I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her time reading, writing or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call wierd, and a freak, either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows how to be proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her wierd(it's a compliment.), who loves reading and writing and doing things that no one seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express her self better with words then actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of thew little things.

Ahem.

Unfortunately, I can currently define myself better by what I hate than by what I love. I hate those people. I hate them for pretending to be unique and SPESHUL and different. I hate them for acting as if they're the only ones who like to read or write or whatever their SPESHUL activity is. I hate them for taking pride in their SPESHULNESS that's exactly the same as every other "unique" teenager on the planet.

I detest most romance of any kind because I am completely tired of seeing romantic love held up as the best kind of relationship. Keep in mind that any fanfiction I write will contain absolutely no shipping, and I may even tone down canon relationships because I am not interested in writing romance. Ever. At all.

I hate Twilight (no duh), every instance of the phrase "lone wolf," Mary Sues, and emoness.

If you'd rather hear more about what I like, I think The Lies of Locke Lamora is the best book in existence. I dabble in anime and find Jean Kirschstein, Grell Sutcliff, and Roy Mustang all extremely awesome.

I am agender, aromantic, and asexual. I am also biased, irrational, and foolish (aka human), but I try my best. If you want to PM me feel free, I am not as much of a jerk as I might seem.

Other things I love: Supernatural, Sherlock, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titan, Black Butler, The Order of the Stick, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Terry Pratchett, Loki, dragons, dissecting bad literature, first-person POV, cowards, LOTR, ASoIaF, and Faustian bargains.

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