Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.

After Frisk has a nightmare, they wind up having a stargazing session with their friends in the backyard. Good thing there aren't any neighbours. (Reader is Frisk.)

In which Papyrus tries to feed a very determined mouse his famous spaghetti, but everything keeps icing over.

Through all things good or bad, in any timeline they might be in, the skeleton brothers Sans and Papyrus will always have each other's back(bones).

Sans is not a fan of mornings or resets. A one-shot on what it takes for him to leave the house at the start of a timeline.

It was too hot in Hotland.

"How many times will you replay this bit looking desperately for a solution?" As many times as it takes for Stanley to get it through this man's head; if anything, Stanley knows more and remembers more about this place than its curator ever will. The Narrator's not the only one with a reset button, after all.

The Batter's demise has pushed itself deep into the past, yet the Judge cannot help but wonder why his emotions continue to waver. Hence nothing remains Except For our Regrets

Some oneshots from 100 themes challenge based on The Stanley Parable. Mostly Stanley/the Narrator, but nothing explicit. Rated T for possible romance and stuff.

Spirit and Stein go out to find the Legendary Sword, Excalibur himself. Based when Stein and Spirit were teenagers and still partners at the DWMA. Hinted Stein/Spirit.

"Death Scythe turns to lead the way down the dim corridor. 'Can't teach you to cook in the entryway.'" Soul and Spirit attempt to bond via cooking.

What if the narrator had to wait 2 days before telling his story?

How would you feel if each day you woke up, went to work, and had a bird shoved down your throat? Valerie knows that feeling. He's a little tired of it. Inspired by BiteWorseThanBark's story Bitter. T for language.

With a few deep breaths to steady himself, he finally looked into the mirror and tried to assess the damage.

Set in the world of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent comes across a new revolutionary device that is set to change the traffic system forever!

Stein has a new experiment that has been consuming him, and Spirit grows jealous of the time that Stein is spending in his research lab; though his mind refuses to acknowledge it as jealousy. Once Stein has finished his experiment, will he be able to help his "favorite test subject" with his problem? Manga based. Eventual yaoi/fluff. Stein/Spirit. A/N inside.

I know I said it a million times, But I'll only stay with you one more night... Spirit's POV, yaoi.

A human and a Betelgeusian meet for the first time in a London Underground station. Random semi-fluff, NON-SLASH. My first HG2TG fic. K for a couple crude words, real and imagined danger, and weirdness. Share and Enjoy! Constructive criticism welcome!

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.

The Vogons have come to destroy Earth. How much would five minutes either way have mattered? Two stories. WARNING: world ends. But you knew that.

This is what you get when you give me Soul Eater and Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer ! I own nothing except the idea of my cruel torment of poor Spirit Albarn... with Dr. Stein's help.

Stein tells his version of the "T'was The Night Before Christmas" explaining an annoying run in by one of the most irritating characters. I own nothing...

Ford discover surprising things about himself and Arthur when the teleport decidedly dropped the Earthman with just the dressing gown. Ford/Arthur established relationship. This is my bad attempt at humor and it's not Brit-picked.

It started with a glass of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster... Ford/Arthur get together and minor Zaphod/Trillian. Quite AU and OOC, I believe.

These are the first six edited chapters of my version of a sixth volume of H2G2 – "Forty-two is the Answer, but what s the Question anyhow?" I sent it in to the publishers around Ed Victor in 2005. They didn t answer, yet they do know well about it!

Arthur Dent has killed Agrajag one too many times and this time Agrajag wants revenge. Agrajag's thoughts and feelings about all of the times he has been murdered by the hands of none other than Arthur Dent. One-shot.

Stein is feeling lost and broken, but as always, Spirit is there to pick up the pieces... Friendship fic, or yaoi, if you squint XD

There were times when Arthur suspected Ford Prefect had been sarcastic about his inability to understand sarcasm.

Acceptance is a long road to travel. Can Spirit, Stein, Maka, & Soul make it through the trials of learning to love...and learning to accept love? SoulxMaka, SteinxSpirit. Some YAOI content. Rating subject to change. Coauthored with StandingOnTheRooftops

The universe has constantly been unfriendly to Arthur Dent, and he's had enough of it. With Ford's help, he intends to find his way out of the universe to be reunited with his long-lost love, Fenchurch.

