Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.

Upon being revived 10 years after being murdered by Sofia, Subject Delta has to fight his way back to his beloved master Eleanor. However, he is not alone. Upon being reunited, the two Alpha Series Big Daddies must get to their captured daughters before it is too late. Meanwhile, Eleanor wishes for Delta to be more than her father. Burial at Sea connections. AU BioShock 2.

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Sometimes, small things can have unforeseen consequences. Like the butterfly causing an hurricane. Or the nail costing a war. Or the snotling messing around where he shouldn't causing the rise of a different kind of hero... "Awigt den, come have a go, ya gits! Waaaaagggghh!"

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

What if every corporation that provides Pandora with weapons each sends a representative to hunt vaults for them? This is a tale of the Corporate Vault Hunt, where we meet the new corporate vault hunters going on adventures, killing bandits and wildlife, looting the loot, being awesome, and finally reaching their ultimate prize: the Vault. WARNING: It may blow your mind!

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

It had happened many times before, all with the same outcome. The scared sisters, the dark monsters, and the uncle who saved the former from the later. But this time, not all the actors showed up. This time, something else saved the Rose. And now, all who threaten what she strives to protect will learn to fear the crows.

A mixed story/documentation piece describing much of the technology of the ME universe, including that which is only found in the Premiseverse. Some light language and a few morally questionable research descriptions. As with all my documentation type stories, this one is free to use by anyone who needs is.

Blake Cousland, child of Eleanor and Bryce, newly minted Grey Warden, is the only thing that stands between Ferelden and the rampaging hordes of evil. She may be a poor candidate, but on the bright side, Ferelden's already pretty lousy so honestly, probably nobody will even notice the mess.

Remnant is a dangerous world. Humanity is hemmed into small pockets of hope, pressed inwards by the encroaching horrors that lurk in the dark. Yet all a Warpsmith of the 20th legion sees are opportunities.

Natsu had defeated the future rogue and the dragons return to the past. But Ancologia suddenly appear and is destroying the remaining of the capital. All hope was lost until Natsu protecting everyone but with the cost of his life. But got transport into a different world where he is found by Sirzech to become his younger brother and become one the Great Satan. OCC Natsu/Harem/Lemon

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the volus, elcor and yahg. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

Nightmare is dead, destroyed by Seigfreid. But what of his servant? Siggy decides he's going to redeem her. Or something. A bit bdsm especially after ch 9.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

"Tonight, gentlemen and ladies, heretics and faithful, sump dwellers and upper hive, bonded mechanoids and slag rats, tonight we bid you welcome. Tonight we bring you an epic tale of loyalists and the damned, of Chaos Warbands and Imperial Chapters, and of war. Endless burning war. Tonight, gathered scum, we bring the tales of Fulgrims scattered sons. Tonight, we bring the Noise."

Weiss needed a significant other for a meeting between her father and some powerful business people. Sun needed a way to convince Blake to go with him to the school dance. Luckily, Blake has a solution to both problems. Sun pretending to be Weiss' boyfriend wasn't what he or Weiss would have ideally wanted, but how hard could it be? It's not like there were any feelings involved.

Cerberus's take on the SA. Follows the style of the the Cerberus Files for alien races, but this time going into the dark and ugly history of the Systems Alliance, changes in human culture, and details about the government, politics, and more, written by Minsta. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.'

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.

Being forced to carry his innocent sister through a sea of bodies would have broken much older men. For Lelouch, it merely strengthened his resolve. But he was only human, and let his mission slip to one other. Confronted with the possibility of failure and staunch allies in his corner, he swallows his pride and actually prepares himself for his rebellion. AU, harem

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

She didn't want much out of a relationship. Just someone willing to submit to her. Someone willing to love her. Someone...innocent. (Rated M for Smuttiness and general Naughtiness) ((Cover art by Exvnir))

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

The Sole Survivor is kind of a dick. And addicted to chems. But he's got the greatest plan this side of the Commonwealth: put a bullet in every last drug kingpin, raider overlord, and mafia boss in Boston. Hancock thinks it's brilliant. Cait knows they're all going to die. And MacCready still has no idea why he hangs out with these guys. M!SS/Cait. M!SS/MacCready Bromance.

Who's idea was it to give a jinchuuriki almost absolute control over his bones? Why did they think unleashing this kind of danger into the elemental nations was a good idea? Eventual Strong Naruto, Bloodline Naruto.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

"We were betrayed by he who would make himself a God..." The Astartes of the VIII'th Legion "Night Lords" have always been creatures of the night. The servants of the Emperor have good reason to fear the dark...of all the terrors that dwell in it, the sons of the Night Haunter are some of the most sinister and cruel. Gore/Violence and Insanity

When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI

In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?

After a loss on the field of battle a Tau Pathfinder is taken captive by a band of Noise Marines. Will she survive the experience or will the Noise Marines destroy her?

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

One mistake. That's all it took for a once bright, innocent and simple soul to become torn and tortured. Now, the once simple soul is wrong. The young girl in red once filled with such vibrant energy and life is now cold and hollow. Hated and feared by those she loved, she decides not to walk the path of a hero. Instead, she walks her own, and in her wake, leaves naught but madness

Jaune had never been the most observant of people. That all changed the day he unlocked his Semblance. Now, as he arrives at Beacon, Jaune Arc is going to learn more about those around him than he really cares to. Some things are better left as secrets after all. Inspired by: Not This Time Fate, White Sheep, and Professor Arc.

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.

A new age of infocrime has swept the galaxy, and it is threatening the Council's thousand year old stability. Section 9 is at the forefront, solving the cybercrimes whilst a new threat emerges from the horizon...

Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.

The Primarch, who dreams about building a human civilization that is everything the Emperor wants. A world where he can realize his dreams, where he can turn his exceptional intellect and talents to creation. A world where he may find a mortal father figure without an ulterior motive, and true companions. Less than serious, loosely connected snippets.

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

Scattered farther than any other in a unknown environment, one must learn to adapt and change to survive. How to utilize such skills remains to be seen, but efficiency had always been part of the training.

Shirou Emiya died. But this was not the end of his adventure, once again waking up in his workshop the day the Holy Grail War began for him. As he continuously fights, dies and relives his war until he can reach the True End. With his magic growing stronger and his arsenal of weapons ever increasing as he goes on.

Tragedy at the Vytal Tournament leads to discovery as Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance and its ability to go back in time to undo his mistakes. Unfortunately, it only activates upon death. And... Jaune doesn't exactly have the best of memories. Will this knight be able to save his kingdom, and discover the truth behind the name of Arc?

Danzo Shimura had an idea. It was risky, but if all went according to plan, it would be a genius maneuver that would ensure his ideology and legacy would linger on. "I nominate Naruto Uzumaki to fill the position of Godaime Hokage." Thus a new future for Konoha and the blonde jinchuriki was set into motion. INACTIVE CURRENTLY

We all love lemons. Hate lemon, pity lemon, friendship lemon, thank lemon, drunk lemon, CRACK lemon, or just the simple vanilla. However, how our brave... Couple deals with their relationship after a steamy night by the dawn of the next day? jaune X Harem/ NO lemons, T just to be safe.

This is a Fanfiction for the new Netflix Show "Altered Carbon". It explores an alternate ending for the first season, so if you haven't seen the show, you probably won't quite get what's going on here, and you'll be heavily spoiled as well. WARNING: Extremely Dark. Rated M for Mature Themes.

To be monster is to be brutal, without mercy. To be infinitely worse than any who stand before you and to discard any scrap of hope for redemption in favour of slaughtering your foe. The Queen of the Grimm comes into possession of a strange artifact, and finds herself fascinated by the contents. After all, it's not every day you meet someone as monstrous as you.

The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"

Eldritch horrors and evil men may abound, but in the shadow of the Darkest Dungeon, they are hardly the most dangerous beings to walk this land. Who can anyone trust in this tainted realm?

Was it really such a good idea to forge his way into Beacon Academy with no prior training? Jaune Arc hadn't thought too much on it at first, but a strange encounter with a stranger girl quickly made it apparent that he wasn't as ready as he thought he would be. But apparently his looks were good for something, because that same girl thought he was cute enough to propose a deal...

Qrow was only in the Wilds to investigate some ridiculous rumor about friendly Grimm. Instead, he found a boy that could command them. AU.

Adopted from Dark Lord Sigma. A Change of Mind and a certain Blonde ninja lead to a change in the events of not only the Chunnin Exam finals, but also in the future of Konoha and it's Future Hokage. Narutox?, Read and Review please.

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Began years ago, before volume 2, and is very unfriendly to the canon, but it's kind of fun to write so here it is. I have no clue why it's so popular, I guess people just like Velvet. I like Velvet too. Be warned, each chapter is twice as awful as the one before it.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Saitama's dream of an all-powerful subterranean invasion isn't a dream, it's fact. He wakes up to subterraneans grabbing his face and throwing him through his apartment, and everything that follows as the Hero Association tries to save the fragments of the human race.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Due to a certain event Natsu is forced to take a SUPER potion that has an untold number of effects. Will the guild be able to withstand the amount of craziness that a potion driven Natsu can dish out, or will it crumble?

Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.

This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien black operations forces and the dark acts of their governments, and of some criminal groups. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity, images and ideas.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of Doctor Okeer. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particular bad.

He was famous for helping people. For protecting them from raiders, tyrants, and anything that crawled out of the radiation. Protecting people from magical tyrants and monster out of a fairy tale, though? That was going to be a challenge.

Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.

When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.

A collection of mature oneshots for the Borderlands series, rated M for a reason, read at your own risk

Desperation makes people do things. Commit high level forgery, steal from rich people, kill someone... fall in love? Rated M for Visceral Violence, Dark and Suggestive Themes, and Language. NO LEMONS OR LIMES!

Jaune Arc found something during Initiation he'd never expect, and with it, everything will change. Now he has the ability to become everything he ever wanted to be. But what is the difference between getting what you wish for, and getting what you want?

Set directly, after Homeward Bound, James Jr. has now found himself with new companions. Whats more, they are from his old home of Vault 101. Butch & Susie Mack must now discover just what kind of man James Jr has become over the last two years he has been in the wastes. Is he a good man, or should they have stayed in the safe walls Vault 101? (thanks to DNA-Daenar for cover)

Meet Gubbs, a repairman who's joined in with a group of raiders in the Capital Wasteland and has since been regretting his career choice, and his robot Buzzo, a Mr. Gutsy with a pacifist personality subroutine.

Guts wakes up in the middle of the night only to find he's been transported to another world.

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

A shortage of coffee at Beacon means Doctor Oobleck has to teach a class without the help of his precious caffeine. History is always interesting, and perhaps for the first time, the history teacher will be too. No longer a one-shot. Borderline crackfic.

Certain individuals might do well to keep better track of their journals...

While out for some relaxation, Ruby and her friends stumble across a series of dark secrets connected to an unimaginable horror resting beneath the sea. Terror and madness transpire as they try to understand this new foe they're up against. Written to be accessible for those unfamiliar with the Cthulhu mythos.

A companion fic of one-shots and dumb ideas I can't get out of my head from writing Madness of Death. Some things will be impossible, some things won't make sense, but that's not the point. 80% of it's not really to be taken seriously. It's mostly me having some fun with writing without having to have everything make sense and follow a plot. So, with that said, I hope you enjoy it.

Four enter the dungeon, perched at the very precipice of oblivion. Now only one remains, a hands breadth from being unwound. Teetering on the brink of insanity and facing the abyss, the true test begins. Is there no hope in this hell? No saving angel in an Abominations time of need? Or perhaps a young mage girl can answer his prayers for salvation.

After facing down Solas and running afoul with an eluvian, Inquisitor Lavellan finds himself in the World of Remnant with nary a clue as to what's going on. With his faith shaken and his arm taken away, he finds himself set right back at square one inside a world more turbulent than even Thedas. Can he change the world a second time? M!Lavellan, pairings undecided.

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As envisioned by Aberron and LogicalPremise. This is a 'canon' write-up of the document, not specific to the Aberronverse or Premiseverse. The manifesto that spells out exactly why human supremacy in a galaxy of aliens is not racism or bigotry, but a survival imperative. There may be AU-specific follow-ups to the original text.

"Wait, you mean you're actually willing to trade tech with us?" "...Wasn't that what you wanted?" "No, it's just...nobody's ever said yes before."

Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.

Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

This is my first true Fanfic and it is covering the relationship of Jack and Male Shepard throughout Mass Effect 2 and 3. I hope that you enjoy it, but onward to the description! A violent criminal and a renegade soldier hell-bent on stopping the Reapers no matter the cost. Can they make it through the coming hell together?

(What if Tak came to Earth instead of Zim?) When a mysterious new girl comes to Dib's skool, he will have to choose between everything he ever wanted, and unexpected feelings. My first DaTr! Rated T for possible language. All rights to Invader Zim belong to Jhonen Vasquez.

It is said that when you find true love, you have found your soulmate. Well, what if this very soul had been artificially made? What if you know it should never be? What happens when what you want, is something that goes against everything you stand for? The answer, load your cane rifle, and ready your bow, because you are both doomed.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

For one of countless souls forced to serve in penal legions, it is more than an emotion.

