Hiya! So, I'm PolkadotZebracorn, but if you actually took time to read this, my name is Kelsey. I'm just your average Minecraft nerd. I play it, I read about it, I watch others play it. Would you like to know more about me? Well too bad! Well, maybe I'll tell you...

Ugh, fine. I have an older brother and a younger brother. They are both SUPER annoying (Sorry brothers). I love love love purple and teal. I won't say my exact age, but I am somewhere in between 11 and 15. I don't have a YouTube account, but I seriously want one. For now that's all I'll tell you...

Quick note: Stupid new user thingy. I can't start writing my story!

Now for random crap I found on other profiles!!!

18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ’Run for your lives! They're loose!'

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, Arristo, ILOVENICO1000X, Strykeruk, Punkinz01, pinkittwice54, PolkadotZebracorn.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

95% Of the girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games,Repost this If you are the 5% that would just volunteer just to chase him around with a (Very) pointy stick!

Guess what? 97% of Minecraft Players are boys, then 3% are girls, post this on your profile if you're part of that 3%!