Lt.Tomoya
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Joined 01-13-10, id: 2215902, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for Osmosis Jones, and One Piece.

here's the link to my deviant for those of you who are curious as to what the virus characters look like, i also have a treat for u in one of the pics!! *cough*Thrax*cough*

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Things to do in Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Stalk someone and see what they buy and make a lifestory for them.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

17. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

18. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

19. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

20. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

21. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

22. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

this last one is just a random i picked up from a fanfiction account (well really theyr all from the same account but whatevs!)

"I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!! I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!!!" If you have a jar a dirt then copy and paste this in your profile.

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Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles-Street Sharks-Double Dragon (T.V. Show/Movie)-Biker Mice from Mars-Loony Toons-Mighty Max-Beast Wars-Jonny Quest You remember watching Cartoon Cartoon Fridays-Beetle Juice series You remember watching -Mortal Kombat Movies-Hercules (Live action Series)-Xena the Worrior Princess-X Files-Star Treck Deep Space 9
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

I believe in my mind that 'Sanity' is socities form of "Imprissoned Thinking" or "Structured Thinking".

I also believe that being 'Insane' is the first step to reaching "Free Thinking".

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To every king, a Crown by T-Biggz reviews
Up for Adoption
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Luffy
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life today... (Extract- moved to wattpad. See my profile for details.)
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Dark Truth by Clarobell reviews
After a horrific encounter at sea, Luffy's whole personality is changed. The straw hats struggle to help their captain recover, but how can they help him if they don't even know what happened? After all, they slept while their captain was tortured. Chapter 18 up. The truth is revealed!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,493 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Luffy, Ace, Straw Hats P.
Germany's Plan to Take Down the World by Nika565 reviews
Italy and others attack Germany with water guns filled with ice-water. Little did they know that Germany would get back at each. And. Every. One. Of them. This is a bit of a crack story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Germany
Our Rights by Hetaliadict reviews
Some countries just don't support homosexuality. Like America. So when he becomes very cruel towards homosexuals, some of the countries leave and announce unexpected things, along with some countries no one saw coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
A demon to most, A father to one by thesheepishchild reviews
Roronoa Zoro is known as a demon but when a three year old falls into the hands of the crew how is it that she bonds with the "demon". Will Zoro accept the little one or will his ego push her aside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,899 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zoro
The Kitsune's Heart by SodaBlueSplashdown reviews
A sly kitsune found his potential mate in a retired swordsman once part of the nearby city's royal guard. But it isn't easy as he finds challenges awaiting him as he tries to get the stubborn man to be his. Edit: New story title and now part of a two part series with a sequel planned after story is done.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Frog Song by kaerfemina reviews
Sometimes love developes in the strangest places, even between two completely different species. GiroNatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Like A Boy by 7saix-puppy7 reviews
She fell through a pool in the real world and ended up in the Grandline with no remembrance of her name. She met the greatest Pirate in the world and was asked a very important question. What is her answer? AceXOC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,786 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ace - Complete
Burn by lilanimefan1 reviews
Hecter gets sunburned, so pain is an everyday thing for the next few days. But, Mayor Spryman has to endour pain for much longer than that, for a burner had left her mark on him from his waist to his neck. Just trying this out.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2006
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 9,706 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Thrax's iPod by SurfON reviews
Let's see what we find ;
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Thrax - Complete
Spin the Bottle: Osmosis Jones Characters! by SurfON reviews
Lets play spin the bottle with the Osmosis Jones charcaters! Lets see who you get to kiss
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Ozzy, Drix - Complete
Learning's fun with Thrax! by SurfON reviews
Let's see what Thrax teaches us about virusus :
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Thrax, Ozzy - Complete
Prince of the Beach by psycho chibbi reviews
When a sparkly prize catches a navigator's eyes, a sandcastle building we will go. However Sanji decides it's the perfect scenario to drive a certain Marimo up the freakin wall. Onesided SanjixZoro for comedic purposes. Or is it? *shifty eyes* ch 7 up
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Liar Liar I Set You On Fire by OhhTaylorJade reviews
I had only wished for something like this to happen. Entering a new world was exciting and nerve wracking enough, but this wasn't what I had in mind. Things aren't right here in this world, and I'm not talking culture wise. Someone's playing God with this universe; changing small but possibly big details. I guess since I'm here I'll have to be the one to make things right.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M., OC
Death Comes Knocking by Comidia Del Arte reviews
"You see these little beauties. They can reduce anything to a pile of whimperin tar in 13 seconds flat. And when I say anything...that also includes pathetic red viruses."
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Thrax
Five Things To Avoid When You're With My Brother by lasmn reviews
When Luffy's distant relative comes to visit, the D. Brothers each give her their own lists of five things she shouldn't do...TWO-SHOT COMPLETED!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Cola with cherry by lotus2490 reviews
Just a short Franky/Robin. Parings inside. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Franky, Robin - Complete
Wickedest Dreads Contest by thraxbaby reviews
Laurent Twilight , Thrax Osmosis Jones , and Jack Sparrow compete for the title of Wickedest Dreads. Features me and Gempire. Read and Review!
Crossover - Osmosis Jones & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Death Knell by TheDoublemintTwins11 reviews
None of the Strawhats had ever expected that Luffy would die in his sleep, and that's because he didn't. Now Zoro must go to the depths of hell and back to save his captain from an unnatural end that he doesn't deserve. No pairings, not a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Talking Doll by Vaguefuture reviews
Alternate Universe - AU. I wanted a ring and he gave me a stupid doll wearing a straw-hat? What kind of boyfriend is he?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
He's Back by Poison's Ivy reviews
It’s been two years since they found One Piece, but at a cost. He died in battle, and now he’s back to haunt her. And he doesn't plan on letting her go. Zoro.Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
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To Every King A Crown reviews
"This fruit in particular is called the Fuwa Fuwa no Mi, or the Float Float fruit. It will grant the user the ability to move objects with their mind... and Fly!" Sorry about the sucky summary; THIS IS THE ADOPTED VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Luffy
The Monster Within reviews
M.J., a journalist for the city of Frank lands the biggest scoop in biological history when she learns of the survival and return of Frank's deadliest enemy. after being captured and held hostage by him she begins to learn more about him... and herself...
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Thrax, Ozzy