Author has written 19 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Teen Titans, Young Justice, Legend of Korra, South Park, Jhonen Vasquez, X-Men: Evolution, Diana Wynne Jones, Naruto, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Teen Titans, and Camp Camp. Hello there, humanoids! In case you haven't noticed, I Run With Sporks! You can call me Sporks. Or Run. Or With. Or "Hey, you". ...Actually, you can pretty much call me what you want, provided it's not rude. Yeah, I don't really like that. I live with my dad, younger sister, and our two dogs. I am also absolutely HORRIBLE with modern technology, so if I go for a long time without using this account, odds are I've managed to lock myself out. That happens sometimes... STUFF: In any pretty much any fandom (Somehow, the fact that I just used that word makes me sad.) my favorite pairing always seems to be the one nobody else remembers or supports. You know, like: NARUTO Gaara and Matsuri. (I get that she's technically a filler character, but hey, it worked for Koga and Ayame.) FAIRY TAIL Alzack and Bisca. (Anyone? Does nobody else find these two disgustingly adorable?) TEEN TITANS *TV show* Jericho and Kole (I don't even know. Just because.) and Blackfire and Red X (I somehow see it working!) SYM-BIONIC TITAN Lance and Kristin (DON'T SHOOT ME! SHE'S JUST REALLY COOL!) X-MEN EVOLUTION ...Kurt and Amanda (OH, DO NOT EVEN START.) Also, on an unrelated note, Red Devil, Blue Beetle, and Ravager are pretty much my favorite DC characters ever. Like, EVER. They are my Trinity of Doom. ...I really miss them. EDDIE, WHY ARE YOU STILL DEAD?? QUOTES PAGE: Her last name is 'Hater'?" "Mmhm." "IS she a hater?" '"NO. SHE IS A HATER." "You know her?" "No. BUT SHE IS A HATER. SHE HATES EVERYTHING. SHE HATES SCHOOL AND HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS," "I don't think-" "AND THE SKY AND SUN AND MOON, AND AIR," "Air?" "AND FIRE, AND WATER, AND, AND EARTH AND STUFF, AND FOOD...AND JUICE...AND TABLECLOTHS!!" "She hates TABLECLOTHS? Why does she hate-" "SHE WANTS TO EAT HER FOOD ON A WOODEN SLAB. SHE WANTS TO SEE THE FOOD SEEPING INTO THE CRACKS OF THE WOOD. SHE WANTS TO FEEL THE TABLE WITHOUT THE HORRIBLE SENSATION OF A TABLECLOTH ON HER BARE ASS." "Wait, she feels the table naked?" "DON'T WE ALL!?" "Well, I guess I know how you spend YOUR Friday nights." "NO. I SPEND MY FRIDAY NIGHTS NAKED ON THE FLOOR." -My little sister's view on my classmates, and haters. "SO WH4T YOU AR3 T3LL1NG M3 D4VE, 1S TH4T W3 BOTH H4VE D34TH 4ND COTTON C4NDY???" "hell yes" "W3 M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 TH3 S4ME D4MN SP3C13S!!" ! :D -Homestuck. "If that's romance, I'm going to disembowel Cupid before I let him get an arrow in me." -Ravager, "A Clean Slate" by ira-gula-superbia. "I don't like this place." "I know you don't. I don't like it either, we're smack-dab in the middle of enemy territory. But-" "These people aren't normal." "It's Batclan. What did you THINK they were going to be like?" "I was in the pantry-" "They have a pantry? No, forget that, why the hell were you IN their pantry?" "I was hiding. I don't like it here. I wanna go home." "Gawd, don't I know it. But until they fix Eddie, and Jaime shows up with Rose, we're stuck here, so tough it out." "I was in their pantry, and the stuff in there is WEIRD. It was just like Traci's apothecary! They've got this stuff in a jar called Gray Poop On." "It's pronounced 'Grey Poupon'." "Yeef!" "Nightwing. Are my clan members...?" "Kid Devil is still unconscious, but he'll live. Blue Beetle and Ravager have met up with one of ours, and he should be bringing them back here at any moment. Could I have a word with you in private?" "...Fine. Gale, stay put. I'll be back in a minute." "...Poop on what?" "First, a drink to fortify me for this business!" " You sure about that, boss babe? You're already partially inebriated." "Cashy, what have I told you about your big words when I'm buzzed?' "Something in that bizarre portmanteau of Italian, Spanish and English you consistently spout off that I can't entirely comprehend." "You're doing it again." -Alondra Arnetti and Cash Porter "Origins", also by ira-gula-superbia. "Have you been climbing on the roof again? One of my customers thought she saw you up there last night. What will I say to your father if you fall and break your neck??" "Tell him 'Good news. All your dreams have come true.'" -Tom Levin and Mrs. Levin, "Indigo's Star", by Hilary McKay "I like 'Bravest Warriors' because they say random things like 'C'mon Plum, let's go hang out in my room before we get pregnant.' Just completely out of the blue." "Well, now I know why Noah's collarbone is so pointy." "He got pregnant?" "...No." "Oh, good. Because that would make me question EVERYTHING we learned in health class." -My little sister and I. "Oh french the llama, THIS ISN'T WORKING!" -My friend "You see this? This is my phuck-you-finger. Now watch yourself before I prison shank you with it." -My little sister "Y'know, hanging out with the Mighty Mites at the dojo has taught me more about the Ninja Turtles than I ever really cared to know." "Ninja Turtles?" "Mmhm." "Uh, lemme think... Leonardo...? "Yes." "Michelangelo..." "Yes." "Um...okay, I'm thinking Rupaul-" "NOT EVEN CLOSE." -My sister and I |
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