Linda and I get transported into Harry Potter where Lockhart is a creep, Ron is unimportant, Snape has a pretty wand, Tea leaves foretell my death, and we find a psychotic diary to play with. Crack fic with hints at the original HP plot. No Slash.

Jasmine and Jandra never knew each other until Ouran Academy. They resemble each other so much they decide to trick the entire school into believing they're twins. But they'll need the help of the Host Club if they want to pull it off. EPILOGUE is up!