Hello people of the Internet!

I made this account for fun. Not to write fanfics, unfortunately. Because this is 'Murica, and I can do what I want.

So, um, I'm a sarcastic nerdy Asian who really likes anime, if you wanna know. And video games.

Here are some random fun facts about me! Yay!

- I prefer Mexican food over Chinese food.

- Unlike every other Asian, I actually CHOSE to play the piano. In other words, I wasn't forced to by my grandma.

- I can play Canon in D major, Prelude in C, and Für Elise. And Mary had a Little Lamb.

- I met most of my friends at IMSA. And they're all otakus.

- I go to a crappy, ghetto school. I don't fit in. AT ALL.

- Don't hate, but I'm atheist. 'Cause 'Murica.

- Okay, I'm not atheist. I practice yaoism. It's a real thing, I swear it!

- I've watched 30 animes since the summer of 2013.

- FMA:B is my favorite anime of all time, along with HxH and Fate/Zero.

- However, my favorite fandoms are the Hetalia and Undertale fandoms.

- My favorite video games are Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Shadow of the colossus, and any Zelda game.

- I've been playing Pokemon since I was 7. Bet you can't beat my lv 100 Eelektross and Togekiss!

- If I had to pick a character to marry, it would be Makoto Tachibana. Suck it, losers! He's just so sweet...

- But, if I had to pick a character to, "Netflix and chill," with, it would be Shinya Kougami from Psycho-Pass. He's sexy and he knows it.

- Despite being Chinese, I know more Japanese than I know Cantonese.

- I can't keep up with those stupid vine trends.

- I primarily listen to classical music and soundtracks.

- I don't ship Sebby with Ciel. Sebby will be with Claude, no matter what!

- I don't always do shota yaoi, but when I do, it's GonxKillua.

- For some reason at school, the teachers love me, and my classmates hate me. Mostly because I'm nothing like them, and I'm ever so slightly more intelligent than them.

- I played Fire emblem awakening. And I beat it. 10 times. And I would always marry Stahl, because he looks EXACTLY like Makoto.

- Science is my favorite school subject.

- Math is like a nightmare to me. Like, worse than being Levi's house maid. And not being good at cleaning.

- I can draw some crazy good dragons, but I don't have a deviantArt account.

- Harry Potter is the best book series I've read in my life. But I don't ship Draco with Harry.

- I prefer Parasyte over Tokyo Ghoul, but I prefer TG over Attack on Titan.

- I watched Boku no Pico without cringing.

- I can't play basketball, but I'm a beast at hockey.

- I'm a biology nerd.

- I want a pet tarantula.

- The Lord of the Rings is the best movie trilogy is the best movie trilogy.

- I totally watch Free for the plot. Tooooootaaaaallllyyyyyy.

- I actually used to be a Pegasister, but the bronies scared me from the fandom...

- IT'S A KIDS' SHOW, FOR THE LOVE OF KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS.

- I have a goldfish named Gilgamesh, and a terrapin named Kirei. However, Kirei recently died, as he was stabbed in the shell by my scorpion. Named Lancer.

- I lack arachnophobia, but I am a hopeless acrophobe.

- One of these facts is a lie.

Last but not least, Yaoi is love, Yaoi is life.

The end!