The one kid in South Park no one can stand yet people hang out with: Eric Cartman. He's known for being notorious, manipulative, sociapathic, and possibly the worst guy around. And yet, something strange goes on with him. Every villain has their backstory, and not everyone knows who they are, or what they do when they're alone. But does it put him in a new light?

Set after the events of Season 20 of South Park. If you haven't seen season 20, there are spoilers here for it, so watch out! Having lied to Heidi, Cartman is haunted by the possibility that Heidi will leave him if she finds out about his lie. He has no choice but to make his hardest decision yet.

Cartman checked himself into a mental hospital. Butters and Kenny go to find out why. One-Shot. Buttman.

Prompt by anon: "...Wonder how you'd handle writing something more angsty, like Cartman dealing with the aftermath of his rape or something. Feel free to consider that a challenge." (Rated M for swearing and themes alluding to rape, though the act is not explicitly described.)

The only thing worse than being ignored is being invisible. Rated T for language.

Stan helps Butters cope with abuse.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life drops off a minority at your house to change your ways and forces you to run away and sleep next to a dumpster, talk with Butters. (Takes place during episode, Tsst. Slight Buttman/Cartters. One-shot. Rated T for some swearing).

A Birthday fic for Eric Cartman. Parody of sleeping beauty. Pro-Kyman. Many other parings. Cartman gets kissed a lot. Pre-slash.

Kyle wakes up to Cartman in his room. Kyman. Pre-slash.

Mom always said, uh, dandelions were disgusting weeds and it was my job to pull 'em out of the garden. I always thought of dandelions as flowers instead of weeds. They were pretty and nice. The only thing was when you picked them your hands would get all sticky with pollen and milk. I didn't think Stan would be allergic either! Gee wizz, this is all my fault! Stutters. One-shot.

Today was going to be the day that Butters would tell his crush that he liked him...if his nerves let him.

The whole 'locking two people in a place over night so they fall in love' thing really does work on anybody. (T for language)

Butters becomes suicidal, so it's a shame that the only person around to stop him is Cartman, who cares about nobody bar himself. But is Butters really so needy, or is Cartman the one who needs help? And regardless, is anybody in a state to do anything?

Cartman's gone too far this time, and all Kyle wants is to give him his just desserts. Or so he thinks.

Kenny has something he really, really needs to tell Cartman... Fluffy and slightly crackish Kenman Oneshot. Rated T because it's South Park.

Stan doesn't want an 11'th birthday party after his 10'th birthday party led to so much misery. No one can understand what it's like to have a birthday tainted like that - no one except Butters, that is. Written for Stan's actual birthday on October 19.

Cartman get's his ass kicked by one of his enemies from the past. Someone unexpected comes to his rescue. One-shot, Fluff and kick ass uke; Butters.

It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!

Kenny is going to starve to death unless...

What Cartman puts up with. Why he is how he is. Kind of romance but mostly a friendship : Kyman

Butters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

What really happens during the episode Tonsil Trouble. Cartman/Butters. Oneshot.

I will follow you into the dark. Cartman/Kenny