i have become lazy. please be patient cause i will update when i have time and get inspiration. thankyou

gemini

Australian

board very easily

loves grusem movies

about me

love

- reading

- TV

- Hanging out with friends

- gardening

- going on the computer to read

- shopping

- sleeping

hate

- getting yelled at

- cleaning

- getting told to stop reading

- parents that control your life

- backstabing friends

books i am reading at the moment

- dark academy (gabriella poole)

books i want to read

- Vampire books

- P C Cast books

29 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike

English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive." -Unknown

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, came back." -Unknown

"Don't upset me I'm running out of places to put the bodies." - Unknown

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -Unknown

"Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over." -Unknown

"When people insult people you love, ignore them. When they insult a book you love, fight them till the death" -Melanie Peterson

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi

If you are like Fang, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

8 ways you know you're from the 21st century:

1.You haven't played solitare on cards in years. (played with real cards the other day cos i could not find a computer)

2.You can nevagate a computer better then your parents.

3.Letter or phone? PHONE ALL THE WAY!!

4.You would rather read on the computer then read a book. (but i still have over 200 books)

6.You're smiling and nodding cause it's true.

7.You didn't realize number 5 is missing.

8.You looked back up to check and now you are laughing at yourself

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (nudge, sister talks way to much)

4. You claim you have wings.

5. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

6. You daydream about meeting the flock.

7. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

8. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

9. You study about birds.

10. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

11. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

12. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

13. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

14. You are counting down the days for the next book.

15. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

16. You hate dog crates.

17. You think scientists are evil.

18. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

19. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

20. You've found a new respect for blind people.

21. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

22. You think you have a Voice like Max.

23. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

24. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

25. You know what 'Fax' is.

26. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

27. You claim to have brain attacks.

28. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

29. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

30. You daydream of flying.

31. You love chocolate chip cookies.

32. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

33. If you want to become a writer because of MR

34. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

35. If you love Fan-fiction.

36. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

37. You want a talking dog.

Life movie

Steps

1. Open up itunes and put it on shuffle

2. Chose 1 song then press next

3. Write that song down under the first heading

4. Press next and write it down under the next heading

5. Continue to do that for all headings

Do not cheat.

Opening credits

Bonnie and Clyde – Beyonce

Birth

Please take me home – Blink182

First day of school

Time won’t let me go - The Bravery

Falling in love

Big girls don’t cry - Fergie

Fight song

Good morning revival – Good Charlotte

Breaking up

Alejandro – Lady Gaga

Getting back together

When your gone - Avril Lavigne

Prom

The river – Good Charlotte

Life

Boulevard of broken dreams – Green Day

Mental breakdown

Another one bites the dust - Queen

Driving

Without me – Eminem

Flashback

Got to be somebody – Nickel Back

Wedding

Holiday – Green Day

Birth of child

Tell me something I don’t know – Selena Gomez

Intermission

Love drunk – Boys Like Girls

Final battle

Pictures of you – The Last Goodbye

Death scene

Just like you – Blink182

Funeral

Diary of Jane – Breaking Benjamin

End credits

Seasons – Good Charlotte

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

I am at the moment writing 3 stories.

I discovered that if I complete the stories before posting them it will get them up quicker and if I run out of ideas no one will be upset and I dont have to worry about what people will comment about if I stop halfway. i have not completed maximum beginings so please be patient.

25th sept 2012: i am still writing maximums beginnings slowly. i have wrote the next 2 chapters but i will not be updating till i have almost finished but dont worry i will update soon.

if anyone notices any mistakes in any of my stories please tell me.

Enjoy the story/s