“Sorry Issac Newton, but Shadow is the king of gravity!”

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.•.•*) .•*) I need rocking music to relax my mind.

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･:.｡..｡.*･'(*ﾟﾟ*)'･:.｡. .｡.*･

️ Single

️ Taken

️ Mentally dating a character that doesn't exist.

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Mood: LMAO

Playing: Pokémon White 2. SequelShipping, much? :3

Listening to: Linkin Park. Hell yeah!

Reading on FanFiction: Perhaps anything.

Writing for FanFiction: Dunno, perhaps anything. :D

Drawing for dA: My Own Characters. Man, I suck at drawing. XD

Drinking: Sprite.

Eating: Pizza Rolls.

ヾ(＠＠)ノ

Quote of the Month:

Chris: Here, this will help you find the emerald easily.

Sonic: Hope you put the other side in a milkshake.

--Sonic X

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Shadow: Hey there, glad you could take your time reading this damn thing made by a damn young woman.

Shadow, get out. Anyways, Ima gonna tell ya a few things about me.

The REAL name's Akira, most of you have known me as Rosalina or Rosa. But that's fine, it doesn't matter, I have a lot of nicknames, like Rosia(named by Sam, my bro), weird, frisbee, lame and Rosawiener/Rosaloser, anyways. I just decided to tell you my real name so I won't be a liar.

I'm immortal, by the way. XD

As you can see, I'm a proud, crazy, random, insane and lame fanfiction author. Believe it or not, I got like, 70 stories nearly ready to upload, but...damn you, Sonic, why do you have to make it hard for me to keep you in-character?!

Oh, and remember that I had a deviantART account named StartlightDark35? That account is no longer used, as I forgot my password. And then I forgot the password to my Live. And then I forgot the password to my Yahoo. My new account's now SenpaiHugMeh.

Little mini profile about me:

Name: Akira(I have a guy's name XD)

Age: 15

Appearance: Dark-brown messy hair with cream streaks, big brown eyes, usually wearing my custom 'RANDOM AND I KNOW IT' t-shirt and baggy jeans, plus a red and white windbreaker(Derek's Christmas gift last year. Funny how it looks like Hugh's jacket XD).

Powers: *mocks Spongebob while waving hands in the air* Imaginaaaaation! ...and my major ass kicking skills.

Personality: To put it nicely, I'm a guy by personality and voice, yet a girl by appearance. XD

Relationships:

Sam: Ma bro! Plus we have this thing of respect towards each other ever since we kissed one time while playing in our childhood. :3

Alysa: My sister that I don't give a fudge about, neither does she to me. Seriously, she's like the real-life Mary-Sue I always wished for.

Kyouhei: My childhood friend and boyfriend. After the switch with rooms, he still doesn't know that Haruto-senpai sleeps with me(no, not like that, idiots.).

Jake: Official ex-boyfriend. We're still friends, but I'm not talking to him after he proposed to me. *glares at the closet where he stays every night*

Sora: Dunno much about him, except that he's one of my stalkers, and apparently he had a crush on me after my brother and I nearly ran over him.

Ami: My right arm. We met in kindergarten where she was bullied a lot. Her parents were rich, and often were out for business. I played my role of being the hero, and invited her over to my house for a play date like the awesome five year old I was.

Mari: Childhood friend, and Derek's little sister. She's the most one out of all my friends that supports my opinions, even if they're messed up. I'd say, our friendship is really strong, and she would rather die than saying no to me again after me and her made up. (I'm sorta scared, concidering she REALLY knows how to use a gun.. And I'm still, to this day, considering the way that we reconciled after fighting, it wasn't pretty... *Maria looks at me innocently while I cower under my laptop, shivering*)

Leilia: My OTHER right arm. (Three arms lol) I see her more as a problem-solver than a friend, but that's just my opinion. She's still my No. 1 fan, in any case.

Unnamed roommate: Nope, I'm not giving you her name. When I refer to her in my stories, I say Lisa, or Lyra, yet that's not even close to her real name. Anyways, she's a good friend. Almost like me.

Haruto: My other roommate, and self-proclaimed escort. He also *cough* shares the bed with me *cough*.

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm a proud fan of: WAY TOO MANY FANDOMS TO COUNT. Or, if you want a more detailed description, pretty much anything that winds up either on TV or in my Google searches.

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Characters I love/support: (IN ORDER, BITCHES~)

Zee winners: (Pretty much everyone tsundere -in mai maind, bitches-)

5. Marshall Lee(AT): 'Cuz, ya know, he's sort of tsundere... *blushes madly* 10/10

4. Train (BLACK CAT): My god is he sexy. Ten out of ten... *starts to blush* ...cuz I want to be like him, you know... carry a gun and be a pedophile by hanging out with a fourteen year old girl.

3. Cole (Ninjago): Oh, my god. Ten out of ten for being a chocolate cake lover. That, and he is so much better than Kai(my point of view).

2. Lloyd (Ninjago): After seeing the fanart, I love this cute little guy. I was still kind of mad at him even after HIM being the Golden Ninja(I was kinda hoping it would be either Jay or Cole), but whatever. 10/10.

1. Shadow (StH): Same reason as all the rest. *muffled fangirl squeals as Sonic X plays in the background* 10/10

AND THE ONE GUY THAT ISN'T IN ANY PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED WORK: Yu! Yeah, you heard me right. A character I made up is on this list. Why? BECAUSE HE'S EVERYTHING ME AND MARI WANT IN A GUY. I mean, at first glance, he's just your typical smarty-pants, right? Well, that pretty much is true, since he goes to a private university, unlike Haruka, despite being sort of poor. Sai's family took care of the scholarship(fortunately). And also, what's a novel without some childhood friend side-character yaoi? *totally not being sarcastic*

Zee losers: Empty because pretty much everyone that I didn't mention up there are fighting for six out of ten, except for the following:

Big the Cat :D

Nah, just kidding. We love ya, Big.

You see, my main headcanon about Sonic is genuinely stupid. Occasionally I write about other fandoms, but only when I'm in the mood for it.

Who's my character, you ask?

Well, these are my four main characters whom I use in the Sonic category, each with their owners. (Note that I gave up on my old character Rosa to focus on developing character on this particular fandom, because I don't want to be like AkaiDahlia, YoshiWii1, or PrincessElizabeth2100. Look them up on Encyclopedia Dramatica, if ya wanna know what I mean.)

Full Name: Akisuka "Aki" Kamisama

Human Counterpart: Akira(no second name given :P)

Species: Mikagaitachi (original species, 'cuz I'm so original XD)

Age: 16

Current Owner: Aki

Appearance: (Mobian: Short dark-brown messy hair, deep brown eyes, wears anything ranging from baggy pants and to short-short skirts, and a special necklace only Mikagaitachis can wear. Her signature outfit:) (Human: Same as me, bitches)

Personality: Sadistic towards Shadow, sarcastic and cheerful towards everyone else.

Relationships: Kyo [childhood friend/boyfriend]/ Aria [childhood friends, cousins(at one point of time)]/ Shadow [mentor, guy whom she acts sadistically with, guy whom she wants Amy Rose to date]/ Ami [best 'buddies']/ Amy Rose[mentor #2, sister-like figure since Alysa doesn't give two-cents about her]/ Jake/Rage(cousin's OCs) [weirdos whom once had a crush on her]

Backstory: ...do I seriously I have to?

Theme Song: World is Mine - Hatsune Miku

Full Name: Arianna "Aria" Megami

Human Counterpart: Same.

Species: 50/50 mobian/human

Age: 15 (lied about her age, said 17)

Current owner: Maria

Appearance: (Human: Waist-length brunette hair with cream streaks, emerald green eyes, fairly tan skin. Usually wears a blue Sonic t-shirt with blue jeans and red sneakers.) (Mobian: Brunette hedgehog with cream streaks, emerald green eyes with a fairly tan muzzle. Usually wears an electric blue jacket with blue jeans.)

Personality: Way too sarcastic and humorous.

Relationships: Kyo [overprotective older brother] Rosa [childhood friends, cousins(at one point of time)]/ Sonic [boyfriend]/ Amy Rose [superior over Sonic to her]/ Ami [best 'buddies']/ Light [best friend, cousin]

Backstory: N/A due to Maria not telling me.

Theme Song: It Doesn't Matter - Bowling for Soup(?)

Full Name: Ami Rose

Human Counterpart: Bitch, please. She's already a human.

Species: 100% Human

Age: 17

Current Owner: Ami

Appearance: Pink waist-length hair with strawberry streaks, pink eyes, usually wears a dark blue jacket with denim shorts.

Personality: Quiet-looking, but sorta insane when you get to know her.

Relationships: Tsubasa [boyfriend]/ Akimi [biological older sister, possible love interest]/ Aki [big 'sister', best buddy, possible love interest]/ Aria [best buddy]/ Daiki the Wolf [possible love interest(he shows interest in her, doesn't show interest in him)]

Backstory: When she was five, her parents had died in a car accident. Rosa was there at the time, so she had saved her before the car exploded. Apparently, she had lost her memory. Ami had lived with Rosa for a while, until they had to part ways due to Ami having sent for adoption. She apparently still remembers Rosa after they meet again, however, Rosa doesn't remember her. Most of the time, she acts like she doesn't remember her either, yet harbors some SISTERLY feelings for Rosa. Akimi, her biological older sister, revealed to Shadow that Ami is her younger sister, despite the different looks, due to having dyed her hair, as to not trigger Ami's painful memories of her childhood.

Theme Song: Follow Me - Kay Hanley

Full Name: Leilia "Light" Shiro

Human Counterpart: N/A

Species: 100% Mobian

Age: (Real: Unknown) (Physical: 18)

Current Owner: Leilia

Appearance: White hedgehog with red streaks. Her outfits are usually colorful and varied.

Personality: For all I know, stalker-ish.

Relationships: Slash the Hedgehog [boyfriend]/ Aki [best friend, biological sister(Light the Hedgehog only)]/ Shadow [biological brother (Light the Hedgehog only)]/ Silver [has a crush on him in some point of time :D]

Backstory: N/A because she doesn't wanna tell me.

Theme Song: After Dark - ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION (Dunno why she chose that one over all Bleach songs. *shudder*)

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As for any other OCs, like the ones I write in my series on dA, go to my gallery there, and scroll down till you find something titled Other OCs. (The irony...)

Status on stories:

I don't think I'll be able to finish ANY of the Sonic stories, so any stories I have not updated for a long time will be on hiatus. I'm currently focusing on other titles I like, sorry. I'll be back with a fresh outlook on the Sonic series, after I eventually finish my sightseeing series for Hugh, Rosa, and Nate, my own series on deviantART, my novel, and watching all anime that I missed.

