Hai! Tiger present. Not sure how long I'm going to make this profile yet. It might end up really long or really short. Probably the latter...
I enjoy reading and read almost all the time. My favorite genre is Fantasy, but I will read anything.
I'm a Cat obsesser, Tech Savvy, Dark Chocolate Lover and most importantly Avid Book Reader!

More about me:

From- the neighboring galaxy.
Age- (to quote Graystorm11) "Too young to drive but old enough not to give my age out on the internet!"
Gender- Female
My favorite colors- Azure, Sapphire, Forest Green, Fire Red and finally Po's eyes
My favorite animal- Tiger (of course)
My favorite weapon- Double tiger hook swords with Raven's geometric force field. (if you don't know who Raven is I have much pity for you)
My favorite poem- "The Tyger" - by William Blake
My favorite music- Broadway (HAMILTON)
My favorite book series: Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss or Fever by Karen Marie Moning
My favorite author: Patrick Rothfuss

Current Favorite Book: The Kate Daniels Series by Ilona Andrews

Top Series

Kingkiller
Fever
Captive Prince
Animorphs

Current Top Ten Tunes (not really in order):

I Am Moana (Moana)
Congratulations (Hamilton) (For now... my fav song cycles hourly)
Giants in the Sky (Into the Woods)
His Theme (Undertale)
Where Did the Rock Go (School of Rock Musical)
Season of Love
Total Eclipse of the Heart (Peter Hollens)
Howl's Moving Castle Soundtrack (Miyazaki)
What's Up (4 non Blondes)
Some Enchanted Evening (South Pacific)

Likes: Books, Cats, the color blue, Mythology, Origami, Music, Kung Fu, Ice skating. Princess Bride, Grofflin. (in no particular order)

Dislikes/Hates: School, HW, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Dresses and High heels, Trump

(in progress)

And now for the WALL OF QUOTES! this is about the time when one clicks on the "hide bio" button

"You don't think that perhaps you have anger management issues?" - Darryl
"Punching people is managing my anger." - Taryn
― Phoenix Pack, Suzanne Wright

“H.I.V.E. will not tolerate unauthorized violence between students, especially students that have only been here for a matter of hours."
"I was just introducing myself," Otto replied innocently. "I'm afraid I appear to have inadvertently offended them somehow.”
— H.I.V.E., Mark Walden

"I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.
"It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.
She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face." - Katsa
— Graceling, Kristin Cashore

“I didn't particularly feel like being arrested, so I argued with the soldiers a bit. Several of them died during the argument - those things happen once in a while. Unfortunately, one of the casualties was Taur Urgas' oldest son. The king of the Murgos took it personally. He's very narrow-minded sometimes. - Silk”
— David Eddings

"It was inconsiderate of you to attack so early in the morning. I was already awake- I rise well before dawn- but you woke Shruikan. He gets rather irritated when he's tired, and when he's irritated, he tends to eat people." -Galbatorix
— Inheritance Cycle, Christopher Paolini

"What are you doing on my territory?" - Silverstream
"Uh, Drowning?" - Graystripe
— Warriors, Erin Hunter

'Can your pen do grenade mode?' - Frank
'No. Shut up.' - Percy
— Son of Neptune, Rick Riordan

“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”
— Son of Neptune, Rick Riordan

"One does one's best" -Silk
— David Eddings

“Embrace paradox. Look for patterns.
Beethoven holds the key but doesn't know it yet.
Hiding inside your Shangri-La you might find the Gates of Hell”
― The Paladin Prophecy, Mark Frost

The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is to have 75% Dark Chocolate in hand at all times.
(Well that and 42)
— The Graceful Lion

"Of course. Murtagh the pack animal. Murtagh the horse leader. I should have remembered that's all I'm good for nowadays." – Murtagh
— The Inheritance Cycle

"Because you can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." – Brom
— The Inheritance Cycle

"If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate."
— Anonymous

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" - Anonymous

"I just always seem to be around when things start exploding." -Otto
— H.I.V.E. Mark Walden

"Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. When you start taking advice from Marco, the end of civilization is very near." - Rachel
— Animorphs, K.A. Applegate

“You're alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.” - Domitan of Masbolle
— Protector of the Small Quartet, Tamora Pierce

"She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away." - Kel
— The First Test, Tamora Pierce

“God save us from religion.”
― David Eddings

“If we're just trying to be accurate, then how about 'The Doomed to Fail Bunch'?" said Constance.
"Honestly! We can't even name ourselves.”
― The Mysterious Benedict Society, Trenton Lee Stewart

“Poor Kate,” said Constance, “she’s lost her marbles.”
― The Mysterious Benedict Society

“How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.”
― The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, (Movie) L. Frank Baum

