NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. At a party Harry meets Draco Malfoy and has a revelation, he decides he must have Draco Malfoy for himself. Naughty fic, rated M for a reason.

HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.

COMPLETE! Harry's experiencing trouble with his two best friends, and writes about it in a letter. When he puts it in the Room of Requirement, he didn't expect someone to reply. All the while, Draco Malfoy is acting very susupicious, and Harry's desperate to find out. HPXDM slash.

Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.

HP/DM slash. A drunken bet with Blaise means Draco now has a very difficult task ahead of him. To train Harry Potter and pass him off as a pure-blood, all within the space of two weeks. But things become somewhat complicated when he finds himself falling for the git. And does Harry return his feelings? Canon-compliant for all seven books/EWE. Written for the 2013 bottom!draco fest.