Hello everyone, I have an announcement to make. :) Yes I did drop off the face of the earth temoprarily but now I am back and I'm not going to stop my stories-so don't panic or anything ;). I've been having a lot of trouble with computers, laptops, and internet for the past year but my issues are being resolved, slowly, so I'm going to start writing again. Also, my currently in-progress stories might have to be rewritten but I promise that Jasmine Roses is the first priority that I have.

Much Love,

Dragon-Rose

Call me Charlie, please or Bee...either one is good. ;D

I'm a girl, duh.

Age: Hm...guess ;p

Nicknames: Nasumi, Mousie, Bunny, Hay-Hay(which is extremely iritating), Bella(from Twilight), and many many more because my friends have an obsession with giving me countless nicknames that annoy me to no end. I might have the same problem with giving them annoying nicknames... :D

Favorite animals: mice, rabbits/bunnies, weasels, ferrets, merekats, otters, snakes, and dolphins.

Favorite Mythical creatures: Dragons(obviously), Griffins, Phoenixes, Vampires, and Werewolves.(starts laughing) Sorry just there is a really funny story about those last two...you see my friend who has an account on here,XxKuro-koneko-nyaxX, we believe is a Vampire (or at least has vampire-like tendencies) and another one of my friends we swear is a Werewolf (or just has werewolf-like tendencies). For any of you Twilight fans another really funny thing about these two is they fight a lot and occasionally (please note the sarcasm) they will call each other 'bloodsucker' and 'dog' it really is funny.

Fav animes - Naruto and Tokyo Mew Mew.

Fav books - Twilight and Harry Potter(the very definition of awesomeness).

Fav shows - BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER(Buffy&Angel, Xander&Anya(even if she irritates me, she's amusing), Willow&Oz(he is made of awesomeness), Willow&Tara)! And CHARMED (Piper&Leo, Cole&Phoebe, Paige&Henry)! And ANGEL(Gunn&Fred; die Cordy die! B&A forever! Cuz in a way, they're married! so nuh!), of course! THAT 70's SHOW (ZENNIE'S FOREVA!!! Eric&Donna, Jackie&Hyde(Cuz Dollface&Puddin Pop are meant to be), Fez&Laurie(cuz they were funny) Brooke&Kelso, oh and Red&Kitty)

Sometimes I tell stories 'cause I think they have a point...but then I get to the end and realize I was just rambling. Then I think...Damn!

The Levels of Insanity
1. Talks to self.
2. Argues with self.
3. Loses argument with self.
4. Is no longer speaking to self.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY - stay up and plot your revenge. :)

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense.

They never suspect the short one. (Unless they're my friends, they suspect short people the most, don't know why. Stupids.)

It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do, wish I was.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

And now some very funny and very weird conversations between me and my friends.

My friend Julia was drawing when I started slowly creeping up from the floor to look at the drawing...'almost dere.' I thought. (Yeah I'm weird...I know.)

"What are you doing?" she asked me like I had gone crazy...I probably had.

"Uh...Nothing?"

"Sure..." and she went back to drawing.

I was sitting on the red equipment at school talking to one of my friends when Julia sneaked up behind me and poked me in the sides.

"Squeak!!" and I fell backwards and she grabbed me so I wouldn't fall and said to our werewolf-like friend(she'd kill me if she ever saw that I wrote that),"You know...she's heavy." I just glared at her and said,"Let. Go. Of. Me!" and she did and I fell on my head.

(Prue: that explains so much. Me: Shut up!)

"I meant put me down slowly not drop me!" I yelled at her

(Julia: Actually it was more like you squeaked it at me. Me: I did not!)

"Well I didn't think you would fall on your head..." she trailed off,"are you okay?"

"No I am not!" I yelled again and fell back onto the ground

(I had sat up at some point but I don't know when. Julia: It was probably around the time you stared squeaking at me.)

I was just laying there minding my own business until Julia poked me with a stick. Who pokes somebody with a stick?!

"What...are you doing?" I asked.

