Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa De Losers fic.

"I like a dame who follows directions and looks damn good doing it," he says with a grin, leaning forward to whisper in her ear. "Almost like you ain't scared of me." Her heart races when he dips his head and kisses her pulse point. "Maybe I'm not scared of you," she says. "Then maybe you're in the wrong line of work, doll. Ever consider a life of crime?" A Bonnie & Clyde AU.

Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.

— Have you ever woken up inside your ex's bedroom, who doesn't remember you, and all of a sudden it's 2008? Yeah, well, Courtney has. —

-DxC- "You. Criminal. Window. Pervert. Confused," Courtney said incoherently. "You. Princess. Towel. Gorgeous. Lusty," Duncan retorted playfully.