Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

Jayne knows what to do when a job goes south; take the cargo and run. But what happens when the cargo is a certain silver cryo box? Series AU, Rayne.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. When he heard that Harry Potter had been blinded, Draco knew he had to see him for himself. To gloat, of course. COMPLETE.

*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.

Penny needs a change and decides to go to her whack-a-doodle neighbor for help. While assisting in the effort to 'better' her Sheldon unexpectedly discovers what life is all about.

There are moments that are never mentioned in time because there seems to be no point or meaning to them. There is a point, actually, you just have to pay attention. Hinted Amalthea/Schmendrick.

Specifically, a series that amounts to a love story, from the very beginning to as far as we know thus far. Screw chapters and waiting for updates. Mature content in a few places, but most of the stories would be rated Teen. "Vastra turns in her chair, just enough to watch Jenny move about the room, just enough to freeze Jenny in her place because Vastra never ever looks at her."

People always ask her why she stays. She responds simply and with a smile. "Because I love him."

WARNING! This is a hardcore homoerotic oneshot, that includes erotic asphyxiation, and blood play. Pure smut, no plot.

DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.

Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth, has had a long few weeks. Rescued from her parallel universe by the Eighth version of the Doctor, brought by him to his Ninth version "accidentally" and now, finally, she hopes back in her proper timeline. Little does she know Time's got one more Doctor up its sleeve and he's hurting, too. Third installment in "Shades of Blue" series.

Sequel to Abyss: Eight years later... Hermione's new profession leads her to take an anonymous client, and she finds herself face to face with the situation of her seventhyear, but now the tables have turned.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco's sorry, but no seventh year Gryffindor is going to get good marks in Potions just because he wants to be an Auror. And Harry Potter, Defense professor and Head of Gryffindor House, isn't going to change that by glaring at him. COMPLETE.

Amy and the Doctor mistakenly visit a Truth pub, a place were couples go to have a completely honest and inhibition lowering experience with one another. Oh dear, whatever will happen? (I'm not sure where Rory is in any of this. I kind of left him out which isn't typical of me but there's a first time for everything.)

Trapped in the parallel universe, Rose finally thinks she's found the Doctor, but it isn't exactly the one she expects. She falls in love with him anyway. The first story in the "Past Present and Future" series.

Rose & Nine, a fertility festival, a whole planet of naked, purple aliens and a case of mistaken God-identities. Oh, and a whole lot of UST. Poor besotted Nine. Part of the Shades of Blue series mentioned in Royal .

Rescued from the parallel universe by her Byronic hero, Rose thinks he's finally brought her back to "her Doctor" but instead is faced with another familiar face. Can she help him through the aftermath of the Time War and forgive him for misleading her? And can she keep herself from falling for him all over again? The second story in the "Past Present and Future" series.

Sheldon had no idea that Penny shares one of his greatest passions, and when he finds out, it leads to a closeness neither could have imagined possible! Early/Mid Season 5, Shenny.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

In which Penny finds that honesty is hard. Sheldon readily, and unknowingly agrees.Set in season 5. After The Infestation Hypothesis. S/P love! R&R

What if when Buffy first arrived in Sunnydale, instead of a souled Angel meaning to help her, she was faced with a soulless Spike, looking to cause trouble and kill his third Slayer?

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

What would you do if you met the other you? In which there is a free ticket to space and a fine line between what is and what should have been.

Giving Sheldon Valium again seemed like a good idea at the time... S/P Hilarity with a smidgen of angst. Rated T for language and boobs.

In memory of Anne McCaffrey. AU.

Rose stood the furthest back, aloof and alone, watching his body burn, the blue envelope crushed in her hands. The Doctor was dead. And this was only the beginning. AU The Impossible Astronaut and A Day on the Moon.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale

The Doctor knows better than anyone the meaning of paradox, and yet, when he miscalculates and lands in 2004 instead of 2010, he cannot quite resist crossing her time-line one last time... \\ Kinkmeme fill. One-shot. Eleven/Rose, background Rory/Amy.

After his return in season 4, they developed a routine.

'The image was burned on the backs of his eyelids...vampire and Slayer, locked in some morbid embrace of passion and death'...One-shot revolving around Buffy & Spikes relationship, partly seen through Riley's eyes...please read & review!

POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.

