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Joined 10-05-08, id: 1709143, Profile Updated: 03-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Name - maddie

I'm strange in many ways

I don't know how to use make-up, and I have no idea what mascara does (and I'm a 15 year old girl)

I hate tights, polos, cowboy boots, socks higher than the ankle, and chains

I think Robert Pattinson is ugly (sorry to those of you who think he's hot or something like this one girl at school who almost killed me when i said that. So please don't kill me. FYI, I like to doodle on pictures of him and give him a unibrow, a big belly, and mustache)

I sometimes yawn with one eye open

And the list just goes on and on...

other stuff

My life ambitions are to get kicked out of a country by an angry Spanish man, blow up a cantaloupe, and kick Zac Efron out of Mexico. Strange, I know

If I ever meet a famous person, I'll act like I have no idea who they are and mess with their heads

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Queen Bee of Forks High Senior High School by JuliaCullen.s2 reviews
What happens when a self-proclaimed 'queen bee' by the name of Jessica Stanley tries to squeeze herself into a non-existent space between Edward and Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Comforting Love by KezzaWhitlockHale reviews
All human. Bella and jasper are siblings. Emmett and Edward are brothers. Rosalie and Alice are Bella's best friends. Emmett and jasper are best friends. Bella and Jacob are together. What happens when Bella meets Emmett's younger brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
After being adopted by Carlisle, Edward moves to Forks. There, he meets Bella and she is determined to fight his hidden monsters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,828 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by TheDay'sEye reviews
At 10 Bella met the Cullen's. At 17 they come back to a very different Bella. Kidnapping, Lust, Mistakes and being Changed is what await Edward and Bella as they try to make their relationship work. AU/OOC M - Language/Lemon. Third Time's a Charm at life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychedelic Life by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding Edward by chillicrab reviews
Project: Finding Edward. Destination: Unknown. Where in the world could he be? Bella realised after Edward left that he was only doing so for her benefit, so she's determined to find him. What I intended instead of the 1-shot. Bella's quest to find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
What You Don't Know by Zafrina04 reviews
The Cullens move to Forks when they're 7/8. They meet the Swans at a barbecue. Bella and her mom move to Tallahasse, Florida a month later when Charlie and Renee get divorced. Bella moves back 10 years later. Imagine her and Edwards suprise!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Girl Power by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls are college roommates and plan to have a sleepover to celebrate finals. They get threatening letters and phone calls but dissmiss them. Little did they know the stalkers are about to turn their whole world upsidedown. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Forbidden Love by Sock-Rocker11 reviews
Bella finally thinks shes found the right guy that charlie will love,but when she accidently dints his car,edwards mum forbids him from seeing bella.when they both cannot stand it,secret meetings are called for.but how long can this last?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Adventures in Camping by cuttheshenanigans reviews
Edward and Bella don't exactly like each other. At least, they don't appear to. What happens when Carlisle and Charlie insist on everyone going camping together? Will happiness or hate ensue? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
War Will Bring Us Together by 24-7reader reviews
I straightened, looked him directly in the eyes and said boldly, “My name is Edward Mason; I would like to join the army.” All Human. Disclaimer: It all belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1918 by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
What would happen if Bella did live in Chicago in 1918? Would they still fall in love? Would they live forever or fall to the Spanish Influenza and love no more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,882 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's Back by BUBBLECOOLIO reviews
Bella and Emmett Swans parents divorce.Angered by the divorce Bella moves to phenoix with Renee.7 years later shes leading an empty life,when she decides to move back to washington,Besides finding emmet,will she find love? EdwardXBella.Canon Couples.Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap by AlicexWonderland reviews
Alice decides one day it will be "fun" if she signs the cullens up for wife swap. The TV show where you... well... swap your wifes with another families wife.... Who will they get paired with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/16/2009
Love Story by edwardandbella22 reviews
Bella Swan is considered a nerd, but falls for the popular and gorgeous Edward Cullen. Will they ever get together? Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
20 Things Bella Swan Would NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Basically 20 things that Miss Swan would probably never say in her life. This is, if she overdosed on her happy pills. Go on and read. Along with reviewing Thanks darlings . Some foul language - Just cause I have a potty mouth xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Until the Day I Die by shelbym1112 reviews
Edwards life is going exactly the way he wants it to; He's joined the army; he's got Bella; but when the spanish influenza strikes; Carlisle thinks edward's alone; and takes him. Bella's determined to figure out what happend to him. i suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
20 Things Our Beloved Edward Cullen Will NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2008
Going home by BCGC reviews
AU.All human. Bella grows up in Forks as a nerd and the Cullens and Hales were her best friends. When she was 8, Renee took Bella to Phoenix. What happens when 9 years later, Bella's 17 and back in Forks, looking better then ever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
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The Adventures of Bella and college Boy reviews
The love of your life leaves you? You get in a car crash? Lose your memory? If that sounds like a fun four years of high school, just wait for college. sequel to TAOBAHB *UP 4 ADOPTION*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
fire! reviews
what if there was a fire at the cullen's house what would happen? one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and Human Boy reviews
How will both Bella and Edward being human affect their relationship? What happens when a disaster is thrown their way?will they still love each other? please review.1st long story i wrote please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
asking him reviews
“Are you staring at Cullen’s ass?” Eric Yorkie asked Mike gleefully. “You know he’ll never go out with you, right?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete