Hey, I hope yall realize that the wonderful picture have played or will play: Soccer, field hockey, basketball, swim team, volleyball, lacrosse(maybe), dance, horseback riding, and tennis. I am obsessed with sports period! I love soccer and have played since I was like 4. Anyway I love the beach and nature. I am into football and my fav. teams are: Colts, Broncos, Redskins, and the Giants. I hate the Cowboys and Eagles no offense but hey I have my reasons. I will sum up my personality with one word: Insane. See? It's that simple! Yes it is Dreamz. Shut up voice person. I think your name should be...Joe. Yes that suits you, not sure about the others but hey*shrugs*. You see what we mean?

Wow, I was so young when I wrote this. Honestly, not much has changed I guess? meh*

my tumblr account is fearlesssquirrel btw. I will further update this eventually. It's been about 4ish years since I've been active on this site. Hopefully I can get back into it as a senior university student with too much spare time!

I like all types of music, here's a few of the ones I like:

Odd One- Sick Puppies

How to save a Life- The Fray

Deftones - Diamond Eyes

Linkin Park -New Divide

Paramore(can't remember all their songs so yeah)

Avril Lavigne: When youre gone, My Happy Ending, anything but ordinary, Losing Grip, and her other songs

Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child(awesome song)

Across the Universe/Blackbird/ and the other's:(the artists and the originals)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: Free Bird, Saturday Night Special, Sweet Home Alabama(the original not the dirt to put it nicely that some band or whatever tried and failed to impersonate!), and his other songs

Flyleaf(cant remember the name of the songs I like sorry)

Allman Brothers: Jessica, Sweet Melissa

Skillet: Hero, Awake and Alive

Evanescence: My Immortal, Bring Me to Life, etc.

Bullet For My Valentine:Bittersweet Memories,

Chevelle:Red

O.A.R:Shattered

Good Charlotte:Predictable, Anthem

And other songs and artists like that!;)

Some movies I like are:

Die Hard (Bruce Willis, and the rest of the movies that are a quartet)

Avatar

Saving Private Ryan

Band of Brother's(tv series but hey its a movie too. I like the book to)

Jaw's

Star Wars(the originals)

Step into Liquid

The Great Escape

Jurassic Park 2,3 and the Lost World

James Bond stuff(Casino Royale, Live and Let Die, and such)

Red(just came out in theaters)

Unstoppable(soooo intense)

And others I will think of in like two minutes;)

Grades and Social status:

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I Like to talk about my personal life so I MUST be annoying.

I Love my brother so I MUST be weird

I LOVE sports therefore I MUST be stupid

I LIKE football so I MUST be a cheerleader

My Strangeness:

I DON'T want to mess with my hair so I CAN'T be stylish.

I DRESS in whatever fits and is available so I HAVE to be a slob .

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE!

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I supported Senator McCain, so i MUST be racist and against change

I cry easily but rarely, so I MUST be a wimp that has barely any feelings.

Social Life:

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

My Writing:

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue(mary-sue are based on prettier versions of the authors (most of the time) all my fan characters are blonde and have long straightish hair and I'm a sandy blond wavy hair)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I HATE streotypes. don't use them!

(I got this from Nerds-will-rule-the-world thank you!)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.(does that include sometimes cause if so then yeah)
xSad movies suck.(they r too depressing)
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(sooooo fun)
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.(secretly still do)
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

x You watch sports on TV.(everyday!)
x Gory movies are cool.(awesome
xYou go to your dad for advice.(sometimes like for fights n stuff though thats mainly my brothers job)
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps. (i hate baseball too, and yet i still own baseball caps)
xYou like going to high school football games.(and college, college=more fun)
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.(pokemon anyone?what about a regular deck? does that count?)
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.(YESSS)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(nevr tried)
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(all of them well green and blue are my fav fav's)
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.(good times good times...)
x Sports are fun.(nuh uh they r AWESOME!!!)
x Talk with food in your mouth.(occasionally)
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 22

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xcats are better than dogs(have both)