Zoe, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the new pilot. Pre-series.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

You do not see the dagger on his belt, or the stake in her boot. You do not see the scar on her neck or the bruise on his stomach. All you see is two people on a bus in the middle of the night.

Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.

SEQUEL to the Buffy/Spike romance, HEART DON'T LIE. Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here... Ch. 6: The end!

This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together. This smutty romantic comedy/drama re-imagines Season 4, with one very BIG addition...

Something terrible is trapped in the TARDIS with Amy, and the Doctor is powerless to stop it. 11/Amy. Warning: graphic violence, references to rape, very dark.

Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.

“Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.” The Pasadena gang goes to Philadelphia. So does the Scranton gang. This never should have happened. s&p friendship, dwight/angela, jim/pam, michael/blondes, unrequited oscar/raj, light language

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.

Season 4 Spike/Buffy: Faith, wearing Buffy's body, meets Spike at the Bronze ...and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's repulsed. Disgusted! Appalled! But is she also ...jealous? / Originally published in 2001

Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY

Season 7 Buffy/Spike 100-word smut. Buffy's late for work, with good reason... / Originally published in 2003

Faith teaches Buffy to live it up a little... and by "a little", I mean "experimenting with girls and 3-ways". Season 3 Buffy/Faith - until Spike gets in on the fun. PWP told in 4 POVs. Voyeurism. Femslash followed by M/F/F.

Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. PWP. / Originally published in 2002

Season 3 Buffy/Giles. A slew of displaced demons are desperate for potential mates -- and slayers happen to fit the bill. When their pheromone heat wave hits Buffy, there's only one way to get her back to fighting form... PWP / Originally published 2003

Season 7 Buffy/Spike. Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, but forgets that her live-in ex has vampire hearing. Leads to a tender moment. PWP. / Originally published in 2003

A short, erotic Spike/Buffy addition to the S7 episode, 'Storyteller'. Is that "history" more recent than Andrew thinks? / Originally published in 2003

There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.

DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

AU where Bennett joins the Dollhouse and she and Topher develop a relationship. Adelle finds their antics less than amusing. Adelle's POV.

Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.

Penny's life changes at a petting zoo. sheldon/penny, oneshot, crack-ish!fic, dedicated to tsukihysteria

Four years after Sunnydale, Buffy must travel back in time to stop Glory and avert the destruction of the world. But she's been put in the wrong body. She knows how to ensure a happily ever after for her friends. But who's going to listen to Anya?

Penny is having a bad night and goes looking for something to make her feel better, causing Sheldon to have to deal with the emotional fallout. As usual, he attempts to use science to figure it all out. Set sometime in season 2, ignores season 3, so AU.

The man who lives in apartment 3B can't help but notice some changes when Penny moves in.

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :

His inner voice politely didn’t mention that he had also chosen to forgo romance and intimate relationships because they were, on the whole, quite frankly beyond him. sheldon/penny, two-parter, complete, dedicated to arabian, sequel to Calling Bluffs

It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel

Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.

Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.

Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...

‹topher•buffybot› The Buffybot comes to L.A. looking for Spike, and proceeds to freak the Dollhouse the hell out. ‹written for crack challenge at whedonland›

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!

Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?

Once the boys left Pasadena for the North Pole, the biggest heat wave in a decade hit the west coast. And then Penny's air conditioner died. And then she flashed Howard from 3,300 miles away. P/S. D

With the boys gone to the Arctic and Penny is left alone, Penny finds herself coping in a way she didn't expect. ONESHOT

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

One small moment. One giant leap. Sheldon/Penny.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Things could have gone different in so many ways. -AU, BillyPenny-

Just a short piece of sexy Spuffy fluff. Takes place after Spike's chip has been removed. With Willow and Kennedy out of the house as well, Buffy and Spike have the place to themselves.

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Can you tell me, is this love that I'm seeing? - One by one, the people in Buffy and Spike's lives try to add up the obvious. - Buffy/Spike

PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]

Hermione and Pansy’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to 'Darling Pansy' and 'Beautiful Day'. HermionePansy, Hermansy, femslash, femmeslash

Hermione and Pansy's adventures in the Slytherin prefect bathroom. Sequel to Darling Pansy. HermionePansy, Hermansy, femslash, femmeslash

Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.