Darkest Dungeon isn't the story of heroes. It's the story of people, and people are fragile. People can break, and, unlike heroes, people can only handle so much. This is the short story of four explorers who find themselves entering the ruins of this once immaculate estate, wondering if they will ever leave.

My name ain't important. It's my job that matters. Brigand, bandit, cutthroat, outlaw - call me what you will. I rove and reave this Weald as I like, and you got a problem with that you can tell it to the sixteen-pounder behind me. This is my story. Rated T for violence and extremely strong language. Story is 100% complete - enjoy!

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

Misanthropy and genius can be a deadly combination...a chance act of kindness toward an interned necrolyte on the part of one battlemage begins a journey to damnation. For such people, that destination might not be so bad...

Will fix later

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

A member of the Death Korps of Krieg finds himself stranded on the world of Remnant. With everything he's ever known torn from him, he returns to what he knows best. Killing monsters. Can a child who has known only war find a place for himself in a world of bloody evolution.

Short bits of randomness from Coeur Al'Aran's story "Professor Arc," which has Jaune as a professor of Beacon Academy. Non-canon to that story, of course, but on the plus side, this story is recommended by four out of five doctors as a good source of your daily intake of craziness.

Questions are leaves on a tree, but answers are whispers in the darkest shadowy crevice beyond the Black Mist. The only way to unravel the truth, is to seek their hidden location. But some secrets are guarded closely by the dead! Can she stay hidden from monsters of the past and present? Thresh x Sona x Lamb Rated M; Warden's Behest rewrite! R&R please!

After the events of Fujiyama Gangsta Paradise and Roberta's Blood Trail, Rock willingly embraces the cold, criminal underworld of Roanapur in order to find the power to finally make a difference in others' lives. His immersion into the violent world of Roanapur, however, is not met without the mixed support and resistance from his crewmates, business partners, and of course, Revy.

There's no such thing as happy endings. But there are ends to the nightmares.

This is the story of Marcus. To the residents of Vault 101 he's just a regular 18 year old kid; who happens to be carrying on a secret love affair with the Overseer's daughter, Amata. But soon fate will step in, and he will be forever known to the rest of the Wasteland as "The Lone Wanderer." Formally "Fallout: Escape"

(AU) Shepard has been betrayed by Udina and sent to prison where he finds salvation in the form of an unlikely ally. Alongside the disgraced ex-pirate lord Atlas, Shepard begins his life anew as a crime boss with a new life agenda. And in his pursuit of money and power, finds himself at the heart of an insane plot that could tip the balance of power in the Terminus forever...

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Louise didn't know what to expect when she attempted the summoning ritual, but it certainly didn't involve being trapped in a world where man met magic and machine. Between the Dragons, Corporations and immortal Elves, finding a way back home would be the least of her worries.

Who needs the Beacon Dance when you're an awkward mess who fumbles his way through life to get the girl of his dreams? Don't we all wish we could be that lucky? Ruby/Jaune one-shot.

What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"

H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.

A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.

Chifuyu Orimura has feelings for her brother, she tries to ignore them at first, but eventually she gives in. Watch as she tries to bring them together.

Naruto's goal of earning the title of Hokage seems hopelessly out of reach as he find himself without a trainer for the Chunin Exams. This feeling of hopelessness turns to a deep seeded desperation when he finds himself completely outclassed by his opponent. However desperation is a dangerous thing that has poisoned the minds of many, and desperation only attracts vultures.

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Revy and Rock have a drunk night out. Some things were discussed which resulted in a emotional Revy. The next day, Rock was remembers nothing, but Revy remembers all. One shot.

AU: For as long as mankind can remember, the nine demon beasts have been sealed inside the bodies of human hosts to ensure that the demons will not return to wreak havoc on the world. These hosts are treated as the very demons they contained, and are kept away from the respective village that sealed the demon. Being Re-Written - See Lord of the Nine Beasts

Two years after Winry's tragic death, the Elric brothers decide to bring her back from the dead. They couldn't have predicted what she would become.

Before the Vytal Festival, before Blake defected from the White Fang, Winter Schnee was sent on a mission in a remote area on a continent far away...

A quality RockxRevy! This arc takes place after the events of Roberta's Blood Trail. Rock's evolution into a true pirate begins to manifest itself, while Revy struggles with repressed and conflicting feelings for him. Lagoon's dangerous new assignment has them working closely together aboard a luxury cruise liner. Who will survive? M for sex, violence, and swearing... awesome.

