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Hello Id like to start off by saying i am a 14 year old boy who does not like sports but likes to read and write i am against racism and if you going to call me by my user name call me meatboi

Boredom revolution army.

Our mission: To prevent boredom and kill it.

Our team (If you join to revolution, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name)

Autobotgirl12328

Lightning Prime

TransFanFreak101

Pinkittwice54

meatboi123

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.

You sir,When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ’Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19.) Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 14. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overwieght. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they dont know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% wont do it. Well I did. add your name Glampyra, Punkinz01, pinkittwice54, meatboi123

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, Arristo, ILOVENICO1000X, Strykeruk, Punkinz01, pinkittwice54. meatboi123

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" And cower in the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"

Type your name with your knuckles,mgdsmniop332 (wow)

Type your name with your nose: meatboi123 (YAY)

Type your name with your elbow: kjk3eqagh98 (not even close)

Type your name with your eyes closed: mearbiu123 (so close)

sooo, i need on my typing skills -_-"

YOUR REAL NAME: Tristan

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (First three letters of real name plus izzle): Triizzle

YOUR DETECIVE NAME (Favorite color and favorite animal): Black Wolf

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (Middle name, and current street name): David Gollata creek rd

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of your mother’s maiden name): Trinter

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (Second favorite color, and favorite drink): Green Ginger ale

YOUR ARAB NAME (Second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, second letter of your mom’s maiden name, third letter of your dad’s middle name, and first letter of a sibling’s name, last letter of your mom’s middle name.): Rnuard

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