Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Friends don't hit other friends with big sticks. Unless you're Murphy. [Canon Missing Moment]

Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.

There's a freakishly powerful kid running loose, there are more powerful freaks on the way, and I'm supposed to find them before the Winter Lady finds me and kills me. Makes me wonder why I'm still in the Biz, really. COMPLETE

Several years ago, myself and a couple of good folks collaborated on the Bioware forums on this piece of work. A parody of The Very Secret LOTR Diaries by Cassandra Claire. Credit given where due in the fic.

various silly things that occur to me reading Harry Dresden

Shi'van Darkblade is a shadowdancer, and Valen Shadowbreath hates her guts. Not only does he not trust her – he also wants her dead. Repeatedly. And for good reasons, too. But death would have been too merciful...

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.

They are pale. They are shuddering. They’re out of character and out of their minds as well. They are the “romantic interests” and in bad need of an aspirin. And we provide. Welcome to the CPS – the Character Protection Society.

NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!

NWN2 A brief silliness. Whether you need legal counsel, alchemy, or relationship advice, there's only one elf to call...

Four oneshots based on HeX Coda, the great module by Stefan Gagne. Enough said. Go read!

Taking HotU and shaking it out of its pants! Read at your pleasure, review at mine.