Care for some Batman crackfic oneshots? Here is a whole fanfic full of them! Prepare for some major absurdity, parodies, and OOC madness! It includes Penguin's love-life, Ra's al Ghul's secret to immortality, Joker at his best, Bane owning a restaurant, Poison Ivy setting some facts about veganism, and SCARECROW! Rated T for hilarity.

Batman and Robin Dick and Bruce take on the Penguin, who is using a restaurant to facilitate his criminal schemes. Inspiration from both old-timey comics and the 1960s show

An up and coming contractor needs a new partner; Partner-less mercenary needs a job. This is the story of Keiss and Layle, from their first meeting to their rocky start as men for hire, as they uncover the mystery of a time controlling Lilty. Keiss/Layle

How the boy's became estranged during Sam's time at Stanford. Mentions of abuse and possibly more graphic abuse scenes later on. This is my first Fanfiction and I would greatly appreciate feedback. Please read and enjoy!

A collection of oneshots focusing on Robin and moments between him, Bruce, and Wally/Roy. Cover made by the amazing jordylilly777!

Times when Robin just randomly fell asleep and a few times when he couldn't. light fluff. rating cause I'm paranoid. suggestions would be awesome :

*As of 5/21/13, this story is on PERMANENT HIATUS. This is ONLY here as a sample of my writing. Summary: Something's wrong with Jim, and he's not saying a word. But when the crew of the Enterprise is in danger as a result of it, it's up to Spock to help Jim before it's too late. Eventual K/S.

In which horses and stables become a metaphor of sorts of the bat-family. Or, Batman with horses and Dick and Jason too. Slash.

Pretty much what the title implies. Fluff and such about Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. Dick will probably get the most "screen time" because he's my favorite!

Hatred destroyed their family and tragedy salvaged the pieces. As they watch Gotham sink deeper into hell each must make a choice to stand and fight, or be damned as well. Before all is done the streets will run red with the blood of four young men.

A metahuman serial killer has captured Batman and Robin. She's decided Robin will be the next victim of her trademark death trap, and Batman can't escape quickly enough to do anything.

What happens when Jason gets hurt? Dick appears, as if by magic, of course! not a crackfic - I'm just bad at summaries Rated for slash and Jason's language...

After an encounter with Mad Hatter, Dick finds himself in a strange world filled with rabbits, tea, frilly dresses, and a Cheshire Cat quite unlike the one he's used to. Now he must travel across Wonderland, meeting familiar faces along the way, to find the King and Queen of Hearts, who might possibly send him home to his friends...and to Wally. KF/Rob Dick/Wally

In between his father and his youngest brother, Dick has been pulled to the limits of his patience. Add to that they all live in Gotham, the city that brings out the best and the worst of her inhabitants. Living in one city - they can never be too far from one another.

After TP parody. Link is heart broken after Midna leaves, because they can't be together. Link is depressed for awhile. Some stuff happens, then Link and Midna get married and have a baby. Bad summary, even worse story. Ch23: HAHAHAHA LOL.

N wants the world to realize they need to free Pokemon. But for some reason, he wants a young man named Touya in particular to listen and understand... N/Touya

One Shot: Damian was sent home after Batman ran across something on their patrol. He's not too happy about it. Can Dick's past experiences help the kid out or will he only make the kid more upset. Warning: adult theme no one likes though they are wonderfully vague. Read only if you like Law and Order: SVU

Dick Grayson must go to school. While there, a teacher questions whether his home life is really all that safe.

Brothers argue. Brothers have differences. Brothers "hate" each other one day and show their love for each other the next. Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are no different, despite Jason's issues. Dick just wishes he could make his little brother see that he doesn't have to be alone...He wishes that they could see eye to eye. T for safety.

Prompt fill from my lovely Code Mama. Gen: Wally and Dick are on a date when a lost little kid approaches them for help.

A short relitivly speaking drabble about Bruce, Dick, Jason and a boring Bruce high society party.

Despite the team knowing about his identity, Bruce still insists on Dick and Damian being incognito when out in public. Wally doesn't see why, until this day. Side story to Brotherhood.

Oneshot! Dick gets injured shortly after Bruce returns from the 'grave'. Damian decides that enough is enough and tells Bruce off. Brotherly fluff ensures

Dick Grayson grew up in a circus; he likes performances. Thus, when he plans something big for Father's Day, with the help of Jason, Tim, and Damian,things are bound to get interesting. One-shot

AU. In a universe where our heroes are villains, thirteen year old Wally West struggles with the effect his acquired super speed has had on his life. Having run from home, his parents, his aunt and now his childhood hero, Wally's trying to stay out of trouble. Trouble soon finds him however, in the form of another young boy visiting the city. A bold, daring, Laughing Young Devil...

Damian has to make a Mother's Day card for someone. Since he doesn't see Talia anymore who should he give it to? Read to see how he deals with this dilemma.

With any new addition to a family, there are almost always instances of jealousy; and the team as well as the JLA will have to cope. Sequel to "Brotherhood".

Full-contact fraternal embraces. A short little fic.

The impossible was possible, tonight it had become a reality, Batman was dead. In the wake of the Dark Knight's demise Dick is left to gather what remains of the Batclan in order to hold his father's beloved city together. Dick-Jay-Tim-Damian-Others

In the calm before the storm, Dick indulges in some bad poetry and Jason indulges in Dick not that he would ever admit it . - Part 7 Of Burn 'Verse

Dick was starting to wonder where the horror stories about this kind of shopping came in. He didn't have to wait long.

But do anyway. "They work together to prank me, go figure."

Dick's there to help with all of his brothers' problems. Even the weird ones.

Robin has been kidnapped. And while Batman races to rescue him, Dick finds himself in a situation he never thought would happen; and let's just say, cloning science is old news. Slightly AUish

Superboy can be as protective as the man he was cloned from. The instinct becomes worse especially after a near-death experience. SuperboyxRobin pairing.

Ghirahim/Link. Our hero, on his way to begin his first trial in Faron Woods, decides to rest for the night. That's when things start to get out of hand. Rated M for Chapter 2. Terrible summary is terrible. Chapter 3 will be up soon

It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.

Jane may be Dorothy, but Lisbon is the one who just wants to get back home. Contains spoilers for the Season Three finale.

Shooting Bruce Wayne's son is always a bad move. Lenore is about to find out how bad. Sequel to 'Misrouted.'

Dean has been on his own since John bailed on him nearly three months ago and Bobby is worried so he decided to enlist Dean's help with what should be a fairly routine job. Only trouble, the word routine? - It isn't in the Winchester vocabulary

AU. Pre-series. A hunt gone bad sees the boys seperated from John and hurt. How will they find each other again when all the evidence leads John to horrible conclusions and the boys are afraid to find thier father? Give it a chance. You won't regret it!

Something's wrong in the financial side of Batman Inc. Bruce decides to root it out, but trouble gets in the way.

Sammy has just figured out that life isn't fair for his older brother, Dean. He wishes there was some way he could help. When his wish comes true their lives are changed forever. AU, hurt!Dean, sick!Dean, protective!Sam, reverse de-aging Dean 8, Sam 4&24

When they found Robin, he was weak and trembling. But they couldn't help him, not now. All they could do was escape.

Oppressed, wounded, betrayed...those were the only kind of Pokémon N was allowed to see as a child.

They say curiosity is a sign of intelligence. In that case, Murphy must have been a genius as a child, and a fearless one at that. Ok, so I went in and fixed something that at least two people commented on seriously guys I didn't know

What N believes is love and what the world believes is love are two entirely different concepts. Even what seems right can be wrong. A quick insight into the antagonist of Black and White and how he changes because of the protagonist. Spoilers for Gen V.

Before they were Saints, they were boys. Hyper, dirt-magnet boys. And the only way their mother could get them to behave was to teach them another language. "Our mother insisted on it."

The Saints give their first interivew from prison. As it turns out, they have more questions to ask than the reporter herself. Post All Saints Day. Oneshot.

“Heard Jewboy was coming home.” Kenny turned to look at Cartman. "What? Kyle?" "Yep. Wendy told me. Met up with him in France. Dude he’s been in boarding school up there. Freaking Lame.” Style. Rating will change.

Yamato returns home from being on tour to find Taichi asleep in his bed.

Sequel To Catch An Ishida. Matt doesn't have a fear of expressing his feelings openly. He just wishes he could be as creative and spontaneous as Tai sometimes, that's all.

It wasn't that Conner was anxious to die. He was tiered. He just wanted to go home. Home to Murphy. NOT HAPPY! NOT SLASH EITHER!

Pre-series. 11 year-old Sam doesn't want to move away again, so he prays for his family to stay in one place. It's a case of "Be careful what you wish for." Very sick!Dean.

AU. Angel!Dean, Demon!Sam. '"I may have…bought a new housemate today," he said, slightly sheepish, and Azazel's eyes lit up in delight. He'd been pestering for Alistair to buy a Demon for months.' Slash, Het, DSM, Wing-porn. Sam/Cas/Dean at the end.

In which Kris has foul language, Gold is a mother, Silver is still a violent but hot creeper, and Lyra gets the short end of the stick.

AU. Dean and John are the best hunters out there, but when John finds out Dean is gay, its up to Castiel to save him. Dean/Cas

Matt has the hiccups. Tai and the rest of the Digidestined attempt to cure them. Nothing good can come of this naturally.

Slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean/Cas, Sam/OFC. Dean and Cas decide to get Sam back on the dating horse. Well, Dean decides; Cas humors him. Does Sam have any say in the matter? Of course not! Now Complete. Ch.12: Because 67impala demanded it - more boy necking.

Sam and Dean tackle a witch of the very worst kind who leaves Dean with a terrible curse. Sam faces a race against time to save his brother's life.

Sometimes you can't shoot your way out. Sometimes you have to run for your life. Murphy never seemed to understand that. WARNING: NO HAPPY ENDING! for fourum prompt by pizzazz8my8luy

Sometimes getting lost in the past isn't a bad thing. •••FFCC:TCB PREQUEL FIC. No pairings defined yet. Layle centric. scrapped.

Set in Season 2 – When their delay claims the live of a child Dean searches for a way to cope. He finds the wrong one.

It has been 3 years since the Death of John Winchester and Dean is in desperate need of some nostalgia. Castiel gives it his best attempt. One shot.

No doubt, endings are hard… but then again, nothing ever really ends, does it? Just a little post-season 5 drabble. Spoilers through the finale.

While Bobby attempts to figure out how long that witch got him stuck with a de-aged Team Free Will, Dean's attention is turned more towards the possibilities presented by a friend with wings.

There's a baby in the car. That's it. Just a bit of fluff for fun, really.

Sam tries to deal with a 'manually challenged' and grouchy Dean. Bobby teaches Dean the true meaning of 'Grouchy'.

Just because you're the eldest, doesn't mean you're the only one who can look after a brother. Present for angel death dealer.

Dean has to write a term paper for school.

Dean and Cas were sent to the library. Where do you think they ended up? Sam finds an extremely drunk Dean and Cas and struggles to get them back to their motel. Hilarity ensues with several mishaps. Contains a very funny drunk Cas. Please review!

It's raining and Dean doesn't know how he knows but he knows something is wrong with Castiel. Destiel

Wee!chesters. Sam begs Dean to let him stay over at a friend's, and Dean secretly tags along to make sure his brother doesn't fall into harm's way.

Castiel is a soldier. And like any good soldier, he takes pride in carrying out his orders successfully. He is concrete and swift in his judgment, as all angels should be. Until he met Dean Winchester. One-shot.

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.

Coda to 5-22, multiple POV. Lisa tries to give Dean what he needs, Dean finally figures out what he wants, Sam entirely misses the point, and Castiel has trouble letting go.