They have a what! - A short bit of fluff detailing just how my Chem-Dogs came to have one of the most destructive machines in the Imperial Armoury.

After attending Sex Ed class, a few interesting questions pop up about Grim Reapers and Human Sexuality. Nothing explicit, mostly a collection of headcanons. Exactly what it says on the title.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Based on "Professor Arc," by Coeur Al'Aran. "Never leave the one who understands you more than anyone else. Someone who you can talk to about everything and will still stand next to you even with your unwanted attitudes. Treasure the one that accepts and loves every bit of you..."

Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'

NaNoWriMo 2015 Side Project: While researching the possible whereabouts of a G.E.C.K. in the Citadel archives, you discover a restricted file on a terminal. Curiosity leads you to hack the terminal, in hopes there might be information pertinent to your mission in the file. What you find is something else entirely.

He lost his family. He lost his whole world. Now, revenge is his mission and he's not gonna let silly things like morals get in his way. Currently rated T, probably gonna be rated M in a few chapters.

Louise is a mage, who's last chance to prove herself better than her dismal abilities is to summon a familiar. Arthur is a tank commander of a German Panzer IV on the ever-worsening Eastern Front. Unfortunately, the archaic world of magic is just as dangerous for him and his crew as they struggle with Louise's unique talents and a world on the cusp of a new world war.

Larger Than Worlds is a Mass Effect story featuring a humanity that never developed eezo tech, and so developed new technology in isolation for centuries before First Contact. It is similar in premise to Transcendent Humanity, but with a much stronger character focus. TW: Violence, frank portrayal of death and the emotions that come with it.

Louise summons an... interesting familiar. One with very strong views on certain things. How will she cope? How will the world cope? TACTICAL ASSESSMENT. RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE

Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.

The Lone Wanderer & his companion are taken from the Wastes & brought to a strange sterile place populated by even stranger creatures.James now finds himself & his friend in the middle of an unknown ship, fighting beings out to exterminate them. In order to save themselves & Earth, they must join forces with the other captives & fight back. (Cover By e-mendoza)(Rating will change)

AU first contact war. Yuri successfully traveled back in time. With nothing to stop him, the world became his. How will the Citadel species react to a race that is essentially one person? Terror the likes of which the Citadel races have never known will come down upon them, the wrath of an arrogant god. Will use M rating. Mostly based on established characters. Evil humanity. Dark.

A short, naughty, stolen moment between Proctor Ingram and the new Knight. Because clever, mature, disabled redheads need love too, damnit. M Sole Survivor/Ingram

She should have known he'd wait to grade exams until the very last minute.

A Tale of Exploration, Purgation, and Profiteering in the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium.

Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.

Desperation is the only reason that Neria Surana was called to Harrowing. A careless word is the reason she didn't come back alone. Pre-narrative divergence point: When Duncan comes, his ideal recruit is gone to war with the extra troops demanded by the Teryn. The mage he gets instead may be a hero, a monster, or some terrible middle ground

Professor Ozpin decides that the students of Beacon need some extra rules to keep them out of trouble. The students take this as a challenge. Chaos ensues. Rated T just to be safe.

They had turned on him. They had destroyed what he had worked for. They thought him dead. But he had not died. And when he is given a second chance, what is a monster to do?

A very tiny variation in creating teams heralds a tiny change in events. Then again, that is what Ozpin gets for throwing students into the woods and then hoping they will somehow magically form the most fitting teams with one another. No Pairings.

Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.

A chronology of lemons featuring the Fate/stay Night cast. For mature readers only.

Ichika Orimura was successfully kidnapped by Phantom Task during Mondo Grosso. Years later, he is recovered as a soldier from the terrorist organization. A battle-hardened and skilled Ichika, equipped with the IS responsible for the White Knight accident, trying to adjust to a life he can no longer live, faces new and different trials... No Pairings decided.

Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?

Isaac lived the good life in Vault 101, a job he liked, friends and family who loved him. But all that changed when his dad left. Now he's forced to abandon the only home he's ever known to search for his old man. He has a long journey ahead of him, but nowhere to go but forward. Rated T-M for violence, language, and explicit content.

AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...