"Keep it in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe." - Brom
— Inheritance Cycle

“Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me.” - Angela
― Eragon, Christopher Paolini

“That's the spirit-one part brave, three parts fool.” - Brom
― Eragon, Christopher Paolini

“There is no more exciting sport than flying, for if you lose, you die.” - Saphira
― Brisingr, Christopher Paolini

"I can't wait until everything is back to normal" -Eragon
"Define normal" - Saphira
— you guessed it, Inheritance Cycle, Christopher Paolini

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione
— Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, J.K. Rowling

"I do wish he wouldn't do these silly things."
"I'm sure we all wish that, Sarah," said Marcia. "But unfortunately, he has progressed rather further than the silly stage. Evil-minded-scheming stage is more what I would call it."
— Flyte, Angie Sage

“You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel.” - Terry Tarsal
― Queste, Angie Sage

“How am I supposed to save the universe with all this noise?!” - Kit
― Wizards at War, Diane Duane

The trees are totally burning down. - Pahimar
Well that's not ideal... - Direwolf20
Well at least one tree completely burn down because of your addiction to fire. - Pahimar
Yay! Fire is good." - Dire
— Material Energy4 Ep.14

"Hurley, get your butt outta my face. - Darwin
Get your face outta my butt!" - Hurley
— G-Force, directed by Hoyt Yeatman

“When people say a knight’s job is all glory, I laugh, and laugh, and laugh,” he said. “Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks."
- Raoul of GoldenLake
— Protector of the Small Quartet, Tamora Pierce

“You resort to common insult because you have no stronger arguments to offer,” retorted Neal.
— Protector of the Small Quartet, Tamora Pierce

“I suppose he could have changed," Neal said dryly. "I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil." The other pages snorted.
Kel eyed her friend. "You do look yellow around the edges," she told him, her face quite serious. "I hadn’t wanted to bring it up."
"We daffodils like to have things brought up," Neal said, slinging an arm around her shoulders. "It reminds us of spring.”
―Page, Tamora Pierce

Last One! I promise! (from Tamora Pierce that is)

Neal glared at the chubby second-year with all the royal disdain of a vexed lion. He was limping from a staff blow to the knee. "You are a bloody minded-savage," he informed Owen sternly. "I hope you are kidnapped by centaurs.”
― Page

"Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?" - Rowen
— Lost and Found, Nicole Williams

"Sit, Your High Majestic Lord Princes," she said. She yanked a chair from the table and sat herself down.
"You're in fine temper," Raffin said.
"Your hair is blue," Katsa snapped back."
— Graceling, Kristin Cashore

"I'll teach you how to defend yourself, how to maim a man. We can use Po as a model.'
'Wonderful,' Po said. 'It's quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet, Katsa. It'll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife."
— Graceling

"You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen." - Fire
— Fire, Kristin Cashore

"I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours."
"Well." Raffin's eyes were full of laughter. "I'd leave that part out."
— Graceling, Kristin Cashore

"Grace gave her a gentle smile. "You know what the answer is, don't you? Chocolate. It's always the answer, no matter the question."
— Suzanne Wright

"Jamie: Maybe you could stop being a neat freak and ease off with barking orders at me.
Dante: I resent the neat-freak statement. And I do not bark.
Jamie: Sure you don't, Popeye.
Dante: And it wouldn't kill you to use the shoe rack. I mean, it's right by the door.
Jamie: Stop putting my CD's in chronological order, and I'll work on the shoe rock thing.
Dante: How about alphabetical order?
Jamie: How about you go to therapy?"
— Suzanne Wright

"Evolution could so easily be disproved if just a single fossil turned up in the wrong date order. Evolution has passed with flying colours." - Richard Dawkins

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe" - Albert Einstein

If I buy a book, and travel back in time, and give the book to the author of the book before he writes it, and then he copies it, and publishes it, then who originally wrote the book? Mind = Blown
- Have No Idea

“The trouble with miracles is, they don’t last long.” - Archie
— Stargirl, Jerry Spinelli

“Then she was pressing her little proud broke self against his face, as close as she could get, and then they died.” - Hester and Lee
—The Subtle Knife, Phillip Pullman

"Imagination is a form of seeing"
— Philip Pullman

Speed Round!