A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

A night out to try and forget Angel's meddling in her life leads Buffy down a different path than the one she had planned. Old faces are like new again, and what's new is most definitely old. B&S, set AtS S5.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

AU What if Angelus had found William as a seer in the early 1800's, made him insane before he was turned and then years later, William finds himself a strong suffragette named Drusilla...

Written for the challenge 'A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word.' Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!

SB, PostNot Fade Away: She thought the sight of him should stun her. He was alive and whole, and he was right there. But all she felt was an odd mix of relief and excited anticipation, like waking up on Christmas morning. Like the moment she didn't even

After Buffy's experiences with invisibility, Spike does a little vanishing act of his own. It'd be easier, Buffy thinks, if he was just invisible, but he's not. He's simply gone.

A few basic truths hit home as Spike lies recovering from the beating Glory gives him.

After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!

River haunts Jayne’s dreams, literally. And delves into the psyche of the man that betrayed her on Ariel.

Hermione takes in a serpent familiar that turns into a man by night. Kidnapping, deception, and unsaid words. Very long time in coming: HermioneVoldemort. Some one-sided HermioneWormtail as well. A lot of three dimensional Death Eater action, too. Dark.

Canon-friendly S6 interlude. It's Valentine's Night, and Tara and Spike are both lovelorn and lonely. When they collide trying to find gifts for their screwed-up significant others, they decide to celebrate the holiday together. COMPLETE.

With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.

A set of five small ficlets taking a look at five moments in Spike and Buffy's mutual past. Written for the btvshalloween community for reetinkerbell.

A post-Grave piece written with the benefit of Season Seven hindsight. Completed March 2004.

[Complete] Voldemort's defeated and now they've got the future to look forward to. Hermione's happily ever after doesn't happen as she had planned, and Draco refuses to live the life planned for him.

Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco

In the post-Gift summer, Tara watches the world put itself back together.

Part Two of 'Journeys'. Follows 'Journeys: Promise to a Lady'. Alternate Season 6 and beyond, this is my version of Spike's journey. Winner: Shadows & Dust Awards: Judge's Choice & Outstanding Author. B/S with S/Dawn & S/Giles friendships.

Bitter little fic. Buffy thinks about the men in her life and the reasons why she's with Spike. B/S, B/A, B/R. Mid Season 6.

After "Lies My Parents Told Me": four people, three conversations, one apology, and a repair made with duct tape.

"Soul or no soul, it still came down to just the two of them. She found she really preferred it that way." S/B. Follows "Something Other Than Dead" and "Armor."

Short s7 post-ep reflections on how things might look from Spike's POV. Begins with Showtime. Rated R for occasional language.

Spike spends a night being not quite evil. Post-"Storyteller"

Clothes don't really make the man, and the coat doesn't make the vampire. S/B. Follow up to *Something Other Than Dead.* 1/1

Complete! Post Season 6. Spike is offered redemption from a very surprising source. However, when signs of an uprising evil begin to appear, he must face his fear and guilt and return to the place it all began for him—Sunnydale.

A conversation on the back porch, a day or so after "Potential." S/B (1/1)

Buffy brings Spike home to a houseful of teenage potential slayers after rescuing him from the First Evil - what happens next? COMPLETE.

Part One of 'Journeys'. Alternate Season 6 and beyond. Picking up shortly after the events of ‘The Gift’, this is my version of Spike’s journey. Winner: Fancy Me Yours 'Best Romance Fic'; Shadows & Dust Awards: Judge's Choice. Part One now COMPLETE

9 & 10 added. Now complete! A slip of the tongue creates a whole new world of problems for Spike. Picks up about 4 months after Grave.

Spike,Willow,and Wesley at Giles's London home after S6.Their povs.Decisions are made.Consequences have to be faced. Set against the World Cup,but readable by non-football lovers.Sequel to It's Coming Home.Character death warnng.Dark Themes.Finished.

William before he died.

Post-series Spike/Buffy. BtVS Executive Producer Marti Noxon asked, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Here's my answer.

Spike and Buffy go grocery shopping. Post DMP. Not as stupid as it sounds, I promise.

A couple of different perspectives on "As You Were."

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Xander has just revealed that Angel was present during Thanksgiving. Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry.

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Sure they are!

Buffy plays nursemaid for Dawn and Willow while pondering the Spike Situation post-"Wrecked."

Set during and after Fool for Love. Spike takes a walk down memory lane, and takes up poetry again.