When Natsu loses in a bet against Cana, what could possibly go wrong? /bro!fic/

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Nicholas is an unspliced boy that has survived in Raptured for over ten years, but now that the city is diying he must find a way to escape from the underwater hell. In his journey he will be sure to make both friends and foes which will force him to evolve and change drastically making him discover powers that he never thought he could wield./rated M for gore and lemon.

Project Purity is a success, but it comes at a cost. Royce Walker, the Lone Wanderer, sacrificed his life in order to fulfill his parents' wishes to provide clean water to the Capital Wastes. He had been ready to die, the problem is that he's not exactly sure he's supposed to be in this strange place. Now on Remnant the Lone Wanderer must now face a new enemy and meet new people.

A werewolf, a chevalier, a templar, and a dalish elf walk into the Wild. A search for a talking darkspawn leads them down a dark path, towards old magic, ancient evil, and an elven mage with a terrible secret. (Warning: Character deaths)

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

They called it P5Z-R5G. The inhabitants called it Remnant. The Goa'uld called it a death world to avoid at all costs, but when had that ever stopped them? Within minutes of stepping through, SG-1 had met the monsters that sent the overlords running- and the superhumans that fought them. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

One day, Nora Valkyrie ponders on Jaune Arc's kindness, and mistakes it as a sign of affection towards her. She decides to return those feelings and become his girlfriend. Jaune's in shock, Yang, Blake, and Weiss are confused, and the less said about Pyrrha & Ruby's feelings the better. Ren? He's enjoying his new found downtime. Written because the world needs more Nora x Jaune.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Summery-Virgo is tired of not getting the punishment she so desperately craves form her master so decides to enlist the help of our favourite fire breathing Mage and lets just say things started heating up really quickly (I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL OR THE COVER IMAGE) Natsu x Virgo NatsuxVirgo (Up for Adoption)

Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the asari, turians, and salarians. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

What if Charlotte never revealed her true gender to the school? What if Ichika's dense obliviousness was an act only she saw through? What if Charles and Ichika openly dated as a gay couple to keep the girls of IS Academy off his back? Featuring perverted yaoi fangirl Rin; Difficult, in-denial Cecilia; Remorseful Houki as Laura's unwilling husband; Fluff WAFF Lime and Lemon later.

Singed had thought himself beyond a lot of things, "love" being one of them. Unfortunately for him, fish are quite used to getting into the most extraordinary of places, even the dark, abyssal depths of his heart. Singed/Nami

Louise Valliere wanted a familiar that would impress everyone. What she got was a crazy young man obsessed with something called science, and unfortunately for her this is no ordinary science, this is Mad Science! He might be just the help she needs to master her explosive magic, but he also might be just a little bit evil. Rated T for graphic violence and German swearing.

Naruto might have to marry someone, but that doesn't mean he's going down without a fight.

It is the End Times. Humanity's destruction at the hands of the Angels is nigh, and thrust into the crucible of this apocalyptic conflict is a lost Huntress - the prodigious Ruby Rose. Enemies are made, friendships forged, and in the dusk of a dying world - a savior rises.

Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)

Sparks danced and flashed in the air as the siblings' blades clashed, lighting the darkness and letting Chifuyu see that ugly grin that split his face like an open wound. Gentle amber eyes had hardened into bloody steel, locking onto her' s with spiteful amusement. "Family is all we have in this world, onee-sama. And whole or broken, yours or not, I need to stand by it."

REPOST "What can I say? Whiskers still make me hot." Between a cursed seal acting up, a confusing relationship with a younger lover and Kurenai trying to act as a therapist, Anko Mitarashi is in for a tough week. A repost of an old story from my old account, complete and with minor editing.

REPOST "What can I say? Whiskers make me hot." Anko Mitarashi bumps into Naruto Uzumaki during a distant mission, leaving the pair far from the Hidden Leaf and with years to catch up on. A repost of an old story from my old account, complete and with minor editing.

Illyasviel is many things. A homunculus. A Master. A vessel for the Holy Grail. More than that though, she's a girl. And she has her sights set on a certain boy. This time, she's not going to take no for an answer.

The Lone Wanderer and Jericho meet a young boy, who warns of a great danger threatening his Settlement. The child, unaware of what the creatures are, entices the curiosity of the two. They venture off to the boys Settlement to face the threat. But what Threat could they face... at the settlement of Grayditch?

The XCOM project has failed. The Aliens seem to have won, but just because the Council says XCOM is no more, does not mean the soldiers who risked there lives will stop fighting. XCOM may be over, but if the Commander has anything to say about it, it will rise from the ashes like the Phoenix of old. Based around XCOM: Enemy Within

Lt. Sgt. Shaggy is part of the Scout Regiment. And like most scouts after being in the field a few times, he has developed a few eccentricities. Some of which he is no longer allowed to do.

Jayce rushes out to hinder Viktor's experiments, but blows up all zaunite laboratories at the Institute of War during the process. The League allows them to move in with the only other faction that has comparable facilities at the Institute: Piltover. What will happen if these two worlds collide? Find out here ;) M-Rated for what is to come (and evil/crazy science).

Rapture is the city of nightmares. It slays gods and men with equal disdain. When two unlikely allies come together in their joint efforts to escape, only one question will remain between them. How far are you willing to go to survive?

The lone Wanderer races back to Vault 101 after receiving a signal from Amata. After all he has been through he feels like things might finally be looking up, and maybe he can go home and be around those who loved him. However, James Junior is in for more than a big surprise when he walks the hallway of his youth again as a Wasterlander.(Big thanks to DevArt user VAELJ for his pic)

He was no longer the Knife of Dunwall. The constant spilling of innocent blood had taken its toll on him and he would have no more of it. A small girl summoned him and gave him a chance to become a new man, a chance to do some good for once in his life as her protector. It was as good of a choice as any for one such as him.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery

The Dark Eldar are a dying people, their lives empty of meaning, consumed with plotting, excess, and cruelty. Suth Anax is chattel, a half-born clone conceived in a tank for her Archon's use, but when disaster strikes during a meditative retreat, Suth finds herself with a unique opportunity.

When Maya draws the short straw, (The Vault Hunters literally drew straws) she has to investigate a local bandit stronghold with everyone's favorite Hyperion-Experiment-Gone-Terribly-Right, Krieg.

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.

(Formerly What Uzumaki Naruo Is No Longer Allowed To Do) What do you get when you give a hyperactive blonde with no sense of restraint access to an immensely powerful source of energy? You certainly don't get anything predictable! Pray for everyone he meets, 'cause only those as crazy as he is will find peace... (Crackfic, Godly!Naruto)

What happens when Nora drinks coffee? Chaos. Noses will be booped, legs will be broken, and Ren will have to keep her under control. Oh and theres mentions of shipping, but thats not important.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

For all Jaune's gifts, common sense wasn't one of them.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

One night to tell him her feelings to bare the truth. This is the final day of summer sparks will fly romance will bloom. One-shot Laura and Ichika lemon

An Inquisitor is captured by Chaos cultists. Can he remain true to the Emperor in the face of temptation? Should he?

A knight in shining armor doesn't have to be strong, or suave, or even in shining armor. He just has to be there when you need him most.

Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.

Louise summons a different familiar...she simply doesn't get the Hero of the tale this time around though. A disillusioned Hero, chosen of the gods both for Cyrodiil and Skyrim, ends up spurred by Sheogorath on another quest. Was it mentioned the hero is the obvious 'Can do everything' and a Necrophiliac? Of course this matters little in the great scheme of things...of the Irony!

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Tsume offers a challenge and Naruto accepts

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

The Courier Marcus was the most terrifying man in the Mojave. Louise was the Zero. When Louise summoned Marcus she had no idea what to expect. Neutral Courier.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.

It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?

After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?

What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

Spanning space and time, the plots of the Changer of Ways ensnare a young witch when he plants a shard of Chaos in her wand. Unknowingly blessed with the eldritch might of a Chaos champion of Tzeentch, Hermione's thirst for knowledge and dedication to seeing Harry through the second war unleash weapons that will rock the foundations of the wizard world. HHR. Spell theory focus.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

Terrible sins can be committed out of ignorance. The demon within Naruto decides to teach him the full extent of the Yondaime Hokage's crimes. Some sacrifices should never be made, no matter how noble the cause.

Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.

Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete

Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway

A rival Megacorp is on the verge of a technology breakthrough, Eurocorp agents move in to persuade them of their best interests. This is a short story based on the original Syndicate with some elements of Syndicate Wars. May be expanded but competed for now.

Alexi Romerov, an acolyte of the Scourge, must construct an abomination before he is promoted to the rank of Necromancer. His creation is a greater accomplishment than he ever imagined, but will it be content to remain a servant forever?

Big Mek Tankkrusha is the most powerful and influential Big Mek in WAAAGH! Groznob, so it's only natural he gets the most challenging and insane projects right?

