Majin Hentai
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Name: if I speak or write it you would die a wretched death Age: I lost count after that fight with Rumiko Takahashi she took my left arm Damn gender confused Neko-maniac Weapon of choice : swords of all types(max 3 at once what I can't juggle and growing extra arms is a pain)and Black power fist and the deadliest weapon of all the hands Appearance : I 'm and 6 feet tall with brown hair with a a couple of blond streaks in the front. I have hazel eyes that are slowly turning green disturbing isn't it I have have a a long chain like birth mark that extend from my lower eyelid to the middle of my cheek it looks like a very bad tanned scar. To best describe my persona in detail would take to long and you be left a quivering pile of mush where once stood an author. But not to kill you I am complex filled with many conflicting elements and ailments you have to meet me to comprehend. "The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame" Likes: all anime and manga excluding a few and the awesome American shows like Heroes, The Simpson's ,SuperJail, Family Guy, The Boondocks, and Metalapocalypse and over course all Doctor Who Well written books of fiction of broad categories action movies and all things hentai. Dislikes: Pokemon those sell out freaks ,Sailor Senshi I just don't like em, I hate Sponge Bob that yellow homo ruined American television he created the drooling talentless idiot with absolute innocence and heavy gay over tones character type Rap and hip hop music for artistic reasons its garbage and Yaoi the bane of existence and murderer of my social life. Don't try and flame me you jerks I will convert your flames in to my hentai dying will and write a true master piece suck on that narusasu lovers Naruto Rant: First of all Masashi Kishimoto did not write Naruto.Masashi stole more than half of Naruto's concepts from his brother Seishi Kishimoto his younger twin brother author of cult hits 666 Satan and Blazer. He didn't even come up with the concept of chakra on his own he ripped off the energy type Nen from Yoshihiro Togashi from his Manga Hunter X Hunter it predates Naruto. But the creation the bastard Deus ex Machina sharingan ,making Naruto an ADD naive dattebyo freak, (cough Sponge Bob) Sakura staying a bitchy fangirl(cough Akane clone) Hinata never growing a spine, Lee's not developing to his full potential, and Shikamaru's harem will never coming to be(oh come on that was the original intent of a heterosexual author why else would he fight only girls in part one). This includes Sasuke's growth into Godhood, the pervert killing sure Kakashi deserved it but Jiraiya didn't he was some awesome and finally Naruto's four year training trip only making him the smallest bit more powerful but the same mentally only now getting some angst are all his doing .Thus he made a disgusting yaoi fest with a degenerating storyline. Damn you you yaoi vampire you and your assless chaps you dick sucking freaking douche give Naruto to someone with real talent like Tite Kubo or Eiirchiro Oda hell give it to your brother its like giving crack addicted monkey a Strait of Aeries you stupid Uchiha loving yaoi vampire. The Vengeance of good writing will kill you. For those of you who think Masashi isn't a yaoi vampire then why are there no pictures of him on the internet from the last ten years. Stories: Naruto of the Devourer Naruto gains the power of super human serial killer Sylar the world trembles at his coming. Rated M for violence and language massive crossovers Naruhina Naruto Twilight: Naruto grows up with out the hate of leaf because only a few individuals know of the kyuubi what will he become wielding the power of rave and the elements themselves. Random Crap: If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. You've gotta die in creative ways. They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a If it's not nailed down, it's fair game. To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL! Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up. Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break. Push something hard enough and it will fall. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes! I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view FuNnIe QuOtEs If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!) Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto) Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon- Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver- Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto) A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!" Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?? Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door... He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness "Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown -"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown Genius by Birth If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Majin Hentai Do you like Puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! Just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraXXxItachiSakura, Serena the Kitsune, Almores, Artful Lounger Majin Hentai If you believe that there aren't enough Tayuya pairings, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tergar of Konoha, Artful Lounger Majin Hentai Kick ass fights: Bleach fights: Ichigo vs Kenpachi and Urahara Madarame Ikkau vs Edorad Leones Fooly Cooly English Dubs it inspired me to be the person I am today and it kicks ass Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 |
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