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"Our dear leader

Who art in Kevin

Pickens be thy name

Thy sims expire

In thy ring of fire

On earth as it is in the basement

Give us this day our daily breadsticks
And boregive us our overused comments
As we brutalize those who did nothing against us
And lead us not into amnosia
But deliver us from narrators

In the name of the Fecker
And of the Grim
And of the PS2 Hagrid

Amen"

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Like Father, Like Son - TF2 Fanfiction by SorryCracked reviews
When Scout joined Reliable Excavation Demolition, he never would've guessed that he would have encountered the most snootiest and frustrating person had had ever met, the RED Spy. The Spy liked nothing more than to insult the newest mercenary and there was no way that Spy was Scout's dad. Yup, 1000% no way. Nope, no reason for Spy to be his dad, well at least Scout hoped so.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Medic, Scout, Spy, Gray Mann
Emergency Procedure by Big J Bonk reviews
Medic finally realizes where Archimedes has gone, and the poor Scout is going to suffer for it. Oneshot. Now with cover.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Medic, Scout, Archimedes - Complete
Silent Lucidity by esmtz reviews
Queensryche. Nick says he hates Ellis, but does he? What happens when he thinks he's lost him forever? NickxEllis WARNING: MALE ON MALE you have been warned COMPLETE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,594 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Deep Breath by Westward reviews
If he had paid better attention, Nick would have known that Ellis couldn't swim.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
Hotels, Cars & Hicks by pumpkaboo
A young Nick is on a gambling trip down South, and books into hotel for the night only to find he shouldn't have left his car alone with the top down. Chapter 1: Young adult Nick. Kid Ellis & Keith. Chapter 2: Nick, Ellis, Coach, Rochelle- set during the events of L4D2.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ellis, Nick, Keith - Complete
Ignorance Leads to Temptation by vvrules21 reviews
Two years after the infection, Nick is now in control of his predecessor's mafia. Can he keep control of himself when Ellis is brought to him forcefully? Most importantly is Ellis safe from Nick's own trusting men? NELLIS SLASH! Nick and Ellis belong to Valve.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
What Could I do? by wofflekins reviews
Everyone finds themselves in a tough situation with Ellis. Nick feels guilty for what he didn't do for him and the trouble everyone put Ellis in. Involves character death. Not necessarily Nellis. Can if you want it to be. :P
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
Last One In by Redundant Goddess reviews
The usual safe house reaching ritual is broken when they realise they've left someone behind...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Mortality by TheMillionthMind
Upon reaching New Orleans, the survivors realize the military has started shooting non-infected humans, and a psychological battle ensues. Slight Nick/Ellis. Rated high for blood, cursing, and tiny hints of slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Already8 by Pure BoNK reviews
Nick and Ellis are separated from the group after a tragic death of one of the original survivors, bringing them much closer than Nick felt he'd ever wanted. NxE, FxE, and possibly more. Slash, Violence, and THE MIDNIGHT FLIPPIN' RIDERS!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Innocence and Instinct by CorkyTheGuar reviews
Nick and Ellis get separated from Coach and Rochelle. As the two men fight to rejoin them, Ellis struggles with his desire for Nick's acceptance while Nick struggles with the realization that he is starting to care about someone other than himself.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Those Who Remember
Arthur was on his way to Mr Cutty's butchery, he wanted to inform him of Edmund's condition when- "Did you hear about Mrs Sapper? She found a bomb buried in her garden! Lucky it didn't blow her up." He paused momentarily, although he never heard the lady's name, he knew exactly what the wellie was talking about. Really, how often was it that he saves an old lady by accident?
We Happy Few - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,076 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/26 - Arthur H., Bobby, Red Bobby