Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.

When his wife, Bee, is kidnapped, Mobster Edward 'Killa' Masen will do anything to get her back.

A wedding is supposed to be a happy occasion, but when the bride's family is trying to put a stop to Bella's brother's wedding, it's anything but joyful. But things are looking up when she meets a handsome stranger on a plane. Charming, intelligent, and incredibly sexy, Edward is everything she's looking for in a man, but is he too good to be true?

Antique or Ikea, beautiful inside or out, maim or kill, he had decisions to make today that would change his life.

Perpetually down on her luck, things start to turn around for Bella in the strangest of places. Her new job. At a strip club. When a certain … 'Client' takes an interest in her. But how long will that luck last? Romance/Suspense/Humor. AH. BPOV.

Orthopedic surgeon Bella Swan encounters the last person she ever expected to see again on Valentine's Day no less. Can she remain professional with Major League pitcher Edward Masen given their pasts?

The IT guy is everyone's favorite employee - good looking, charming and helpful – and then one night he sees something he shouldn't on Izzy's computer. Written as a birthday present for Cullens TwiMistress. B&E? Well sort of. AH Humor/Romance Rated M.

It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.

A hairy situation puts Bella in an awkward position. A birthday present for Heather Maven from two of her triangle of curls girls. Collab between CullensTwiMistress and Maplestyle. BxE; Humor/Romance; AH.

"I'm going up to see that bastard right now and ask him if he feels good about what he's done! I might even punch him for the hell of it!" Uh oh, and now their offices are going to be right next to each other! She wants nothing to do with him. He thinks she's wonderful. Danger and mystery will bring these two together so their love can ignite. ExB AU AH

Bella Swan is a confident, high-achieving businesswoman, but when it comes to the opposite sex, she's rather nervous. Enter sexy, suave, charismatic restaurateur Edward Cullen, who seems to have a way of getting to let her guard down. But is he really as smooth as he seems? Originally an entry for the DTE Contest- now to be continued as a multi-chapter fic.

Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy

Bored Edward meets refreshingly honest Bella. A frustrating day of moving house turns into a night at a birthday party, where bare chests, ouzo and strippers become a recipe for falling in love - a short bit of fluff as a birthday present for Heather Maven. E&B AH Humor/Romance Rated M

Edward Cullen, Hollywood heartthrob, who is dating Jessica Stanley, Bella Swan's student. What will happen when they all get together for parents evening? Drabble fic, daily updates with short chapters! R&R!

10 years ago, Edward was hopelessly in love with someone he couldn't have - out-of-reach, classmate, Bella. But when his 7yr old son is the reason they meet again, will Fate help this single father and give him a second chance?

Turnabout is fair play. After all, Isabella Swan has been nothing but demanding, relentless and difficult since he began working under her. Now it's Edward's turn to control her. Rated M for Mature Audiences

Exchanging Companions is a popular TV show were spouses trade and live at another home for two weeks. When Bella/Jake and Edward/Kate trade places something happens that no one saw coming. What goes on behind closed doors if the conditions are right?

Bella has to make a guy end things with her, Edward is trying to make a girl fall for him. What hapapends when these two meet and decided they are eachothers victims? will feelings get in between them doing what they have to do? read and find out!

Bella was the dice being rolled between her parents until her mother won custody 3 years later she's a famous Victoria Secret Angel and she's back in Forks to finsh her Junior and Senior year and the Cullens are a little different

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured