges.
You have musical talent. (Not to brag or anything.)
You have groupies.
You’ve made T-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total: 2

Gangsta

You actually are black.
You know who the bloods and the crips are.
You wear rags.
You actually grew up in the ghetto.
You can freestyle.
You drive down the street blaring your music.
Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
You can break dance.
You say the N-word a lot.
You talk too fast for people to understand you.
You are pretty chill with life.
You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
Old school rap is the best.
You know that Tupac will never die.
You wear bling.
You have/want a custom grill.
You have custom rims on your tires.
You are actually in a gang.
You are always big pimpin’.

Total: 3

Emo

You often have trouble convincing people that you aren’t emo.
You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
You flip your hair often.
You have dark-rimmed glasses.
You have hurt yourself on purpose.
If you’re a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
You don’t really smile too often.
You never smile in pictures.
You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
You’re too much of a * to be a Goth.
You own a lot of band T-shirts.
You go to a lot of shows.
You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
It doesn’t take very much to make you cry.
You have played all the Emo Games.
You have worn black eyeliner before.
You own a bandanna in which you wear in your hair.
You have dark hair.
You love the emo song.
You say stuff like “I feel like my heart’s being ripped out” and all that.

Total: 3

Skatepunk

You own a skateboard.
You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
You know that World Industry and Element aren't just clothing lines.
You have vandalized public property.
You have T.P.’d/ egged somebody’s house before.
You have been yelled at for littering.
You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
You listen to punk rock.
Girls on skateboards are hot.
You stick it to the man.
You own skater shoes.
You watch MTV2, not MTV.
You enjoy crude humor.
Forget school, let’s do crazy stuff.
You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
You pretty much live at the skate park.
Hygiene does not concern you.
Skater boys are attractive.

Total: 1

Metalhead

Most people are scared of your music.
A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
You hate emo kids.
You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
Slipknot isn’t really metal.
You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre.
You hate pop and rap.
You spend your money on music-related stuff.
Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
You curse a lot.
You can name at least five sub-genres of metal.
You wore black converses before they became emo.
At least one of your favorite bands thinks they’re Vikings.
You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.

Total: 2

Err, okay, I guess I’m really a nerdy Goth who likes to party. . . . What are the odds of that?

List of Favorite Media Quotes:

“Stick around!”—Alan “Dutch” Schaefer, Predator

“You don’t know the power of the Dark Side.”—Darth Vader, Star Wars saga

“Destroy the Sith, we must.”—Yoda, Star Wars saga

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”—Alexa Woods, Alien vs. Predator

"And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! . . . I have no idea where I'm going."—Omi, Xiaolin Showdown

"I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favorite meal and I—"
"EVERY meal is your favorite meal, Clay!"
“I can’t believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!”—Clay Bailey, Kimiko Tohomiko, and Raimundo Pedrosa, Xiaolin Showdown

“So not the drama.”—Kim Possible

“Boo-yah!”—Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible

“I’m calling in the cavalry.”—Royce, Predators

“. . . And all your yakking is keeping my mind off the Escaped Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook!”
“Great balls of fire! That’s it! The Psycho Killer! Remember how he left the woods to hack apart the couple who were making out!?”
“But we’re not making out.”
“Oh. Yeah.”
“. . . You wanna make out?”
“Yes! Oh!”—Izzy and Owen, Total Drama Island

“Dude! That was not cool!”—DJ, Total Drama Island

“Do you know how a Raven is like a writing desk? . . . Down with Bloody Big-Head!”—Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland, 2010

“Eh, what’s up, doc?” “Ain’t I a stinker?”—Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes

“Don’t ever call me . . . doll!”—Lola Bunny, Looney Tunes/Space Jam

“You’re despicable.”—Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes

“Yeah, man!”—Mowgli, The Jungle Book

“You better believe it.”—Baloo, The Jungle Book

“Better out than in, I always say.”—Shrek

“I’m going ghost!”—Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom

“No! No! NO! Don’t just hork it down!”
“Too late.”—Remy and Emile, Ratatouille

“AHHH! Styrofoam! Tuck and roll!”
". . . Tuck and what!?"—Bolt and Mittens, Bolt

“I always thought that the size of a man's feet was a sign of virility.”
"Really? I always thought it was the number of newspapers piled up outside his motel door."—Rose Nylund and Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls

“Ma, I’m going to ask you a question, and however you answer, I’ll believe you. Did you tell John Laretti to go away the night of my senior prom because you didn't like the way he was dressed?”
". . . Well—"
"Liar!"—Dorothy Zbornak and Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls

“You can open your eyes now, Mayor. It’s all over.”
“Yuck! It’s all over—my street!”—Commander Ulysses Feral and Mayor Manx, SWAT Kats

“Look at him—he’s pathetic without us. . . . Shut up, Spalding!”—Alex, Madagascar

“Hey, don’t you be callin’ me cuckoo in the head!”—Marty, Madagascar

“Don’t you make me come up there or I’ll get the whuppin’ on both y’all!”—Gloria, Madagascar

“Get me out of this thing—right now!”—Melman, Madagascar

“He’s turning savage.”—Mort, Madagascar

“You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.”—Skipper, Madagascar

“I’m not a big fat Panda. I’m the big fat Panda.”—Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Uh-oh."
"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a waterfall."
"E-yep."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
". . . Bring it on."—Pacha and Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove

"What in Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins is going on!?"—Daggett, The Angry Beavers

“WOOOOO! Jump back—kiss myself!”—Buck, Home on the Range

“I’m smarter than the average Bear!”—Yogi Bear

“The Ranger isn’t gonna like it.”—Boo-Boo, Yogi Bear

“He’s gonna laugh himself sick. I hope.”—Huckleberry Hound

"Laundry day . . . is a very dangerous day."—Rocko, Rocko's Modern Life

"Hi Heff, what's new?"
"Oh you know, Spunky's been possessed by a vengeful spirit of a failed thirteenth century horde leader bent on my destruction. You know how that can be."—Filbert and Heffer, Rocko's Modern Life

"Hey pal, get your buns out of my eyes!"—Filburt, Rocko's Modern Life

“Safeties disabled; combat mode engaged.” “I’ll kill you if I have to!”—Cyrax, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Ancestors give me strength!”—Nightwolf, Mortal Kombat 2011

“I make this look easy!”—Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat 2011

“I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way!”—Sonya Blade, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Thunder take you!”—Raiden, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Show me what you can do.”—Liu Kang, Mortal Kombat 2011

“For the Shaolin!”—Kung Lao, Mortal Kombat 2011

“This fight will be your last!”—Sub-Zero, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Where there is smoke, there is fire.”—Smoke, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Bring it!”—Jax, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Vengeance will be mine!”—Scorpion, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Police brutality coming up!”—Kurtis Stryker, Mortal Kombat 2011

“Let’s see what you’re made of.”—Kabal, Mortal Kombat 2011

“You are pathetic and weak!”—Sindel, Mortal Kombat 2011

“We are many; you are but one.”—Ermac, Mortal Kombat 2011

“You will learn respect!”—Kitana, Mortal Kombat 2011

“This will be easy!”—Jade, Mortal Kombat 2011

". . . What . . . is that?"
"I . . . don't . . . know."
"Is that . . . cheese?"
"Don't touch it—it might bite back!"
". . . Eat it!"
"Huh? No way!"
"What? It's just cheese."
"With an afro!"—Mac and Bloo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"All right, after this lesson, you'll never get beat up at school again."
"I'm not going to school anymore."
"Don't say that. School's very important. If you drop out, you won't get anywhere in life. You'll just hang around the house all day, eating and watching TV."
"But I wanna be like you."
". . . I don't know whether to laugh or cry."—ALF and Bryan Tanner, ALF

"I'll settle this, or my name is 'Mud.' "
" 'Mud' should be back any minute now."
". . . Hello, my name is Mud."
"We were expecting you."—Jon Arbuckle and Garfield, Garfield & Friends

"How come you never got married?"
"'Cause I like meat too much."
"You can be married, and still eat a lot of meat."
". . . I didn't know that."—Freakazoid and Cosgrove, Freakazoid

“Now that’s comedy!”—Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs

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