Well hello there. It seems you've stumbled onto my shitty Profile! Welcome to hell. I'm complete trash, to be specific, Homestuck trash. I will write a lot of fanfictions involving Homestuck, most of them will be gay. If you don't like BxB or GxG, I suggest you leave. Mostly from Homestuck. I will most likely write fanfictions on my favorite OTP, DaveJohn/JohnDave/PepsiCola/HammerTime. But I really like JakeDirk/DirkJake as well. Here, I'll just tell you what I ship and what I'll make fanfictions on. PepsiCola, JakeDirk, RoseJade, RoseMary, JadeKat, GamTav, Gamkar, Solkat, Gamquius, EquiNep, JaneRoxy (Cotton Candy), Karezi, kind Nepkat, Terevrisk, Erikan, Nepanya, Arafef, Vantascest, CronKri, CroTuna, Damakri, Dameenah, Meunah, Porrnus, Porrni, Meenrea, Porrtula. THOSE ARE ALL OF MY SHIPS, THAT I SHALL WRITE FANFICTIONS ON. (Maybe Stridercest???)

I'm sorry, but I don't ship:

JohnKat

Davekat

JohnJake (I just don't like it.)

Mitula

JOHNBRO/ JOHNDIRK (PLZ NOOOOO)

I'm a huge Crybaby! Melanie is bae.

Okay, anyway. Call me Wise, Roe, or my real name, Mia. You may go now. *Salutes*

"I'll cry until my pity party's in flames."