"Checking to see if you're dead."

I was ranting (I don't know what it was about) and noticed that Julia was ignoring me..."Ane-chan are you listening to me?!"

"No."

I tilted my head to the side and asked,"Ane-chan what are you drawing?" and then she sort of squealed? I'm not really sure what that sound was but it sounded sort of like a squeal...and then she glomped me - this happens a lot so when she hugged (glomped) me and I squeaked nobody looked up. "Why do you always do that?" I whined.

"Because you're so huggable/glompable." she said. "Don't forget squishable." one of my friends said.

"Not helping me!"

"Wasn't trying to."

Me and my friends were eating lunch and talking about who knows what when Julia told us all this riddle, "Okay, so a girl go to her father's funeral and meets a boy there. She likes him so they exchange phone numbers, and he promises to call her. Weeks pass. months pass. No call. So the girl kills her sister. Why?" none of us knew so she said, "because she wanted him to go to her sister's funeral." and I said, "Oh...that makes perfect sense!" and all my friends looked at me like I was insane.

(Prue: That's because you are. Me: Shut up you!)

Erica asked what a psychopath was and we all looked at her exasparatedly and Julia explained, once she was done I asked, "So do you understand what a psychopath is now?" she said yes, so Julia asked,"Then what is a psychopath?" Erica looked around at all of us and got a thoughtful look on her face and then said brightly,"Hayley!"

They all started laughing while I nearly fell out of my chair in shock and once my shock had worn off and my friends stopped laughing they all nodded their heads in agreement and I nearly fell out of my chair again but instead I just said, "Hey! I am not a psychopath!"

"Yes you are." They deadpanned.

"...okay maybe I am just a little psycopathic..."

"A little pychopatic?!"

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

EVERYONE HAS A WILD SIDE but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public

best friends : the ones that you can get mad at only for one hour 'cause you have important stuff to tell them

A best friend is one who can put their problems aside to help you with yours

If your up on the table dancing like a retard ill get up there and dance with ya
If your ballin your eyes out over a heartbreak ill cry with ya
If your laughing till your face turns blue damn right ill be sitting there laughing with ya
If your standing all alone with no one to talk to you, you know ill go stand with ya & talk
But if you are going to jump off a bridge i wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and save your IDIOTIC BUTT!

True friends are the ones you would count if you were only allowed to use one hand.

The true meaning of friends is being able to go out in public dressed like total retards with each other and not give a care in the world what you look like. No matter what people tell u.

want to know if u can trust ur friends? give them a knife and turn around. XD

a friend will save u from a hot, red, bouncy ball being thrown at u in the steam room
but a best friend will throw the hot, red, bouncy ball at your head in the steam room and say 'haha! you cant see me!!"

Friends ask why you're crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Sometimes it's best not to question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag in the river.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a best friend would take yours and say, "RUN BITCH RUN"

Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone.

A stranger stabs you
in the front
A friend stabs you
in the back
A boyfriend stabs you
in the heart
but best friends
only poke each other
with straws

GOOD FRIENDS - Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough - but your [BEST FRIENDS] will look at you trippin over your own two feet & say "bitch, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste that kinda shit."

Okay so. there's this thing called retarded-ness and me & my girls, well...we've gone pro.

We may not be the popular ones, we may not be the jocks, or the preps, but we are the ones you will find having the most fun.

When you call us bitches we look at each other & laugh cuz we knew that way before you did.

We are the type of friends who will laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes because somebody looked at us.

Friendship means waiting half an hour for a friend who's running late, then telling them it's okay that you had to wait that long.

Friends come before boys. You have known your friends longer and you know you can trust them. Most boys break your heart and your friends are usually the ones that make you feel better.

A best friend is someone who finishes your sentences...crys your tears...fights your fights...and is basically the sister you never had :)

We are all a little wierd and life's a little wierd and when we find someone whose wierdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Black Wolf-Dog, Greendayluvr93, XxKuro-koneko-nyaxX, Dragon-Rose-07