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Joined 09-21-08, id: 1698778, Profile Updated: 01-30-09

LIKES??: er... MUSIC?... spoons?... SANTA?!

Dislikes?: um... RAP!! rap sucks penis. and... Onions.

Music: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!, The used. Sum 41, Hawthorn heights, 30 seconds to mars, Flyleaf, Godsmack, Disturbed, Evanescence, Red Jumpsuit apparatus, Three days grace, AFI, HIM, Aerosmith, Cinema Bizarre, Linkin park, Simple Plan, Tokio hotel, Metalica, Second hand serenade, Metro station, Cascada, Medic droid, September, Foo fighters, The bravery, The killers, Silver Chair, Nirvana, Slipknot, Sour stone, Muse, Hawk nelson, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Maine, Paramore, Panic! At the disco, Escape the fate, Bless the fall, Bullet for my valentine, Marilyn manson, Fefe Dobson, Cute Is What We aim for, All American Rejects, Twisted sister, ACDC, Survivor, Led zeppelin, Five finger death punch, Armor for sleep,Avenged sevenfold, We The Kings, Kill Hannah, Papa roach, Zombie ghost train, OTEP

Friends: I dont get it...

Eye color: ... Do i have to tell u? YES!! NEVER!!TELL THEM!! sigh fine... Brown pukes

Favorite book/movie/TV show: Book: er... Leap day/ Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas and Sweeny Todd/ TV show: ROCK OF LOVE!!

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The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.

2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee

3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely

5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats

6. Thou shall strike violent poses

7. Thou shall stay out of the light

8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood

9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses

10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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Time for Control by seventeenforeverr reviews
Bella is starting art school. Edward is a sucessful business man. When they first meet, she hates him. Can this change? When bella loses her job and needs money, she wont turn to her parents. Alice hooks her up and who is her boss? OOC All human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,752 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
No shirt No shoes No Edward by stemilie69 reviews
Charlie kicked me out, Jacob kicked me out too. I'm dancing at a gents club. Nothing could go wrong but then he has to show up. read and review! i have no idea where i should go with this. its better than it sounds. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Prince On A White Horse by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete