Hi.

So I am guessing you want a whole speech on something cool about me. Or my favorite pairings or something. Well to bad, I'm lazy. :D

COMING SOON : nada

RIGHT NOW : BIG BROTHER APH: IT'S NOT REALLY YOU & A PATH LESS TRAVELED BY

COMPLETED : shadow on the walls, i think i love you, chocolate coated bananas, caught

DEAD(FOR NOW) : EVERYTHING ELSE :p

okay! So I am the weird girl who has this like, idea, that if I help one person I am good! I need ideas to write a story, an right now, Big Brother APH: It's not Really You, is on hold until my muse is back for it. But currently, I have this awesome power to GRANT WISHES! So I am going to grant my good frind Jankz' wish.

I think I love you, is basically the

story of Spain and South Italy.

It'll contain fluff, and of course,

we all known S. Italy is mean on

the outside... but a bit coward on

the inside! Let's crack

open the history books!

I am taking you on

List your #1-12 favorite HP characters in a random order.

1. Severus Snape

2. Voldemort

3. Luna Lovegood

4. James Potter the first

5. George & Fred Weasley (they are like one person)

6. Neville Longbottom

7. Remus Lupin

8. Sirius Black

9. Bellatrix Black

10. Charlie Weasley

11. Harry Potter

12. Draco Malfoy

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Harry & Neville-.Not But I saw something close

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? James- Younger, yes, Lily die!!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Draco and Sirius- Inesty... hmmmmmm

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Bellatrix- Actuall, her and Harry Potter all the tie...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Voldemort and Neville- .They both tried to kill Harry Potter ... Neville in the 5th movie, Voldemort in every other movie lol

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Weasley Twins/Bellatrix, Weasley Twins/Charlie- .Rather seem them with Bellatrix, she's kinky she'll like it.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Remus walked in on Voldemort and Draco- xD Child Servies will be called...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Luna Lovegood and Charlie Weasley- All along she had waited for this moment, and with the wind singing sweet music in her ears, she was sure Charlie Weasley had casted a spell on her, or he was a nargel!

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Severus and Sirius- ... it's odd, but yes

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Draco and Remus- A werewolf's curse.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? James and Severus- I am not doing this to Severus.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I... Yes

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? NO IDEA

14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven? Yes

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Voldemort/Weasley Twins/James- I don't know, maybe

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Charlie Weasley- MY DRAGONS ARE LOOSE!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Sirius- Who let the dogs out

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Severus/Neville/Draco- I'll go M, cause it's tend to be bad. Plus I would make Neville and Draco end up together... bad demone...

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Charlie Weasley to use on Voldmort- My! When I saw you from afar I thought you were beautiful, But damn boy, your drop dead gorgeous...

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?Weasley Twins- long time ago now

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Neville- Evil laughter...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Harry/Bellatrix- Hmmmmm! maybe

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Luna/Remus- I think Luna would be more likely... omfg LUNA! HE IS NOT A TOY!

24.) "One(Severus) and Nine(Bellatrix) are in a happy relationship until Nine(Bellatrix) suddenly runs off with Four(James Potter). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Harry Potter) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Draco Malfoy), then follows the wise advice of Five(Fred & George Weasley) and finds true love with Three(Luna)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

RE-WRITEN FOR THE IDEA Severus Snape and Bellatrix Black are in a happy Relationship until Bellatrix Black runs off with James Potter (another lily evans moment). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Harry Potter and a brief unhappy affair with Draco Malfoy, the follows the wise advice of Fred and George Weasley and finds true love with Luna Lovegood.

Shit nuggets Severus, stop picking girls James will steal... I will stand by you!...

James Potter: Demone I have cookies!

Me: OHH! See yeah Severus!

! Anyways it would be called "A Path Less Traveled By." or "It's happening again."

oh and I think Jankz, Padfoot and Prongs 13 would read it! (they will...) and I wouls write this!

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Remus and Sirius- I WOULD SCREAM AND CRY WITH JOY! IT'S CANON ALREADY DAMN IT!