Hiya Guys,

I'm Ginny from England!

I can't say i'm on team Edward 'cause i LOVE ALL the characters in Twilight!

I'm not really good at writing stories so if you guys have any ideas for me i will welcome them gratefully!

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll

invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

CUTE AND FUNNY QUOTES

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (hell yea!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (lol)

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (True, true)

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked her when he wasnt

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

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