Hello, My name is Roxie, the pansexual partner of Dr Frank n Furter, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse Five

I'm all about those classics

Best birthday gift: Being born

Worst Nightmare: Non-Canon pairings (Get that Drmione out or whatever the hell it is! I almost couldn't write the invalid spelling the crap's so bad!)

Political stance: Romione and Puckabrina, because I need release!

Favourite food: Human thigh

Favourite colour: Gray...'s Anatomy is one of the best books out there you'll ever find about human anatomy...

IRL Sexual: Male Virgin (Because you didn't already know that?)

Favourite narrative techniques: In media res, stream of consciousness.

Current Revelations: Some people say it's easier to fight a guy; he has a dick, right? But you could finger the girl and knock them out in their state of euphoria. (ecstasy if it's consensual and you AREN'T knocking them out)

Please, bring me to Alcatraz before I blow my- I, um, uh, kill myself. ;}

Even though I have Puckabrina and Romione up there, doesn't mean I don't endorse other stories, like Hinny and other bullcrap.

Favourite quotes:

Jack O' Neill- 'You ended that sentence with a preposition! bastard!'

Julie Kagawa- 'Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a pot of kiss-my-ass?'

Hermione Granger moaning in pleasure during HBP to herself- 'Ron!'

Ronald Weasley's thoughts on Hermione being harmed- 'NOOOOO!!'

Me- 'Sometimes methinks people might judge me for saying something... then I remember nobody really cares about you, not in the long run.'

Me- 'Let's go human traffickin- wrong place... Prostitution is not pollution/Prostitution is the solution'

The Baker's Wife- 'Sometimes, people leave you halfway through the woods...' (Brings a tear to my eye, loved the musical)

Madame Thenadier- '...'