"You are the product of 4.5 billion years of evolution. act like it." - Unknown

"Love is a serious mental disease." -Plato

"I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding." – Unknown

"If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you?" – Unknown

"Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… You’ll have to ask grandma." – Unknown

"I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned." – Unknown

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -Unknown

"Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad." – Unknown

"Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely." – Unknown

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde

It is possible to panic, kill someone, and sing soprano at the same time! - AntVenom

"God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft." - darkalbino

Never hit a girl if you're not prepared to get hit back. - Anonymous

If Homework is work, when do we get paid? - Anonymous

"Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped."
— The Martian, Andy Weir

"He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”
LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense."
— The Martian, Andy Weir,

"You're already married!" Hera protested. "To me!"
"Curses!" said Zeus. "Er, I mean, of course, dear."
— Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, Rick Riordan

"Also, Ares developed a serious fear of jars. I think I'm going to get him a nice one for Christmas." - Percy
— Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, Rick Riordan

"It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?" - Bast
— The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

"The boy grows upward, but the girl grows up." - Kvothe
— The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

"Could you do a glamour and turn into something smaller?" I asked it. "Preferably not a chain, since it's no longer the 1990s?" The sword didn't reply (duh), but I imagined it was humming at a more interrogative pitch, like, Such as what? "I dunno. Something pocket-size and innocuous. A pen, maybe?" The sword pulsed, almost like it was laughing. I imagined it saying, A pen sword. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
— Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer, Rick Riordan

"They’re not dead,” I told the goat. “They both have pulses.” “Oh.” The goat sighed. “Well, give them a few more hours and they’ll probably be dead.” “What is wrong with you?” “Everything,” said the goat."
— Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer, Rick Riordan

Wilem tapped Simmon's shoulder."He's telling the truth".
Simmon glanced over at him. "Why do you say that?"
"He sounds more sincere than that when he lies".
— Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

"I'll use it to beg the devils to curse you." - Tilagon
"Get in line," I said coolly. "Do you think you're the first?" - Sage
— The Runaway King, Jennifer A. Nielsen

"...Just because it's possible doesn't mean its wise" - Sage
— The False Prince, Jennifer A. Nielsen

"You should thank me for tolerating you. I had hoped that becoming a royal would cure your foul manners."
"That's interesting. My father hoped that stripping me of royalty would do the same thing." - Sage
— The Runaway King, Jennifer A. Nielsen

"I think I may grow to hate you before this is over." - Erick
"But you don't already and that's got to be some sort of record." - Sage
— The Runaway King, Jennifer A. Nielsen

[Speaking of records, this must be the longest profile on Fanfiction.net that just consists of quotes!]

"I haven't done anything wrong." At least, not for a few hours"
— The Runaway King, Jennifer A. Nielsen

Harper: "Fake Kendra is here. She must have been hired by the practitioners, so it looks like my little theory was right."
Knox: "How can you be smug? YOU'RE TIED TO THE TABLE LIKE A DAMN SACRIFICE!"
Harper: "I don't appreciate your tone."
— Suzanne Wright

"Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo." - Taryn
— Suzanne Wright

"Next year, I'm not going to publish Doors of Stone.
(Sorry, but you might as well start coming to grips with it now.)"
— Patrick Rothfuss (Twitter)
"I want a good book however long it takes. I'll just be over here... patiently breaking stuff."
— Daxon L (29 2015)

T.H.I.R.D.S. Quotes by Charlie Cochet

Hell & High Water
-"Why would I beat myself up when I've got plenty of other people to do that for me?"
-"I'm joking. I'm not going to have sex with any of my teammates, and since one of them is my brother, that only leaves one who dislikes me, the one who really dislikes me, and the one who wants to push me in front of a moving bus."
- Sloane Brodie departed this world at age 37 due to massive coronary trauma as a result of idiot partner Dexter J. Daley
- I swear some of these citizens are evolving backwards.

Blood & Thunder
- "The maneuver was less "bad cop/good cop," and more "holy fuck get him away from me/I'll talk to you because you're not psychotic". The best part was, there was little acting involved."
- "You thought your neighbor's cat was the devil incarnate? Guess what? He ain't got nothin' on your partner."
- "How can you knock him out if he's already out!?"
- "You're saying I don't know how to have fun?" Rosa rolled her eyes. "There are other ways to have fun that don't involve shooting things."
- Your gay is showing.
- "Issues? More like subscriptions."
- "How much bigger can they get? Hobbs is already the size of the fuckin' Chrysler building."
- Ash was so deep in the closet, he was taking Aslan's place in Narnia
- "I'm too tired right now to come up with an appropriate response, so I'm going to pencil you in for later in the week, How's Thursday work for you? I can tell you to fuck off properly then."

