Oliver Harpst is the real-life alias of one Orion Kohaishu.

The works of Orion Kohaishu can be found here: www.fanfiction.net/~orionkohaishu

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May 6th, 2010: It's a girl!!!

Oliver

Oliver is an eccentric medley of recessive genes who is barely surviving in the frigid frozen North. Contrary to the name, which is by nature male, Ollie is entirely and utterly female -- or was at last check. She enjoys many things, but not clogging the page springs to the forefront of those. ;) This is her account for any and all stories related to her two secret lovers: High School Musical, and Twilight. She is an avid obsessor of both, and does not care who judges her, in real or internet life -- besides, she'll only set her vampires on you. ;)

In her stories, Oliver finds it hilariously cumbersome to tell a story or convey any sort of humor beyond that already within. She tends to shy away from anything longer than one chapter, since the odds of her updating it ever are about the same as the odds that her dog will spout Shakespeare for a treat. She prefers instead to focus on the characters: she is, primarily, an explorer of characters and their relationships. The majority of her works are either character sketches, or an analysis of personal, familial, or group dynamics. They interest her.

Please forgive any periods of absence on her part: in addition to being a bit ADD when it comes to the internet, Oliver maintains a full-time job, a full-time family, and a frozen North that enjoys eating internet connections for breakfast. :D

Likes

Musicals. Music of any sort, in fact

Vampires, Werewolves, and things that go bump in the night

Singing and Dancing, both professionally and in the shower

Yarn, and the multitude of things that can be made from it

Colors, Patterns, and Textures of devious combination

Anyone with blue eyes

Dislikes

Zombies

Things with too many or not enough legs

Anything that is, by nature, cold

Needles, and having to take daily insulin shots