Greetings! I'm Obito's no.1 Fan! {No kidding, that really is my username} My real name is...Hah! I'm not telling, you sick scammers/hackers/stalkers!

Not that anyone stalks me {I sure wish} I'm not good looking...{Sighs}

Anyway, I'm a real Narutard {Yes, I'm proud of it and you fellow Narutards should be proud of it too!!!}

I'm only interested in Naruto, spesifically Obito {Duuh! I'm his no.1 Fan!} I don't watch any other Anime, nor am I interested...I wouldn't want to watch any anime whose main character is named monkey or strawberry anyway! Hahaha...Strawberry, that's really funny! All you Strawberry fans are crazy, have you watched Naruto yet? It is sooooooo much better!

Bleach Fans: Really, well, I wouldn't want to watch any anime whose main character's name is Fishcake!

Me: My Fishcake is much cooler and more powerful than your Stawberry!!!!!!!!!

By the Way, I hate SASGAY and I might write a few fics about me torturing him! I hate him!!!!!

To all you Sasuke Fans and Fangirls {Seriously, he is sooo gay and ugly, why would you ever be attracted to scum like him?}--you should read my fanfic, The Truth of SasGAY!

Pairings I Hate:

NaruSaku--Seriously, he should be with Hinata!

SasuSaku--You freaks! This is the most ridiculous pairing ever! It should be on a totally different list, like, List of Pairings I DESPISE!!!!!! I HATE THIS PAIRING, ITS SO SICK, IT SHOULDN'T BE A PAIRING AT ALL, IT SHOULD BE CALLED A SICK DELUSION BY PSYCOTIC IDIOTS THAT SHOULD STOP WRITING GARBAGE AND BE ADMITTED INTO AN ASYLUM!!!!!!!!

KakaSaku--No, Just no, Kakashi is her sensei! He'd never do that! You're making Kakashi look like a dishonorable perv, you sick people!

ObiSaku--You sick creeps! He loves Rin, get that through your psycotic head!!! She is his light, HE said that!!! HE IS IN LOVE WITH RIN, ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!

LeeSaku--Lee's funny, so I won't trash him so hard but I have to make this clear, Mr. Creepy Mushroom Head Junior, doesn't deserve Sakura!!!

AnyGuyxSakura--You creeps! I'm not reading your junk!

OCxSakura--You vile, nasty, vulgar, repulsive, disghusting, freaks! I hate this pairing, Sakura does not like your freaky OCs!!!

Pairings that I like:

ObiRIn--Who doesn't like ObiRin {Unless you are one of the ObiSaku freaks!} This Pairing was destined to succeed, destined you hear me? DESTINED!!!

ShikaTem--I've always prefered this to ShikaIno but I can see your perspective, I respect all you ShikaIno Fans and what you do but I simply must disagree!

OCxSakura--Let me make this clear, Sakura and MY OC!!! She is mine, so go away, or else! {Trust me, You don't want to test me, the torture will last a looong time and it will be very, very painful} ;} no kidding

Well, I guess you know me now! I hope you will read and comment on my stories! Thanks! --Obito's no.1 Fan