It's been some time after the Battle of Hogwarts. Our protagonist is on an adventure promising unto you: idleness, lechery and exploration of the magical community! With no real sense of purpose nor direction, he ventures forth with his trusty Lieutenant, Hermione of the large 'Intellect' and (definitely not a harem) a crew to accompany him - onwards we go! !Smut -ish !Crack -fic