I'm 14, American, and am complete Homestuck trash. Also currently in Steven Universe Hell but that's besides the point.

Not sure what else to put here, so I'll find one of those copy/paste things, heh.

Happy reading, folks! (and ignore everything below this line)

List Your Favorite 12 Homestuck Characters in no particular order

1- Equius

2- Jane

3- Aradia

4- Sollux

5- Eridan

6- Feferi

7- Damara

8- Kankri

9- Porrim

10- Horuss

11- Kurloz

12- Cronus

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Feferi/Kurloz

Well no, but I bet it'd be pretty cute? Maybe?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

22x as hot as the average person. (kidding, but god damn do I love me some Captors)

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

They'd probably have a real cute kid with a shitload of problems.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Actually no, besides a few smutfics on AO3. Fanfics are seriously lacking in the Porrim department.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Probably not? Jane would think Kurloz is creepy af. Imma still ship it though.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

I'd go with Eridan/Horuss because I more Vantampora is definitely not what I need in life. -_-

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Equius would probably frozen in shock at the sight of the two highest bloods banging to really do anything about it, so.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Megidos and Zahhaks have always had a tricky history together. Maybe this time around it won't be so bad.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff.

Equius/Kankri eh? Maybe? It's possible but I've never seen any.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Can't Smoke Your Life Away, Dame (Cromara). I might actually write this.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

Maybe? Hell, I don't know what slash my friends read.

13) What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

Something cheesy and death-related, most likely.

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hear Me- Imagine Dragons. The song just reminds me a lot of Kankri.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Uncomfortable punning and unwanted fish puns.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?

Something lame about baking, I bet.

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like about a month ago or something. It was a lovely humanstuck AU that mainly focused on EriSol. Can't remember the name of it, sadly.

18) "(One) and (Seven) are in a happy relationship until (Seven) runs off with (Four). (One), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Eleven) and a brief unhappy affair with (Twelve), then follows the wise advice of (Five) and finds true love with (Three)."

Equius and Damara are in a happy relationship until Damara runs off with Sollux. Equius, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kurloz and a brief unhappy affair with Cronus, then follows the wise advice of Eridan and finds true love Aradia.

That was so pointless and stupid. I'm even starting to hate myself a little because of it. Bleh.