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 Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. Oh, hi! Didn't see ya there, due to the fact that I'm at my computer and you're at your computer and those are most likely in different locations. I'm a 14-year-old girl. Note: Zach Galifinakis is not a 14-year-old girl. Therefore, I am not Zach Galifinakis. I was on this website as an actual (mildly) productive person. And then I wasn't. And then I was. And then I wasn't. And then I was. And then I wasn't. And then I was. And then I wasn't. And now I (hopefully) am. Will be. Whatever. OH MY GOODNESS THREE NEW STORIES I'M STARTING TO KICK MINOR AMOUNTS OF ASS. I am a Nerdfighter. If you do not know what that term means, please look it up on YouTube now. But don't leave this page, just open a new tab or window. Unless you've got dial-up. Then don't attemp it, 'cause your computer will probably blow up or something of that caliber. I think that 'peas' should be spelled 'pease', because that way they'd be more polite. I'm currently in a car on the way back from Florida. I have to pee very badly, because I've been in the car for about five hours now. Okay, I just peed. I mean, I got out of the car and went in a gas station. I assure you that I did not pee in the car. My, how unpleasant that would've been. Anyway, I love going to conventions. I'm on the way back from LeakyCon 2011 right now, in fact. If you are going to a convention soon and think it would be mildly cool to meet me (although it probably won't, and I'll completely understand if you abandon me in a vendor room, trust me, I would too), message me and we'll work out the details. I love Team Starkid. I love hugging. And I love DQ. Mmmmm. DQ. If you turn it side ways, it looks like a monocled cyclops frowny face. PS: Penis juices. That is all. Actually, that's not all! Want to laugh? No? What's wrong with you? Anyway, go check these funny people on YouTube out: http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers?blend=1&ob=5 http://www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0 http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson And now I am done. ...penis juices. |
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Moony and Padfoot Advice Column by lizardsraccoon reviews
Moony and Padfoot have decide to open an advice column to the public for including anything on how to kill someone how to get revenge etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,929 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Marauders, Mischief, and Mayhem by Shira Lansys reviews
A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Little Things by CrazyMarshMELLO reviews
It's the Little things in their friendship that bring the Marauders closer. Drabbles and Oneshots put together to create one fic about all the memories that make the four marauders so close. Wolfstar. Marauders Era. Language. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Marry You by Kawaii-babi reviews
Hermione wanted to meet the guy, fall in love and then get married. She had no idea that things would happen JUST a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Stuff of Legends by one.twilight.sun reviews
These are unconnected, short bits that I'll write over time of all those lovely scenes that one always assumes happened, but weren't seen between the Doctor and his Rose. Featuring Rose, 9, 10 and company. Some AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fremione by iLuvJohnny reviews
Just a stupid, little oneshot, like Fish. Absolutely no point, it just came to me, and I thought it would be funny. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Board Games by Nine Days a Queen reviews
Rose challenges the Doctor to a game of the most dreaded of the Parker Brothers's creations–Monopoly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Remus by Distant Lands reviews
Send your own letters to Remus through reviews or PMs! He'd love to answer them! Expect Sirius to add his own commentary once in a while, or most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Murtagh's Day by llembas reviews
Sirius vows to rid England of all snakes. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
James Potter is Thick by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Loveless by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
An early morning dip in the lake isn't Remus' favourite thing to do. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Nothing is True by Creator1193 reviews
I have blended in with these wizards. I have taken on a false personality to become unnoticable. I will not stop. I will complete my mission. I will walk in my ancestors footsteps. I am Neville Longbottom. I am an Assassin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Neville L.
Of Mornings and Dirty Socks by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which Remus is confused, Sirius is the king of payback, and James just hates them both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Interlude by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
30 Prompts, 30 Drabbles, 30 Words or less. Based around Sirius/Remus plus Marauders/Lily after Hogwarts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hello, Hello by Bishop Sasarai reviews
NoahxCody Izzy's adamant declarations that Noah loves Cody start something in motion that Noah's not ready for. Too bad Cody's going to get caught in the crossfire. WARNING: Condescending Noah. This is Noah's POV and we all know he's rude.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cody, Noah
Ordinary Everyday by WeatherWatch reviews
"I may have tried to order the bartender." Multiple characters. Moments inspired by Texts From Last Night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Love and Marriage by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Roommates by Zxel reviews
It's like God wanted to see if he could make one boy the single most miserable boy in the cosmos and Petey won the existential raffle. Gary/Petey.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Why Me?: A Story of Petey Sized Proportions by Faith Harris reviews
How Gary doesn’t understand personal space, and an explanation of why Petey wears pink.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The Bunny Suit by Zxel reviews
Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
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Day In, Day Out reviews
Let's face it: With a name like "The Marauders", they really didn't stand a chance at being normal members of society, now did they? Fluff. Slash. Dirty jokes. Sirius/Remus. Bananas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just an Average Day in the Library reviews
It's just an average day for Remus in the library. Until Sirius shows up with "urgent" news, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Necessary Detention reviews
Remus Lupin has detention. But he has a good reason! Too bad that reason involves Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
BEER! reviews
Iggy has one of his dreaded ideas, and this time Fang's dragged into it. Sort of a songfic. Not Figgy, little Fax at the end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete