The Government has suddenly decided that young children should know how to use a gun. After losing Kenny, Cartman is suspicious of the new kid in school, and finds himself in the middle of internet speculations.

Wow, I couldn't believe there were so few DT fanfics on this site. This one's about Xandir's ex, Craig, who was mentioned in a few confessional gags. I've just got a synopsis so far, so I will see how it goes. The POV will change each chapter. This is my first fanfic, so feedback will be appreciated.