Oneshot. Marvin seems even more depressed than usual, so Arthur, Ford and Zaphod try to think of a way to cheer him up. My first fic, yay!

Spirit convinces Stein of the virtues of marriage. / Down some sake, squint really hard, and this could be a one-sided SteinxSpirit.

Stein is called to help a depressed Spirit when he finds out about Soul and Maka's relationship. Hints to SoulXMaka.

Ford returns to Earth to find Arthur in love with Fenchurch.

"...he could just make out the shape of Ford Prefect sitting back and laughing wildly."

Very short little one-shot. Ford and Arthur's vacation isn't going as planned.

Zaphod wants to get drunk. Trillian wants to find the Ultimate Question. Ford wants to go somewhere where his life will not be in thirteen different types of danger at the same time. And Arthur... well, Arthur just wants tea. *ON HIATUS*

Unaware of unusual happenings throughout the galaxy, Ford Prefect enjoys a relaxing evening at Milliway's until Zaphod Beeblebrox appears out of nowhere and announces he has found the Question that will change Life, the Universe, and Everything forever.

The random adventures of Ford and Arthur's friendship before the Earth blew up. Sort of a collection of one-shots really.

Arthur asks the big question, and Ford gives him a big answer. One-shot.

Ford/Arthur.

Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others. Ford/Arthur

Spirit worries about his daughter's safety; Stein distracts him.

Chiharu wishes that, even just for once, Yamazaki would be serious. Chiharu/Yamazaki R&R

When Ford is hired as an editor for the Hitchhiker's Guide, he stumbles across a conspiracy to erase history itself. Ford, Arthur, Zaphod, and Trillian reunite in a novel full of excitement, adventure, and really wild things.

Where did Ford Prefect really come from? Why do the media make so much of his aversion to gravy? We have the answers...

A story that needed to be told. A brief extract from Quandary phase from Ford's POV. That tricksy little moment for FordArthur shippers when Ford doesn't seem to give a damn any more. Sad. Sorry.

Arthur is looking for something familiar to cling to with the last little bits of his sanity. What will Ford do to chear him up? Something inadvertently sweet of course. Hint at a slash if you stand on your head and squint.

Due to her concern for Yamazaki’s lack of... motivation, Chiharu decides to take a different approach. What were they doing alone in that empty classroom?

It starts with a rainy day on a resort world. And it just goes downhill from there. Now complete!

A peek into the digital lives of Arthur and Ford. And a few other people they meet on the way. CHAPTER THREE UP.

Ford looks after Arthur when he has the flu. This gives him lots of time to think about the fact that he's probably stuck on Earth for good. Set a few months before the books.

Ford Arthur. Angst.

The day before the end of the world. Arthur reflects on his pointless life.

The End. CHAPTER THREE DONE. FA. RR please. (now complete)

Arthur has problems sleeping and Ford's there to help. FluffyMcflufffluff at the end, weird in the middle. One-shot. FA slash

A little FordArthur drabble. During their stay on prehistoric Earth, Arthur tries to sort out pheromones from hormones.

Ford stares at the stars. Arthur stares at Ford. What are they looking for? Set a few days before the first book- and it's slashy, ooh! PG-13 (when in doubt, raise the rating.)

Just an odd thing I wrote up one night.

I walk in the garden. The squills and daffodils form a gorgeous pattern of gold and azure. In my pink silk kimono embroidered in silver, I too am a pattern of flowers. To wander in a garden when a loved one has been lost.

Sap, WAFF, and pure sticky sweetness. Yamazaki and Chiharu are talking one day...takes place years after the series.

"Isn’t there a little song…" Ford looked up to the ceiling as he searched his memory. "’A kiss is just a kiss’ or something?" Arthur searches for familiarity in a strange universe. Ford has nice eyes.

While sewing the bear that would bound everything together, Chiharu muses over the relationship she holds with Takashi. And finds that there is perfection in every aspect. ChiharuTakashi

Chiharu and Yamazaki fluff. With rose petals and magic and stories.

A waffy Chiharu and Yamazaki short. Version 2.0 up 2002.9