Rack & Ruin
- "Shit. Ash was being civilized. That could only mean Taylor was lucky he didn't get tossed over the balcony."
- "Awkward runs in the family," Dex muttered as he turned onto his stomach and propped himself on his elbows. "Unless you're Tony. Then 'awkward' cowers in the corner."
- Sloane laughed as he carried Dex out of the room. "You're hopeless." "I'm also nonrefundable." "Surely there's a return policy." "Forget it. You're way past the thirty-day refund period. You're stuck with me now. And before you ask, I'm also nontransferable and nonexchangeable. If you donate me to charity there's no tax write-off because technically that would be considered Human trafficking."
- "I worry about you sometimes." "You sound like my family." "No. They worry about you all the time."
- "That's me," Ash said roughly. "I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."
- "I've grown on you." "Like a bad habit."
- "I made very healthy pancakes with fruit, which you then drowned in maple syrup. Full calorie. High fructose." Dex rolled his eyes. "I didn't drown them." "They were floating."
- "You should have seen his face. It was if I'd introduced him to the Justice League or something." Dex gave him a wicked grin. "Your geek is showing." "Shut it."

Rise & Fall
- Hobbes let out a huff and nudged Austen aside. Well, it was a nudge for Hobbs. It all but sent Austen hurtling across the van.
- "Jesus, are you always this fucking difficult?" "Only on days ending in 'y.'"
- "You haven't seen annoying. What you've experienced is your general grumpy displeasure toward my naturally charming and witty nature. Any attempts to purposefully annoy you were passing whims."
- "Keeler, you have so many issues, you can put the fucking New York Times out of business."
- "But Daddy, I love him!" Maddock rolled his eyes. "Yeah, all right there, Pocahontas. Get lost."

"Going outside is highly overrated."
— Ready Player One, Ernest Cline

"On his first hand he wore rings of stone,
Iron, amber, wood, and bone.
There were rings unseen on his second hand.
One was blood in a flowing band.
One of air all whisper thin,
And the ring of ice had a flaw within.
Full faintly shone the ring of flame,
And the final ring was without name."
― Song about Kvothe; Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

Why are there so many bigoted jerks in this world and why haven't we shipped them all to Antarctica already?
— Sarina Bowen

"I'm...not...afraid...of...heights," Vin said through gritted teeth. "But I'm also not accustomed to hanging in the air a hundred feet above the bloody street!"
— Brandon Sanderson

"You say these things just to provoke me!" - Vin
His smile deepened. "I'm charming that way." - Elend
— Brandon Sanderson

"I haven't had the opportunity to associate much with your brother, but I must say that the man is obviously a genius!"
"It's almost hard to believe he's related to Kell, eh?"
Kelsier snorted. "Marsh might be the genius, but I'm the handsome one."
— Branderson

"You know, sometimes I wonder what the political theorists I've read would say if they met you. I have a feeling they'd throw up their hands in frustration"
— Brandon Sanderson

"But, if that were Zane's goal, then why not just kill me himself?" Zane didn't make any sense. He didn't have to. That was, perhaps, one of the advantages of being insane."
— Brandon Sanderson

"We Mistborn need not make sense," Vin said. "It is beneath us."
— Brandon Sanderson

Fever Quotes by Karen Moning

DarkFever
"You dropped thirty feet in that warehouse. You should have broken something. You should have broken two somethings - like legs. What are you?"
"Don't celebrate yet, Ms. Lane. Don't believe anything dead until you've burned it, poked around in its ashes, and then waited a day or two to see if anything rises from them."

BloodFever
"Thankfully I'm not most women. I don't get off on danger. I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store."
"I grew up in the Deep South where a man's ego is roughly the size of his pickup truck"
"Please tell me we don't grow up and turn into the adults that drive us crazy."

FaeFever
"Vatican had been wont to "Christianize" ancient, pagan celebrations in an if-you-can't-beat-them-and-don't-want-to-join-them-rename-it-and-pretend-it-was-yours-all-along campaign"

ShadowFever
Mac: "You're not dead" Barrons: "Sorry to disappoint"
"Get over it Lor," Barrons said. "When I say jump, you say how high"
"God said, Let there be light. I said, Say please"
"Things were so far outside my box, I had either go crazy or throw the box away"

Iced
"Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet."
Dani: "Who the feck's side are you on? And why aren't you trying to kill me? Mac: "I don't need to. You've got the whole city lined up waiting to do that".
"He's like, the antithesis of WeCare. He's like, We-Don't-Fucking-Care all wrapped up with We'll-Eat-You-For-Lunch, too"

Feverborn
"Ryodan excels at chess, crushes his opposition in five or fewer moves. Barrons eats the board, with blood for ketchup"
"...And your eyes are glazing and I haven't even gotten started," Dancer says
"Surrounded by alpha males that know more magic than all the teachers at Hogwarts"
Mac: "I'm invisible." Christian: "Och, and why wouldn't you be."
"If I go batshit crazy down there, don't say I didn't warn you." "Go?" Ryodan said, his inflection clearly implying he thought I was already there"
"Pessimists are only pessimists when we're wrong. When we're right, the world calls us prophets"

And that's it for now folks! If any of you survive to the end you get one free (virtual) Chimera! (idea stolen from Storm-Eyes-Osprey)