AU: Emma and Regina, seniors at Storybrooke high, are cursed with far too many attractive teachers. The only solution? Shag as many of them as possible before they leave the school for good. Note that this is really really really AU! And Smutty. Very smutty! See Chap 1 for a long Author note to explain more. (Contains Explicit Content)

Inspired by "Miles Away" by Winger. Girl's Night with Ruby, Belle, Emma, Regina, Snow, and Tink. SwanQueen In-Progress. Belle discovers a machine that will play music to match the question asked. And with Ruby involved it's bound to get dirty. How will this affect the budding "friendship" between the Savior and the Mayor?

A silly little one-shot at what uncomfortable activities took place while the town was cursed. Pre-SwanQueen, insinuated DrQueen (or is that just teasing?) and hints of SnowSwan and DrSnow (are they even real ships? who knows)

Christmas is coming to Storybrooke. But Emma's having trouble sleeping because of Graham's death and Mary Margaret is an emotional wreck over David. Can they find comfort in each other that will take the pain away? Will Henry get to see his real mom on Christmas? And what trouble will Regina, and maybe even Mr. Gold cause along the way? Emma/MM White Swan - Rated:M