![]() Author has written 2 stories for Osmosis Jones, and One Piece. here's the link to my deviant for those of you who are curious as to what the virus characters look like, i also have a treat for u in one of the pics!! *cough*Thrax*cough* Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! Things to do in Wal-Mart: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Stalk someone and see what they buy and make a lifestory for them. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" 16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 17. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 18. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and 19. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest. 20. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional) 21. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!" 22. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?" this last one is just a random i picked up from a fanfiction account (well really theyr all from the same account but whatevs!) "I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!! I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!!!" If you have a jar a dirt then copy and paste this in your profile. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles-Street Sharks-Double Dragon (T.V. Show/Movie)-Biker Mice from Mars-Loony Toons-Mighty Max-Beast Wars-Jonny Quest You remember watching Cartoon Cartoon Fridays-Beetle Juice series You remember watching -Mortal Kombat Movies-Hercules (Live action Series)-Xena the Worrior Princess-X Files-Star Treck Deep Space 9 You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!! I believe in my mind that 'Sanity' is socities form of "Imprissoned Thinking" or "Structured Thinking". I also believe that being 'Insane' is the first step to reaching "Free Thinking". |
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