When Sam gives Dean's last slice of pie to Cas, an argument ensues, Sam gets thrown out of their hotel room and some hot guy on guy action occurs. Pretty crazy things to happen over a slice of pie, but then again, it is the Winchesters after all.

Dean has gone blind. Now he must battle for his sight and his sanity. Blind!Dean.

"I remember this. Mom and Dad were fighting and Dad left home for a few days." A glimpse into a possible "what if" scenario regarding why John left Mary for those few days while they were fighting. One-shot.

What does it take to get Dean to his breaking point?

Just a plain ol' hunt story in a dark and spooky water treatment plant. Hurt, humor, action, and some tender care. Time set - early Season one.

WeeChester story. Dean is 15, Sam is 11. Dean hates algebra, he's in a bad mood, and he yells at Sam. What does Sam do?

Knowing how the Winchesters feel about carnivals, what do they think about amusement parks? Just another crappy day in the life of a hunter.

Sam and Dean walk into a bar, but Sam ends up carrying Dean out.

A list of rules that fans have learned from our favorite show, "Supernatural".

Murphy saw it everywhere. Everywhere was tainted.

Set in the middle of 5.21. Dean gets sick, then Castiel, leaving Sam to take care of them. Written for a schmoop prompt on LJ. No plot, just h/c and schmoop and a bit of angst. Spoilers right up to 5.21.

And that's when it hit me. I had created a monster. God, if you're even there, what have I done?

Matt's first meeting with Tai and Sora. Pre-Season 01. Chibi-cuteness.

After an accident in the Digital World that takes Tai's memories away, the other Digidestined return there to put an end to the digimon that attacked and forced them to face their inner demons. A story of friendship and forgiveness. Tai-Matt-Sora centric.

Matt and Tai. Together in trouble again. Lucky they're friends, right?

Matt is straight. Totally. So Tai had best back off with his unwanted advances. CRACK fic!

Matt thinks the phrase “any publicity is good publicity” is dead wrong. Tai is just his friend. So how come those pictures of them that surface look so darn slashy? Blasted paparazzi. CRACK fic!

Kirk's in trouble. Not only physically, but mentally as well. Will the one thing he desperately needs give him redemption? Or will he be left to suffer, alone, with no hope to save him from himself? K/S Oneshot.

Stan doesn't know what to draw, so he lets his Super Best Friend inspire him. RWG Oneshot. Style. T for language.

It was all Davis’s fault for starting it and Tai and Matt’s for not letting it drop. In which the Digidestined embark on a discussion on what kinds of unique super powers they would each have, because why should Digimon get all the fun? Season 01 & 02.

As the CSI: Miami team tracks down a cold-blooded killer, one of their own falls victim to a mysterious and deadly illness after being injured on the job. To save him, they will have to solve his murder ... before he dies. Reviews greatly appreciated!

Stan and Wendy are planning on getting married...! A pissed off Cartman and a downtrodden Kyle decide to go to Vegas and drown their sorrows in gambling and beer. Oncoming hangovers and blurry memories. Oneshot.

A story about Dean and John some time after Sam went off to college. Dean and John are a fearsome team together but will John ever allow Dean to hunt on his own? Hurt!John, Hurt!Dean, angst - COMPLETE

Pure nonsense with the lab rats of the Las Vegas Crime Lab. Funny, but not very good. If you like Black Eyed Peas and slime on Ecklie, click that title!

For Sam and Dean, it was nothing out of the ordinary. But Greg wouldn't understand his connection to it until later, and Nick was somewhat lost in the scheme of supernatural events. SPN Crossover.

Still reeling from the revelation of Dean's deal, the brothers hunt down the Hell Gate demons. But one hunt sends them to a place where secrets kill, sins are punished, and Sam and Dean feel the impact of an ageless war. Co. Gaelicspirit and Sojourner84

This is a stupid story. Don't read it. You'll lose brain cells. It's not supposed to make sense, so don't try to make any sense from it, or you'll die. Just read it...if you don't you'll wonder for the rest of your life what in the heck I'm talking about!

Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.

Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.