Status on Reviewing:

I won't review unless it's either Constructive Criticism, or I really like the story. I rarely review, and when I do, relax, I don't report anybody unless it NEEDS reporting. But I find it quite amusing to watch people argue over a crappy story. It's actually quite fun to read when you're in an empty school with only two teachers and your creepy stalker.

Status on Story Covers:

Oh, come on! Seriously?! I don't actually draw, everything you find on deviantART are doodles I did in summer school this year! I mean, seriously! (Okay, I might do covers, but only if it gives me inspiration. XD)

~0.o~

Now, the thing I'm famous for: the typical conversation between me and my biology teacher!

Teacher: What is your name?

Me: Pfft, that's easy.

Teacher: What is Biology?

Me: Something that makes you bored.

Teacher: Name six microscope parts?

Me: Head, wings, feet, and.. I think it has a tail?

Teacher: Who is Mendel?

Me: Some guy that was so bored, he watched garden peas grow and have sex.

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Random stuff I picked up from other profiles:

List of Sonic the Hedgehog "fanon" standards! Stuff that isn't confirmed by the shows or games, but which many fanfictions seem to accept and share, as if by some unwritten agreement. Which of these would you use or never use in your own fanfictions, and why?

1. Sonic or other characters storing items in their quills. (Nope. They'd just fall out.)

2. Sonic or other characters storing things in "invisible pockets"/alternate dimensions/"hammerspace". (Hey, it's all fantasy...at least nothing can fall out.)

3. Characters breaking the fourth wall. (I do it all the time.)

4. Use of the term "sweatdropped". (Yep.)

5. Character rubbing the back of his/her head in awkward situations. (Yeah.)

6. Sonic being a prankster. (*nods* Yup. He's sarcastic and light-hearted even in danger, he'd probably like a joke in times of peace.)

7. Tails being like Sonic's little brother. (Yeah... That whole thing with the missiles in Sonic 2...let's just ignore that. XD)

8. SonAmy fics only: Shyness/fear of painful hugs/romantic awkwardness being Sonic's reason for running from Amy. (Maybe. I'd like to think up a better reason if I could.)

9. Sonic characters being in high school. (University, for a change. Otherwise, nah.)

10. Shadow being ticklish. (Heck, he's the Ultimate and all that; makes sense that his nerves would be extra-sensitive.)

11. The existence of Maria the Hedgehog. (No. Just...NO.)

12. Shadow needing a Chaos Emerald to perform Chaos attacks. (Uhh...)

13. Shadow NOT needing a Chaos Emerald to perform Chaos attacks. (Well... I figure he can pull off an attack or two by tapping into loose Chaos Energy, but he needs an Emerald to do any real damage, or to Chaos Control multiple times or long distances.)

14. Shadow loving Swiss Rolls/having a sweet tooth. (Chaos...SWISSROLL!!)

15. Scourge is always...hide your wives, hide your girlfriends. (Nah, he's a softie.)

16. Silver is lame. (No way! Haters gonna hate, Silver's gonna pwn.)

17. Tikal came out of the Master Emerald and is friends with Sonic and Co.. (Nah. It'd be awesome for solving the whole Knuxouge problem...if Tikal wasn't Knuckles' great-grandma or something along those lines.)

18. The Existence of Nazo. (IF he was to be existed, I'd guess he'd be one hell of a badass. Otherwise...)

19. Shadow tends to bully or generally dislike Silver. (Actually... But it's nothing he won't pay for. :P)

20. Sonic characters are actually capable of removing their gloves/shoes. (Duh.)

21. Mostly SonAmy fics: Amy calling Sonic "Sonniku," or Sonic calling Amy "Ames". (Yeah, I see it.)

22. ShadAmy fics: Shadow's nickname for Amy being "Rose". (Heck yeah.)

23. Characters' names being replaced with fancy colors, like "cobalt/azure/sakura/ebony hedgehog." (Yeah, it sounds legit, somewhat.)

24. Knuckles shrinking the Master Emerald and putting it in his pocket. (That's...logic.)

25. Shadow being immortal. (Let's just pretend that whole 'Shadow battling a giant lizard, falling from the sky in a meteor, losing his memory instead of dying while falling into the atmosphere in said meteor, fighting an alien warlord who is also his father(pun intended)' did NOT happen. But Shadow can't age, however. ...what was the question again...?)

Copy and paste this list to your profile with your own answers, and add any other "fanon" standards you may have noticed!

(~A~)

Somewhere in the year 2200, all the scientists got together and decided that by then religion was completely unnecessary. They'd gotten to the point where they could grow humans in test tubes from scratch and everything. So they delegated one of their number to go talk to God and give Him His retirement notice.

So, the scientist went up to see God.

"Look, God," he said. "Times have changed. We've got the technology to create humans better than you can, we look after ourselves--we pretty much don't need you anymore. So why don't you just go on off somewhere and leave us alone?"

God considered this for a while, and at last He said: "All right, we'll decide it by a contest. We'll both start with a handful of dirt, and whoever can create a better human being gets to have his own say."

"No problem," said the scientist cheerfully. "I can easily create a human being from the amino acids, minerals, and other compounds present in your average soil." So saying, he scooped up a handful of dirt to take to his lab.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, you go get your own dirt."

(~A

Many years ago, four young Mobians were mercilessly annoyed out of their wits. In their innocence, they tried to tease a passerby, urging him to play a game with them. Within minutes their foolishness was punished: their most prized possession, a fresh garden-grown leek, was brutally devoured by the passerby. The vegetable was gone before it even had a chance to scream.

If you have read this message, you have one chance to save yourself: you must first sing the Bohemian Rhapsody while juggling six freshly peeled rutabagas. Then you must find the seven Chaos Emeralds, find the computer room, shout "It's no use! Take THIS!" seventy-five times without stopping, and repeat "Long time no see!" in ten different voices. Then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do not do this, the four young Mobians and their leek will appear in your room tonight. If you're very unlucky, the passerby might show up too. They will appear on the windowsill at precisely seven o' clock, or eight o'clock if Cream's allowed to stay up late. Then they will greatly inconvenience you by pouring yogurt in your hair. There will be no escape.

Once, a guy called Altavious Knickerbocker read this message, and did not follow the instructions. Instead, he laughed it off and went to bed, thinking it was all a hoax. When he woke up the next morning, there was not only yogurt in his hair, there was yogurt on the bed, on the floor, and on his toothbrush. He ran out of the room, and he found that there was yogurt in his parents' hair, in his little sister's hair, in his great-uncle Floyd's hair. Even his pet goldfish had grown a head of hair, and there was yogurt in it.

So don't be like Altavious Knickerbocker. Be safe. Follow the instructions listed above, and the little Mobians and their leek will leave you alone. And good luck when you're looking for that damn Fourth Chaos Emerald.

~o.@~

The following challenge was written by a very disgruntled hedgehog. Can YOU meet the challenge?

Maybe I dislike Amy Rose the Hedgehog . . . but I wouldn't hate on her.

Maybe I dislike Princess Elise . . . but I wouldn't hate on her.

Maybe I dislike Chris Thorndyke . . . but I wouldn't hate on him.

Maybe I dislike Silver the Hedgehog . . . but I wouldn't hate on him.

Maybe I don't like that fanfic . . . but I wouldn't hate on it.

I admit it. Maybe I'm a little jealous of those super-popular authors . . . but I wouldn't hate on them.

Maybe I really hate that couple you're writing about . . . but I won't hate on you. Or on the couple, either.

Maybe I hated Sonic '06 . . . but I don't curse every time I mention it.

Maybe you get on my nerves . . . but I wouldn't hate on you.

Maybe I think you're wrong . . . but I wouldn't hate on you.

Maybe my beliefs are different from yours . . . but I wouldn't ever hate on you.

Is there anybody out there who could truthfully say "yes" to all of these statements?

Prove it! Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd NEVER be a hater! (Actually, I am, but it's alright to not be a hater, sometimes.)

If you never copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

99% of copypasta statistics are entirely made up on the spot!

95% of people don't know how to use percentages correctly. If you're part of the 15% that knows better, copy and paste this into your profile!

(~OAO~)

Sonic taught me to never lose hope. And that as long as your friends are behind you, you can save the world and get a chilidog all in a day’s work.

Shadow taught me to never give up and never stay down. You’ve got to get back on your feet, even when all the odds are against you. (Proof: "Even when the world chooses against me, I will fight like I always have.")

Knuckles taught me to keep reaching for number one. Even when checkered by failure, you cannot stop trying.

Tails taught me to do whatever it takes to help your friends.

Amy taught me to stand by your friends and cheer them on all the way.

Silver taught me to overcome your dark side, and that being intellectual doesn’t mean you’re weak or boring.

Mephiles taught me that nobody is completely evil, and that even the strongest of us are mortal too. (Well, technically speaking he's immortal, but immortals can't get defeated, right? Right?)

Charmy taught me to find the fun in everything and not to take life too seriously.

Espio taught me that when one window closes, another one always opens and to never forget where you came from.

Vector taught me that growing older doesn't mean you have to grow up.

(~=3=~)

Shadow the Hedgehog has way more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you love reading fanfictions, post this on your profile.

If you love fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to a lot of music, copy and paste this.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile!

I once had a pet hedgehog named Shadow. If you want him to live again, copy and paste.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy(but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered and then forgot again after walking back into the room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this.

If you have ever talked to the TV and then yelled at it for not listening, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever nailed your chair to the ceiling(don't ask), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can visualize something so well that you can literally see every blade of grass or strand of hair and can almost feel the sun shining on your head and the wind blowing gently through your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

Amy and Shadow stood outside the door; hearing the party and yelling from people inside. Amy sighed and gave herself some courage before asking Shadow what she needed to know:

"Shadow, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- My life or yours."

"My life."

Amy nodded to herself and walked inside. Only with the door part way open was when Shadow caught her wrist in his hand. Amy turned to him, first looking to her wrist in his grasp and then to his eyes. He sighed but it was more in pleasure as he spoke out:

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Amy's eyes widened at the statement while Shadow kept a firm grip on her hand. He paused before continuing:

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

The pink hedgehog chewed the inside of her mouth for a while before saying, "Prove it. Scream it to the world then."

Shadow only pulled her closer and whispered in her ear. When they pulled away, Amy's face held only confusion, "Why'd you whisper it to me? That was completely the opposite-"

Shadow cut of her off with a gentle kiss. It only lasted a few seconds because he pulled away and leaned their foreheads together to simply whisper:

"Because you are my world."

Here are some things you can do in an elevator for a laugh:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!

(~o~)

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

"Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' One of the clerks passed out."

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night(you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers...and then there are educators.

(~;o;~)

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"

"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

"I'm going back to get her."

(~0.o~)

Did I like nut another to it send, do to better anything have doesn't that person a like this reading time sweet your took you since.

(Now read it backwards!)

(~T.T~)

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love,

Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,

Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie

The Story of a Man's Triumphant Adventure:

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284, 232 blades of grass and 231,281,219, 999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door."

The man is relieved no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

. . . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk...

(~o

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name

5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Ice, Ice, Baby - Vanilla Ice (Well..he is a tough guy..)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Hello, Hello - Jang Keun-suk (Heck, I sing this every morning!)

3. Your teacher is...

Falling in Love with The '80s - Relilant-K (That's true...in a weird way.)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Live and Learn - Crush 40 (So true...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

Something That I Want - Tangled Soundtrack (...yeah, that's true. I dun have any neighbors.)

6. What would your best friend say about you?

Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO (*PHIL FACE(AT ref)*)

7. How do you feel right now?

What I'm Made Of - Crush 40 (Sure...in a way.)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?

Take It Off - Kesha (Well...)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Caramelldansen - Caramell Girls (Don't ask...)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

When I Get You Alone - The Warblers (Glee Version) (Emm...ex-boyfriend hiding in the closet...GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, JAKE!!!!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Gangnam Style - PSY (Yeah, that happened. Me and my boyfriend were wearing glasses and black suits, we bought a 12-pack Pepsi, and stayed out all night dancing to that in the park. And eventually we got 100 dollars.)

12. If you had to write a Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Fiction right now, what would the title be?

We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel (Lol, I got an idea about it!)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...?

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (That would happen...when I can actually dance and sing.)

14. Your life's theme song is...

My Precious - Jang Keun-suk (D'awww...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Fly/I Believe I Can Fly - Glee Version (*snorts* Yup.)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Never Turn Back - Crush 40 (That's..wait, why would I jump off a building...?)

17. Your motto is...?

Born This Way - Glee Version (Yep.)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

What About Love? - Heart (Uhh...love..?)

19. What did you dream about last night?

Metal Fusion BeyBlade Theme - ??? (So...I save the world with spinning tops..? And why was that song on my iPod in the first place..?)

20. Any last words?

High School Never Ends! - Bowling for Soup (Uhm.. Yeah!)

(~o.o~)

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pulls away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she says that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

Remember, SHOULD, not WOULD! :P Just kiddin'!

(~T.T~)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers(Watched them all the time...)

You watch sports on TV. (Depends what sport though)

You love video games

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop. (I LIKE to shop, I don't LOVE it.)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink. (One shirt that I wear that is pink...)

Go to your mum for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

Video games are boring.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time

You like hanging out at the mall.

You go to your mom for advice.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Barbies...yup. The first naked man I have ever seen is Ken.)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 6

Wow...IN YOUR FACE, GIRLY SIDE!

(~=A=~)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

o(~o~)o

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it too!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile!

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile!

If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you ever had an awesome dream and wanted it to continue the next day, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!

He's bringing SEXY back.

YEAH!

Them other hedgehogs don't know how to act.

YEAH!

His fur is hottest 'cause it's red and black.

YEAH!

Chaos Control or maybe Chaos Blast.

YEAH!

(Copy this into your profile...you know it's true...c'mon...admit it...admit it...ADMIT IT!)

〜（ゝ。）

If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If your one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Just because I don't go to church doesn't mean I don't have an ounce of belief inside me.

If you believe in God and are 100% proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile.

(~T-T~)

Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

(~.0~)

Friends/ Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma and Grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and GRAMS and GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN IT! ...It seemed like a good idea at the moment..."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad ...here's a tissue..."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Would watch you move away.

BEST FRIENDS: Would drag you down even when the plane is flying off.

FRIENDS: Will let you use their computer.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you off the chair and say, "Get off, bitch!"

FRIENDS: Lets you keep your privacy.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your diary and read it outloud.

FRIENDS: Only say I love you during events.

BEST FRIENDS: Will act as if they were your boyfriend or your lesbo girlfriend.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of themselves, too.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

(~•U•~)

Alright, I dug this up off of someone’s profile and I figured “Why the hell not?” (Doesn't everyone think that?) YEAH RIGHT!

*I'm changing the limit of how many characters and I'm putting all my OCs, including my novel ones. Sorry if you hate an OC in there--actually, I'm not sorry!*

Now read:

1. Yami

2. Sora

3. Aki

4. Light

5. Aria

6. Ami

7. Sai

8. Haruka

9. Reion

10. Yu

(Might add in some more side-characters sometime in the future)

Four invites Three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Uhm, no, not that I care...?

If you had to sleep over at either Eight's or One's house, who would it be?

Haruka's sorta scary... I'm going for Yami.

Two and Eight are making out and you walk in. What happens?

Holy crud, Sora and Haruka! This is so going on Reion's Twitter page... *takes a picture*

Sora: *tackles me*

Three has to marry eight, four or one. Who will he/she choose?

Aki: I'm not a lesbian, dammit.

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Yami: Sora! Stop licking the cookie dough!

One and Two are locked in a closet. What happens?

Yami: Sora, get off me.

Sora: Why? I'm comfy. *rubs against Yami*

Yami: Get off me!

Five, Four, and Seven have been locked in a room. What are they doing?

Sai: *stares at Light*

Light: *stares back*

Aria: *kicking the door* Will you two lovebirds stop staring and help me out here?!

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Haruka: Yu! How dare you cheat on poor Sai!

Sai: *sobbing*

Yu: ...It was a dare proposal, but Sora took it seriously...?

That is so not going to pull off on Haruka.

2 and 6 are dancing. What happens when 4 sees them?

...Ami can't dance, so Light's dancing instead.

Everybody gangs up on nine. Does nine have a chance in hell?

Ehh, no. *sits on a hill with popcorn*

Haruka: *sits down next to me*

Reion: Haruka! Help me! *runs down a hill*

Want some popcorn? *gives her popcorn*

Reion: Haruka!! *swims through the ocean*

Haruka: *nods* Sure.

Do you think ten is hot? How hot?

On a scale from one to ten, HE IS OVER 9000. XD

What is the reason that you want to kill 8?

I don't have any reason. Well, I think...

Haruka: How dare you make poor little Sai single?!

Other than that, SHE wants to kill me.

What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?

Yami? Hm... Losing her virginity to Sora. XD

You and six team up in something. What is that something?

Wanna go shopping?

Ami: ...yes.

What would happen if 3 laughed at 5?

Aria: *laughing*

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Aria: *gets a sledgehammer*

...then beat 'em. *sweatdrops*

What would happen if 1 went on a shopping spree with 8?

Haruka: Where's your boyfriend again?

Yami: *walks over from a nearby store* Beats me. By the way, got 500 dollars on you?

(Haruka hates shopping, btw)

What would happen if 1 and 2 fell in love!?

As Mari so eloquently puts it, 'Some people look so adorable when they kiss...and then other people are just like FACESMASH.'

What would happen if 6 got snowed in at 8's house?

Ami: ...? *looks at Haruka and Reion making out*

Haruka, Reion: *stares blankly*

Ami: *goes back out in the storm*

What would 8 do if she/he got snowed in at 7's house?

Haruka: ...and just tell me if that author makes you single again, alright, Sai-kun?

Sai: *nods* You're a great friend, Haru-chan.

Haruka: What? Noo. I'm an awesome friend.

Sai: *giggles* Hahaha, yeah, you're right.

*locked in closet*

What would 4 do if he/she found out he/she was in 3's body, and vice versa?

Light: *in Aki's body* Aki?!

Aki: *in Light's body, kissing Jake* Hmm, wha-?

...Why did Leilia choose my idiotic cousin's OC as Light's boyfriend...? And why the hell was Aki in Light's body in the first place?

Do you recall any fics about nine?

Do novels count?

What would happen if you walked in on two and seven kissing?

..Sora, first you were kissing Haruka, now Sai? *whistles* You move fast.

Yu: It's like deja vu.

You said it, bro.

Could you see 3 and 6 as a pairing?

Aki and Ami? If it's lovey-dovey, NO.

If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Reion: ...Ami and Light are only my friends...

Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 2?

...Yami and Yu over Sora? That, I gotta see.

What would happen if you walked in on 5 and 8 making out?

Seriously? What is up with this making out thing I keep walking in on?

Aria: But you didn't let me with Sonic like you usually do..

Yes, but now you're making out with Haruka!

Haruka and Aria: *eyes widen*

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap you?

Light: *tiptoes behind me*

Don't even think about it.

Light: But I don't wanna make out with Haruka! At least three people have already done that!

Sounds like your own personal problem.

Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Haruka: ...

Yu: ...

Haruka: I didn't see anything for Sai's sake, got it?

Yu: Got it.

8 and 9 get on TV. Why?

Reion: I don't even remember getting asked to be on TV...

Haruka: ...

Nine and Ten get married and Eight and One are late for the wedding. What do they do?

Haruka: I OBJECT!

Yami: YEAH!

Yu: This is like the second time I get married today. And I don't even know the guy this time.

Nine murders one's best friend. What does one do for revenge?

Rei wouldn't hurt a fly. But, if he were to actually murder Sora's sandwich, Sora would probably get so mad he'd dare make another one. Yes, that's the farthest madness the bastard could get to.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

Mmm, not that I can think of anything, since I'd be living on the moon by the time they do, unless Aria and Rei follow me there.

Have you ever written about six/eight?

Ami and Haruka? Naw.

Is eight a major character?

YES.

Do one and three make a good couple?

Yami and Aki? That would work, but Sora would make another sandwich!

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Aki: Cookies.

Three/Two or Three/One?

Three/Two more than Three/One. Three/One shall NEVER happen, since Sora is already on his third sandwich, and I do not want him to make the fifth.

Five/Nine or five/ten?

Neither.

What is a good shipping name for a 4 and 8 pairing?

Lei would kill me if I said this, and since I'm already dead... LiHaru.

What is a good shipping name for a 2 and 7 pairing?

Sora and Sai...hmm... Yami and Haruka would kill me for this.

Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?

Childhood Memories. *gasp* OH MY GOD, YES.

Do you draw or write eight?

YES.

Would you write a short story about nine/four/five?

A funny one yes, but not in relationships--well...actually I could but I wouldn't want to.

If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?

tbch K

Everybody is invited to 7's home for a party. What happens?

Sai: Beer's on me~! *gets drunk along with Yu*

10 has a birthday, and invites 2, 7, 6, and 8 to his/her party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Haruhi: *locks Yu and Sai in a closet* Beer for everyone else!

Sai, Yu: *still drunk*

5 and 10 go to a day camp. What happens?

*snorts* Nothing. Then again...

Aria: Umm...

Yu: *looks up from his laptop at her with an innocent face, smiling* Can I help you?

Aria: *eyes bleed, fear as intense as the blazing fires of hell* He smiled.

What do you think of Four/Three? Obviously Three/One surpasses it.

Three/one all the way if it means to avoid Mari's wrath. ...then again, Sora's on his sixth sandwich already.

2 is in love with 4, she/he confesses. How does 4 respond?

Light: Can you give me a moment? *walks out of the room*

Sora: She's not coming back, is she.

Nope, unfortunately.

8 hates you. Why?

For Yu getting married. Twice.

1 and 2 are fighting. What do you do?

...probably bickering about something stupid again.

2 loses his/her memory. You have to give him/her a new memory. What do you say to him/her?

Oh, man! I already went through this crap with Rei! *throws Sora out the window*

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer her/him up?

Rei: *sobbing*

Haruka, why is Reion crying? Did you break up?

Haruka: ...I didn't break up with him, he was overreacting when I said I'm going outside, again.

What if 6 became a stripper?

...Ami won't even dare, mothertruckers.

10 was kidnapped with 9. What is their escape plan?

Yu: *to Rei* Tell me, is it a crime to play magical girl/boy MMORPGs?

Reion: ...did I know you before?

...and then there were none.

10 was kidnapped by 9. What is his escape plan?

Yu: I barely know this guy, why would he kidnap me?

Yu can't think of an escape plan, unless it comes in the form of a magical girl/boy MMORPG, so, no.

4 opens a restaurant with 1. What does the restaurant look like inside and out and what is its name?

Light: --and then there will be a lot of streamers and colorful balloons and the name would be Sunshine--

Yami: I'm quitting already.

1 and 9 are in a stripper club. What happens?

Ami: *stripping*

Rei: ...

Yami: ...

Rei: ...

Yami: Let's get out of here.

Rei: ...right behind you.

9 throws a birthday party. What is their theme most likely going to be?

Rei: Memories...

Yup, that's the Reion we all know and love~

Make up an email address for 3.

...Cookies4evr@gmail.com? (I'm serious people, that is one of my emails)

(More when I'm bored :3)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. (Dammit!)

Opening Credits: "Go Google It" - Gakupoid and Megurine Luka (...mhm.)

Waking Up: "Worst Day Ever" - ??? (No, seriously. First I fell off my bed, then my toothbrush fell in the toilet, my toast was burned, my tire popped, and now I'm running after my extra tire.)

First Day At School: "Endless Possibilities" - Bowling for Soup (And so I get detention...)

Making Your New Best Friend: "World is Mine" - Hatsune Miku (OH, HELL YESSSSS...)

Falling In Love: "You Make Me Feel..." - Cobra Starship (...so true.)

Breaking Up: "Numa Numa Iei" - O-zone (Ehh...what is this song doing on my iPod..?)

Prom: "Club Can't Handle Me" - Flo Rida (Oh, yeah...)

Graduation: "High School Never Ends" - Bowling for Soup (In a way...that's true.)

Life's Okay: "This is Halloween" - Danny Elfman ( ...I don't get it...)

Death of a Close Friend: "Gangnam Style" - PSY (That's funny.)

Mental Breakdown: "Orange" - Lil' B (Instead of crying over my loss, I start using a Zanpaktou and kicking some Hollow ass. Awesome!)

Flashback: "Mile Away" - ??? (...What am I thinking about?)

Getting Back Together: "That's Just The Way We Roll" by Jonas Brothers (So...he continuously breaks up with me by singing Numa Numa?)

Wedding Scene: "Just Give Me a Reason to Love You" - P!nk (YES! He was probably never worth it anyway! MWAHAHAHA! I get a new man too...)

Birth of Child: "Coat Of Many Colors" - Dolly Parton (Awww, how cute--WAIT! I DON'T WANNA BE POOR!)

Car Accident: "So What" - P!nk (So I get in a car accident on purpose????)

Final Battle: "Scissoroid" - Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka (Oh, yeah, about that... I don't have any rival to face me with a pair of scissors yet.)

Death Scene: "Sexy and I Know It" - LMAO (I'm sexy even when I'm dead?)

Funeral Song: "Where are you Christmas?" - The Grinch that Stole Christmas (Obviously, I had a car accident on purpose and died and people are looking for Christmas. Yeah, that could work.)

End Credits: "Jingle Bell Rock" - Brenda Lee (...Okaaaaay...)

For the most part, it's a comedy. XD

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you LOVE Shadow's guns. (Badass guns are badass guns!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you Go back and Watch every single Sonic X episode, waiting for even the tiniest hints of Shadow moments! (He was one of the best parts of Sonic X)

And now, time for a little quiz!

Sonic the Hedgehog:

[x] You're one of the fastest of all of your friends. Sure am.

[x] You're willing to help anyone when they need it, no matter what. *nods*

[x] You have someone who follows you around. Ehm... *stares at Jake, Mara, and Leilia*

[x] You go where your feet take you. ...literally.

[x] You don't like standing still for too long. Can I ever stand in one place? Never.

[x] You hate water. My mom said I would be like Taz.

[x] You love moving around but you know how to relax too. Yuppers.

[x] You play by your own rules and are very cocky. That's me!

[x] You are extremely loyal. Very.

[x] You are a person that everyone seems to go to when they want to talk about something. Therapist curse.

Total: 10

Miles"Tails" Prower:

[x] You are kind of strange. Let's see...

[x] You're often called cute. Heck, I'm the girl that most guys in my school fall over me. Note that said fall OVER me.

[x] People tend to underestimate you. Underneath my cute appearance. Mom told me I was supposed to be a guy from my behavior.

[x] You have someone you call a sibling even though they are not related to you. Ehhh... *stares at the girls again*

[x] You tend to rely on one person other than yourself. Sometimes.

[x] You are very intelligent. (If it isn't A, it ain't OK.) Yup. Another curse of mine.

[x] You are good with machines. I think they're cool.

[x] You are one of the youngest out of your friends. Nah, I'm actually the oldest after Derek.

[x] You are often called "nerdy". By people who I don't hang out with, I look at them strangely before saying the number pi.

[x] You don't think much of yourself. I only write and draw, I'm more concerned about my friends at most.

Total: 10

Knuckles the Echidna:

[x] You are one of the strongest of your friends. Arm wrestling with Derek is a breeze.

[x] You are very protective of your possessions. Yes. Over a LOT of things.

[x] You keep your emotions to yourself but people can tell how you really feel. As I told Ames, people know from my smile.

[ ] You are very gullible.

[x] You are very stubborn and head strong. Yes! So stubborn when someone tries to lead.

[x] You have a friend who is also a rival to you. At times, all my friends have their moments of being my rival.

[x] You are quick to fight before talking things through. It's a curse.

[ ] You often jump to conclusions. Nah, thanks to Case Closed.

[x] People often try to wind you up and succeed. You have no clue how many times I wanted to smack a boy's face in.

[x] After people get to know you, they describe you as a very nice person. A badass is never really a badass, don't change that fact.

Total: 8

Amy Rose:

[x] You are very cheerful. My friends think I have something wrong with me...

[x] You are definitely an optimist. Curse!

[x] You don't care what people say. Not at all! After so many times of hearing everyone's crap, I realized it's not gonna make a difference. I am who I am.

[x] You are quick to try and solve a problem by hitting it on the head! Sometimes literally... *rubs head*

[x] Some people find you annoying.

[x] You will never give up.

[x] You would do anything to get your own way.

[x] You are very protective over the people you care for. Uhh...ASK JAKE!!

[x] You are good at giving advice. Told ya, it's a curse.

[x] You seem stupid, but are actually quite wise. It's all part of the act! *winks*

Total: 10

Shadow the Hedgehog:

[x] You are mysterious. Sadly, it's yet another curse.

[x] You seem evil, but usually turn out to be good in the end. Yup.

[x] You are vindictive. I can be. Really, really badly...

[x] You will do anything for certain people. *stares at Mari* At one point of time.

[x] You will not let anything get in your way. Of course not! Shove it out of my way instead!

[x] You are egotistical. VERY.

[x] You are independent. Yup.

[x]People often call you "Emo" or "Goth". From the way I dress...yes and no.

[x] You don't smile very often, and normally look angry or annoyed. I actually have a sort of a 'bitchface', so it doesn't matter if I'm smiling or not.

Total: 9

Rouge the Bat:

[ ] You love jewelry. Nope.

[x] You are very flirty. I have my moments as well.

[x] You love teasing people. Yeah!

[x] You are very sarcastic. Again! Yeah!

[x] You would do anything to get what you desire. Ask Jake.

[x] You are not good or evil. Eh, neutral.

[x] You'd rather look out for number one.

[x] You brag a lot. A LOT.

[x] You hate losing. With all my guts!

[x] You never accept defeat. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...then beat 'em.

Total: 9

Omega E-123:

[x] You use overly complex phrases. I'm shocked by my vocabulary.

[x] If something confuses you, you research it later. Whenever I remember it and I'm at a computer.

[x] You don't act it but you are quite co-dependent. I guess.

[x] You only trust a small amount of people. When I meet someone, I trust 'em completely until they give me a reason to not to. Then they're on their own.

[x] You're quite an angry person. My friends would find it surprising since we're always having fun and laughing. But yes, I'm very angry most of the time.

[x] You consider yourself the best in your family. Why care what I think about my family? They're all better than one another in their own way.

[x] You'll do anything to prove your strength. Jake is a living subject.

[x] You repeat things a lot. It's actually an OCD problem. If you repeat things because you think something bad will happen if you don't do it again, it's OCD.

[x] You like weaponry. *evil smile* Weapons...

[x] You are very knowledgeable when others need it. I'll pay attention when my friends need me to.

Total: 10

Part robot...

Silver the Hedgehog:

[ ] You are often naive.

[x] You will do anything to help your planet. What? Like plant a few trees? Sure. We don't have evil super people just yet trying to take over the world.

[x] You have one main friend that you can rely on. Rely on or lean on? :P

[x] You beat yourself up when something goes wrong. For days on end.

[x] You will do anything to protect your friends. I'd take a bullet for my friends.

[x] You are sometimes whiny but calm down soon enough.

[x] You'd be so lost without that one friend's help. Without Mari, I'd be in the middle of the ocean by now. Same for her.

[x] You are quite childish and immature. So true...

[x] You are a very proud person.

Total: 9

Blaze the Cat:

[x] You are quick on your feet and are very quick witted. When I need to be.

[x] You are very stealthy. Haha! I steal the poker chips...

[x] You are very knowledgeable on society.

[x] You are a little bit shy.

[x] You're scared of heights. VERY!

[x] You're solemn, and anti-social. When I want to be alone, I want to be alone.

[x] You prefer to be alone, but still enjoy time with your CLOSE friends. Of course!

[x] You dislike it when the spotlight is on you. Too bright!

[x] You sometimes have anger outbursts. You mean...all the time, right?

[x] You are willing to make sacrifices for the people you care about. Yup yup yup.

[x] You are over-protective. *sighs* It's yet another curse.

Total: 11

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.(Bowser Jr's BOOOOOOMSDAY Machine)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. (So true!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (It sure does...)

Bullying? Think you're SO cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. Put this as you're status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I'm sure the people with heart and backbone will :)