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(once in a while)
x You love to shop.(occasionally)
You wear eyeliner.(once every four months?)
You wear the color pink(sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice(sometimes)
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.*have too, friend is one*
You hate wearing the color black.*again what is availible and my mood*
x You like hanging out at the mall.(depends...who i m with)
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(they sound fun! never had one i dont think...)
x You like wearing jewelry.*hemp anklets and necklaces, my fav. pooka shells and my customizd sea glass necklace
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. I just found out I don't own a single skirt! Weird huh?
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.*it was awesome the original ones were anyways*
x You were in gymnastics/dance.(dance, ballet, pointe, jazz, and contemporary r awesome!)
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(loooong showers, barely do make up, i dress fast though)
x You smile a lot more than you should.(depends on my mood and who i m with)
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(flip flops, vans, few high heels*shudder, sneakers. what about kleats and dance shoes?)
xYou care about what you look like.(i like taking care of myself)
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.(once a year)
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(deoderant?sports?)
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.(do g.i.joes count? i kind of liked playing dolls a little bit but barely at all...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.

Total: 17

Hmmmmm...why didn't anyone tell me I was a guy? I sure don't look like one. Maybe it's because I was brought up with a bunch of guys and the only girls were never there and...yeah. so how did this happen?

I forgot who i got this from. SORRY WHOEVER U ARE*YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones you are)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

During a time of day, you think; "I need to write."

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Of course, why wouldn't I??? Stoopid question.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No but it was really sad and I felt guilty for secretly wishing he would fold in his stupid wings while over a rocky canyon.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yersh. But the last book is so antifang!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

R-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Duh!

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I was cracking up. and i fell out of my chair.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I don't squeal. I laugh, I felt really awesome though.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, cause it's a library book. if i had it would be at my brother and that would result in my tragic death.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Max! and Iggy, and kindof Fang

10. Do you like Jeb?

Why would I? Who does?

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

kind of, it was so sudden.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

millions of times better.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Nudge i guess had a legit reason though i was pretty fed up w/ her. Angel, I was ready to hit her.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

It's between Max, and saving the world and other extreme sports. kind of had Angel experiment as the 3rd.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

No music really describes them... each has their own...album really

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yes, sometimes

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Ari, or some evil manipulative dude so max can get him/her out of her head.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

yes, to give an idea, iggy should learn piano, and max should learn guitar, so should fang...and so on.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

There's that doctor...she's twenty-one...it starts with a B...

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX all the way. i think iggy should be undecided for now since some of us*ahem* loooove him.

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List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular

order:

1. Max

2.Fang

3.Iggy

4. Gazzy

5.Nudge

6.Angel

7.Ella

8.Dr. M

9.J.J.(from SOF)

10.Akila

11.Tess(the girl that was so nice to iggy in SOF)

12.Max2

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no, that would be just wrong.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

he's cute, but only because he is a little kid. and in answer to the original question, sorry Gazzy but no.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Again, just plain wrong

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

no...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No! That would be...*shiver*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

both are gay couples.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

no! they're mother and daughter!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

week ago i think

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Max and Ella are in a happy relationship until J.J. runs off with Ella. Max brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Tess and a brief unhappy affair with Angel, Then follows the wise advice of Nudge and finds true love with Max 2. That is very very gay.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Sad, but that happens with parents and their kids alot anyway.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Ecstatic!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

um...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

i'd be ticked and kick him as max says 'where the sun don't shine'

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Glare and send her out to find total and the flock and bring them to me.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

i'd slap the knife the knife of Max's hands and scream that Fang made her do this because he left! Oh and that it was a set up by James Patterson to make her do this.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

smile and hug him. then plot a way to prank iggy.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BRUSH!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Chase them around, and duct tape them to chairs while torturing them with the scent of cookies!

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Scream! Then ask Fang where the flock is and glare at Tess because she liked Iggy

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

umm... 0.0 and she'd probably faint.

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

creepy probably the one that's human. Though I can't imagine that either.

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

She'd buy toys if it was before she went weird, now...I cant be sure.

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1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

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50 Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
32. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
33. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
34. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
35. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
36. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
37. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
38. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
42. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
43. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
44. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
45. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
46. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
47. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
48. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
49. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
50. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
51. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
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FAV QUOTES

"Boys are like trees... it takes them fifty years to grow up."

"Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes."

"Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I spilled Spot remover on my dog; now he's gone."

"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one"

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Always remember, that you are always unique. Just like everyone else."

"I seemed to have lost my Common Sense... Have you seen it anywhere?"

"If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese?"