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

AU. After Mindoir, a young Shepard, disillusioned with both the Alliance and the Council, decides to take up Miranda's offer to join Cerberus. Once he becomes 18, he joins the Alliance as a mole. MShep/Miri.

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

World of Warcraft, shortly after the Cataclysm. Two siblings adjust to their new lives as members of Sylvanas' army. One embraces immortality, the other tries to cling to their rapidly disappearing humanity. Work in progress.

Season 6 AU. Dean receives a distressed phone call and he leaves to help an old rival he isn't sure he can even trust. But hot on the heels of Bela Talbot always comes trouble: this time in the form of Xipe Totec, who chases more alluring prey. Dean/Bela.

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

As the last Spartan of Noble Team, Vasyl B-312 was ready to die fighting the Covenant. What he was not ready for was becoming a familiar to Louise Valliere of Tristain. Rating will change as story goes on.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Oneshot: "Was this the first time a geth asked if it had a soul?" - "No. It was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked."

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

A few well spoken words were all it took to get Orochimaru to go witness the battle at the valley of the end, just in time to see Naruto kill Sasuke. Now, a few well spoken words were all it took to convince Naruto to join the forces of Oto.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

Anko knew she wouldn't let him go. Couldn't let him go. Because waking up in the arms of Uzumaki Naruto had been the best moment in her life.

Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Naruto loves his village, and he will fight and die to protect it; but what lengths is he willing to go to? Alliances, wars, little blue books and learning how to let go and just love. LargeHarem, DemonNaruto. Butcher Challenge

AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

ME2- Legion has been destroyed in battle, much to Tali's relief. When tasked with recovering the geth's memory, her feelings may prevent her from fulfilling her duties until she learns why it's so important. Most characters present. Ends with chapter 8, with alternate replacement ending in chaps 9-10. Prequel to "For Tomorrow We Die."

The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.

Even vermin have a story.

A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?

In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.

Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.

High Lord Ashur is forced to turn to a lowly slave girl for help when a mad wasteland warlord lays siege to his dark kingdom. Now complete.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Moira Brown is the Capital Wasteland's last chance for salvation, redemption, vindication, and other words that end in ion.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Naruto and Jiraiya are looking for Tsunade so she can heal Kakashi and Sasuke, and become the fifth hokage. Tsunade isn't traveling alone. She has an apprentice with her. The apprentices are drawn to each other. Naruto X Shizune.

Naruto has had a rough life,and by all indications it's going to get rougher. Can three women convince him to pursue his dream? And can they manage to share his affections without destoying each other? Chapter nine now up.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .

Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Two pilots learn the importance of physical and emotional contact. A ShinjiXRei romance. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Naruto saw people in a different light. They were tools, nothing more. But when he confronts someone much like him, a prisoner he is supposed to interrogate, can he keep his cold outlook, even with her? NaruTayu. M for language. One-shot.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

This fic is the equivalent of a Sci-Fi Channel B-movie. That should tell you all you need to know.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...

Naruto and Shizune have been dating for a while in secret, and now that he‘s 18 they decide to let it leak out. While waiting for Tsunade to meet them so they can let her in on the fact they are dating, Shizune jumps Naruto and then comes the title…

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Naruto wanders, with a broken heart and dream. Anko helps comfort her dearest Naruto with her love. Songfic to Elton John's Freaks In Love.

Some opportunities are best left unexplored: Shinji and Rei done to the tune of Oedipus the King.

If you were stupid enough to disturb Mitarashi Anko while she was asleep, you deserved to be punished with death. Nothing was important enough to tear her from bed in the middle of the night. And then came that one little exception... NaruAnko, oneshot

No matter the circumstances, there is always a way to defeat an angel.

A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action

Misato has mail, and it's not an application for a Yebisu discount card. Second Chapter now added. You wanted it, you got it.

The last installment in the No Boy, No Cry series. Anko X Naruto Lemon MA rating

The sequel to No Boy, No Cry formerly Until You Use Me Up Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating

Naruto and Anko meet in a secluded part of the forest... Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

While musing on her life, Anko runs into an unexpected confidant in the form of a demon carrier and a bottle of whiskey or two. One shot - Crappy description.

[Sesshoumaru x Rin] She wanted to be with her Sesshoumaru forever. And so she shall be.

Evangelion - Event Horizon fusion. When Shinji was sucked into the Twelfth Angel, he went somewhere... else. Something has come back with him.

A dark romance. MistaoXShinji. Rated R for strong language and open discussions of sex. Complete