¤ I love parody and humorous weird fics!!

Quotes:
"My stomech lining!"
"I met a possum."
"SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHOCOLATE!"
"Walk around the mall holding a doll wrapped up to look like a newborn. Start smiling at it. Then freak out and start screaming. Throw it in the mall's fountain and scream "I will never join the dark side!" Walk away like nothing has happened."
"A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. "
"AND REALLY BAD EGGS"
When I find the rest I'll post them

~~~~~~~~~~~ My LaCk Of TaLeNt ~~~~~~~~~
I have no talent in writing.. constructive criticism welcome, flames [B] maybe made fun of [B/, and I love wonderful reviews!

Okay now that that is out of my system (teehee!) my fic descriptions:

I only have one fic!!

Total and Complete Oddness:
Watch out! What happens when you put me, sugar, Fairly Odd Parents allll together on a friday night? Well, Jack Sparrow, Mr. Voldie, and a secret Austin Powers Headquarters! Everyone is on a hunt for Jack Sparrow, Cosmo talks to a bunny slipper, Wanda thinks she is going maadd, MADD I TELL YOU!! And Timmy trys to do a hip swivel.. *shudders* UgH. No pairings. Parody/Humor, PG for saftey..

AND... There is another one on the way...
Have you ever gotten those annoying emails from those random people that want you to fill out your name and favorite colors? Well.. one day Jack Sparrow an email just like that and sent it out to his friends.. waht will be their reactions?