Ahh, what would life be like without a few good laughs now and again?

QUOTES

The Friends

"If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?" ~Wynded

"Its not my fault I'm a moron!" ~Dylan

"Memphis down folks!" ~Jesse

"Oh my god! Its the creepy gay guy again!" ~EnkiduFish

" What'd I tell you about being practical? Stop it!" ~EF

"Why write a thousand poems on a million subjects when you could write a book instead?" ~kar

"Its not my fault I'm a moron!" ~Dylan

The Movies

"You can't arrest people for being rude! If you did, all of New York City would be on Death Row!" ~Cops & Robbersons

"Keep the doors comin' Charley, i'm on a roll today!" ~Monsters INC

"Keep it together man!" ~MonstersINC

"Oh, it's still green, they headed north two hours ago!" Ice Age

The TV Shows

"I've made a huge mistake." Jobe, Arrested Development

"Friend is a funny word. You know, in Swedish it can be translated to 'Limping Twerp'" ~ House

"I can't get my core temperature back up!" Kramer, Seinfeld

~Harvey Birdman, Attourney at Law~

"Do you know how pathetic it is to be solar powered? All the other guys got their strength from real stuff, y'know- radiation, chemical spill, coal."
"Who got their power from coal?"
"Industrial Lathe Man!"

The Games

"Perception and pain are but the same" Albedo, Xenosaga

"What would I say, 'Hi, you're the mother of a bunch of genetically engineered bioweapons'?" Junior, Xenosaga 2

"That's disgusting! How much?" ~from Galleon

"We are the orcs, we eat with spoons and forks, WE LOVE TO EAT OUR PORK!" ~World of Warcraft

"Yes they're real! They're not mine, but they're real!" ~WoW

"LLLEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYY JJEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKIIIIIINNNSSS!" ~WoW

The Books

~Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett~

"What's a philosopher?"
"Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting."

"He paid us in olives."
"I'll probably get a good price for those olives!"
"They're rotten!"
"Nonsense! You said they were green!"
"They're supposed to be black."

~Feet Of Clay~ TP

"It's Murder in Discworld!-which ordinarily is no big deal."

"Dead? Oh, no. I can't possibly be dead. Not at the moment. It's simply not convenient."

"Yes sir, Cheery Littlebottom. My father was Jolly. Jolly Littlebottom. And his father was Beaky Littlebottom"

"I don't blow everything up. Some just melts."

~Reaper Man~ TP

"And, incidentally, if you say 'yo' one more time, Dean, I will personally have you thrown out of the University,pursued to the rim of the world by the finest demons thaumaturgy can conjure up, torn into extremely small peices, minced, turned into a mixture reminiscent of steak tartare, and turned out into a dog bowl."

The Proverbs

'Her skin is as tender as congealed lard.' ~chinese

'Gold is tested by fire, men by gold' ~chinese

"Steal a little, be a thief; steal a lot, be a professional" ~italian

"Poke the flames and burn yourself"~ Chinese

~The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes~

And Above all, DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!

The Etc...

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." ~ Mother Teresa

'You can say (&!#. You might even be able to get away with &$!#. But @&? Man, keep that to yourself.' -?

We all know what Sephiroth does when he's alone, don't we EnkiduFish?

(inside joke-if you really wanna know, check her profile)

"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."
- Carl Zwanzig