I'm not entirely sure why it is I'm making this profile.

... I suppose it's because I need something to do while I wait for the waiting period to expire.

And perhaps... for shameless advertisement!

That's my sporking account, where I make fun of YOU guys.

Hypocritical? Maybe a little. Hopefully I don't write badfics, though.

Hopefully. I mean, I'm not going to get ahead of myself here.

I'm well aware that I'm not going to have Canterbury Tales-grade literature pop out of my butt.

But hopefully you'll enjoy it. If not, then you can go a brick somewhere else. I don't really care.

I'm not writing fanfiction looking for praise. It's something to do, and it passes the time.

... Plus I want to post to see if maybe even one of my pieces will get sporked. That would be fun... in an odd way.

Ah, but how I've rambled! Isn't my user I.D. oh-so-appropriate?

Anywho, in short I suppose I hope you enjoy the work. That would be an added bonus.

If you don't then you can whine about it if you want. Whether or not I pay attention is another matter.